Sky Capital City. 天都市。 Sword Card Master Association. 剑卡师协会。 Lu Ming returns to own room silently. 陆鸣默默的回到自己的房间。 Although discovered a moment ago goes to bathroom the sputtering water splash issue, but as quick-witted President, he does not have to reveal the threat of this hidden rashly. 虽然刚才发现了上厕所溅射水花问题,但是作为一名机智的会长,他没有贸然揭穿这隐藏的威胁。 Otherwise...... 否则的话…… Qiu Shuyi possibly could not save itself! 秋书仪可能都救不了自己！ Un...... 嗯…… Too near! 太近了！ Naturally. 当然。 From this aspect, can see the fearfulness of enemy! 从这方面,也可以看出敌人的可怕！ These people...... 这些人…… Has ambushed unexpectedly? 竟然已经潜伏进来了么？ Lu Ming thinks somewhat to be shocking. 陆鸣想想还有些震惊。 Therefore. 于是。 He returns to the room. 他回到房间。 „Little Sword.” “小小剑。” The Lu Ming surface maintains composure, said secretly. 陆鸣表面不动声色,暗地里说道。 „Does?” “干啥？” Building a wall Little Sword impatient asking, it has with great difficulty with the opportunity that Little White lives alone, can not disturb! 正在砌墙的小小剑不耐烦的问道,它可是好不容易才有个跟小小白独处的机会,能不能别捣乱！ Puff and blow! 吭哧！ Puff and blow! 吭哧！ It builds a wall while rubs toward Little White that side...... 它一边砌墙一边往小小白那边蹭…… „......” “……” Lu Ming face one black, can a little prospect? 陆鸣脸一黑,能不能有点出息？ „Had an accident a moment ago.” “刚才出事了。” He the picture will transmit to Little Sword directly. 他将刚才的画面直接传递给小小剑。 „......” “……” Little Sword silent long time, „this?” 小小剑沉默半晌,“就这？” „Right!” “对！” Lu Ming sincere say/way. 陆鸣正色道。 „......” “……” Little Sword sighed, „you this year were 17 years old, are not the youngster at age 16, not being able to suppress the spear/gun were not normal?” 小小剑叹口气,“你今年已经十七岁了,不是16岁的时候的少年了,压不住枪不是正常的么？” ??? ？？？ Lu Ming face one black. 陆鸣脸一黑。 fuck your mother. 甘霖娘的。 Who told you 17 years old unable to suppress to snatch?! 谁告诉你十七岁就压不住抢了？！ „Must yield to age.” “要服老啊。” Little Sword sighed, „I have read the 2 nd lifeform textbook of your human, you cannot suppress the spear/gun now, two years, have may want the furcation......” 小小剑叹息,“我可是看过你们人类的初二生物课本,你现在只是压不住枪,过两年,可能就要分叉了……” „Or.” “要不。” „Do you go to the hospital to look?” “你去医院看一看？” Little Sword proposed. 小小剑提议。 „Hehe.” “呵呵。” Lu Ming coldly looks at Little Sword, shows a faint smile, „thought Brother Cat?” 陆鸣只是冷冷的看着小小剑,微微一笑,“想猫哥了吗？” „......” “……” Little Sword. 小小剑顿了顿。 Ok. 算了。 The time of living alone are much is, if in front of Little White, was rubbed...... that to lose face according to the ground by Brother Cat! Why?! 独处的时间多得是,要是当着小小白的面,被猫哥按地上摩擦……那就丢大人了！何必呢？！ Therefore. 于是。 It through the Mind Power transmission news to Little White, Little White transmits to Xiaobai, Xiaobai told Qiu Shuyi, the news disseminated like this quietly. 它通过意念传递消息给小小白,小小白传递给小白,小白告诉秋书仪,消息就这样悄无声息传播。 Quick. 很快。 Qiu Shuyi catches up. 秋书仪赶来。 „Here.” “这边。” Lu Ming leads her to enter the restroom. 陆鸣带着她走进厕所。 Un...... 嗯…… Qiu Shuyi swept one. 秋书仪扫了一眼。 Toilet...... 马桶…… ! 咻！ Qiu Shuyi sword qi integrates in the water together, explodes the downward bucket following the pipeline directly, what a pity, the safe/without matter happened, does not have any strange aura. 秋书仪一道剑气融入水中,顺着管道就直接炸向下水桶,可惜,无事发生,没有任何奇异的气息。 „No one.” “没人。” Qiu Shuyi shakes the head. 秋书仪摇摇头。 Lu Ming: 陆鸣: Strange. 奇怪。 Felt obviously is not right...... 明明感觉到不对劲的…… „All right.” “没事。” Qiu Shuyi comforting said, „next time will also feel like this enemy called me directly.” 秋书仪安抚道,“下次还这样感觉到敌人直接叫我。” „Good.” “好。” Lu Ming slight nod. 陆鸣微微点头。 „Young people.” “年轻人。” „Must yield to age......” “要服老啊……” Little Sword looks at the sky, sobbed. 小小剑看着天空,唏嘘不已。 „Hehe.” “呵呵。” Lu Ming took a look at its one, „, if really has the enemy, being injured is not I, because first blocks the attack, definitely is you believes?” 陆鸣瞅了它一眼,“如果真有敌人的话,受伤也不是我,因为第一个挡住攻击的,肯定是你信不信？” „......” “……” Little Sword body immediately one stiff. 小小剑身体顿时一僵。 Oh. 哦。 day. 日。 Almost forgot awakening of its new comprehension: The percentage hundred resist the attack...... 差点忘了它新领悟的觉醒:百分百抵挡攻击…… For a long time. 许久。 Everyone diverges. 大家散去。 Lu Ming thinks, is in the bedroom, in the toilet, installed the detector in various places, if there is a person, can certainly examine. 陆鸣想了想,还是在卧室,在马桶,在各种地方都安装了检测器,如果有人,就一定能够检测到。 However. 不过。 He has doubts very much. 他还是很疑惑。 A moment ago...... 刚才…… Really does no one come?! 真的没人来吗？！ ...... 难道…… Really couldn't 17 years old suppress the water splash?! 真的十七岁就压不住水花了？！ No! 不！ False! 假的！ Is definitely false! 肯定是假的！ He believes that oneself constitution, later 98 years old, even where he still wants to shoot shoots, is impossible to present the water splash!! 他相信自己的身体素质,就算以后九十八岁了,他也是想射哪儿射哪儿,绝不可能出现水花！！ This is the dignity of man. 这是男人的尊严。 Without a doubt! 毋庸置疑！ ...... …… But at this moment. 而此刻。 Outside Sword Card Master Association. 剑卡师协会外。 In place that people cannot see, has appeared wipes the shadow...... 在人们所看不到的地方,已经出现一抹阴影…… On house beam. 房梁上。 Sewer. 下水道。 In toilet. 马桶中。 Endless killing intent fermentation. 无尽的杀意酝酿。 Fermentation...... 酝酿…… Fermentation...... 酝酿…… Then...... 然后…… The fermentation did not have. 酝酿没了。 The killers under quiet drawing back, return from the old route. 杀手们又悄无声息的退下,从原路返回。 „What's the matter?” “怎么回事？” „Qiu Shuyi came!” “秋书仪来了！” „Hiss- that 8-Star Sword Cultivator?! Damn, she comes to here to do!” “嘶-那个八星剑修？！该死,她来这里干嘛！” „Heard that she is the Lu Ming wife.” “听说她是陆鸣媳妇。” „What do you instigate? Did not pay attention while her, kills Lu Ming to run.” “那你们怂什么？趁她不注意,杀了陆鸣就跑。” „No, we remember an issue, 7-Star above Sword Cultivator within the body Sword Intent flood. Since she is the Lu Ming wife, that explained that the body of Lu Ming can shoulder 8-Star Sword Cultivator Sword Intent sufficiently...... the assassinations of our scale, whether is effective? Can strike instant kill Lu Ming?” “不,我们只是想起一个问题,七星以上剑修体内剑意充斥。既然她是陆鸣媳妇,那说明陆鸣的身体足以扛得住八星剑修的剑意……我们这种规模的刺杀,是否还有效？能够一击秒杀陆鸣？” „......” “……” The killer is lost in thought. 