SPCR :: Volume #25

#2488: Odd people

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Now in the greenhouse, only has three women, young, Ms. Niu, tigress. 现在花房中的,就只有三个女人,小凡,牛嫂,虎妞。 Somewhat feels helpless to the sudden giant sound completely, does not understand that what exactly had? 对突如其来的巨大动静完全有些不知所措,不明白到底发生了什么？ Subconscious, they think this certainly is the evil person who these have ulterior motives once again warned to disturb, has not waited for them to respond, a towering sound resounded, 下意识的,她们都认为这一定是那些心怀叵测的恶人的又一次警告捣乱,还没等他们反应过来,一个突兀的声音响起, „Who is so lacking virtue, holds the father chrysanthemum gate with the sharp thorn! If this were disabled, father eats you for a lifetime!” “谁这么缺德,拿尖刺捅老子菊门！这要是残废了,老子吃你一辈子！” Three women then recover, the discovery is just now grafting the wadding to puncture the place of chrysanthemum impressively, being sprawled is lying down a young men, covering buttocks is very painful, shouts and wrangles...... 三个女人这才回过神来,赫然发现就在方才嫁接绵刺头菊的地方,正四仰八叉的躺着一名青年男子,捂着屁-股痛苦不堪,大呼小叫…… The wadding punctured a chrysanthemum to be pounded the pulp, looked that position happen to may not say the place under the male stock ; On greenhouse ceiling a regular human form big hole...... in such situation, even if has not experienced similar accident, how many women understand immediately what had probably? 绵刺头菊早已被砸得稀巴烂,看那位置正好就在男子股下不可说之地;花房顶棚上一个规规正正的人形大窟窿……这样的情况下,哪怕从来也没有经历过类似的变故,几个女人还是马上就明白了大概发生了什么？ A person, since the space falls, destroyed their greenhouse, but also broke precious wadding to puncture a chrysanthemum ; What is only incomprehensible, does this intend? Has no intention? 一个人,从天上掉了下来,砸破了她们的花房,还砸碎了一株珍贵的绵刺头菊;唯一让人不解的是,这到底是有意的？还是无意的？ If said that has no intention, matter where so many coincidences? 若说无意,事情哪有这么多的巧合？ If said intends, such bumping porcelain is some prices is too big? Doesn't need to do so frigidly? The ceiling firm wooden beam was broken by smashing with stone several, the bricks and stones broken tile fell place, obviously then impulse big! 若说有意,这样的碰瓷是不是有些代价太大？不需要搞得如此惨烈吧？顶棚坚固的木梁都被砸断了几根,砖石碎瓦落了一地,可见当时的冲击力有多大！ The issue is, outside the small every greenhouse also no big buildings or do the trees, where this person fall? Difficult to be inadequate from the cloud? 问题在于,小凡花房外也没有什么高大的建筑或者树木,这人到底是从哪里掉下来的？难不成是从云彩上？ The small every heart is friendly, suddenly also thinks does not understand the long and short of the story of thunderbolt, want to come in her, by this person pounds earth-shaking, explodes the earth enhanced dust, must first consider that this person do not die is here good! 小凡到底心善,一时间也想不明白突发事件的来龙去脉,在她想来,以此人砸下来时的惊天动地,爆土扬尘,先就得考虑这人千万别死在这里才好！ Their such common people most fear is this, stains the human life lawsuit, builds uselessly also with the flowered work place! 她们这样的老百姓最怕的就是这个,一沾上人命官司,连人带花坊都搭进去也没用！ Quickly arrives at the near, as far as possible the modest tone, „ this gentleman, what do you feel? Does the body have what ill place? 急忙走到近前,尽量的温和语气,“这位官人,你感觉如何？身体有何不适之处？ First do not move, is trying under the activity the hands and feet, without obstructs greatly, we hold you to get up again, the thorough examination, may probably have what sequela not. ” 先不要动,试着活动下手脚,如果没有大碍,我们再扶你起来,仔细检查,可莫要留下什么后遗症。” She called the gentleman, was because this person of clothing was quite strange, quality of material excellent, was attractive and unique, she specifically cannot say, but definitely was not the appearance of floor working people, in the year's end city, only then there is a status talent to wear the long gown. 