Sky Capital City.天都市。Sword Card Master Association.剑卡师协会。Instretch of desolatedruins, the disciplesare setting up the tent. BeforeSword Card Master Associationreconstructs, they can only cultivationin the ruinstemporarily.
在一片荒芜的废墟中,弟子们扎着帐篷。在剑卡师协会重建之前,他们只能暂时在废墟中修炼了。Naturally.
当然。Thissmallmatteronexperiencing the disciples of life and deathwarhas had minimal impact.
这点小事儿对经历过生死大战的弟子们影响不大。Except that......
除了……Old Jianghead.老江头。„Lu Ming.”
“陆鸣。”„Youhelpmeinquire,hasthattype of sound-insulatedverygoodtent.”
“你帮我打听打听,有没有那种隔音很好的帐篷。”Old Jiangasked.老江头问道。Lu Ming:???陆鸣:???„Why does tentwantto be sound-insulated?”
“帐篷要隔音干吗?”Lu Mingdoubts.陆鸣疑惑。„Right.”
“对啊。”Old Jiangsubconsciousreturningsaid,thenrecovers, „coughs, thisis not the cultivation, Icultivation the sound is quite big, feared that disturbs the children.”老江头下意识的回道,然后回过神来,“咳,这不是修炼嘛,我修炼动静比较大,怕打搅孩子们。”„All right.”
“没事。”„Ifcannot completeincludinganti-environmental disturbancethismatter, whyto become the Sword Card Master Associationdisciple?!”
“如果连抗环境干扰这点事儿都做不好,凭什么成为剑卡师协会弟子?!”Lu Mingsneers.陆鸣冷笑。AsSword Card Master, should notbe diverted attention.
作为剑卡师,绝不应该被分心。„Reallyall right?”
“真没事?”„All right.”
“没事。”„Thatdid not have the issue.”
“那没问题了。”Old Jiangleaves.老江头离开。
......
……Is the night.
是夜。If the nightmaresamenoisesweeps across the majortents.
如噩梦一样的噪音席卷各大帐篷。Next day.
次日。Everyonewithstand/top the giantdark poucheto crawl, the cultivationefficiency of Sword Card Master Associationdisciplefalls into the freezing pointfor the first time, puts in great inconvenience to the singledog.
所有人顶着巨大的黑眼圈爬起来,剑卡师协会弟子的修炼效率首次跌入冰点,一个个委屈成单身狗。Lu Ming: „......”陆鸣:“……”fuck your mother.甘梨娘。Youalsoreally......
你还真就……Daresto ascend the sky!
敢上天啊!Huo'eris nothumandoes not understandherequotation, yourOld Jianghead......火儿不是人类不懂这里的行情,你个老江头……Ok.
算了。What can Lu Mingsay?陆鸣能说什么?
The coupleshave a reunion is not easy, the good and evil is also the father-in-law......
人家夫妻重逢也不容易,好歹也是老丈人……Wú.
唔。It seems like.
看来。
The restoration of Sword Card Master Associationmustas soon as possible.剑卡师协会的恢复必须尽快了。Therefore.
于是。Lu Mingwent to the matter of busybrand-newassociationheadquartersselected location.陆鸣又去忙碌全新协会总部选址的事情了。HasLi Haoranto processhimas for the matter of associationdiscipleto feel relievedvery much,but the Spirit Bodyaspect, hasLittle Fox, hebasicallydoes not needto worry.
至于协会弟子的事情有李昊然处理他很放心,而灵体方面,有小小狐在,他基本上不用操心。
......
……At this moment.
此刻。Somewhere, intent.
某处,帐篷中。Little Foxappears the form, directionlandscape, before the body, maderow of Spirit Body, deludedis listening toitscourse, aboutsystemclass/flowandabouthost.小小狐现出身影,指点江山,身前做了一排灵体,如痴如醉的听着它的讲座,关于系统流、关于宿主。Un......
嗯……Splendidpeerless.
精彩绝伦。Afterthese dayseffort, Little FoxalreadythesenewbasicSword Card Masterdisciples who succeeds, conducted the perfectmatchwithSpirit Body.
经过这段时间的努力,小小狐已经成功的将那些新入门的剑卡师弟子,和灵体们进行了完美的匹配。Here.
在这里。Having the systemis the proudestmatter!
拥有系统是最值得骄傲的事情!Here.
在这里。Only thenSword Card Master of mostelitehas the qualificationsto have the system!
只有最精英的剑卡师才有资格拥有系统!Naturally.
当然。Oncesomedid not satisfySpirit Body, Little Foxalso conducted tothemmatched, makingeachelitedisciplesmore powerful!