那杀手陷入沉思。 Man where frailest? 男人哪里最脆弱？ Un....... 嗯。…… It goes without saying. 不言而喻。 If there can shoulder Qiu Shuyi Sword Intent...... 如果那里都能扛得住秋书仪的剑意…… That means, their attacks, are impossible to strike instant kill Lu Ming! Once is defeated, Qiu Shuyi acts, they entire were cool! 那就意味着,他们这次袭击,根本不不可能一击秒杀陆鸣！而一旦失败,秋书仪出手,他们就全凉了！ They do not fear death. 他们不怕死。 But senseless giving in vain, is unrecommendable! 可是无谓的白送,是不可取的！ Un...... 嗯…… The logic is rigorous. 逻辑严谨。 Without the problem! 没毛病！ For a long time. 许久。 A sigh, „draws back.” 一声叹息,“退吧。” Therefore. 于是。 The killers draw back like surging tides. 杀手们如潮水般退下。 „Wait, small three?” “等等,小三呢？” „Corona.” “晕了。” „??? How without beginning to faint?” “？？？没动手怎么晕了？” „He ambushes a night of preparation to begin in the Sword Card Master Association toilet, after receiving the news that retreats, flies into a rage to launch a psychological attack, aura disorder......” “他在剑卡师协会的马桶中潜伏一夜准备动手,收到撤退的消息后,气火攻心,气息紊乱……” „Aura disorder on dizzy? He was so when weak.” “气息紊乱就晕了？他何时这么弱了。” „, It is not, after is the aura disorder, inhales some unclear materials in the toilet, then......” “呃,不是,是气息紊乱以后,在马桶中吸入一些不明物质,然后……” „???” “？？？” ...... …… Sword Card Master Association. 剑卡师协会。 The disciples waited entire day. 弟子们又等了整整一天。 Assassin...... 刺客…… Has not appeared. 没有出现。 Even so, the disciples have not relaxed vigilantly, still went on patrol in Sword Card Master Association, in various place cultivation, blocks all dead angles!!! 就算如此,弟子们也没有放松警惕,仍旧在剑卡师协会巡逻,在各种地方修炼,封锁所有死角！！！ Finally. 最终。 They affirmed: Assassin, as if drew back. 他们肯定:刺客们,似乎退下了。 The assassination crisis that rumbling moves, because of the appearance of Senior Qiu, as if went away...... 一场轰轰动动的刺杀危机,因为秋前辈的出现,似乎消失了…… Public of Sun Card, resisted 99 dangers, remaining 1 kept off by Senior Qiu Shuyi, therefore has no Assassin to appear now! 日轮卡的公开,抵御了99的危险,剩下的一被秋书仪前辈挡下,因此现在没有任何刺客出现了！ However. 不过。 They are very clear. 他们很清楚。 The counter-attack of Assassin, just started. 刺客的反击,才刚刚开始。 With the fermentation of Sun Card, this matter will get bigger and bigger. Assassin will also be getting more and more, even if only then 1 person walks, is the major problem! 随着日轮卡的发酵,这件事会越闹越大。刺客也会越来越多,哪怕只有一的人找上门,就是大问题！ Finally. 最终。 Definitely will have a result. 必然会有一个结果。 Naturally. 当然。 That was the later matter, now...... 那是以后的事情了,现在么…… The disciples of patrol, always appear near Room President once for a while, the ear pastes on the door, wants to listen to some strange things...... 巡逻的弟子们,总是时不时就出现在会长附近,耳朵贴到房门上,想要听些奇奇怪怪的东西…… „Doesn't have the sound?” “没声音呀？” „Right right, looks with the book in different......” “对呀对呀,跟书上看的不一样……” „Is President good?” “会长行不行？” ...... …… But at this time. 而此时。 Sword Card Master Association. 剑卡师协会。 Somewhere. 某处。 A young girl sits respectfully, is recording anything. 一名少女正襟危坐,正在记录着什么。 Sand. 沙。 Sand. 沙。 Static starting to write sound. 静静的落笔声。 For a long time. 许久。 