她叫官人,是因为这人的服饰比较奇怪,质地精良,样式新颖,她也具体说不上来,但肯定不是底层劳动人民的打扮,在岁末城,只有有身份的人才穿长袍。 Sister Niu clearly has the life experience, where does the person fall to have from the roof not to finish a job the foot? Actually the hands and feet is the skin flesh wound, the key cannot in the internal organs stay behind creates secretly, that truly is fatal! 牛姐显然更有生活经验,人从屋顶上掉下来哪有不断手断脚的？其实手脚都是皮外伤,关键是不能内腑留下暗创,那才真正致命！ „First do not speak! We asked you, you nodded to shake the head then!” “先不要说话！我们问你,你点头摇头即可！” The man turned the body, on the mouth kept, „ can be all right? Changes you to fall from tens of thousands zhang (3.33 m), feared that has not become one group of meat sauce! Also is thick on father skin coarse meat, there is a God to enlarge ones vision, this has the present whole entire corpse! 那男子扭了扭身体,嘴上不停,“能没事么？换你从好几万丈上掉下来,怕不早就成了一团肉酱！也就老子皮糙肉厚,又有老天爷开眼,这才有现在的囫囵全尸！ Aiyu, other said that did anyone of you behind that thorn me pull out? That place meat is tender, can not stimulate...... ” 哎呦,别的都好说,你们谁把我后面那根刺拔出来？那地方肉嫩,受不得刺激……” Falls from tens of thousands zhang (3.33 m), is this logical expression? Is big-mouth boasting bi? Was fallen muddled? 从几万丈上掉下来,这是人话么？是口无遮拦的吹牛赑？还是被摔糊涂了？ Should be the latter? 应该是后者吧？ Quick, how many women discovered this person other did not say, skin coarse meat thick that yes right, the ground has not seen the obvious bloodstain, the curving position of arm leg is also very normal, the speech voice is big, the resentment is full, what important matter should not have? 很快的,几个女人就发现这人别的不说,皮糙肉厚那是没错的,地上没见明显的血迹,胳膊腿的弯曲位置也很正常,说话声音不小,怨气满满的,应该不会有什么大事吧？ „Sweet little girl pours water quickly!” “妞妞快去倒杯水来！” Small every instruction of being thrown into confusion: „Do we hold you to sit?” 小凡手忙脚乱的吩咐道:“我们扶您坐起来？” Ms. Niu from side drawing a deck chair, two women must begin to put up him, this seat of honor, knows that this fellow may really not be general sinking! 牛嫂从旁边拉过来一把躺椅,两个女人就要上手把他架起来,这一上手,才知道这家伙可真不是一般的沉！ They are also the laborious people of long experience practical training, is not the pretty unearthly tender young lady, lacks the strength to truss up a chicken ; Especially Ms. Niu, did the heavy manual labor, had the upper arm strength very much, made an effort also only to build the upper part of men's, the lower part cannot lift! 她们也算是久历劳作的辛苦人,不是娇滴滴的不食人间烟火的娇小姐,手无缚鸡之力;尤其是牛嫂,干惯了粗活,很有膀子力气,就这么使力也只能架起男子的上半身,下半身就死活抬不起来！ The man is extremely unsatisfied! From falling to start, on the mouth without stopping, has scolded the day to scold scolds the stars, scolded the monster to scold the ghost to scold the deity , there would be no him not to dare to scold! 那男子极不满意！从掉下来开始,嘴上就没停过,骂天骂地骂星辰,骂妖骂鬼骂神仙,就没他不敢骂的！ Is good because , is also on the mouth does good deeds to several women, has not aimed. 好在,对几个女人还算是嘴上积德,没有针对。 „How many did I say your what's the matter? Can't understand the logical expression? Father's wound in behind! Not in front! Can lie down? Must lie! Looks for tweezers to come pull to stab! If that place long in the meat, the drill is deeper, but how also to live?” “我说你们几个到底怎么回事？听不懂人话么？老子的伤在后面啊！不在前面！能躺么？就得趴着！去找个镊子来拔刺啊！那地方如果长在肉里,越钻越深的,还怎么过日子？” In the dumbfoundedness of two women, this male oneself hands and feet simultaneous/uniform Dong, lay the deck chair! 