曾经有些不满意自己灵体的,小小狐也给他们进行了重新匹配,让每一个精英弟子都更加强大!Leteachdisciplesfind a more suitableownsize.
让每个弟子都找到更适合自己的尺寸。Butat this time.
而这时。Suddenly.
忽然。Zhang Yangwalked.张扬走了进来。„Do youdo?”
“你来干嘛?”Little Foxis curious.小小狐好奇。„Askedpointmatterabout the system.”
“问点关于系统的事情。”Zhang Yangis unemotional.张扬面无表情。„Yousaid.”
“你说。”Little Foxsinkingsound said.小小狐沉声道。„Ilooked ateveryonestandard configuration the system.”
“我看大家都标配了系统。”Zhang Yanghas doubtsvery much, „whyyourSpirit Bodysystemsarevariousassistance systems, tohere, turned into...... this?!”张扬很疑惑,“为什么你们的灵体系统都是各种辅助系统,到我这里,就变成了……这个?!”Saying.
说着。Hedemonstrates the system message.
他将系统信息展示出来。Un......
嗯……„Ding.”
“叮。”„Systembindssuccessfully.”
“系统绑定成功。”„Yoursystem- inhistory the strongestcoming under attacksystembindssuccessfully, bymost ruthlesshitting, attainsmostdifferences! Youneedto accumulate【Coming under attackvalue】Obtainspoints, throughpointsexchangeablecommoditypromotionstrength!”
“您的系统-史上最强挨打系统绑定成功,挨最狠的打,获最多的分!你需要积累【挨打值】来获得积分,通过积分可兑换商品提升实力!”„Ding!”
“叮!”„Newmissionissue!”
“新手任务发布!”„Was thrashedby7-StarGrandmaster, rewards the points100points.”
“被七星宗师捶打一顿,奖励积分100分。”„Was hungto hitbyfemaleGrandmaster, rewards the points200points.”
“被女性宗师吊打一顿,奖励积分200分。”„Tied up the leather whipto pull out, rewards the points300points.”
“被捆绑起来皮鞭抽一顿,奖励积分300分。”„......”???
“……”???Little Foxfaceconfused, this......小小狐一脸懵逼,啊这……For a long time.
许久。Itmew mewcalled the pastZhang YangSpirit Bodyquietly, „what did youmake?!”
它悄咪咪把张扬的灵体叫过去,“你弄啥呢?!”„According toyourcoursesaid.”
“按照您教程说的啊。”
The Zhang YangSpirit Bodygrievance, „the innermost feelings of excavationhost, the manufactureconforms tothesystem that the system of host...... IcreatesimplyandZhang Yangmatchescertainly......”张扬的灵体委屈,“挖掘宿主的内心,制作最符合宿主的系统……我创造的这个系统简直和张扬绝配啊……”„.”
“咳。”„Butyoucannotuse.”
“但你不能这么用。”Little Foxsaidin a low voice,„youare silly, thisthingmust conduct the packing!!!”小小狐低声道,“你傻不傻,这玩意要进行包装的!!!”„Packing?”
“包装?”Spirit Bodyconfuses.灵体迷惑。„Un.”
“嗯。”Little Foxtook a look at a systemcontent.小小狐瞅了一眼系统内容。Quick.
很快。Itcompletes the systemreorganization.
它将系统整理完成。Un......
嗯……
A newsystemwas born.
一个新的系统诞生了。„Firm and resolutesystemIwill assistyouto becomeSword Card Master Associationfirmest most and resolutegreatexistence!”
“坚毅系统我将辅助您成为剑卡师协会最坚毅的伟大存在!”„Eachanti-attack, is the start that youpromote! Weare auxiliarythrough the skill and system, helpyou, whenwas attacked, is more powerful, is firmer more and resolute!”
“每一次抗打击,都是您提升的开始!我们通过技能和系统辅助,帮助您在被攻击的时候,更强大,更坚毅!”„Youare passable【Firm and resolutevalue】Promotes.”
“您可通过【坚毅值】来提升自我。”„Thishow?”
“这个怎么样?”Little Foxasked.小小狐问道。„Thisgood!”
“这个不错!”Zhang Yangat presentonebright, „Iwanted!”张扬眼前一亮,“我要了!”Youtake a look.
你瞅瞅。Whattrashcoming under attacksystem, is hethattypefinds the person who the personhitson own initiative?!
什么垃圾挨打系统,他是那种主动找人打的人吗?!Has a look atothersthisfirm and resolutevalues, whenwere hit, mostneedstime, will help itself, thisisneeds!
