SS :: Volume #7

#683: Your this Buddhist Monk/Bald Donkey rascal


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In this surrounding area several million li (0.5 km) is the place of trees, Lin Fan really has not all known, this inside hid many Tree Monster. 在这方圆数百万里全是树木的地方,林凡还真不知道,这里面隐藏了多少树妖 However to Lin Fan, where these must seek. 不过对林凡来说,这些哪里还要去寻找啊。 As far as eyes can reach, dense and numerous is the introduction of System. 一眼望去,密密麻麻的全是系统的介绍。 Tree Monster: Desolate Celestial High Rank. 树妖:荒天位高阶 Tree Monster: Sky Celestial Basic Rank. 树妖:青天位初阶 ...... ……。 Regarding this, Lin Fan looked that does not want to look again, even hidden in depth, under the investigation of System, still honest appears the original form. 对此,林凡连看都不想再看了,就算隐藏的在深,在系统的探查之下,也得老老实实的现出原形啊。 Sometimes to Lin Fan, there is System really not to have the meaning, the exciting moment did not have. 有时候对林凡来说,有了系统真没有意思,一点激动人心的时刻都没有。 These Tree Monster have not come out to make itself now, certainly must take advantage own unprepared time sneak attacks itself. 这些树妖现在没有出来弄自己,肯定是要趁自己不备的时候偷袭自己。 What a pity under the investigation of System, any Demon ghost does not have to hide, but also discussed that anything does sneak attack. 可惜在系统的探查下,任何妖魔鬼怪无所遁形,还谈什么偷袭不偷袭的。 The weather early, Lin Fan does not prepare to rest at this moment, has a look at this place to have what strangeness while convenient. 天色此刻也已经不早,林凡也准备休息一下,顺便看看这地方到底有什么古怪。 Front four Secret Place have not looked like so strangely, now this Secret Place is actually strange extremely. 前面四个秘境都没有像这般的诡异,如今这秘境却是诡异万分。 Mainly that Divine Celestial Layer 7 skeleton, making Lin Fan somewhat slightly tight, after all to this grade of Boundary, wants dead also not too easy matter. 主要还是那神天位七重的尸骨,让林凡有些小紧张了,毕竟到了这等境界,想死也都是不太容易的事情了。 Ok, did not think so many, first lights a fire, has a look at Ancient Beast, made a barbecue.” Lin Fan sets out, walks toward inside. “算了,不想那么多了,先去生个火,看看有没有古兽,弄个烤肉。”林凡起身,朝着里面走去。 At this moment countless Tree Monster change into the great tree, motionless looks at Lin Fan. 此刻数不尽的树妖化为巨树,一动不动的看着林凡 This creature came.” “这个生灵来了。” Tree Sovereign makes us do not begin.” 树皇让咱们千万不要动手。” Has a look at this creature to do.” “看看这生灵到底要干什么。” This creature stayed in my front, what to do should I?” “这个生灵停留在我的面前了,我该怎么办?” At this moment, Lin Fan stopped under a great tree, looks at that lush branches and leaves, tracing chin, good, good, cut treated as the fuel, poured also well.” 此刻,林凡停在了一颗巨树下面,看着那茂盛的枝叶,不由的摸了摸下巴,“不错,不错,砍了当做柴火,倒也不错。” „! This hateful creature he must cut my trunk and branches, I must swallow him.” By Tree Monster that Lin Fan regards as important, at this moment angry is whooshing. “啊!这个可恶的生灵他要砍我的枝干,我要吞了他。”被林凡看重的树妖,此刻愤怒的嘶吼着。 Bears, Lord Tree Sovereign said that must bear.” “忍住,树皇大人说了,一定要忍住啊。” Among Tree Monster is talking to each other, Tree Monster that then settled on by Lin Fan, wants to cry but have no tears at this moment, saying that finally clenches jaws, I endure...... 树妖之间相互沟通着,那被林凡看中的树妖,此刻也是欲哭无泪,最终咬牙切齿的说道,“我忍……。” This trunk and branches is good, can cut.” Lin Fan gives a calm smile, the hand has the blade to fall, kā cā, threw its trunk and branches in the under foot. “这根枝干不错,可以砍了。”林凡淡然一笑,手起刀落,咔擦一声,将其枝干扔在了脚下。 „! Quite sore, this Lane creature hurt me.” Pitiful yell of this unlucky Tree Monster. “啊!好疼啊,这个生灵疼我了。”这倒霉树妖的惨叫着。 Brothers, bears, must bear.” “兄弟,忍住啊,一定要忍住啊。” Yes, this creature is powerful, so long as after he entered Secret Place is injured, we had confidence that swallowed him.” “是啊,这生灵实力强大,只要等他进入秘境受伤之后,我们才有把握吞了他啊。” Good, I endure, for everyone's Future, I will bear.” “好,我忍,为了大伙的未来,我会忍住的。” ...... ……。 