SPCR :: Volume #1

#78: Ridicule

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Person of the perimeter table, cannot constrain again, roars with laughter! 周围数桌之人,再也压抑不住,哄堂大笑！ Such teasing, to the different people, will have the different explanations! 这样的取笑,对不同的人来说,就会有不同的解读！ Quantity shallow will draw a sword! Surface tenderness will be ashamed difficult to bear! City mansion will become angry out of shame! Has not met the manner to lose presence of mind after human affairs, the onset and retreat not works as! 量浅者会拔剑而起！面嫩者会羞愧难当！城府者会恼羞成怒！没经世事者则会举止失措,进退无当！ What response is everyone looking at this small young man to be? Increases a pleasure for this bored and arid night, they dare to do this, naturally has the control confidence, gave young man the option, is the enemy is the friend, about leaves, is decided by his word. 大家都在看这个小小的少年郎会是种什么样的反应？为这个无聊而枯燥的夜晚增加一点乐趣,她们敢如此做,当然就有控制局面的信心,把选择权交給了少年郎,是敌是友,是合是离,由他一言而决。 Response of Lou Xiaoyi actually in their unexpected, does not get angry is not angry, does not arrest is not embarrassed, but contented raising the head smiles, 娄小乙的反应却在他们所有人的意料之外,既不怒也不恼,也不拘也不窘,只是怡然自得的抬头一笑, „This is quite graceful!” “这样比较帅！” In speechless of people, Lou Xiaoyi earnest looks at is old, right that „ elderly man said! Is I matches inconsiderately! 在众人的无语中,娄小乙认真的看着老着,“老人家说的对！是我搭配不周！ Should trade to withstand/top the heroic hat! That of following belt/bring two streamers! Like this rides a horse running quickly, the streamer flies upwards, uninhibited spontaneity! 应该换顶英雄帽！后面带两条飘带的那种！这样骑马奔驰,飘带飞扬,不羁自生！ Again the fitting long flag windproof coat, or the raincape, echoes with the streamer mutually, leads the horizon! 再配件长麾风衣,或者斗蓬也可以,和飘带互相呼应,帅到天际！ Shoes, long tube riding boot how? The waterproof skid resistance, is passing agily...... 鞋子嘛,长筒马靴如何？防水防滑,透着利落…… The silk handkerchief ignorant/veiled nose is truly improper , but if empty does not have the meaning, do you look, how hold in the mouth a wild flower? 丝巾蒙鼻确实不妥,可若是空空荡荡的也没意思,您看,叼一枝野花如何？ Like this approach, will these girls change the attitude? ” 这样进场,那些女郎是不是会改变态度？” The old man stands up, an end however oar, from punishing one cup, 那老者站起身,端然一楫,自罚一杯, „Is the old man rash! The merit of young fellow spitting in the face, the old man feels ashamed of one's inferiority! Might as well sit a to chat?” “是老夫孟浪！小伙子这手唾面之功,老头子自愧不如！不如坐过来一叙？” Lou Xiaoyi hehe smiles, all round an oar, „ boy nameless! Not really not, but does not dare to register, invited the everyone senior elder, the brothers and sisters saw to dry in the sun! 娄小乙呵呵一笑,团团一楫,“小子无名！并非真的没名,而是不敢报名,请诸位前辈长者,兄弟姐妹见晾！ The person weak will is short, horse Shoumao is long, can only be cautious in word and deed, does not dare to make widely known casually, my offensive talk said in front, stands in front of everyone, except for leading real, other are possibly false! 人弱志短,马瘦毛长,只能谨言慎行,不敢随便张扬,我丑话说在前头,站在诸位面前的,除了帅是真的,其他可能都是假的！ Today sees, is very predestined friends, is good, you said one ; Has the danger, when you I am! 今日一见,十分有缘,有好处,您说一声;有危险,您就当我是个屁！ Thank you! ” 谢谢您呐！” A few words, present all diners to smile, imperceptibly, from then pulled closer, to a newly emerged practice rookie, although he said is the bullshits, but also is the solid, inevitab bullshit, on the contrary compared with these pompous is saying must listen. 一句话,在场所有的食客都会心一笑,无形中,距离便拉近了许多,对一个初出茅庐的修行新人,虽然他说的都是屁话,但也是实实在在,无可奈何的屁话,反倒是比那些冠冕堂皇的正言要更中听些。 This is also a skill of Lou Xiaoyi present consciousness, he can always in the favor contact, put in a relatively more advantageous position oneself, making one easily not treat as the opponent with him, the enemy. 这也是娄小乙现在的意识的一个本事,他总能在人情往来中,把自己置于一个相对更有利的位置,让人轻易不会拿他当作对手,敌人。 