看看人家这个坚毅值,只有在自己被打的时候,最需要的时候,才会帮助自己,这才是自己需要的!„This......”
“啊这……”Zhang YangSpirit Bodyfaceconfused.张扬的灵体一脸懵逼。Clearlychanged a nameto feed!
分明只是换了个名字啊喂!Regarding this.
对此。Little Foxsmilesnot to speak.小小狐笑而不语。„But......”
“可是……”Spirit Bodylow voicebb, „such won't Zhang Yangcome under attackon own initiative? How do Ipromote?”灵体小声bb,“这样张扬不就不会主动去挨打了?我怎么提升?”Itneedsto come under attack to promote.
它需要挨打才能提升。AsSteelback BeastSpirit Body, itneedsto be hit.
作为一个钢背兽灵体,它需要被打。„Relax.”
“放心。”Little Foxcomfort, „, so long as the Zhang Yangnormaldisplay, youcan certainlypromote.”小小狐安慰,“只要张扬正常发挥,你就一定可以提升。”„Yeah?”
“哎?”Spirit Bodyis absent-minded, isthis?灵体恍恍惚惚,是、是这样吗?For a long time.
许久。Zhang YangandSpirit Bodydepart, Little Foxshows a faint smile, deepconcealedmeritandname.张扬和灵体离去,小小狐微微一笑,深藏功与名。
......
……Naturally.
当然。Theseare the old people of association.
这些都是协会的老人们。Newbasicelitedisciple, has all kinds ofsystems.
新入门的精英弟子,也有着各种各样的系统。For example
比如Angryvaluesystem.
愤怒值系统。Needsto accumulatevariousangers, canexchangepoints.
需要积累各种愤怒,才能够兑换积分。
The core of thissystemwasonedepends on the angerforfreshancient timesSpirit Body, youwantedenoughangryvalue, itcanassistyouto promote.
这个系统的核心是一只靠愤怒为生的远古灵体,你只要足够的愤怒值,它就能够辅助你提升自我。Therefore......
所以……Youlook.
你看。
Isn't the core of system, so?
系统的核心,不就是如此吗?Oh......哦……This.
还有这个。Itto the cotton rosesystem that Miss Tianis tailor.
它给田姑娘量身打造的芙蓉系统。AsMiss TianSpirit Body, Little Foxaffirmed,oneselfismostunderstands the Miss Tianperson...... un...... naturally, heremustfirstexcept forSirPresident.
作为田姑娘的灵体,小小狐肯定,自己是最了解田姑娘的人……嗯……当然,这里要先除了会长大人。After all.
毕竟。SirPresident......会长大人……
.
咳。Right?
对吧?Butexcept forSirPresident, itwas the Miss Tianmost familiarperson.
而除了会长大人,它就是田姑娘最熟悉的人了。Therefore.
因此。WhenLittle Foxis busiest, itbranched out a computationcore , helping Miss Tian, gains the cultivationstrengththrough the accumulationcotton rosevalue!
在小小狐最忙碌的时候,它还是分出了一个计算核心,去帮助田姑娘,通过积累芙蓉值来获取修炼力量!„Whatis the cotton rosevalue?”
“什么叫芙蓉值?”Miss Tiandoubts.田姑娘疑惑。„.”
“咳。”Little Foxsaidin a low voice,„youhave listenedfreshly and beautifully?”小小狐低声道,“你听过出水芙蓉么?”Miss Tian:???田姑娘:???
......
……Oneall day.
一整天。Little Foxis bustling about, helping the disciplessolve the doubts or problems.小小狐都在忙碌,帮助弟子们解决疑难杂症。Un......
嗯……Is all kinds ofsubsystem problems.
都是各种各样的系统问题。SomeSpirit Bodycome the protest, said that hostnotTaihang, toounreliable, causes troubleday in day out, opens the dayto openopensthisto openthat.
有的灵体过来抗议,说宿主不太行,太不靠谱,一天到晚惹是生非,拆天拆地拆这拆那的。Someare the discipleprotested, systemreallynotTaihang that oneselfmatch, anything【Peepingvalue】, 【Influence】, 【licking dogvalue】And so on......
有的则是弟子来抗议,自家匹配的系统实在不太行,什么【偷窥值】、【影响力】、【舔狗值】之类的……Oh......哦……AlsosomewhatcausesBUG.
还有些弄出BUG的。AlthoughLittle Foxhas madeSpirit Bodylearn/studyPresidentrecommendationjavavery muchdiligently, #, phpand otherlanguages, butwill still turn over.
虽然小小狐已经让灵体们很努力的学习了会长推荐的java、#、、php等所有语言,但是仍旧会翻车。For example
比如Influencesystem.
