SL :: Volume #4

#370: Strange bird


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Swindler? What swindler?” “骗子?什么骗子?” Is the swindler who pretends to be your posterity teaching others disciple.” “就是冒充你子孙后代传人弟子的骗子呗。” This matter?” “还有这种事儿?” What also has this matter? Told you, the ancient boy, your posterity teaching others disciple now the world is, you also had much.” “什么叫还有这种事儿?告诉你,古小子,你的子孙后代传人弟子现在满世界都是,就连你本人也都有不少呢。” Fire virtue will pretend to be the ancient cool breeze oneself as well as posterity's matter roughly said that the listened ancient cool breeze frowns, asks: Having is so exaggerating?” 火德将冒充古清风本人以及子孙后代的事儿大致说了一遍,听的古清风是直皱眉头,问道:“有没有这么夸张?” Old man said is not exaggerating, the real situation even possibly said the old man is more exaggerating.” “老夫说的一点也不夸张,真实情况甚至可能比老夫说的还要夸张。” Looks to catch fire virtue like not cracking a joke, the ancient cool breeze cannot help laughing, said: „Are these people the idle egg hurt, what are all right to pretend to be my posterity to make?” 瞧着火德不像开玩笑,古清风不禁哑然失笑,道:“那些人是不是闲的蛋疼,没事儿冒充我的子孙后代做什么?” Nonsense, treats as god general existence your boy in our world many people, if is really the posterity of your boy, who dares to offend? No matter where, that is a master, must supply.” “废话,在咱们世界很多人都把你小子当作神一般的存在,如果真是你小子的子孙后代,谁敢得罪?不管去了哪里,那都是爷,都得供着。” „Does no one reveal them?” “没人揭穿他们么?” Reveals? How to reveal? Your boy young time of becomes second nature loosely, does not gang up with others this, provokes others that whose his mother knows that you leave behind many posterity, moreover purity that help/gang young brat can say your love history, let alone, but also really can on, some young brats even have your faith token, awareness of whose his mother is really the false.” “揭穿?怎么揭穿?你小子年轻的时候风流成性,不是勾搭人家这个,就是撩拨人家那个,谁他娘的知道你到底留下多少子孙后代,而且那帮小兔崽子都能把你的情史说的一清二楚,别说,还真都能对上,一些小兔崽子甚至还拥有你的信物,谁他娘的知道是真是假。” Faith token? What faith token?” “信物?什么信物?” „The magic weapon that you used before along, like flowing the flowered flying sword, is drunk to recite the blade, scarlet flying tomb......” “你以前随身用的法宝呗,像流花飞剑,醉吟刀,赤飞陵……” These broken gadget I almost saw somebody off.” “那些破玩意儿我几乎都送人了。” Gives being intimate of your boy?” “是不是都送给你小子的相好的?” Forgot, delivered too, how would I know gives to anyone.” The ancient cool breeze deeply exhales the one breath, sighed: Has not thought that also has these broken matters.” “忘了,送出去太多,我哪知道都送给什么人了。”古清风深深呼出一口气,叹道:“没想到还有这些破事儿。” „, Gets what one deserves.” Fire virtue despised one ruthlessly, said: Who makes your boy annoy so many loose debts, otherwise, which this world also meets so many swindler who pretends to be your posterity!” “切,活该。”火德狠狠的鄙视了一眼,道:“谁让你小子惹下那么多风流债,不然,这个世界哪还会那么多冒充你子孙后代的骗子!” The ancient cool breeze shakes the head, is very speechless, helpless said: These pretend to be my posterity, how also do some people pretend to be my? Regarding the immortal say/way I am a criminal, what do they pretend to be me to make? This is not all right to oneself looks for trouble.” 古清风摇摇头,很是无语,无奈道:“那些冒充我子孙后代的也就罢了,怎么还有人冒充我本人的?对于仙道来说我是个罪人,他们冒充我做什么?