People in an uproar. 众人一片哗然。 As Half Immortal, this taste is a little truly vulgar, low interest. But from the academic point of view, has nothing completely probably incorrect? Regardless the prejudice, the excretory system of human body holds very important position, you can three days not eat meal, but can three days not drain? 身为半仙,这品味确实有点粗俗,低趣味。但完全从学术角度来讲,好像也没什么不对的？抛开成见,人体的排泄系统占有很重要的地位,你可以三天不吃饭,但能三天不排泄么？ They do not certainly know the true intention of this Half Immortal, since to express to the disaffection of azure mound cultivator this bored behavior, to present disgustingly somebody in Half Immortal! 他们当然不知道这位半仙的真正用意,既是为了表达对青丘修士这种无聊行为的不满,更是为了恶心在座半仙中的某个人！ Don't you think the main world biggest stirring excrement stick? Then we discussed about excrement- the issue of urine! Looks in main world cultivation world, Lou Tixing taste! 你不是自以为主世界最大的搅屎棍么？那么我们就来讨论讨论关于屎-尿的问题！看一看在主世界修真界中,娄提刑的品味！ In these is dark the counterfeit, where azure mound does cultivator understand? Everyone can only stay in the literal comprehension, naturally also has no novel creativity. 这些暗里的影射,青丘修士哪里懂？大家就只能停留在字面理解上,当然也就没什么新奇的创意。 Hears that Half Immortal to shake heads! 听得那名半仙大摇其头！ Azure mound Golden Pill asked, „I and other experiences were superficial, truly does not pass in this field of endeavor, focuses on the injury mostly, the malaria, the skeleton muscle and other in the daily diseases ; Therefore sees especially shallowly, does not know whether the old deity can direct one slightly, do two, let me and other opening suddenly mental block?” 青丘一名金丹就问,“我等见识浅薄,于此道确实不通,大都着眼于伤害,虐疾,骨骼肌肉等日常疾病上;所以所见尤浅,不知老神仙是否能稍微指点一,二,让我等顿开茅塞？” That yellow Half Immortal hehe smiles, aims at somebody, „ did you ask me? I do not pass! However here has to be skilled in this field of endeavor, the foundation of basic skills deep period of five days, seeing the excrement is extraordinary! The walk universe, the attendance plows this field of endeavor is not negligent entire life! 那黄半仙呵呵一笑,就指向某人,“你问我？我也不通！不过这里却有精于此道的,功底深候,见屎非凡！一生行走宇宙,勤耕此道不怠！ , I give everyone to introduce, this Lou big Exalted Immortal, in universe cultivation world he in excrement- urine- say/way second, no one dares to say first! If you can flatter him, directs 12 slightly, enough enjoys life-long! ” 来来来,我給大家介绍一下,这位娄大上仙,宇宙修真界中他于屎-尿-道第二,就没人敢说第一！你们若是能把他巴结好了,稍微指点一二,就足够受用终生！” This is the spoken language provocation, before returning him is impolite, although had not been clear that this strange Half Immortal why courage such big, wants to come also and marching monk cannot withdraw the responsibility. 这就是言语挑衅,回报他之前的不客气,虽然还不清楚这个陌生的半仙为什么胆子如此之大,想来也和行军僧脱不开干系。 Looked that all azure mound cultivator vision throw, the surface including the anticipation, Lou Xiaoyi knows this does not shake the power and prestige plays the temperament the time, these Half Immortal, are very difficult to do. 看所有青丘修士的目光投过来,面含期待,娄小乙知道这可不是抖威风耍脾气的时候,这些半仙啊,真的是很难搞。 Also does not wait for the person to urge, oneself stood, bows with hands clasped all round, he is the subconscious movement, actually fools the under azure mound cultivator big ritual to pay a return visit, Half Immortal bows with hands clasped, somewhat cannot withstand. 也不等人催促,自己就站了起来,团团一揖,他是下意识的动作,却唬得下面的青丘修士纷纷大礼回拜,半仙一揖,有些承受不起。 Lou Xiaoyi is with smile on the face, full of enthusiasm, treats the provocation, if the environment does not allow to draw a sword, that smiles. 娄小乙面带微笑,兴致勃勃,对待挑衅,如果环境不允许拔剑,那就微笑吧。 Arrives at the key station center, the back is a piece of giant theater curtain, this is azure mound cultivator shows the imaginary dreamland the item, he naturally not, but he will draw to write. 走到主台中央,背后是片巨大的幕布,这是青丘修士展现幻梦境的道具,他当然不会,但他会画图写字啊。 „Since everyone great kindness invited, I explained for everyone, had not working as place, but also the sentiment advised much!” “既然大家盛情相邀,我就为大家讲解一番,有不当处,还情多多指教！” Therefore raises hand, the point refers to such as flies, on the theater curtain quick presented several organs, according to the human body structure arranges in order, and they are: Brain, esophagus, stomach, big or small intestinal tract, waist shinbone, on anal tube, sphincter, chrysanthemum gate. 于是一扬手,点指如飞,幕布上很快就出现了几个器官,依人体构造而列,分别是:大脑,食道,胃,大小肠道,腰骶,上肛管,括约肌,菊门。 This is the one development of mimicry technique, these things that he draws, looked like bestows on with the life, can start talking! Naturally, who knows that these lecture of words are actually the meaning of this Exalted Immortal. 这是拟态术的一种拓展,他画出来的这些东西,就像是被赋与了生命,可以开口讲话！当然,谁都知道这些讲的话其实就是这位上仙的意思。 Writes continuously the belt/bring saying that starts voluminous, making each organ start to speak, he is actually responsible for the aside! 连写带讲,开始洋洋洒洒,让各个器官开始说话,他却负责旁白！ ...... The chrysanthemum gate said: You eat and drink although, the matter of damage control gives me to process! ……菊门说:你尽管吃吃喝喝,善后的事情交給我来处理！ Aside: Every day we will take in a lot of food, through the digestion absorption, transforms the material and energy in adult...... 旁白:每天我们都会摄入大量的食物,通过消化吸收,转化成体内的物质和能量…… Esophagus: Proceeds, do not stop! 食道:往前走,不要停下来！ Aside: The food debris that then has not digested completely will turn finally corpulently under the unceasing creeping motion of intestinal tract...... 旁白:那么没有完全消化的食物残渣最终会在肠道的不断蠕动下变成便便…… Stomach: Settles on the exit|to speak, do not fall behind! 胃:看准出口,不要掉队！ Aside: In our intestinal tracts has more than ten million hundred million bacterias, they decompose food time, will also produce a lot of gas simultaneously, is the fart in your body- fart, containing being close to 30% flammable gas! 旁白:我们的肠道内有上千万亿的细菌,它们分解食物的时候,还会同时产生大量的气体,就是你们身体内的屁-屁们,含有接近30%的可燃气体！ Bacteria: The brothers and sisters, food came, eats quickly! 细菌:兄弟姐妹们,食物来了,快吃呀！ Aside: Fart- fart leaves the human body probably two ways, part was absorbed by the intestinal tract mucous membrane, enters the blood circulation, arrives at the lungs to discharge outside the body through the breath...... 旁白:屁-屁离开人体大概有两种方式,一部分被肠道粘膜重新吸收,进入血液循环,来到肺部通过呼吸排出体外…… Smelly breath gas: Free, friends, to duck! 口臭气体:自由啦,朋友们,冲鸭！ Aside: But other parts arrived at anus- gate, making the chrysanthemum judge, who can go out from here, flight clearance! 旁白:而其它部分则来到了肛-门,让菊花判断,谁才能从这里出去,放飞自我！ Chrysanthemum: Who let me come to see you are? 菊花:让我来看看你们都是谁？ Aside: Before the excrement and fart come, the chrysanthemum does not know what is the corpulent little friend, is fart- fart little friend? We might as well called it the fabricated corpulence! 旁白:当屎和屁来之前,菊花就根本不知道来的是便便小朋友,还是屁-屁小朋友？我们不妨称它为莫须有的便便！ Fabricated corpulence: Who am I? I where? 莫须有的便便:我是谁？我在哪里？ Aside: When the chrysanthemum has not judged it, he is corpulent and fart- fart iteration condition. When the chrysanthemum judges it, its collapse becomes the excrement or the fart. 旁白:当菊花没有判断它的时候,他就是便便和屁-屁的迭加状态。当菊花判断它的时候,它就塌缩成屎或者屁。 Fabricated corpulence: I am not only the excrement, is the fart! 莫须有的便便:我既是屎,也是屁！ Aside: Then through the afferent nerve, goes directly to the waist shinbone section, enters the low level bowel movement center in spinal cord. 旁白:然后通过传入神经,直达腰骶部,进入脊髓内的低级排便中枢。 Waist shinbone: The signal receives, prepares the bowel movement! 腰骶:信号收到,准备排便！ Aside: The low level center will present the defecation reflex immediately, relaxes the sphincter, making the fabricated corpulence continue downward. 旁白:低级中枢会立即出现排便反射,放松括约肌,让莫须有的便便继续下行。 Fabricated corpulence:! The preparation launches! 莫须有的便便:欧耶！准备发射！ Aside: When the fabricated corpulence arrives at the chrysanthemum mouth, on the anal tube will conduct strict questioning to it! 旁白:当莫须有的便便来到来到菊花口,上肛管就会对它进行严格的盘查！ On anal tube: Un, originally is you! Do not think that wrapped a waistcoat I not to recognize you! 上肛管:嗯,原来是你！别以为套了件马甲我就不认得你了！ Aside: On in the anal tube has large number of receptors! When different conditions when arrives on the anal tube fabricated, the different shapes, the sense of reality, the temperature, the speed, the humidity, will trigger the different movement receptors, transforms the different neural signals. 旁白:上肛管中有大量的感受器！当不同状态的莫须有来到上肛管时,不同的形状,质感,温度,速度,湿度,就会触发不同的动作感受器,转化成不同的神经信号。 Solid: Has the trace to rub the feeling. 固体:有纹路摩擦感。 Liquid: Has the fluid touch and speed. 液体:有流体般的触感和速度。 Gas: Lacking speed and texture information, only then inflation feeling! 气体:缺少速度和纹理信息,只有膨胀感！ Aside: On low level center of information of anal tube determination except for passing , will also submit one to give commander-in-chief- brain. At this time you can the independent judgment be discharge corpulently these, suppressed them? 旁白:上肛管判定的信息除了传給低级中枢,也会递交一份給总司令-大脑。这个时候你就可以自主判断是排出这些便便呢,还是把它们憋回去？ Brain: Let me ponder, the row does not arrange, this is an issue! 大脑:让我思考一下,排还是不排,这是个问题！ Aside: On however expert of anal tube before becoming, the judgment ability is very bad, therefore the baby draws corpulently is always controlled by oneself! 旁白:不过上肛管在成为老手之前,判断能力是很差的,所以婴儿拉便便就总是不受自己控制！ Fabricated corpulence: This is a novice, everyone to/clashes the duck! 莫须有的便便:这是个新手,大家冲鸭！ Aside: With growing up, on the brain of anal tube to the information that sends out are getting more and more, judges more and more accurately, the novice also turned into the expert. 旁白:随着长大,上肛管向大脑发出的信息越来越多,判断越来越准确,新手也就变成了老手。 On anal tube: drawing does to have diarrhea to look to eat meal, does not moisten the pants to watch the experience! 上肛管:拉干拉稀看吃饭,不沾裤子看经验！ Aside: However, the veteran also has slip time, when corpulent appears in the different liquid-solid forms, even with fart- when fart mixes up, that possibly indicates serious incident! 旁白:然而,老经验也有失手的时候,当便便以不同固液形式出现,甚至和屁-屁混在一起时,那可能预示着一次严重事故的发生！ Chrysanthemum: Do not come! 菊花:你们不要过来啊！ Aside: Although the subjective control of brain to bowel movement, can make us schedule the daily schedule reasonably, but the defecation reflex still might be controlled by the low level center, because of extraction in within the body waste, has the first necessity regarding human! 旁白:虽然大脑对排便的主观控制,可以让我们合理安排作息时间,但排便反射仍然有可能被低级中枢控制,是因为体内废物的排出,对于人类有第一必要性！ Waist shinbone of seizing power: First arranged to say again, takes action first and explains later, brain too bureaucrat! 夺权的腰骶:先排出去再说,先斩后奏,大脑太官僚！ Aside: For example, when we eat the stomach ache, when the intestinal tract has a lot of bacterias and toxin, the absorption function of intestinal tract will drop, having the liquid shape is corpulent ; And presents the intense bowel movement to respond, can make us discharge the harmful substance in within the body at the maximum speed, but does not need to obey order the order of brain! 旁白:例如,当我们吃坏肚子,肠道内存在大量细菌和毒素时,肠道的吸收功能会下降,产生液体状便便;并出现强烈的排便反应,就可以让我们以最快的速度排出体内的有害物质,而不必遵守大脑的命令！ Brain: Here is the public place! Does not permit anywhere the feces and urine/size then! 大脑:这里是公众场合！不准随地大小便！ Preliminary center: Please walk the quick channel! 低级中枢:请走快捷通道！ ...... Lou Xiaoyi say and gesture, abundant and elegant, expression vivid...... ……娄小乙连说带比划,图文并茂,表情生动…… Finally asked: Words that „like this spoke, did everyone understand? Especially that yellow fellow daoist, you in now in anal tube, suppressed what fart is?” 最后问道:“这样说的话,大家都理解了么？尤其是那位黄道友,你现在上肛管中,憋的到底是什么屁呢？”