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(Puts down the telephone, the Ye Haoranoptionalflippingliber.
放下电话,叶浩然随意的翻了翻登记册。Shortly, taxi„bang”stoppedin No. 25dormitoryentrance, canbecome enlightened the feeling of vehicle racetaxi, only thenWang Hucanachieve.
沒多久,一辆出租车“轰”的一声在25号宿舍门口停了下來,能把出租车开成赛车的感觉,也只有王虎能够做到了。
The taxivehicle dooropens, walksa man and a woman, whatmaleiswhole facefull beardWang Hu, womanlonggood of looked, althoughwas old, but can seeas before, when thiswomanis youngisattractive.出租车车门打开,走下來一男一女,男的正是满脸络腮胡子的王虎,女人长的挺好看,虽然年纪大了,可是依旧能看得出,这女人年轻时还是蛮漂亮的。„Hey, Brother, howyoumade the shedto managehere.”Wang Huis surprised, hethinks that Ye Haorancomes toUCto study.
“嘿,兄弟,你怎么在这里做舍管了。”王虎惊讶,他以为叶浩然是來加州大学读书的。Ye Haoranstands up, beckons, „is a long story, did not say that right a building No. 103room, the chamberpothas stopped up, the sister-in-lawyouron time, the mastertemperament of thatroomis a little strange, youare enduring.”叶浩然站起身來,招招手,“说來话长,就不说了,对了一楼103号房间,马桶堵了,嫂子你过去通一下,那房间的主人脾气有点古怪,你忍着点。”
The Wang Huwifehas smiled, has gathered together the hair, said: „All right, Iknew.”王虎的媳妇笑了下,拢了拢头发,道:“沒事,我晓得。”Ye Haoranlooked, in the wifehand of Wang Huis also taking the horsespigot, it seems likeshouldnot have the issue.叶浩然看了下,王虎的媳妇手上还拿着个马桶栓,看來应该是沒问題的。Wang Hurubs hands, „brothers, anysituation, passesonechamberpot500US dollars, Idriveonemonth of taxilaboriously, 1000US dollars, sometimes.”王虎搓着手,“兄弟,什么情况啊,通一通马桶就500美元,我辛辛苦苦开一个月的出租,也才1000美元,有时候还不到。”Ye Haoranhas smiled, has counted500United States bank notes, givesWang Hu, „does not needto ask.”叶浩然笑了下,数了500美钞,递给王虎,“不用多问。”Wang Huhas not met, says with a smile: „Is the brothers you give money, Ido not want, passes a chamberpot, on the matter of a few tricks, Icannotreceive money.”王虎沒接,笑道:“是兄弟你给钱,那我还是不要了,通一个马桶,就两下子的事,我真不能收钱。”„Taking.”Ye Haoranforces in 500US dollars the hand of Wang Hu, „actuallymyanythinghas not done, calledyou, has gained1500.”
“拿着吧。”叶浩然把500美元塞进王虎的手里,“其实我什么都沒做,就是给你打了个电话,就赚了1500。”„Really.”Wang Husurprisedlooks atYe Haoran.
“真的。”王虎惊讶的看着叶浩然。Ye Haorannods.叶浩然点点头。Wang Huheysmiling, „that Brother, laterhas such goodmatteragain, youmayprobablycontinueto look forme.”王虎嘿嘿的笑着,“那,兄弟,以后再有这么好的事,你可要继续找我。”Ye Haoransmiles.叶浩然笑起來。At this time the Wang Huwifewalked, shehas smiled, „was stopped upby the sanitary napkin, was on good terms.”
这时王虎的媳妇已经走了出來,她笑了下,“就是被卫生巾堵了,已经通好了。”„Good, youcanwalk, laterrelatesagain.”Ye Haoranbeckons with the hand.
“那好,你们可以走了,以后再联系。”叶浩然摆摆手。Wang Huis bringingwifecheerfuldeparture, threeminuteshave gained500US dollars, thisgood deed, Wang Huhas not thoughtreallywill falltoownhead.王虎带着媳妇乐呵呵的离开,三分钟赚了500美元,这种好事,王虎真沒想到会落到自己的头上。Twopeoplegot uptaxicheerfully, Wang Hudrivesto leave.