影响力系统。According topeopleobtainsinfluencepointstoyourcognition.
根据人们对你们的认知来获得影响力积分。Then.
那么。How do thispeopledefine?
这个人们如何定义?
Do oneselfbrushis?
自己刷算不算?Howoperates the trumpetto calculate?
开小号怎么算?
Does the relativebrushis?
亲戚刷算不算?Opening the anchor, sends the videoguidanceis?
开主播、发视频引导又算不算?Wait.
等等。Many that Little Foxfacesaresuchboundaryissue, someare the mistakes in Spirit Bodycognition, somearemistakes in the programming.小小狐面对的许多都是这样的界限问题,有些是灵体认知上的错误,有些则是程序编写中的错误。What to do can it?
它能怎么办?Teaches.
一个个教呗。„Come.”
“来。”„Looks here.”
“看这里。”„The setting of thissystemboundary, was bestwith the Clanguage, onlyneedsone......”
“这个系统界限的设定,用C语言最好了,只需要一个……”
......
……Naturally.
当然。The one wholetsLittle Foxnot think, except for the disciplesandSpirit Bodycontradiction, Spirit Bodyalsohas the contradiction, over the two daysSpirit Bodyerupted the internal contradictionsfrequently......
让小小狐没想到的是,除了弟子们和灵体的矛盾,灵体们自己也有矛盾,这两天灵体们经常爆发内部矛盾……Little Fox:???小小狐:???Whatcontradiction can youhave?
你们能闹什么矛盾?Therefore.
于是。Itunderstoodspecially, immediatelystartled.
它特意去了解了一下,顿时惊了。SomeSpirit Body: „Phpfirst under heaven!”
某灵体:“php天下第一!”Thenbystudyhitting of otherlanguages.
然后被学其他语言的打了。SomeSpirit Body: „Javafirst under heaven!”
某灵体:“java天下第一!”Thenwas also hitbySpirit Body of maintainable system.
然后也被维护系统的灵体打了。Little Fox:???小小狐:???fuck your mother.甘梨娘。
Can foodcirclethatsetnot take to bring in?
饭圈那一套能不能别带进来?
......
……Is the night.
是夜。
The weatheris gloomy.
天色暗淡。
The work of Little Foxwasended.小小狐的工作才算是结束。„Finallyfinished......”
“终于结束了……”Little Foxstretches oneself, appears the pure whitefoxform.小小狐伸伸懒腰,现出纯白的狐狸身影。As the associationfirstthreeSpirit Bodychiefs, itbasicShapeshifting, has the work of associationSpirit Body Departmentnow, slightlyhas the achievement.
作为协会前三的灵体头子,它已经可是基本化形了,现在还拥有了协会灵体部门的工作,也算是小有成就了。Oh......哦……Alsohasto write the noveland otherside occupations.
还拥有写小说等各种副业。
.
只是。Whatmakeitsdisappointedis, could not findsimilar, Frost Fox seems to have really vanishedin the river of history......
让它失望的是,找不到同类,冰封狐狸似乎真的已经消失在历史的长河中……It.
它。Feared that wanted the singledogfor a lifetime.
怕是要单身狗一辈子了。Thinks ofhere.
想到这里。Itfelt that the whole worldchanged the color, lightmelancholypurplecoveredthe whole world, lets the personfrom the heartsad......
它感觉整个世界都变了颜色,一股淡淡的忧郁的紫色覆盖了整个世界,让人发自心底的忧伤……Wait?
等等?Purple?
紫色?Little Foxfaceoneblack, „Little Snake?!”小小狐脸一黑,“小小蛇?!”„......”
“……”Little Snakesluggishcrawls.小小蛇慢吞吞的爬出来。„Knows that isyou!”
“就知道是你!”Little Foxfaceoneblack.小小狐脸一黑。Runninglantern that thisdog said that day in day outdisturbed.
这狗曰的跑马灯,一天到晚就来捣乱。„Mythiscalledto contrast the atmosphere......”
“我这叫烘托气氛……”„Go away!”
“滚!”„Ithought that youdo not needtooto be worried.”
“我觉得你不用太担心。”Little Snakecomfort, „, althoughItoodid not knowaboutyourFrost Fox, butyou and arctic foxbuilddisparityis not big, from the physiologicalstructure, shouldnoissue......”小小蛇安慰,“虽然我对你们冰封狐狸不太了解,但是你们和白狐体形差距不大,从生理结构来讲,应该没啥问题……”„???”
“???”Little Foxfaceoneblack, „deliberately creates trouble! Wehave the reproductive isolationwith the ordinaryfox!”小小狐脸一黑,“胡闹!我们跟普通狐狸是有生殖隔离的!”„Thatis good.”
