Earth, Huaxia, N city. 地球,华夏,N市。 Whole face reckless dregs male sleepy eyes dim crawled from the bed, the man has a thick black hair, but these black hair are all curling upwards from very strange angle at this moment, appearance that male has not awaked. 一个满脸胡渣的男子睡眼朦胧的从床上爬了起来,男子有着一头浓密的黑发,不过这些黑发此刻全都以十分诡异的角度翘着,男子一副没睡醒的样子。 ‚Oh, is one senseless day.’ The men pout to say. ‘唉,又是一个无趣的一天。’男子努了努嘴道。 At that moment very good adjectives, that is loser, but the man is loser in loser, this year 25, graduate for two years, is being a delivery man, day and night runs around. 当下有一个很好的形容词,那就是屌丝,而男子则是屌丝中的屌丝,今年二十五,毕业两年了,当着一个快递员,没日没夜的四处跑。 Without money, without room, without car(riage), without girlfriend. 没钱,没房,没车,没女朋友。 Can mix in his share, it is estimated that the whole world is rarely seen. 能混到他这个份上的,估计整个世界都不多见。 It is not the man is lazy, on the contrary, his very situation, moreover can endure hardship, since he ate one month of instant noodles to see, his enduring hardship was the average person unconceivable. 并非是男子懒,相反,他很情况,而且能吃苦,从他吃了一个月的泡面就可以看出,他的吃苦是一般人所不能想象的。 After all, ate one month of instant noodles he also to live, is a miracle. 毕竟,吃了一个月泡面他还能活着,就已经是个奇迹了。 The name of man was Li Hefeng, the name sounded is not ordinary, but the person actually seemed ordinary, naturally, did not say the appearance, but said the life. 男子的名字叫李和风,名字听起来不怎么平凡,但人却显得平凡,当然,不是说长相,而是说人生。 What Li Hefeng is long is very graceful, because had not shaved for a long time, seeming like like the uncle. 李和风长的还是挺帅的,但是因为好久没刮胡子了,看起来就跟个大叔一样。 Moreover the clothes that wears also basically are the stall goods, which woman can have a liking for him?. 而且穿的衣服也基本是地摊货,哪个女人能看得上他？。 „Ding.” When Li Hefeng putting on clothes, nearby cell phone made a sound suddenly. “叮叮叮。”就在李和风穿衣的时候,一旁的手机突然响了起来。 Li Hefeng looked at the screen of cell phone, above is flashing two characters, king dog. 李和风看了看手机的屏幕,上面正闪着两个字,王狗。 king dog, his boss, with the dog same person, is barking wildly to his types daily, has the matter to be all right preaches he, the work is difficult to look, he cantilever beam has walked. 王狗,他的老板,一个跟狗一样的人,天天对着他各种狂吠,有事没事就说教他,要不是工作难找,他早就挑梁子走了。 Li Hefeng has not answered the telephone, he knows that king dog telephones, certainly must bark. 李和风还没有接电话,他就知道王狗打电话过来,肯定是要吠了。 Really, just connected the call, opposite transmitting is one curses. 果然,刚接通电话,对面传来的便是一通乱骂。 „Li Hefeng, your boy must work, this how many points, the father forgot you who you did tell yesterday? Today 5 : 00, five points, you had a look at now several points, 5 : 30, your TM must do.” “李和风,你小子还要不要干活了,这才几点,老子昨天跟你说的你忘了吗？今天五点到,五点到,你看看现在都几点了,五点半了,你TM的还要不要干了。” Li Hefeng hears word, is very quiet, as if has been used. 李和风闻言,很是平静,似乎早已经习惯了。 Why however does not know, he especially wants to vent today, because he felt that oneself was really aggrieved. 但是不知道为什么的,他今天特别想发泄一下,因为他感觉自己实在是太憋屈了。 Therefore. 所以。 „king dog, my grass mother, has not ended, daily urges to urge daily, am I your father? Telephones to hit is so punctual, is your aspect not good, daily five points get out of bed, appearance that no wonder your wife has not force-fed every day, sees anyone is a coquettish look.” “王狗,我艹尼玛,还有完没完,天天催天天催,我是你爹吗？