SSK :: Volume #35

#3468: Are you my boyfriend?


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( ( Puts down the telephone, the Ye Haoran optional flipping liber. 放下电话,叶浩然随意的翻了翻登记册。 Shortly, taxi bang stopped in No. 25 dormitory entrance, can become enlightened the feeling of vehicle race taxi, only then Wang Hu can achieve. 沒多久,一辆出租车“轰”的一声在25号宿舍门口停了下來,能把出租车开成赛车的感觉,也只有王虎能够做到了。 The taxi vehicle door opens, walks a man and a woman, what male is whole face full beard Wang Hu, woman long good of looked, although was old, but can see as before, when this woman is young is attractive. 出租车车门打开,走下來一男一女,男的正是满脸络腮胡子王虎,女人长的挺好看,虽然年纪大了,可是依旧能看得出,这女人年轻时还是蛮漂亮的。 Hey, Brother, how you made the shed to manage here.” Wang Hu is surprised, he thinks that Ye Haoran comes to UC to study. “嘿,兄弟,你怎么在这里做舍管了。”王虎惊讶,他以为叶浩然是來加州大学读书的。 Ye Haoran stands up, beckons, is a long story, did not say that right a building No. 103 room, the chamberpot has stopped up, the sister-in-law your on time, the master temperament of that room is a little strange, you are enduring.” 叶浩然站起身來,招招手,“说來话长,就不说了,对了一楼103号房间,马桶堵了,嫂子你过去通一下,那房间的主人脾气有点古怪,你忍着点。” The Wang Hu wife has smiled, has gathered together the hair, said: All right, I knew.” 王虎的媳妇笑了下,拢了拢头发,道:“沒事,我晓得。” Ye Haoran looked, in the wife hand of Wang Hu is also taking the horse spigot, it seems like should not have the issue. 叶浩然看了下,王虎的媳妇手上还拿着个马桶栓,看來应该是沒问題的。 Wang Hu rubs hands, brothers, any situation, passes one chamberpot 500 US dollars, I drive one month of taxi laboriously, 1000 US dollars, sometimes.” 王虎搓着手,“兄弟,什么情况啊,通一通马桶就500美元,我辛辛苦苦开一个月的出租,也才1000美元,有时候还不到。” Ye Haoran has smiled, has counted 500 United States bank notes, gives Wang Hu, does not need to ask.” 叶浩然笑了下,数了500美钞,递给王虎,“不用多问。” Wang Hu has not met, says with a smile: Is the brothers you give money, I do not want, passes a chamberpot, on the matter of a few tricks, I cannot receive money.” 王虎沒接,笑道:“是兄弟你给钱,那我还是不要了,通一个马桶,就两下子的事,我真不能收钱。” Taking.” Ye Haoran forces in 500 US dollars the hand of Wang Hu, actually my anything has not done, called you, has gained 1500.” “拿着吧。”叶浩然把500美元塞进王虎的手里,“其实我什么都沒做,就是给你打了个电话,就赚了1500。” Really.” Wang Hu surprised looks at Ye Haoran. “真的。”王虎惊讶的看着叶浩然 Ye Haoran nods. 叶浩然点点头。 Wang Hu hey smiling, „that Brother, later has such good matter again, you may probably continue to look for me.” 王虎嘿嘿的笑着,“那,兄弟,以后再有这么好的事,你可要继续找我。” Ye Haoran smiles. 叶浩然笑起來。 At this time the Wang Hu wife walked, she has smiled, was stopped up by the sanitary napkin, was on good terms.” 这时王虎的媳妇已经走了出來,她笑了下,“就是被卫生巾堵了,已经通好了。” Good, you can walk, later relates again.” Ye Haoran beckons with the hand. “那好,你们可以走了,以后再联系。”叶浩然摆摆手。 Wang Hu is bringing wife cheerful departure, three minutes have gained 500 US dollars, this good deed, Wang Hu has not thought really will fall to own head. 王虎带着媳妇乐呵呵的离开,三分钟赚了500美元,这种好事,王虎真沒想到会落到自己的头上。 Two people got up taxi cheerfully, Wang Hu drives to leave. 两个人上了出租车,王虎乐呵呵的开车离开。 The Wang Hu wife sits in copilot place, a little has doubts as before, Husband, that person, had given you a moment ago really 500 US dollars, he how do not make, was passes one to be good, two matters.” 王虎的媳妇坐在副驾驶座上,依旧有点疑惑,“老公,刚才那个人,真的给了你500美元,他怎么不自己去弄,就是通一通就好了,就两下的事。” Wang Hu actually does not care, said: „The brothers is a person of high skill, I have said to you, a foot kicks to faint the m country black, he i.e., fierce.” 王虎却不在意,道:“那兄弟是位高人,我给你说过的,一脚踢晕m国黑鬼,就是说的他,厉害着呢。” The Wang Hu wife sighed, Husband, you can know such fierce character , is really in luck.” 