SL :: Volume #18

#1719: Huge satire

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The immortals on steamship stand and wait for a long time in the sky, quite anxious and excited is looking around a Yuan military that confronts with the previous monster, many immortals are even loud for Yuan martial cheer on, after all they are an immortal immortal, naturally also hopes that an immortal Exalted Immortal can press on monster of Daoist wizard. 大船上的仙人们都伫立在当空,颇为紧张而又兴奋的张望着正在对峙的元武与上妖,不少仙人甚至大声为元武呐喊助威,毕竟他们都是仙道的仙人,自然也希望仙道的上仙能压过妖道的上妖。 But in deck. 而在甲板上。 ancient cool breeze face upwards lying down on the chair, curls upwards one leg on the other to build on the table, kiln elder sister helps him massage the shoulder, kiln elder sister helps him massage the calf. 古清风仰躺在椅子上,翘着二郎腿搭在桌子上,一位窑姐儿帮他按摩着肩膀,一位窑姐儿帮他按摩着小腿。 But ancient cool breeze are drinking young wine, while is looking at the current liveliness. 而古清风自己则是一边喝着小酒儿,一边瞧着正在发生的热闹。 Side, fire virtue is also looking in one that confronts the monster with a Exalted Immortal, he but who this looks at lively is very uncomfortable, worries very much, said: „His mother, the old man also planned takes a look at that to lean Sir/minister Exalted Immortal to become what appearance so many to be crazy for her beautifully, when the time comes the old man can also raise while convenient beautiful, finally the beautiful woman has not found the eye not to foster, several little fellows jump actually here blindly to stumble, feeling disappointed of real his mother.” 旁边,火德也瞧着正在对峙的一位上妖与一位上仙,不过这个热闹瞧的他很不爽,也很着急,说道:“他娘的,本来老夫还打算瞧瞧那倾卿上仙到底美成什么样子让这么多人为她着迷,到时候老夫顺便也能养养眼,结果美女没瞧见眼也没有养成,倒是几个小家伙在这里瞎蹦跶,真他娘的扫兴。” „I said fire virtue, having looked lively was good, how you also want the place.” ancient cool breeze saying with a smile: „Master I remembers your old boy very likes watching the fun, how? Now changed the taste? Didn't like watching the fun, likes looking at the beautiful daughter?” “我说火德,有热闹瞧就不错了,你还想咋地。”古清风笑吟吟的说道:“爷我记得你个老小子挺喜欢瞧热闹的啊,怎么？现在换口味了？不喜欢瞧热闹,喜欢瞧美女儿了？” „Old man likes not watching the fun false, but where did his mother's you tell me to be lively? An immortal little fellow with a Daoist wizard little fellow, is dumbfounded, did this also call lively? Nearby these immortal, these monster, other his mother is gawking, hits actually, hits to call lively, what liveliness doesn't plan?” “老夫喜欢瞧热闹不假,可他娘的你告诉我热闹在哪里？一个仙道小家伙跟一个妖道小家伙,就这么大眼瞪小眼,这也叫热闹？还有旁边那些个仙儿,那些个妖儿,别他娘愣着,倒是打啊,打起来才叫热闹,不打算什么热闹？” „Master I was supposing the possibility that hits is not big.” The ancient cool breeze is carrying the wine glass, liquor, said: „The strengths of these little fellows about the same, even if hit to fear anyone unable to injure anyone.” “爷我估摸着打起来的可能性不大。”古清风端着酒杯,品了一口酒儿,道:“这些小家伙的实力都在伯仲之间,就算打起来恐怕谁也伤不了谁。” „Fights this gadget, looked , is not only the strength.” “打架这玩意儿,看的不光是实力。” The voice of fire virtue transmits, the ancient cool breeze asked: „Fights does not depend on the strength, by what? Whose voice is big? By whose show?” 火德的话音传来,古清风问道:“打架不靠实力,靠啥？靠谁的嗓门大？还是靠谁更骚？” „Rambled on anything, fought by had to plant has not planted, the light had the strength to have a wool to use, under did not dare the cruel methods, the strong strength was also the flower trellis of having externals without substance.” “瞎扯什么呢,打架靠的是有种还是没有种,光有实力有个毛用,不敢下狠手,再强大的实力也不过是徒有其表的花架子罢了。” „Your old boy speaks irresponsibly and sarcastically, your loner, the say/way companions do not have, is only a from head to tail old hoodlum, a person eats to the full, entire family is not hungry, you can put down, can be ready for any sacrifice, others? Others these little fellows may have the family/home to have industry have the dream.” “你个老小子是站着说话不腰疼,你一个孤家寡人,连个道侣都没有,只是一个彻头彻尾的老光棍,一人吃饱,全家不饿,你可以放得下,也能豁出去,人家呢？