两个人上了出租车,王虎乐呵呵的开车离开。
The Wang Huwifesitsincopilotplace, a littlehas doubtsas before, „Husband, thatperson, had givenyoua moment agoreally500US dollars, hehowdo not make, waspassesoneto be good, twomatters.”王虎的媳妇坐在副驾驶座上,依旧有点疑惑,“老公,刚才那个人,真的给了你500美元,他怎么不自己去弄,就是通一通就好了,就两下的事。”Wang Huactuallydoes not care, said: „The brothers is a person of high skill, Ihave saidtoyou, a footkicksto faint the mcountryblack, hei.e., fierce.”王虎却不在意,道:“那兄弟是位高人,我给你说过的,一脚踢晕m国黑鬼,就是说的他,厉害着呢。”
The Wang Huwifesighed, „Husband, youcanknow such fiercecharacter , is really in luck.”王虎的媳妇感叹了一句,“老公,你能认识这么厉害的人物,也真是走运。”„Thatis, butcanmarry you are I am in luck, hey......”
“那是,不过能娶到你更是我走运,嘿嘿……”Wang Hu and wifedepartwith a smile, inhearthas been full of the gratitudetoYe Haoran, theirlifeinLos Angelesis not ample, these500US dollarsfor themareveryimportant.王虎和媳妇笑着离去,心中对叶浩然充满了感激,他们在洛杉矶的生活并不宽裕,这500美元对他们來说还是很重要的。Ye Haoranhas resulted in1500US dollarsin vain, veryhas the sense of achievement, heis thinkingshouldbuy the departmentcell phone.叶浩然白白得了1500美元,还是挺有成就感的,他想着应该去买部手机了。„Snort, mean.”
“哼,卑鄙。”Coldsnort|humtransmits.
一声冷哼传來。Ye Haorangains ground, saw that Lisalooks at himselfangrily.叶浩然抬头,就看到丽莎愤怒的看着自己。Ye Haoransmiles, „in the morninghas not harbored evil thoughts, evenchestwoman.”叶浩然轻轻一笑,“早上沒憋坏吧,平胸女人。”„Youare waiting.”Lisais taking a book, staredYe Haoran, walkedhurriedly.
“你等着。”丽莎拿着一本书,瞪了眼叶浩然,急匆匆的走了出去。Ye Haoranlaughs, it seems likehereteasesthesefemale studentsalsoveryamusingly.叶浩然哈哈大笑,看來在这里逗一下这些女生也挺好玩的嘛。Thump......
咚咚咚……
A veryslightsound of footstepstransmits . Moreover the opposite partyputlightly the sound of footstepsintentionally, as ifwantsquietlycloseYe Haoran.
一阵很轻微的脚步声传來,而且对方故意放轻了脚步声,似乎想悄然接近叶浩然。Ye Haorandisdains, thesestudentswere too naive, although the sound of footstepswas very light, butlistensinoneself, clearincomparable, even if sound who the catwalkscancatch, let aloneisthissound of footsteps.叶浩然不屑,这些学生太天真了,虽然脚步声已经很轻了,可是在自己听來,清晰无比,就算是猫走路的声音自己都能捕捉到,更何况是这脚步声。Thatsound of footstepsarrived atwindowplace.
那脚步声已经到了窗口处。Ye Haorangains groundfiercely, thenstands up, „”yelledone.叶浩然猛地抬头,然后站起身來,“啊”的大叫了一声。Outside the window, stands a woman of wearwhitehundredpleatflowerskirts, the womanis growingverybeautifully, buffhairnaturalhangs, coversthatsuch as the milkcommonneck, the eyesuch as the yellowgemglistensgenerally, the whole personlooksisthatpurestycountryaristocratfemalemodel|pattern.