Time one minute/share one second of past. 时间一分一秒的过去。 Lin Fan cuts trunk and branches every time, this unlucky Tree Monster then shouts one, Tree Monster that surroundings these live in peace with each other, is inflating for it, making him bear. 林凡每砍一根枝干,这倒霉的树妖便是嘶吼一声,周围那些相安无事的树妖,也是为其打着气,让其忍住。 Brothers, do not inflate for me, I am numb.” This unlucky Tree Monster had collapsed, it that ache has suffered soon did not have the consciousness. “兄弟们,不要为我打气了,我已经麻木了。”这倒霉的树妖已经崩溃了,那疼痛已经折磨的它快要没有知觉了。 Was similar.” Lin Fan looks at present one, indifferently nodded, later stoops, held these trunk and branches in the bosom left here. “差不多了。”林凡看着眼前的一幕,淡然的点了点头,随后弯下身子,将这些枝干抱在怀里离开了这里。 Brothers, you supported finally.” Surrounding Tree Monster, one by one praised. “兄弟,你终于撑过去了。”周围的树妖们,一个个夸赞了起来。 Hehe...... “呵呵……。” That unlucky Tree Monster, is feeling bare body, wanted to cry but have no tears, bloomed a loose leaf, now actually becomes the tree trunk. 那倒霉的树妖,感受着自己光秃秃的身躯,也是欲哭无泪了,原本开枝散叶,现在却是成为了树干。 ...... ……。 Zizi! 兹兹! Flame is burning, above Ancient Beast was placed by Lin Fan is roasting. 火焰燃烧着,一头古兽林凡放在上面烤着。 Here seeks for Ancient Beast also is really difficult, found Ancient Beast with great difficulty, it seems like here Tree Monster also somewhat ruled by force, swallowed Ancient Beast directly completely. 在这里寻找古兽还真是困难,好不容易才找到了一头古兽,看来这里的树妖也是有些霸道了,直接将古兽全部吞了。 Benefactor, this poor monk finally found you.” 施主,贫僧终于找到你了。” At this time, sparkle Buddha's Light dropped from the clouds together, Lin Fan most does not hope the sound that together heard appeared in the ear of Lin Fan. 就在这个时候,一道闪耀的佛光从天而降,一道林凡最不希望听到的声音出现在了林凡的耳中。 Fuck, this special can also find.” 我靠,这特么的也能找到。” Lin Fan just prepared well eats a time full, the sound spread to the ear together suddenly. 林凡刚准备好好的饱吃一顿的时候,一道声音突然传入到了耳中。 Buddhist Monk/Bald Donkey, what you special was how to find my.” Lin Fan is speechless, such depth of this hidden, can be found, was the day the dog. 秃驴,你特么的是怎么找到我的。”林凡已经无语了,这隐藏的如此之深,都能被找到,也是日了狗。 Benefactor, you may look for me painstakingly, hears here to have a bellow, I do not know you to be able here.” Venerable Sakya is at this moment travel-worn, particularly the chest front is hanging two big steamed buns, where also had previously that to obtain enlightenment the High Monk appearance. 施主,你可把我找苦了,要不是听到这里有一阵轰鸣声,我都不知道你会在这里。”释迦尊者此刻风尘仆仆,尤其是胸前挂着两个大馒头,哪里还有先前那得道高僧的模样。 Bellow?” “轰鸣声?” Thinks of this, Lin Fan wishes one could to oneself two hammers, definitely is cut to extinguish surrounding Tree Monster the time, the sound that erupts, has not thought that this Buddhist Monk/Bald Donkey is so unexpectedly quick-witted, knows before , comes to see. 想到这个,林凡恨不得给自己两锤,肯定是自己斩灭周围树妖的时候,所爆发出来的动静,没想到这秃驴竟然如此机智,知道前来看看。 If we had known this, especially directly entered Secret Place. 早知道这样,就特么的直接进入秘境了。 „Do you ask me to do? if you agree to bet you must accept to lose, I said from the beginning, the consequence is proud.” Lin Fan said. “你找我干什么?愿赌服输,我一开始就说了,后果自负的啊。”林凡说道。 Comes to look for itself regarding this Buddhist Monk/Bald Donkey, where can also not know that must do. 对于这秃驴前来寻找自己,哪里还能不知道是要干什么。 However most essential is, he himself does not know how «Black Tiger Scooping Heart» to relieve. 但是最为关键的就是,他自己也不知道《黑虎掏心》怎么解除啊。 Benefactor, words, although said that but you make into me so, after you let this poor monk, how to see the person.” Venerable Sakya wants to cry at this moment quickly. 施主,话虽然这么说,但是你把我弄成这般,你让贫僧以后还怎么见人啊。”释迦尊者此刻都快想哭了。 