人家这些小家伙可都是有家有业有梦想啊。” ancient cool breeze not salty not pale superficial saying: „How we first did not say their strengths, even if these people really have under the strength that writes off the opposite party perhaps, no one dares the extreme methods, the status of these little fellows are not ordinary, writes off any, will anger behind them the big fairyland respected family, the price is not general big, this year the boss mixes at the serious famine, no one is a fool, before beginning, will think over, consequence can of fight unable to withstand.” 古清风不咸不淡轻描淡写的说道:“咱们先不说他们的实力如何,即便这些人真有抹杀对方的实力,恐怕谁也不敢下死手,这些小家伙的身份都不一般,抹杀任何一个,都会惹怒他们背后的大仙境大家族,代价不是一般的大,这年头儿在大荒混的,谁也不是傻子,动手之前,都会掂量掂量,打架的后果自己能不能承受得住。” Side, listened to the ancient cool breeze words, nod that thunder Lie approves of very much, said: „Big master said is very right, usually the small scale has no issue in the now ancient time, but if really gets down the extreme methods, no one has that courage, especially these Exalted Immortal, behind everyone have the huge interest relations, if kills them, others easily will definitely not forgive you.” 旁边,听了古清风的话,雷烈很是赞同的点点头,道:“大老爷说的很对,在今古时代平时小打小闹没什么问题,可若是真下起死手来,谁也没有那个胆子,特别是这些上仙,每一个人背后都有巨大的利益关系,若是把他们弄死,人家肯定不会轻易饶了你。” Behind Exalted Immortal interest relations are the average person not unimaginable. 上仙背后的利益关系是一般人无法想象的。 Do these big fairyland respected families drain the painstaking care and resources train a Exalted Immortal for what? 那些大仙境大家族耗尽心血与资源培养一位上仙为了什么？ Has not been able to become outstanding for Exalted Immortal that future train, when the time comes the fairyland family will also follow to profit at someone's expense. 还不是为了将来自己培养的上仙能够出人头地,到时候仙境家族也会跟着沾光。 At the serious famine, the so-called big fairyland respected family wants to base in the world, thus prestige remoteness, depended is not the person are many, but looked the fairyland family trains many great people. 在大荒,所谓的大仙境大家族想要在天地之中立足,从而威名远扬,靠的不是人多,而是看仙境家族培养出多少大人物。 Therefore, these big fairyland respected families are very important, otherwise if, Exalted Immortal that looks at Exalted Immortal goes out, will not have so many experts to accompany. 所以,那些大仙境大家族都把上仙看的很重要,如若不然,上仙出门,也不会有那么多高手随从。 If kills a Exalted Immortal, was equal to the painstaking care resources that these big fairyland respected families pour into have all efforts wasted, others can forgive you to be strange! 若是把一位上仙弄死,就等于那些大仙境大家族倾注的心血资源付之东流,人家能饶了你才怪！ „Right.” “没错。” The ancient cool breeze also said: „What is more important, Exalted Immortal after all is Exalted Immortal, is a deck immortal Exalted Immortal, kills a Exalted Immortal, in serious famine that is the capital crime.” 古清风也说道:“更加重要的是,上仙毕竟是上仙,是乃上承仙道的上仙,弄死一个上仙,在大荒那可是死罪啊。” „Because of this.” Thunder fierce numerous nod, imitating, if has profound understanding of be the same, sighed: „Therefore on these person of extraordinary ability dares so to be domineering and tyrannical securely.” “正因为如此。”雷烈重重的点头,仿若深有体会一样,感叹道:“所以这些上仙才敢这般有恃无恐横行霸道啊。” „Hey!” “嘿！” Fire virtue is looking at ancient cool breeze, suddenly smiled, smiled is very complex, like hearing what strange matter, looks at the ancient cool breeze the look like looking at the monster, said: „Today does Sun hit the west side to come out? Then, kills a Exalted Immortal, at the serious famine indeed is the capital crime, this is also the recognized fact, but how this saying said from your boy, how the old man listened to think that that satirized laughably?” 