王虎的媳妇感叹了一句,“老公,你能认识这么厉害的人物,也真是走运。” That is, but can marry you are I am in luck, hey......” “那是,不过能娶到你更是我走运,嘿嘿……” Wang Hu and wife depart with a smile, in heart has been full of the gratitude to Ye Haoran, their life in Los Angeles is not ample, these 500 US dollars for them are very important. 王虎和媳妇笑着离去,心中对叶浩然充满了感激,他们在洛杉矶的生活并不宽裕,这500美元对他们來说还是很重要的。 Ye Haoran has resulted in 1500 US dollars in vain, very has the sense of achievement, he is thinking should buy the department cell phone. 叶浩然白白得了1500美元,还是挺有成就感的,他想着应该去买部手机了。 Snort, mean.” “哼,卑鄙。” Cold snort|hum transmits. 一声冷哼传來。 Ye Haoran gains ground, saw that Lisa looks at himself angrily. 叶浩然抬头,就看到丽莎愤怒的看着自己。 Ye Haoran smiles, in the morning has not harbored evil thoughts, even chest woman.” 叶浩然轻轻一笑,“早上沒憋坏吧,平胸女人。” You are waiting.” Lisa is taking a book, stared Ye Haoran, walked hurriedly. “你等着。”丽莎拿着一本书,瞪了眼叶浩然,急匆匆的走了出去。 Ye Haoran laughs, it seems like here teases these female students also very amusingly. 叶浩然哈哈大笑,看來在这里逗一下这些女生也挺好玩的嘛。 Thump...... 咚咚咚…… A very slight sound of footsteps transmits . Moreover the opposite party put lightly the sound of footsteps intentionally, as if wants quietly close Ye Haoran. 一阵很轻微的脚步声传來,而且对方故意放轻了脚步声,似乎想悄然接近叶浩然 Ye Haoran disdains, these students were too naive, although the sound of footsteps was very light, but listens in oneself, clear incomparable, even if sound who the cat walks can catch, let alone is this sound of footsteps. 叶浩然不屑,这些学生太天真了,虽然脚步声已经很轻了,可是在自己听來,清晰无比,就算是猫走路的声音自己都能捕捉到,更何况是这脚步声。 That sound of footsteps arrived at window place. 那脚步声已经到了窗口处。 Ye Haoran gains ground fiercely, then stands up, „” yelled one. 叶浩然猛地抬头,然后站起身來,“啊”的大叫了一声。 Outside the window, stands a woman of wear white hundred pleat flower skirts, the woman is growing very beautifully, buff hair natural hangs, covers that such as the milk common neck, the eye such as the yellow gem glistens generally, the whole person looks is that purest y country aristocrat female model|pattern. 窗口外面,站着一个穿着白色百褶花裙的女人,女人长得很美,浅黄色的头发自然的垂下來,遮盖住那如牛奶一般的脖子,眼睛如黄宝石一般闪亮,整个人一看就是那种最纯正的y国贵族女子范。 This y country girls planned to frighten Ye Haoran, has not actually thought that Ye Haoran stands up her suddenly had a scare. 这个y国女孩本來打算惊吓叶浩然呢,却不曾想到叶浩然突然站起身來把她吓了一跳。 „.” The girl is holding her chest, retroceded a half step, on the face has revealed the panic-stricken color. “啊。”女孩抱着自己的胸口,后退了一小步,脸上露出惊恐之色。 Ye Haoran curls the lip, „, young girl, this was frightened, the courage is so small, do not play the game of this frightening person.” 叶浩然撇着嘴,“嘿,小妞,这就被吓到了,胆子这么小,就不要玩这种吓唬人的游戏嘛。” You...... Your bastard.” The girl is pointing at Ye Haoran. “你……你混蛋。”女孩指着叶浩然 Ye Haoran sat down, has knocked the table, had the matter, something said quickly that had the fart to put quickly, do not think that your long attractiveness can disturb me to work.” 叶浩然重新坐下,敲了敲桌子,“有事吗,有事快说,有屁快放,不要以为你长的漂亮就可以來打扰我工作。” The girl is mad snort|hum, she approaches Ye Haoran, heard that you are my boyfriend, what I am come to see my boyfriend to be long, has not thought that is such a hateful and senseless bastard.” 女孩气的哼了一声,她重新走近叶浩然,“听说你是我男友,我就是來看看我男友长什么样的,沒想到是这么一个可恶又无趣的混蛋。” „, I am your boyfriend.” Ye Haoran gains ground, I do not know you.” “啊,我是你男友。”叶浩然抬起头,“我都不认识你。” Bastard, before yesterday, I did not know you, was day of time, now the entire campus knows that you were my boyfriend, damn Ye Haoran, damn China little man.” Girl furious pursing the lips, is having the unique charm. “混蛋,在昨天之前,我也不认识你,可是一天时间,现在整个校园都知道你是我男友了,该死的叶浩然,该死的华夏小男人。”