“那多好。”Little Snakeenvies, „did not needto take responsibility...... yourdregsfox.”小小蛇羡慕,“都不用负责任了……你个渣狐。”Little Fox:???小小狐:???Wait.
等等。
Did Little Snakethisgoodsfail to studywithLittle Sword?!小小蛇这货是不是跟小小剑学坏了?!Thisday in day out......
这一天到晚……
.
啊。
It is not right.
不对。Little Foxhas a look at the season, suddenlyrecovers, were Little Snakethisgoods the turning greenperiodto?!小小狐看看季节,忽然回过神来,小小蛇这货难道是发青期到了?!„Little Fox?”
“小小狐?”Coming that Little Snakeflattered.小小蛇谄媚的过来。„Does?”
“干啥?”Little Foxfillsvigilantly.小小狐充满警惕。„Youlook.”
“你看哈。”„Youwere busyrecentlyvery much, that sideMiss Tian did no onelook after?”
“你最近忙得很,田姑娘那边就没人照顾了吧?”„Therefore......”
“所以……”„Letsme, whenMiss Tiantemporarysystemhow?”
“让我当田姑娘的临时系统如何?”Little Snakeis excited, „I can also Shapeshifting...... Ithink that butrecentlyIcompared with before the electric heateris much better...... me the python, maybe possiblegreatlysmall......”小小蛇兴奋,“我最近也可以化形了……我觉得我比热得快好多了……我以前可是蟒蛇,可大可小……”„Go away!”
“滚!”Little Foxis angry.小小狐大怒。Chirp!
啪叽!
A loud sound.
一声巨响。
A snakeshadowhungon the wall, turned into the label.
一条蛇影挂在了墙上,变成了贴纸。
......
……„Snort!”
“哼!”Little Foxsneers.小小狐冷笑一声。
To hit the attention of Miss Tian, wantsto result inbeautiful!
想打田姑娘的注意,想得美!Also.
再说。Snakething, reallyrandomly!
蛇这个东西,真乱!Unexpectedlybeyond the thingtoownracewill turn green, is really...... as a snake, likesshouldn'tbe the smallfemalesnake?!
居然会对自己种族以外的东西发青,真的是……身为一条蛇,喜欢的不应该是小母蛇呢?!Youare notPresidentis right?!
你又不是会长对吧?!Evencat......
连猫都……
.
咳。Little Foxbodyonetight, lookshurriedlyto the surroundings.小小狐身体一紧,匆忙看向周围。Wú......
唔……Fortunately.
还好。Notbysensation.
没被感知到。In brief.
总之。Itfelt that ownpresentisonelives insucceeds in one's pursuittop, but the CBDwhite-collar of infertility...... falls the hairto have nothing, butdoes not havedescendantissue is also serious......
它感觉自己现在是一个身居高位事业有成但是又不孕不育的CBD白领……掉头发没啥,但是没有后代这个问题也严重啊……Yeah.
哎。This.
这样。Waits forPresidentto come back, chatswithhimquite.
等会长回来,就跟他好生聊聊。Did not haveFrost Fox, wecanreconstructone!
没有冰封狐狸了,咱们可以再造一个啊!Canmakeit, naturally can also makeFrost Fox3, Frost Fox4, Frost Fox5, Frost Fox6and so on, best is female...... not, is notbest, butmustfemale! If by some chanceotherwisecomesthatanything, he must joinEmerald Boy Group......
能造出它,自然也能造出一个冰封狐狸三、冰封狐狸四、冰封狐狸五、冰封狐狸六之类的,最好全是母的……不,不是最好,而是必须是母的!不然万一来个那啥,他也得加入翡翠少年团了……In brief.
总之。Threewifefourconcubinebestone breathsto be neat, liveonepile of lovablesmallfoxes...... are also the foxliveperfectly, thought ofhere, Little Foxfilledexcitedly.
三妻四妾最好一口气整齐,生一堆可爱的小狐狸……也算是狐生完美了,想到这里,小小狐充满兴奋。yīng yīng yīng.嘤嘤嘤。Happyfutureヾ(
美好的未来ヾ(
……
……
……
……What a pity.
可惜。Thishappydreamhas not startedto be realized, itheard very not goodnews.
这个美好的梦想还没开始实现,它就听到了很不好的消息。„It is not good.”
“不好啦。”„Presidentwas hitin the next doorcity!”
“会长在隔壁市被打啦!”Somepeopleshouted.
有人大喊。Little Fox:???小小狐:???President?会长?Next doorcity?
隔壁市?
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