That aching feeling first did not say that essential is this chest turns into so the appearance, how later also to see all living things, but also how happy show(ing) off. 那疼痛感就先不说了,关键的就是这胸脯变成这般模样,以后还怎么见众生,还怎么愉快的装逼 This does not close my matter, before began, clearness that said that did you acknowledge.” Lin Fan said. “这不关我事啊,之前动手的时候,都说的明明白白,你承不承认。”林凡说道。 Acknowledgment, but Benefactor you cannot make into my chest so.” Saying that Venerable Sakya wants to cry but have no tears. “承认,但是施主你也不能把我胸脯打成这般啊。”释迦尊者欲哭无泪的说道。 Where this I can know that possibly is your chest is quite sensitive, two growth.” Lin Fan said. “这我哪能知道啊,可能是你胸脯比较敏感,二次发育了吧。”林凡说道。 Venerable Sakya this moment in the heart soon shouted 'motherfucker', two growth heads, later are also saying that plays to sprinkle, I, no matter, you make in any case to me.” 释迦尊者此刻心中快要骂娘了,二次发育个头啊,随后也是耍泼的说道,“我不管,反正你给我弄回来。” Made unable to make, my Cultivation Technique I did not have Practice to be proficient.” Lin Fan said. “弄是弄不回来了,我这门功法我都没修炼到家啊。”林凡说道。 That what to do, in any case this poor monk, no matter, you do not make to me, I have followed you.” Venerable Sakya wishes one could to hack to death Lin Fan now. “那怎么办啊,反正贫僧不管,你不给我弄回来,我就一直跟着你。”释迦尊者现在恨不得将林凡砍死。 This later belt/bring two big steamed buns, but how also to walk Rivers and Lakes(Jiang Hu), if were discovered, the non- face did not have, high praise that hundred years accumulates, among dynasties, but did not have completely. 这以后带着两个大馒头,还如何行走江湖啊,要是被人发现,还不脸面全无,百年来积累下来的好评,一朝之间,可就全部都没了啊。 Your this Buddhist Monk/Bald Donkey acts shamelessly, is yourself must come under attack obviously, now has problems, you are how mindless.” Helpless Lin Fan, this Buddhist Monk/Bald Donkey is really a rascal. “你这秃驴耍赖啊,明明是你自己要挨打的,现在出了问题,你怎么就不讲理呢。”林凡无奈了,这秃驴实在是太无赖了。 Benefactor, asking you to show mercy, morning that the this poor monk parents died, wholeheartedly for Great Thousand Races, if which day by Ancient Race kill(ed), this got down, by body that this indecently, did not have the face to the parents.” Venerable Sakya was about to cry at this moment. 施主,求求你大发慈悲吧,贫僧父母死的早,一心一意为了大千种族,如果哪天被古族斩杀,这下去了,以这不堪入目的身躯,也无脸面对父母啊。”释迦尊者此刻都快哭了。 If ascends the sky to him an opportunity, he pledged to the day, will not install that to compel absolutely, because the price was really deeply grieved. 如果上天在给他一次机会,他对天发誓,绝对不会装那个逼了,因为代价实在是太惨痛了。 Oneself as Buddha Race Heaven's Proud obtains enlightenment High Monk, if by Buddha Race these old things knowing, for the Buddha Race face, will also really perhaps hack to death. 自己身为佛族天骄得道高僧,要是被佛族那些老东西给知道了,为了佛族脸面,还真说不定会将自己砍死啊。 Really could not make, but to having the one means that looked at you to want.” Lin Fan helplessly said. “真弄不过来了,不过到有一个办法,就看你愿不愿意了。”林凡无奈的说道 I want, I want...... Venerable Sakya never imagined to agree. “我愿意,我愿意……。”释迦尊者想都没想就同意了。 Good, you are enduring.” “好,那你忍着。” „Do you do?” Venerable Sakya originally in the heart great happiness, but sees Lin Fan suddenly with the axe, immediately also frightened ignorant. “你干什么?”释迦尊者原本心中大喜,可是突然看到林凡手拿斧头,顿时也吓懵了。 Your these two steamed buns cutting.” Lin Fan very earnest saying. “把你这两个馒头给砍了。”林凡很是认真的说道。 Fuck!” The Venerable Sakya complexion big change, said the bad language. 卧槽!”释迦尊者脸色大变,不由的说出了脏话。 Buddhist Monk/Bald Donkey, you spoke the bad language.” 秃驴,你讲脏话了啊。” Amitabha, crime, crime, but this poor monk, no matter, this is you hits, you must be responsible, otherwise this poor monk with you.” 阿弥陀佛,罪过,罪过,不过贫僧不管,这是你打的,你得负责,不然贫僧就跟着你。” You...... you.” “你……你。” Helpless Lin Fan, this Your Mother is also a crime. 林凡无奈了,这尼玛也是种罪啊。
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