窗口外面,站着一个穿着白色百褶花裙的女人,女人长得很美,浅黄色的头发自然的垂下來,遮盖住那如牛奶一般的脖子,眼睛如黄宝石一般闪亮,整个人一看就是那种最纯正的y国贵族女子范。Thisycountrygirlsplannedto frightenYe Haoran, has not actually thought that Ye Haoranstands uphersuddenlyhad a scare.
这个y国女孩本來打算惊吓叶浩然呢,却不曾想到叶浩然突然站起身來把她吓了一跳。„.” The girlis holdingherchest, retroceded a half step, on the facehas revealed the panic-strickencolor.
“啊。”女孩抱着自己的胸口,后退了一小步,脸上露出惊恐之色。Ye Haorancurls the lip, „, young girl, thiswas frightened, the courageis so small, do not play the game of thisfrighteningperson.”叶浩然撇着嘴,“嘿,小妞,这就被吓到了,胆子这么小,就不要玩这种吓唬人的游戏嘛。”„You...... Yourbastard.” The girlis pointing atYe Haoran.
“你……你混蛋。”女孩指着叶浩然。Ye Haoransat down, has knocked the table, „had the matter, something saidquicklythathad the fartto putquickly, do not think that yourlongattractivenesscandisturbmeto work.”叶浩然重新坐下,敲了敲桌子,“有事吗,有事快说,有屁快放,不要以为你长的漂亮就可以來打扰我工作。”
The girlis madsnort|hum, sheapproachesYe Haoran, „heard that youaremyboyfriend, whatIamcome to seemyboyfriendto be long, has not thought that issuch a hatefulandsenselessbastard.”
女孩气的哼了一声,她重新走近叶浩然,“听说你是我男友,我就是來看看我男友长什么样的,沒想到是这么一个可恶又无趣的混蛋。”„, Iamyourboyfriend.”Ye Haorangains ground, „Ido not knowyou.”
“啊,我是你男友。”叶浩然抬起头,“我都不认识你。”„Bastard, beforeyesterday, Idid not knowyou, wasday of time, now the entirecampusknows that youweremyboyfriend, damnYe Haoran, damnChinalittle man.”Girlfuriouspursing the lips, is having the uniquecharm.
“混蛋,在昨天之前,我也不认识你,可是一天时间,现在整个校园都知道你是我男友了,该死的叶浩然,该死的华夏小男人。”女孩气哼哼的撅着嘴,带着独特的魅力。„Youare...... Phyllis.”Ye Haoranunderstoodsuddenly, was needless saying that thisgirldefinitelywas the girl who yesterday'sHenryandNielsonduelcompeted.
“你是……菲丽丝。”叶浩然突然明白过來了,不用说,这个女孩肯定就是昨天亨利和尼尔森决斗争夺的女孩。YesterdayYe Haorantopersuade somebody to leavethattwoidiots, has used the method of goading somebody into action, saidintentionallyPhyllisisherwoman, has not thoughtpassed onwas so quick, the entirecampusknows that Phyllisandwereoneis right.
昨天叶浩然为了劝走那两个白痴,用了激将法,故意说菲丽丝是自己的女人,沒想到传的这么快,整个校园都知道菲丽丝和自己是一对了。Phyllissees the Ye Haoranexpression, finallyhappilyhas smiled, shestretches out the finger, bends the waist, gatherssideYe Haoran, then the smallfingerhas fluttered the chin of Ye Haoran.
菲丽丝看到叶浩然的表情,终于得意的笑了起來,她伸出手指,弯着腰,凑到叶浩然身边,然后小手指勾住了叶浩然的下巴。„Has not thought that myboyfriend, unexpectedlyis the shedtube, oh, thismayletmyqueenpaternal grandmother, howto accept, shewill certainly sendourycountryfiercestknight, has killedyou.”Phyllishappilyhas smiled.
“沒想到我的男朋友,竟然是个舍管,哎呀,这可让我的女王奶奶,如何接受啊,她一定会派我们y国最厉害的骑士,來杀了你的。”菲丽丝得意的笑了起來。Ye Haoranhas smiled , the palmheldPhyllis'ssmall handssuddenly, „has not related, ourChinastate-ownedsentenceold saying, being calledunder the peony dead, makes troublealsoloosely, foryou, Irathermadethatto be only loose the ghost.”叶浩然笑了下,手掌突然抓住了菲丽丝的小手,“沒关系,我们华夏国有句古话,叫牡丹花下死,做鬼也风流,为了你,我宁愿做那只风流鬼。”„Lets looseme the bastard.” The Phyllissmall handshas struggledtwo, blushes, „, reallydoes not havea wee bitgentrystyles.”