在两个女人的目瞪口呆中,这男子自己手脚齐动,趴上了躺椅！ This looked again, really injures in behind, the faint bloodstain, never may say that the place faint trace seeps out...... 这再一看,果然伤在后面,还有隐隐的血迹,从不可说处丝丝渗出…… The long gown skirt-width place, is sticking the wadding of pounded pulp punctures chrysanthemum remnant, it seems like that the man has not truly lain! But this fact is passing the fishy, pounds that big momentum, injured merely here? 长袍下摆处,糊着已经被砸的稀巴烂的绵刺头菊残枝,看来男子确实没说谎！但这事实在是透着蹊跷,砸下来那么大的声势,就仅仅伤在了这里？ Small every clenches teeth, if this matter wants to solve to understand, the man cannot have an accident here is the premise! Is wrong to whom as for whom, which is right and which is wrong, after waiting, said, the key cannot leave behind what handle to these people with high aspirations now! 小凡一咬牙,这事要想解决明白,男子在这里不能出事就是前提！至于谁对谁错,孰是孰非,留待以后再说,关键是现在不能給那些有心人留下什么把柄！ Therefore told: „Does Ms. Niu, go to invite Dr. Jia? pull to stab, general physical checkup, must have what sequela while convenient not!” 于是吩咐道:“牛嫂,去把贾大夫请来吧？拔刺,顺便也全身检查一下,莫要留下什么后遗症！” „Dr. Jia leaves time examines is not cheap! The flower work place the income must turn over to him for half a month!” “贾大夫出次诊可不便宜！花坊半个月收入都得归了他！” The Ms. Niu mouth mumbled, but did not have other means that knows by their now situations, the matter that also can only so, be able to spend to eliminate the risk is the best result, sent off early this acute communicable disease mourning. 牛嫂嘴里嘟嘟囔囔,但也没有其它的办法,知道以她们现下的情况,也就只能如此,能花钱消灾的事已经是最好的结果,早早把这瘟丧送走了事。 The men continue discontentedly, „does a trivial matter, why spend that wasted money? Since you are this gardener, wants to come pull to stab to meet the wooden craftsmanship is not strange, by all means come, I do not mind......” 男人继续不满,“屁大点事,何必花那冤枉钱？你们既然做这花匠,想来拔刺接木的手艺也不陌生,只管来,我不介意的……” Actually no one manages him, if Ms. Niu runs swiftly, the tigress carried the water to hand over, cup 却没人理他,牛嫂如飞跑出,虎妞端了杯水递了过来, The men were still bewildered, „how lies to drink? Doesn't have the straw?” 男人仍然莫名其妙的,“趴着怎么喝？没吸管么？” The girls opened the eye, „what is a straw? Our backyard septic tank has actually, is thick.” 虎妞就睁大了眼睛,“什么是吸管？我们后院化粪池倒是有,就是粗些。” The men ran into the opponent, was choked speechless ; Actually under one tosses about, several women were also look, this person did not have the important matter mostly, If nothing else, this opened mouth endless comparing, had the big problem on not like. 男人遇到了对手,被噎得无语;其实一番折腾下,几个女人也算是看出来了,这人多半没有大事,别的不说,就这一张嘴没完没了的比比,就不像是有大毛病的。 Although is somewhat unreasonable, pounding the momentum is astonishing, should not be scatheless, but the fact is the fact, to them is also the unfortunate great good fortune! 虽然有些不合情理,砸得那么声势惊人,不应该毫无损伤,但事实就是事实,对她们来说也是不幸中的大幸！ The man did not have the straw, but can still achieve to drink water freely, his method is very unusual, the tongue extends, then one volume...... 那男人没了吸管,但仍然能做到喝水自如,他的方法很奇特,舌头伸下,然后一卷…… Looked that the tigress little miss looks unusually, happily said: „What kind of? Can my skill also? If the little misses I served the master, this skill I taught in you!” 看虎妞小姑娘看得稀奇,不由得意道:“怎么样？我这本事可还了得？小姑娘如果把老爷我侍候好了,这本事我就教了于你！” The tigress know-nothing party is dauntless, curls the lip, „greatly what does this have? My family Chinese rhubarb can inborn!” 虎妞无知者无畏,一撇嘴,“这有什么了不起的？我家大黄天生就会！” The men are startled, was struck by the violent again. 男人一怔,再次被暴击。
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