The young girls stop the pen, is very satisfied. 少女停下笔,很是满意。 - -- «President Daily life Record» 《会长起居录》 Penners: Zhou Yun- some day , some month , some year, Master and First Senior Sister Xiaobai abandons the common custom the vision, rests the same place...... on the same day, teacher's wife Qiu Shuyi rushes, talked with First Senior Sister Xiaobai hand in hand, just like the old friend...... the Master peerless charm, attractiveness index of beautiful woman, can be inferred. 执笔人:周韵-某年某月某日,师父与大师姐小白摒弃世俗的眼光,睡到一起……同日,师娘秋书仪赶到,与小白大师姐携手交谈,宛若故友……师父绝世之魅力,倾城之颜值,可见一斑。 --- --- Un...... 嗯…… Perfect. 完美。 Zhou Yun puts away one's pen, is somewhat sigh with emotion, „also is really some envy” 周韵收笔,有些感慨,“还真是有些嫉妒啊” Master eventually is Master. 师父终究是师父。 Powerful and self-confident. 强大又自信。 Not like her family/home that dumb kid...... 不像她家那个傻小子…… Feeling inferior is also timid. 自卑又胆怯。 Sometimes, looks at white clothing youngster that silly appearance, she feels lovable, tenderhearted, sometimes is the air/Qi is not good, helpless very...... 有时候,看着白衣少年那傻乎乎的样子,她觉得可爱,心软,有时候又是气的不行,很是无奈…… Can't self-confident? 就不能自信一点么？ Previous time. 上次。 She remembers. 她记得。 Appointment time, she filled with shame intent saying that if I were fat, you will also like me? 约会的时候,她满怀羞意的说,如果我胖了,你还会喜欢我么？ She remembers. 她记得。 The youngster gawked were very long, said the sentence: Relax, I well to you and child. 少年愣了很久,说了句:放心,我会好好对你和孩子的。 ???? ？？？？ What logic do you take a look at this?! 你瞅瞅这什么逻辑？！ Child? 孩子？ What child? 什么孩子？ She quite a while had not responded at that time, a little cannot keep up with the logic of youngster, but the youngster noticed that Zhou Yun quite a while has not paid attention to her, seemed sad. 她当时半天都没反应过来,有点跟不上少年的逻辑,而少年看到周韵半天没理会她,似乎更伤心了。 Also said one: „I know, I do not match.” 又说了一句:“我知道,我不配。” Then...... 然后…… Walked sadly. 就伤心的走了。 Zhou Yun:??? 周韵:？？？ You said that she is in love is so how difficult?! 你说她谈个恋爱怎么就这么难呢？！ The heart is tired. 心累。 Oh. 哦。 Right. 对了。 These in chaos sources...... 这些乱七八糟的源头…… She thinks, thought cannot make the youngster mix up with Li Ergou!!! Always felt, the youngster now became more and more strange...... 她想了想,觉得还是不能让少年跟李二狗混在一起了！！！总感觉,少年现在变得越来越怪了…… o ( ) o o()o ...... …… But at this moment. 而此刻。 Somewhere. 某处。 In a Sky Capital City corner, Li Ergou is teaching, the following several people sit together, very serious is listening, filled to the hope of knowledge. 天都市的一个角落里,李二狗正在讲课,下面几个人坐在一起,很认真的听着,充满了对知识的渴望。 „Remember!” “记住！” „Can this year what touch the person?” “这年头什么可以打动人？” „Really loves!” “真爱！” „Sincerely!” “真心！” „What is the love?” “什么是爱？” „Good really to love for the opposite party!” “为对方好才是真爱！” „To call selfishly for oneself good that!” “为自己好那叫自私！” „Can't understand?” “懂不懂？” Li Ergou is high-spirited. 李二狗意气风发。 Has never thought that he himself also has a day that is the sentimental teacher. 从未想过,他自己也有当感情导师的一天。 Actually. 其实吧。 