女孩气哼哼的撅着嘴,带着独特的魅力。 You are...... Phyllis.” Ye Haoran understood suddenly, was needless saying that this girl definitely was the girl who yesterday's Henry and Nielson duel competed. “你是……菲丽丝。”叶浩然突然明白过來了,不用说,这个女孩肯定就是昨天亨利和尼尔森决斗争夺的女孩。 Yesterday Ye Haoran to persuade somebody to leave that two idiots, has used the method of goading somebody into action, said intentionally Phyllis is her woman, has not thought passed on was so quick, the entire campus knows that Phyllis and were one is right. 昨天叶浩然为了劝走那两个白痴,用了激将法,故意说菲丽丝是自己的女人,沒想到传的这么快,整个校园都知道菲丽丝和自己是一对了。 Phyllis sees the Ye Haoran expression, finally happily has smiled, she stretches out the finger, bends the waist, gathers side Ye Haoran, then the small finger has fluttered the chin of Ye Haoran. 菲丽丝看到叶浩然的表情,终于得意的笑了起來,她伸出手指,弯着腰,凑到叶浩然身边,然后小手指勾住了叶浩然的下巴。 Has not thought that my boyfriend, unexpectedly is the shed tube, oh, this may let my queen paternal grandmother, how to accept, she will certainly send our y country fiercest knight, has killed you.” Phyllis happily has smiled. “沒想到我的男朋友,竟然是个舍管,哎呀,这可让我的女王奶奶,如何接受啊,她一定会派我们y国最厉害的骑士,來杀了你的。”菲丽丝得意的笑了起來。 Ye Haoran has smiled , the palm held Phyllis's small hands suddenly, has not related, our China state-owned sentence old saying, being called under the peony dead, makes trouble also loosely, for you, I rather made that to be only loose the ghost.” 叶浩然笑了下,手掌突然抓住了菲丽丝的小手,“沒关系,我们华夏国有句古话,叫牡丹花下死,做鬼也风流,为了你,我宁愿做那只风流鬼。” Lets loose me the bastard.” The Phyllis small hands has struggled two, blushes, „, really does not have a wee bit gentry styles.” “放开我啊混蛋。”菲丽丝小手挣扎了两下,红着脸,“呸,果然沒有一丁点的绅士风范。” Ye Haoran loosened the hand, laughs, „before me, very gentleman, but sees you now, I thought that maintained the gentry style was too difficult, because, you grew such are beautiful moving, was right, which your dormitory was, we can go to your room to chat in detail.” 叶浩然松开了手,哈哈大笑,“我以前挺绅士的,可是现在看到你,我觉得保持绅士风范实在太难了,因为,你长得是这么美丽动人,对了,你宿舍是哪一个,我们可以去你的房间详细聊聊。” Got out of the way the color 1 wolf.” Phyllis wears the pleated skirt outward to walk, she wants to sexually harass this newly arrived shed tube, has not thought now actually by Ye Haoran sexually harassing. “走开了色1狼。”菲丽丝穿着百褶裙就往外走,她本來想调戏一下这个新來的舍管,沒想到现在倒是被叶浩然给调戏了。 The back that Ye Haoran looks at Phyllis, even more thought that this position was really good. 叶浩然看着菲丽丝的背影,越发觉得,这个职位实在是太好了。 At this moment Henry and Nielson in opposite small woods, felt that is not quite good, they hide behind a big tree, is taking the military telescope, looks at every action and every movement in No. 25 block of flats. 只是,此刻在对面小树林里的亨利和尼尔森,感觉可不太好,他们两个躲在一棵大树后面,拿着军用望远镜,看着25号公寓楼里的一举一动。 Damn, Phyllis really knew with that China boy, look, they also blatantly shake hand unexpectedly.” Henry was yelling, an angry fist pounded on the big tree, the big bark was very thick, pain Henry yelled. “该死的,菲丽丝果然和那个华夏小子认识,看,他们竟然还公然拉手。”亨利大叫着,愤怒的一拳砸在大树上,大树皮很厚,疼的亨利大叫。 Nielson at the same time is also angry straight gasping for breath, he puts down the telescope fiercely, said: No wonder our two so charming charming, is dashing, Phyllis actually does not promise us, originally she with this China boy on good.” 