火德瞧着此间的古清风,突然笑了,笑的很复杂,就像听见了什么奇怪的事情一样,就连看古清风的眼神都像看怪物一样,说道:“今儿个太阳是不是打西边出来了？说起来,弄死一个上仙,在大荒的确是死罪,这也是公认的事实,可是这话怎么从你小子说出来,老夫怎么听都觉得那么可笑那么讽刺呢？” Fire virtue indeed thought that satirized very much laughably very much. 火德的确觉得很可笑很讽刺。 Others do not know. 其他人不知道。 But he knows the ancient cool breeze the real status is the quiet emperor. 而他可是知道古清风的真实身份是乃幽帝。 This boy in the past when common custom the immortal toward extinguishing, in a serious famine almost flare nine days of burning cleanness, died Exalted Immortal in this boy hand, perhaps compared with others have seen wants many many. 这小子当年在世俗界的时候把仙朝灭了,在大荒又差点一把火把九天焚的干干净净,死在这小子手里的上仙,恐怕比别人见过的都要多的多。 Is such a exists, actually said that what kills a Exalted Immortal is the capital crime? 就是这么一个存在,竟然说什么弄死一个上仙是死罪？ In the world, is ratio this more laughable and matter of satire? 天地之间,还有比这更加可笑而又讽刺的事情吗？ This like a kills people such as flax demon, said that he is a good-hearted good person same satirizes. 这就如同一个杀人如麻的魔头,说他是一个心地善良的好人一样讽刺至极。 „Fire virtue, the master I have become an honest woman, the deal of killing and torching, the master had also gone straight, the master has turned over a new leaf, wants to be a good good person, and......” “火德啊,爷我早就从良了,杀人放火的勾当,爷也早就洗手不干了,爷已经洗心革面,想做一个善良的好人,而且……” The ancient cool breeze the words have not said, fire virtue could not listen, making the vigor push the eye, imitating, if did not endure to look straight ahead to be the same, waved, said: „Rolls rolling! Other his mother's disgusting old man, your boy spoke this saying, your oneself do not dislike to blush, the old men are shy for you!” 古清风这边话还没有说完,火德就听不下去了,使劲儿挤着眼睛,仿若不忍直视一样,挥挥手,道:“滚滚滚！别他娘的恶心老夫,你小子说这话,你自己不嫌脸红,老夫都替你害臊！” Nearby thunder Lie looks at fire virtue, looked at the ancient cool breeze, he is not a fool, can guess correctly the ancient cool breeze deal that before the words of fire virtue somewhat probably kills and torches a lot dry/does, under heart curious, asked: „Big master, taking the liberty asked one, why you before were?” 旁边雷烈瞧了瞧火德,又看了看古清风,他不是傻子,从火德的话中多多少少也能猜出古清风以前好像没少干杀人放火的勾当,心下好奇,问道:“大老爷,冒昧的问一句,您老人家以前是干啥的啊？” „Before you are looking at the master, probably does?” “你瞧着爷以前像是干啥的？” Fire virtue also follows to ask: „Brat, heard that your boy also in the person who the serious famine mixes, moreover mixes also good, under the hand also one group of brothers follow you to mix, said, your boy should also calculate the story rich experience is excellent?” 火德也跟着问道:“兔崽子,听说你小子也是在大荒混的主儿,而且混的还不错,手底下还有一帮兄弟跟着你混,这么说起来,你小子应该还算阅历丰富见识过人吧？” „Story rich experience is not at all excellently, but......” thunder Liedao not extremely modest, self-confident saying: „Many has a little eyesight, at least, is a good judge of character this aspect, some younger generation confidence.” “阅历丰富见识过人不敢当,不过……”雷烈倒也没有太过谦虚,自信的说道:“多少还是有那么一点眼力的,至少,识人这方面,晚辈还是有些信心的。” „Yo, right?” Fire virtue said: „Before you take a look at the ancient boy, is to do?” “哟呵,是吗？”火德说道:“那你瞧瞧古小子以前是干啥的？” „Big master, if the brothers I spoke incorrectly, or offended you, do not mind, when the brothers broke wind.” “大老爷,若是兄弟我说错了,或是冒犯到您了,您老人家可别介意,就当兄弟放个屁。” „Ok, said that looks.” “行,说说看。” „Before I am pondering over...... the big master, should be this!” “我琢磨着……大老爷以前应该是这个！” thunder Lie said, gave a hand signal with the hand. 雷烈说完,用手比了一个手势。 This hand signal is a little strange, fire virtue cannot understand, the ancient cool breeze cannot understand, fire virtue asked: „Blindly what your boy gesticulates, what do you mean?” 这手势有点奇怪,火德看不懂,古清风也看不懂,火德问道:“你小子瞎比划什么呢,啥意思？” Please remember this book first round domain name:. 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