Matter is also very interesting, he sent to oneself something before online, then...... on fire!!! People sympathize, is the consultation! 事情也很有趣,他之前把自己的一些事情发到了网上,然后呢……就火了！！！人们又是同情,又是咨询的！ Li Ergou attempted to reply. 李二狗尝试回答了一些。 Then...... 然后…… The fire is especially hot! 大火特火！ Therefore. 因此。 Li Ergou now is also the Xiaohong(little red) person in cybercommunity. 李二狗现在也是网络社区的小红人。 Person- 人称- Sentimental blogger. 感情博主。 Right! 没错！ This is the Li Ergou present second status! 这就是李二狗如今的第二身份！ Therefore. 于是。 Li Ergou is self-confident. 李二狗充满自信。 He must these to understand, anything is called loves greatly endless! He must make these selfish loves disappear, he must let true love loose Manchu world! 他要让这些人明白,什么才叫做大爱无疆！他要让那些自私的爱消失,他要让真正的爱散满人世间！ The happiness of person of loving, is the biggest happiness! 所爱之人的幸福,就是自己最大的幸福！ „That......” “那……” The white clothing youngster asked suddenly, „, if she were pregnant looked for you?” 白衣少年忽然问道,“如果她怀孕了来找你呢？” Brush! 刷！ The people vision sweeps suddenly. 众人目光骤然扫来。 For a long time. 许久。 Saying that everyone envies, „that explained that was one's turn you!” 大家羡慕的说道,“那就说明轮到你了！” „Yes, my family goddess has not been pregnant now...... wū wū, I do not know when she can speak to be over ten to me......” “就是,我家女神现在还没怀孕呢……呜呜,我都不知道啥时候她能跟我说话超过十句……” „My family that is, is your progress is also quick......” “我家那位也是,还是你进度快啊……” „Congratulations brothers.” “恭喜啊兄弟。” Everyone is filled with emotion. 大家感慨万千。 White clothing youngster:??? 白衣少年:？？？ Yes...... 是…… Is such? 是这样的么？ He is somewhat absent-minded. 他有些恍惚。 Originally and this matter is normal? 原来、原来这种事情是正常的么？ „What kind of, do you marry now?” “怎么样,你们现在结婚了吗？” Some people asked. 有人问道。 „No.” “没。” The white clothing youngster beckons with the hand again and again, „she and she probably not too happy......” 白衣少年连连摆手,“她、她好像不太高兴……” „Said you don't match?” “是不是说你不配？” „Also might is only you misunderstood, she worried the child skin color was different, did not fling your complexion......” “也有可能只是你误会了,她只是担心孩子肤色不一样,不是甩你脸色……” „Right, reasonable.” “对对对,有道理。” „This matter misunderstands, talking clearly was good.” “这种事情都是误会,说清楚就好了。” Everyone said. 大家纷纷说道。 White clothing youngster:??? 白衣少年:？？？ This, such? 这、这样的么？ Misunderstanding? 误会了？ Yun'er...... 韵儿…… It is not right. 不对呀。 President with own skin color same! 会长跟自己肤色一样的啊！ The youngster are worried. 少年苦恼。 But at this time. 而此时。 Li Ergou on platform is also face confused. 讲台上的李二狗也是一脸懵逼。 Wait...... 等等…… How did this plot become such?!! He said is affectionate, had not said that can be in this situation to feed?! Your this types crossed the border! 这剧情怎么就变得这么了？！！他只是说要深情,没说要到了这种地步啊喂？！你们这类型越界了啊！ Your this is the plot of S stand, do not send here to feed! 你们这是s站的剧情,不要发这里啊喂！ What a pity. 可惜。 As the true feelings of youngster reveal, under person starts to share own story. 随着少年的真情流露,底下的人开始分享自己的故事。 Some people successfully win the goddess! Although child skin color different...... 