这不是没事儿给自己找不自在嘛。” Did not say a moment ago, many people treat as god same existence your boy, some swindlers pretend to be you, deceives the ignorant fellow specially, mother, where pretended to be your posterity to arrive is a master, let alone pretended to be you, his mother's the treatment of enjoyment was better than the absolute monarchs.” “刚才不是说了嘛,很多人都把你小子当作神一样的存在,一些个骗子冒充你,专门糊弄无知的家伙呗,娘的,冒充你的子孙后代到了哪里都是爷,更别说冒充你本人了,那他娘的享受的待遇比天王老子都好。” Is a blind person? Real false resolution? Even if the resolution, pretends to be me, two pretend to be me, so many people pretend to be , only then, the fool still knows majority is false.” “都是瞎子吗?真的假的分辨不出来?就算分辨不出来,一个冒充我,两个冒充我,那么多人冒充,真的只有一个,傻子也知道大部分是假的吧。” Oh, the ancestor, this saying may not say certainly, these pretend to be your swindler, each his mother has the person of real skill, others are not a fool, without a few tricks dares to pretend to be you? The father a few years ago met two to pretend to be your person in the motherland, to be honest, cannot distinguish the fathers, let alone others.” “哎哟,祖宗,这话可说不准,那些冒充你的骗子,各个都他娘的是有真本事的主儿,人家也不是傻子,没两下子敢去冒充你吗?老子前些年在神州大地遇见过两个冒充你的主儿,说实话,连老子都分辨不出来,别说其他人了。” Real false, such strange?” “真的假的,有这么邪乎吗?” Very strange, others want the skill to have the skill, wants the ability the ability, purity that your matter also knows, being sincerely convinced that even if related to the matter of privacy, others can also say you extremely, you asked anything, others can tell you anything, but also said unusual was accurate, you cannot but was convinced.” “很邪乎,人家要本事有本事,要能耐又能耐,你的事儿也都知道的一清二楚,哪怕涉及到极其隐私的事情,人家也能把你说的心服口服,你问什么,人家就能告诉你什么,还都说的非常准确,你不服都不行。” Nonsense.” The ancient cool breeze cast aside fire virtue one, said: As long as understands the methods of say/way of these all sorts of people divination, you think anything, he can know, you asked anything, others naturally can give answers readily.” “废话。”古清风撇了火德一眼,道:“但凡懂点占卜之道这些三教九流的法门,你心里想什么,他都能知道,你问什么,人家自然能够对答如流。” In any case very strange, the tone or the style of no matter speaking not the slightest difference from your boy, the genuine and fake no one resolution was clear, didn't the king fatty found a country to be the emperor in South Sea? The boy is supplying two scarlet clouds kings now.” “反正挺邪乎的,不管是说话的口气还是行事风格都和你小子一般无二,真真假假谁也分辨不清,王胖子不是在南海开国当起了皇帝吗?那小子现在就供着两个赤霄君王。” hears word, the ancient cool breeze does not know whether to laugh or cry, ridicules saying: His mother, king couldn't Fatty with father so many years, distinguish to the present even/including father genuine and fake?” 闻言,古清风哭笑不得,笑骂道:“他娘的,王胖子跟了老子那么多年,到现在连老子真假都分辨不出来?” Now did you know? What person king Fatty is, your boy knows compared with anybody that is the clever person, even he cannot distinguish, it can be imagined these pretend to be your swindler to be all-resourceful.” “现在你知道了吧?王胖子是什么样的人,你小子比任何人都知道,那可是猴精猴精的主儿,连他都分辨不出来,可想而知那些冒充你的骗子该是何等神通广大。” Discovered that ancient cool breeze face upwards lying down in takes away the forehead that on the master chair non-stop, fire virtue is knowing this fellow has certainly a headache now very much. 发现古清风仰躺在老爷椅上不停的扣着额头,火德知道这家伙现在一定很头疼。 Silent the moment, fire virtue said slowly: Therefore , the ancient boy, you do not come back, once you come back, outside has big pile of troublesome matters to wait for you, except that these troublesome matters you act, others really could not suppress.” 