一边的尼尔森也是愤怒的直喘气,他猛地放下望远镜,道:“怪不得咱们两个如此帅气迷人,英俊潇洒,菲丽丝却始终不答应咱们二人,原來她和这个华夏小子好上了。” Was too hateful, that China boy has any good, the nose is so small, is not high, the body did not have the hair, the hair is the black color, this person, how can have a liking for by Phyllis.” Straight stamping the feet that Henry is mad. “太可恶了,那个华夏小子有什么好,鼻子这么小,个头也不高,身上还沒有毛发,头发更是黑颜色的,这种人,怎么能被菲丽丝看上呢。”亨利气的直跺脚。 „It is not good, Henry, the friend of mine, we should give a that China boy lesson.” Nielson said wickedly. “不行,亨利,我的朋友,咱们应该给那个华夏小子一点教训。”尼尔森恶狠狠说道。 Must, but, we are not others matches, I suspected that their China person can the time, you looked that Bruce Lee is so fierce, this small fellow is also very fierce, we are not the matches.” Henry is a little dejected. “必须的,只是,咱们不是人家对手啊,我怀疑他们华夏人都会功夫,你看,李小龙这么厉害,这个小个子也很厉害,咱们不是对手。”亨利有点垂头丧气。 Our time will not have related, we can look to meet the time the going hammer to be flat he, knows Bassoon.” Nielson gloomy has smiled. “咱们不会功夫沒关系,咱们可以找会功夫的去锤扁他,知道巴松吗。”尼尔森阴森森的笑了起來。 Bassoon, you were say the t country student of athletics institute, Bassoon, that peaceful fist master.” Henry looks at Nielson surprisedly. “巴松,你是说竞技学院的t国学生,巴松,那个泰拳高手。”亨利惊讶的看着尼尔森。 Nielson nodded, Bassoon was born in safe fist Family, he took the peaceful fist gold belt consecutively for three years, hey, you said that is their China Martial Arts is fierce, is the peaceful fist is fierce.” 尼尔森点了点头,“巴松可是出生于泰拳世家,他曾经连续三年拿过泰拳金腰带,嘿嘿,你说,是他们华夏武术厉害呢,还是泰拳厉害。” That definitely was the peaceful fist, I have heard, a Bassoon fist can kill a cow, a foot may trample but actually an elephant, if we invited him, can make the human life.” Henry somewhat was worried that this after is only being rivals for sexual favor between students, if makes the human life, that may have no way to tidy up. “那肯定是泰拳了,我可是听说过,巴松一拳能打死一头牛,一脚可踹倒一头大象,如果咱们去请他的话,会不会闹出人命。”亨利有些担心,这毕竟只是学生之间的争风吃醋,如果闹出人命,那可就沒法收拾了。 Nielson beckons with the hand, felt relieved that killed, does not close our matters, because, you remember that Bassoon is pursuing to permit, permits happen to also to live in this apartment, hey, we can thwart......” 尼尔森摆摆手,“放心吧,就算出了人命,也不关咱们的事,因为,你记得吧,巴松正在追求允儿,允儿正好也住在这公寓里,嘿嘿,咱们可以将计就计……” Nielson's sinister smiling, said own plan. 尼尔森阴险的笑着,说出了自己的计划。 Henry listens, thinks that hey said with a smile: Sounds really to be good, if this plan is really successful, Bassoon will certainly be in an uncontrollable rage, when the time comes he, as soon as fights with the fists dead this Ye Haoran, nobody will think of our matter.” 亨利听完,想了想,嘿嘿笑道:“听起來还真不错,如果这计划真成功,巴松一定会怒不可遏,到时候就算他一拳打死这个叶浩然,也沒有人会想到有咱们的事。” Nielson smiles, that becomes, such has decided that our two handle affairs separately, I come to photograph in secret, you are responsible for inviting that Ye Haoran . Moreover, treats with courtesy under the liquor table slightly.” 尼尔森嘿嘿一笑,“那成,就这么定了,咱们两个分头行事,我來在暗中拍照,你负责邀请那个叶浩然,另外,在酒桌上稍微应酬下。” Does not have the issue, was right, your ps technology does not have the issue.” Henry squint looks at Nielson. “沒问題,对了,你的ps技术沒问題吧。”亨利斜眼看尼尔森。 Nielson has rubbed the big nose, feels relieved you, after this matter succeeds, our two decided again who has to pursue Phyllis's opportunity.” 尼尔森揉了揉大鼻子,“放心吧你,这次事情成功之后,咱们两个再决定到底谁有追求菲丽丝的机会。” Good, said it and meant it, that present moves.” Henry is an impatient person, walks toward No. 25 block of flats immediately. “好,一言为定,那现在就行动。”亨利是个急性子,立马就朝着25号公寓楼走去。 Nielson smiles, left. 尼尔森嘿嘿一笑,也离开了。 Ye Haoran is taking one micro quantum theory of the library borrowing, looks with great interest, 叶浩然正拿着一本从图书馆借來的超微量子理论,看的津津有味中,
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