有人已经成功赢取女神！虽然孩子肤色不同…… Some people gain to accompany the qualifications, although , is lovelorn will look for him...... 有人获取到陪伴资格,虽然只有失恋的时候才会找他…… Li Ergou:??? 李二狗:？？？ For a long time. 许久。 The bell resounds. 下课铃响起。 The students depart in abundance, and indicated to benefit greatly. 学生们纷纷离去,并表示受益匪浅。 Li Ergou:??? 李二狗:？？？ What did you study? 你们学什么了？ The class that he files spoke 1/10! But, money in hand told him, he indeed really taught a class! 他备案的课才讲了十分之一不到啊！可是,手里的钱告诉他,他的确实实在在的讲了一堂课！ He does not understand. 他不懂。 Really. 真的。 Originally...... 原来…… Can this be the sentimental teacher?!! 这样就可以当感情导师？！！ ...... …… Li Ergou is very confused. 李二狗很迷茫。 Really. 真的。 In the past. 以往。 In his cognition, the sentimental teacher, the sentimental blogger and sentiment big V is existence of very Advanced, he is also therefore becomes present Li Ergou. 他的认知中,感情导师、感情博主、感情大v是一个很高级的存在,他也是因此成为了现在的李二狗。 Sincerely. 真心。 Sincere. 真诚。 Affection. 深情。 Until...... 直到…… He becomes the sentimental teacher now. 他自己现在成为了感情导师。 He discovered, Oh, day, what any cat flatter dog can be the sentimental teacher...... originally any rotten story, so long as fills the chicken soup...... 他才发现,哦,日,原来什么阿猫阿狗都可以当感情导师……原来什么烂故事只要灌鸡汤都可以…… ??? ？？？ Too confused. 太迷茫了。 Then in this confused, the popularity is getting higher and higher. 然后在这迷茫中,知名度越来越高。 Even. 甚至。 He today also Advanced consultation, expensive, possibly on ten class consultation of top, enlighten the opposite party merely!!! 他今天还有一个-高级咨询,价格不菲,可能顶的上自己十节课的咨询,仅仅只是开导一下对方！！！ He knows at this time. 他这个时候才知道。 Oh...... 哦…… Originally money is so good to make! 原来钱这么好挣！ Originally...... 原来…… Blind several said that can also make so much money. 瞎几把说也能挣这么多钱。 In the afternoon. 下午。 Li Ergou arrives at the place as promised. 李二狗如约来到地点。 There. 那里。 In room. 房间内。 A youngster sits there, a face is dreary, heard that is his beloved miss dies because of him, he had not walked from the shadow...... 一个少年坐在那里,一脸阴郁,听说是他心爱的姑娘因他而死,他一直没有从阴影中走出来…… Therefore. 于是。 Li Ergou from online downloading one bunch of materials, starts to fill the chicken soup. 李二狗从网上下载一堆资料,开始灌鸡汤。 People...... 人嘛…… Is this, fills the chicken soup, to hit the dozen of chicken blood, perhaps was good. You can filling, can but actually filling, even shoots good. 就是这样,灌灌鸡汤、打打鸡血,或许就好了。你可以正着灌,也可以倒着灌,甚至射进去也行。 In brief. 总之。 Chicken soup to flavor on line. 鸡汤对味道就行。 What making him not think, these major principles, the opposite party remains unmoved, he said for two hours, the opposite party was a face was still despondent. 只是,让他没想到的是,这些大道理,对方不为所动,他讲了两个小时,对方仍旧是一脸抑郁。 Also on this time. 也就这个时候。 Li Ergou realizes a matter, this money is not good to make. 李二狗意识到一件事,这个钱没那么好挣。 However. 不过。 Doesn't matter. 没关系。 Li Ergou couple of days ago had also checked the material, a shift psychology law, is seeks for one more perfect, a more attractive goal, making the opposite party come out of the trauma. 