Previous sits toward the old man table, „ old seniors, the boy first goes out, wants to come Immortal Arrival Town to make something naughty, oneself practice is really alone difficult, unmanned direction, unmanned verification, no one discussed that therefore this Immortal Arrival Town custom, you must say to the boy carefully! 往老者桌前一坐,“老前辈,小子初次出门,想来仙来镇淘弄些东西,自己独自修行实在艰难,无人指引,无人印证,更无人商量,所以这仙来镇的规矩,您还得給小子仔细说道说道！ The surrounding so many people of same belief, they may listen, you cannot deceive me with the lies, digs buries deep me...... ” 周围这么多同道,他们可都听着呢,您可不能拿虚言蒙我,挖坑埋我……” The old man takes the consequences for own actions on aware oneself, well drinks to while away the time, must collect the interest in play a trick on this quack remedy to do really? Now is booing, has not teased others, actually threw oneself. 那老者就自觉自己是自作自受,好好的喝酒消遣,非得凑趣耍弄这狗皮膏药做甚？现在倒好,没取笑到别人,却把自己扔了进来。 He is a heart is also open-minded, actually to most people, when you are far less than your unimportant person facing one, results in very much difficultly mean-spiritedly. 他也是个心胸豁达的,其实对大部分人来说,当你面对一个远不如你的小人物时,也很难小气得起来。 „Does your boy, what good the old man deceive you to result in? What advantage buries you to have? Truly is the utter nonsense......” “你这小子,老夫蒙你能得什么好？埋你能有什么利？真正是一派胡言……” Lou Xiaoyi no longer joke, sincere say/way: „Younger generation cracks a joke, the elder do not mind! Believes that you can also look, the younger generation strength is limited, was hears here to have the cultivation technique rare book sell, therefore had no fear of great distances to come to try one's luck!” 娄小乙不再玩笑,正色道:“晚辈开个玩笑,长者不要介意！相信您也能看出来,晚辈实力有限,也是听人说这里有功法秘籍出售,所以不远万里前来碰碰运气！” Audits people simultaneously to create a clamor, what the old man listens is shakes the head, 旁听众人齐齐鼓噪,老者听的是直摇头, „Stays a minute! Can speak well? Even if you want to conceal the oneself source, we still understood, possibly can't depend on the point spectrum? Also has no fear of great distances? Had/Left the national boundary, boy!” “且住！能不能好好说话了？就算你想隐瞒自己的出处,我们也理解,可能不能靠点谱？还不远万里？都出国界了,小子！” The Lou Xiaoyi ashamed meaning does not have, „that is an adjective, described that quite far meaning, you do not need to take seriously!” 娄小乙一点惭愧的意思也没有,“那就是个形容词,形容比较远的意思,您不必当真！” The people smile, words saying that world hundred condition, all sorts of strange and unusual, this person of mouthful the accent, cannot cause others' repugnance unexpectedly, is a skill. 众人都笑,话说人间百态,千奇百怪,这人满嘴的不着调,竟也引不起别人的反感,也是种本事。 The old men asked, „you lack what cultivation technique secret technique, mentioned listens, even if I did not know completely, surroundings many fellow daoist here, want to come also to give you a definite answer! Which village shop goes to? Whether the price does fair?” 老者就问,“你缺什么功法秘术,说来听听,哪怕我不完全知晓,周围这许多道友在此,想来也能給你一个确切的答案！去哪家坊铺？价格是否公道？” Lou Xiaoyi scratches the head, „I seem like, anything lacks!” 娄小乙就挠挠头,“我好像,什么都缺！” The old men sighed, this was also normal, when wandering cultivator just started, who didn't lack? Lacks! 老者就叹了口气,这也正常,散修刚开始时,谁又不缺？都缺！ Therefore asked again, „ I was look, what you lacked was one set! This was quite difficult to manage, must collect one set of cultivation technique secret technique, did not have family belongings is impossible! 于是再问,“我是看出来了,你缺的是一套！这就比较难办了,要凑齐一套功法秘术,没点家当是不可能的！ My this story-telling script should not ask, but your how many net worth? spirit stone how many? Can bear the so big expenses? 我这话本不该问,可你有多少身家？灵石几枚？能否负担如此大的开销？ This time, I allowed you to tell the lie! ” 这次,我允许你说假话！” Lou Xiaoyi is indifferent, „ this time, the boy I have not really wanted to tell the lie! 娄小乙却无所谓,“这次,小子我还真就不想说假话！ silver has 112, spirit stone, the old seniors, what is spirit stone? ” 银子有百十两,灵石么,老前辈,什么是灵石？” The old men also sighed, he discovered today sighs were a much less, to wandering cultivator, entering practice actually does not know that what spirit stone was, this point was not new! He when new crossing the threshold, does not know what is spirit stone, made many jokes. 老者又叹了口气,他发现今天叹气的时候有点多,对散修而言,入得修行却不知道灵石为何物,这一点也不新鲜！就连他在新入门时,也是不知何为灵石,闹了不少笑话的。 wandering cultivator is difficult, without the system inheritance, does not have the fixed resources source, only crosses the threshold by a chance, is really difficult to sustain. 散修艰难,没有体系传承,没有固定的资源来源,只靠一点机缘入门,真的是难以为继。 Explained slightly , the old man the interest has reduced greatly, is perfunctory saying: 稍微解释了下,老者已经兴趣大减,敷衍道: „Your this comes, actually to be used to purchase cultivation technique? Doesn't have the points at heart?” “那你此来,究竟用什么来购置功法？心里就没点数么？” Lou Xiaoyi made excuses, does not want to say that but did not say that others are unable to suggest to him critical, therefore in rubbing gently, forced to take out three bamboo slips from the packet package, Zhong Mountain Cultivation Essentials, a native paper person technique, Great Ox Body, covered up saying: 娄小乙支支吾吾,又不想说,可是不说别人也无法給他中肯的建议,于是磨磨蹭蹭中,勉强从小包包中取出三只竹简,一本钟山修行概要,一本纸人术,一本莽牛身,遮遮掩掩道: „Younger generation, although does not have spirit stone, but can actually take the cultivation technique exchange!” “晚辈虽然没有灵石,但却可以拿功法交换！” The entire shop, almost all diners are come Immortal Arrival Town to exchange the resources wandering cultivator, because this place is remote, the ordinary mortal also little comes in extremely, Immortal Arrival Town does not have the recreation area, if must look, is in the town/subdues limited several eats the shop wineshop, most wandering cultivator study hard in the residence, but always has a few cannot sit still, greedy, this is the business origin of small noodle restaurant. 整个小店,几乎所有食客都是来仙来镇兑换资源的散修,因为这地方偏僻,普通凡人也极少进来,仙来镇没有娱乐场所,若一定要找,也就是镇上有限的几家食铺酒肆,大部分散修都在居所用功,但总有少数坐不住的,嘴馋的,这就是小面馆的生意来源。 Two people dialogue everyone are listening, wants to know that this show packing graceful young man has what card in a hand, to them, this is the biggest pleasure, how as for knowing later to do, that only then god knows. 两人的对话所有人都在听,都想知道这个骚包装帅的少年郎有什么底牌,对他们来说,这是最大的乐趣,至于知道之后怎么做,那就只有天知道。 Waited for Lou Xiaoyi to pull out his treasure, all person simultaneously of attention breathed out one, had the sleep/felt senseless paid up to leave simply, that was really lazy listened again, was just right with this person of attractive surface, was this fellow poorly and pedantically to the pinnacle net worth! 等娄小乙掏出了他的宝贝,所有关注的人齐齐嘘了一声,有觉的无趣的干脆结账走人,那是实在懒的再听,和这人光鲜的表面正好相反的,是这家伙穷酸到极致的身家！ The old men sighed again, as he expected, he also wants to pay up to leave! 老者再次叹了口气,果不出他所料,他也想结账走人了！ „Little fellow, I told you, your bamboo slips, even if threw on the Immortal Arrival Town street no one to sort! Has the native to ascend to light a fire at most to boil the food! I guess that your hold/container Baoli also does have many these things? conceals is very careful, does not believe you to throw, looks at some people, or? If there is a practice person to put out a hand, others sort a itself/Ben, the old man compensate your ten books!” “小家伙,我来告诉你,你这些竹简,就算是扔到仙来镇街道上都没人拣！至多有当地人拾去烧火煮食！我猜你包包里还有不少这些东西吧？藏的还挺小心,不信你就扔出去,看有人要不？如果有修行人伸手,别人拣一本,老夫赔你十本！” Lou Xiaoyi actually does not believe that stubbornly grasps the oneself treasure, you deceive the stance that I was swindled! 娄小乙却是不信,死死的抱住自己的宝贝,一副你骗我上当的架势！ „Either, you throw several, having a look at the younger generation to sort?” “要么,您扔几本,看看晚辈拣不拣？”
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