沉默了片刻,火德缓缓说道:“所以说,古小子,你不回来也就罢了,你一旦回来,外面有一大堆麻烦事儿等着你呢,这些麻烦事儿除了你本人出面,其他人还真压不住。” One had only known, I might as well do not come back.” “早知如此,我还不如不回来呢。” The ancient cool breeze looks up to the vault of heaven, a sigh, said: Causes and effects causes and effects, anything is the causes and effects, this is his mother's causes and effects, oneself past years planted, because, only then withstand the present fruit.” 古清风仰望苍穹,一阵叹息,道:“因果因果,什么是因果,这就是他娘的因果啊,自己当年种下的因,也只有自己去承受现在的果。” Listened to fire virtue to say so many, the ancient cool breeze then realized that in the past after feigned death left, unexpectedly brings so many at sixes and sevens things. 听火德说了这么多,古清风这才意识到当年自己诈死离开之后,竟然带来这么多乱七八糟的事情。 Regarding this, except for helpless, remaining helpless. 对此,除了无奈,剩下的还是无奈。 He is a lazy person, is listening to song, is drinking young wine, sunning is the life that he most yearns, before to survive, cannot kill, now by having a thing in the world of God trial, the ancient cool breeze is really not wanted to toss about again, seeks the causes and effects to also kill the time, occasionally moves the hands and feet to seek pleasure is good, if before again resembles, tosses about, really without that frame of mind. 他是个懒人,听着小曲儿,喝着小酒儿,晒着太阳是他最向往的生活,以前为了生存,不得以才打打杀杀,现在被老天爷审判的一无所有,古清风实在不想再折腾,求索因果也只是为了打发时间而已,偶尔活动活动手脚找个乐子还行,若是再像以前那么折腾,实在没有那个心气儿。 Now outside has so many because of oneself, but troublesome matter, what to do? 现在外面有那么多因自己而起的麻烦事儿,怎么办? What to do, not to look at the office, is looking at the office. 不怎么办,看着办,瞧着办。 This issue, the ancient cool breeze is disinclined to think, what to do also plans. 这个问题,古清风懒得去想,也打算怎么办。 He does not owe this world, does not owe anybody. 他不欠这个世界,也不欠任何人。 If really must say owes, that is also this world world owes him. 如果真要说欠,那也是这个世界世界欠他的。 He does not have how noble personal character, in the past for this world, he has made a sacrifice, but also is only one time, he made the sacrifice, was only born in this world because of oneself, other, made a sacrifice no other already enough, definitely will not have the second time. 他也没有多么高尚的品德,当年为了这个世界,他已经做出过一次牺牲,但也只是一次,他做出牺牲,只因自己在这个世界出生,别无其他,做出一次牺牲已经够了,绝对不会有第二次。 Flaunts the scarlet prefix that the banner is domineering and tyrannical is also good as for these, pretends to be the swindler who the posterity mooches everywhere, he really does not have that frame of mind to go to manages matter. 至于那些打着自己旗号横行霸道的赤字头也好,还是冒充自己子孙后代到处招摇撞骗的骗子也罢,他实在没那个心气去管这种事儿。 Shaking the head. 摇摇头。 Is disinclined to think this egg sore matter. 懒得去想这种蛋疼的事情。 When he raises glass drinks wine, impressively discovered a bird hurriedly flies to here. 只是当他举杯饮酒的时候,赫然发现一只小鸟正急匆匆的向这边飞来。 If bird only then the palm of the hand is big, is all over the body deep green, seemingly exquisite lovable, particularly head wipes the corolla, is very attractive. 小鸟似若只有巴掌大,通体碧绿,看起来玲珑可爱,尤其是头上的一抹花冠,很是漂亮。 Bird feather somewhat falls off, is obviously injured, flight time also creakies, passed by the rosy cloud faction, the bird lowers the head looked, immediately dives, falls on ancient cool breeze nearby table, stared ancient cool breeze and fire virtue wickedly, the mouth spits the criticism/human language, said: Little fellow, you, if dares to expose my whereabouts, the great-aunt will certainly swallow you exactly!” 小鸟身上的羽毛有些脱落,明显受了伤,飞行的时候也是摇摇欲坠,路过云霞派的时候,小鸟低头一看,立即俯冲而下,落在古清风旁边的桌子上,恶狠狠的瞪了一眼古清风与火德,口吐人言,道:“小家伙,你们若敢暴露我的行踪,姑奶奶一定会活吞了你们!”
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