“放开我啊混蛋。”菲丽丝小手挣扎了两下,红着脸,“呸,果然沒有一丁点的绅士风范。”Ye Haoranloosened the hand, laughs, „before me, verygentleman, butseesyounow, Ithought that maintained the gentrystyle was too difficult, because, yougrewsucharebeautifulmoving, was right, whichyourdormitorywas, wecango toyourroomto chatin detail.”叶浩然松开了手,哈哈大笑,“我以前挺绅士的,可是现在看到你,我觉得保持绅士风范实在太难了,因为,你长得是这么美丽动人,对了,你宿舍是哪一个,我们可以去你的房间详细聊聊。”„Got out of the way the color1wolf.”Phylliswears the pleated skirtoutwardto walk, shewantsto sexually harassthisnewly arrivedshedtube, has not thoughtnowactuallybyYe Haoransexually harassing.
“走开了色1狼。”菲丽丝穿着百褶裙就往外走,她本來想调戏一下这个新來的舍管,沒想到现在倒是被叶浩然给调戏了。
The back that Ye Haoranlooks atPhyllis, even morethoughtthatthisposition was really good.叶浩然看着菲丽丝的背影,越发觉得,这个职位实在是太好了。At this momentHenryandNielsoninoppositesmallwoods, felt that is not quite good, theyhidebehind a big tree, is taking the militarytelescope, looks atevery action and every movement in No. 25block of flats.
只是,此刻在对面小树林里的亨利和尼尔森,感觉可不太好,他们两个躲在一棵大树后面,拿着军用望远镜,看着25号公寓楼里的一举一动。„Damn, PhyllisreallyknewwiththatChinaboy, look, theyalsoblatantlyshake handunexpectedly.”Henrywas yelling, an angryfistpoundedon the big tree, the bigbarkwas very thick, painHenryyelled.
“该死的,菲丽丝果然和那个华夏小子认识,看,他们竟然还公然拉手。”亨利大叫着,愤怒的一拳砸在大树上,大树皮很厚,疼的亨利大叫。Nielsonat the same time is also angrystraightgasping for breath, heputs down the telescopefiercely, said: „No wonderourtwosocharmingcharming, is dashing, Phyllis actually does not promiseus, originallyshewiththisChinaboyongood.”
一边的尼尔森也是愤怒的直喘气,他猛地放下望远镜,道:“怪不得咱们两个如此帅气迷人,英俊潇洒,菲丽丝却始终不答应咱们二人,原來她和这个华夏小子好上了。”„Was too hateful, thatChinaboyhasanygood, the noseis so small, is not high, the bodydid not have the hair, the hairis the blackcolor, thisperson, howcanhave a liking forbyPhyllis.”Straightstamping the feet that Henryis mad.
“太可恶了,那个华夏小子有什么好,鼻子这么小,个头也不高,身上还沒有毛发,头发更是黑颜色的,这种人,怎么能被菲丽丝看上呢。”亨利气的直跺脚。„It is not good, Henry, the friend of mine, weshouldgive a thatChinaboylesson.”Nielsonsaidwickedly.
“不行,亨利,我的朋友,咱们应该给那个华夏小子一点教训。”尼尔森恶狠狠说道。„Must, but, weare notothersmatches, Isuspected that theirChinapersoncan the time, youlookedthatBruce Leeis so fierce, thissmall fellow is also very fierce, weare not the matches.”Henryis a little dejected.
“必须的,只是,咱们不是人家对手啊,我怀疑他们华夏人都会功夫,你看,李小龙这么厉害,这个小个子也很厉害,咱们不是对手。”亨利有点垂头丧气。„Ourtimewill not have related, wecanlookto meet the time the goinghammerto be flathe, knowsBassoon.”Nielsongloomyhas smiled.