李二狗前两天还查过资料,还有一种转移式心理法,就是寻找一个更完美,更漂亮的目标,让对方走出心理阴影。 This is actually very simple. 这其实很简单。 It is said that person who people like, generally is a type, whom but you first run into. 据说,人们喜欢的人,一般是一个类型,只是你先遇到谁而已。 For example- 比如- What his deeply love is, various aspects are 5 points. 他深爱的是,各方面是五分。 If you do give him various aspect 10 points of goals? 你如果给他一个各方面十分目标呢？ Even if not his deeply love person, perhaps but facing this more outstanding person, he will still be excited, perhaps, few some sad, perhaps...... 就算不是他深爱的人,但是面对这样更优秀的人,或许他也会心动,或许,也会少一些难过,或许…… Will start a new sentiment. 会开始一段新的感情。 Un...... 嗯…… Without the problem. 没毛病。 Therefore. 于是。 Li Ergou pulls out a virtual picture. 李二狗掏出一张虚拟照片。 He has thought that the picture in reality is not good to take, he has not seen several beautiful woman attractiveness index people, except for Lu Yan, Qiu Shuyi, First Senior Sister Xiaobai, Zhou Yun, Miss Tian and Yang Liu'er...... 他想过了,现实中的照片不好拿,他也没见过几个倾城颜值的人,除了陆颜、秋书仪、小白大师姐、周韵、田姑娘、杨柳儿…… But. 可是吧。 These girls may be the Master harem. 这些姑娘都有可能是师父的后宫。 He is really not good to act unreasonably. 他还真不好乱来。 If by some chance the opposite party really pursues is also troublesome. 万一对方真的追上去也是麻烦。 Un...... 嗯…… Therefore. 于是。 Li Ergou thinks is very long, quick-witted virtual a picture! 李二狗想了很久,机智的虚拟了一个照片！ Hehe. 呵呵。 Simple matter? 多简单的事情？ Recently made artillery software mm, introduced such a function, called cao, only needed to trade the face and simulation, can build a mysterious picture. 最近约炮软件mm,就推出了这样一个功能,叫cao,只需要换脸和模拟,就可以营造出一张神秘的照片。 Although very pit father. 虽然很坑爹。 Un...... 嗯…… At present those who attractiveness index are highest is who? 目前颜值最高的是谁？ Master! 师父！ Then...... 那么…… If...... 如果…… Hehe. 嘿嘿。 Li Ergou understood. 李二狗明白了。 Therefore. 于是。 He one almost perfect, the picture that in the reality does not have puts in front of the youngster time, he saw the youngster exciting look of clearly...... 他将一张几乎完美,现实中绝不存在的照片放到少年面前的时候,他清楚的看到了少年激动的眼神…… . 啧。 Really. 果然。 The beauty of Master, the men and women pass kill...... 师父的美丽,男女通杀呵…… „Min'er!” “敏儿！” „This is the picture of Min'er miss!” “这是敏儿姑娘的照片！” The youngster look at Li Ergou excitedly, „how will you have the Lu Min picture?” 少年激动的看着李二狗,“你怎么会有陆敏的照片？” „Lu Min?” “陆敏？” Body of Li Ergou suddenly one stiff. 李二狗的身体骤然一僵。 „Right!” “对！” The youngster look burns the hope, „she is also living is right?! This picture looks is the new photo! No wonder I had not found her corpse!” 少年眼神燃起来希望,“她还活着对不对？！这照片一看就是新照的！难怪我没有找到她的尸体！” „wū wū wū!” “呜呜呜！” „The Min'er miss is really also living!” “敏儿姑娘果然还活着！” The youngster are excited. 少年激动不已。 „......” “……” „That.” “那个。” Li Ergou wipes away sweat, flips the material of youngster suddenly, because does this matter for the first time, anxious fierce, he has not even read the material of youngster...... 李二狗擦擦汗,猛然翻了翻少年的资料,因为第一次干这事,紧张的厉害,他甚至没有看少年的资料…… Oh. 哦。 day. 日。 Wang Xuan...... 王轩……