“咱们不会功夫沒关系,咱们可以找会功夫的去锤扁他,知道巴松吗。”尼尔森阴森森的笑了起來。„Bassoon, youweresay the tcountrystudent of athleticsinstitute, Bassoon, thatpeacefulfistmaster.”Henrylooks atNielsonsurprisedly.
“巴松,你是说竞技学院的t国学生,巴松,那个泰拳高手。”亨利惊讶的看着尼尔森。Nielsonnodded, „Bassoonwas borninsafefistFamily, hetook the peacefulfistgold beltconsecutively forthreeyears, hey, yousaidthatistheirChinaMartial Artsis fierce, is the peacefulfistis fierce.”
尼尔森点了点头,“巴松可是出生于泰拳世家,他曾经连续三年拿过泰拳金腰带,嘿嘿,你说,是他们华夏武术厉害呢,还是泰拳厉害。”„Thatdefinitelywas the peacefulfist, Ihave heard, a Bassoonfistcankill a cow, a footmaytramplebut actually an elephant, ifweinvitedhim, canmake the human life.”Henrysomewhatwas worriedthatthisafter is onlybeing rivals for sexual favor between students, ifmakes the human life, thatmayhave no wayto tidy up.
“那肯定是泰拳了,我可是听说过,巴松一拳能打死一头牛,一脚可踹倒一头大象,如果咱们去请他的话,会不会闹出人命。”亨利有些担心,这毕竟只是学生之间的争风吃醋,如果闹出人命,那可就沒法收拾了。Nielsonbeckons with the hand, „felt relieved that killed, does not closeourmatters, because, youremember that Bassoonis pursuingto permit, permitshappen toalsoto liveinthisapartment, hey, wecanthwart......”
尼尔森摆摆手,“放心吧,就算出了人命,也不关咱们的事,因为,你记得吧,巴松正在追求允儿,允儿正好也住在这公寓里,嘿嘿,咱们可以将计就计……”Nielson'ssinistersmiling, saidownplan.
尼尔森阴险的笑着,说出了自己的计划。Henrylistens, thinksthatheysaid with a smile: „Soundsreallyto be good, ifthisplanis really successful, Bassoonwill certainly be in an uncontrollable rage, when the time comeshe, as soon asfights with the fists dead thisYe Haoran, nobodywill think ofourmatter.”
亨利听完,想了想,嘿嘿笑道:“听起來还真不错,如果这计划真成功,巴松一定会怒不可遏,到时候就算他一拳打死这个叶浩然,也沒有人会想到有咱们的事。”Nielsonsmiles, „thatbecomes, suchhas decided that ourtwohandle affairsseparately, Icometo photographin secret, youare responsible forinvitingthatYe Haoran . Moreover, treats with courtesyunder the liquortableslightly.”
尼尔森嘿嘿一笑,“那成,就这么定了,咱们两个分头行事,我來在暗中拍照,你负责邀请那个叶浩然,另外,在酒桌上稍微应酬下。”„Does not have the issue, was right, yourpstechnologydoes not have the issue.”Henrysquintlooks atNielson.
“沒问題,对了,你的ps技术沒问題吧。”亨利斜眼看尼尔森。Nielsonhas rubbed the big nose, „feels relievedyou, after thismattersucceeds, ourtwodecidedagainwhohasto pursuePhyllis'sopportunity.”
尼尔森揉了揉大鼻子,“放心吧你,这次事情成功之后,咱们两个再决定到底谁有追求菲丽丝的机会。”„Good, said it and meant it, thatpresentmoves.”Henryis an impatient person, walkstoward No. 25block of flatsimmediately.
“好,一言为定,那现在就行动。”亨利是个急性子,立马就朝着25号公寓楼走去。Nielsonsmiles, left.
尼尔森嘿嘿一笑,也离开了。Ye Haoranis taking one microquantum theory of the libraryborrowing, lookswith great interest,叶浩然正拿着一本从图书馆借來的超微量子理论,看的津津有味中,
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