打电话打的这么准时,你那方面是不是不行啊,天天五点就起床,难怪你老婆每天一副没喂饱的样子,看见谁都是一个媚眼。” „Long extremely in shocking everybody, your TM does not have long known that many hats , the father is not dry, rolls mother.” “要不是长的太过于惊世骇俗,你TM的早就不知道多少帽子了,还有,老子不干了,滚尼玛的。” Then, Li Hefeng then hung up the telephone directly, simply has not given telephone another end the opportunity of Wang Hao slightly speech. 说完,李和风直接便挂断了电话,根本没给电话另一端的王浩丝毫说话的机会。 „Really crisp.” After scolding, Li Hefeng threw the one side the telephone directly, that bad air/Qi at heart, one on loose 7788. “真的爽。”骂完后,李和风直接把电话扔到了一旁,心里的那股糟气,一下就散的七七八八了。 „Oh, today does not need to go to work, that also wears what clothes, goes back to continue to rest.” “唉,今天不用上班,那还穿什么衣服,回去继续睡。” Li Hefeng wants to rest to think early comfortably, but did not have the opportunity, today vents, although the work did not have, but he is very happy, moreover just can also sleep comfortable well. 李和风老早就想睡个舒服的觉了,但一直没机会,今天发泄了一下,虽然工作没了,但他却很开心,而且刚好也可以好好的睡个舒服觉了。 Li Hefeng without the parents, since childhood , there would be no, he grows up in the orphanage, therefore he is also one person eats to the full, entire family is not hungry, the matter of work, can separate for two days to look. 李和风没有父母,从小就没有,他是在孤儿院长大的,所以他也是一人吃饱,全家不饿,工作的事,可以隔两天在找。 Takes off the clothes to return to the bedding again, Li Hefeng then fell asleep quickly. 脱掉衣服再次回到被窝中,李和风很快便睡着了。 How long his sleep has not continued, then by a glass shatter sound awakening. 只是他的睡眠并没有持续多久,便被一道玻璃破碎的声音给惊醒。 Bang a sound, what is following is a glass window shatter sound, Li Hefeng blurry, sees own window broken pulp. 砰的一声响,随之而来的是一阵玻璃窗破碎的声音,李和风迷迷糊糊中,看到自己的窗户碎的稀巴烂。 The next second, his whole person was directly sober. 下一秒,他整个人直接清醒了。 Not sober is not good, sees only several hands with the man of baseball bat and chopper, is crawling to run from his shatter window. 不清醒不行啊,只见几个手拿棒球棒和砍刀的男子,正从他那破碎的窗子爬跑进来。 What lead is a 20-year-old bald male, on his forehead, a mosquito scorpion, making him look somewhat vicious, but in his hand, is taking a thick baseball bat, just his help/gang glass window that broke slow Fan. 领头的是一个20多岁的光头男,在他的额头上,蚊子一只蝎子,让他看起来有几分凶狠,而他的手中,正拿着一个粗大的棒球棒,刚刚正是他一帮砸碎了徐凡的玻璃窗。 Li Hefeng withered immediately. 李和风顿时就萎了。 „Several big brothers, is your?” He is not supreme, although will usually fantasize oneself fierce, if asked that hits ten, but he eventually is only an average person, without that powerful skill. “几位大哥,你们这是？”他不是超人,虽然平时会幻想自己有多厉害,如叶问般一个打十个,但他终究只是一个普通人,没有那么强大的身手。 These person every weapons, moreover just devils, he can not fear that is strange. 这几个人人手一件武器,而且刚刚凶神恶煞,他能不怕才怪。 „Boy, but also remembers me not?” When slow Fan has doubts, a voice of man locates suddenly from gate transmitting orally. “小子,还记得我不？”就在徐凡疑惑的时候,一个男子的声音突然从门口传处来。 Originally after some people crawl, then opened the door directly. 原来是有人爬进来后,便直接去开门了。 But seems like over 30 years old, the man of bowel movement abdomen abdomen walked from the entrance. 而一个看起来三十多岁,大便腹腹的男子从门口走了进来。 After seeing that man, Li Hefeng recalls immediately, yesterday when this is not his black bear rescued beautiful, hit that male?. 当看到那男子后,李和风顿时回想起来,这不是昨天他狗熊救美时,打的那个男的吗？。 Originally, yesterday night Li Hefeng delivered the express time, passed by an alley, heard a praying for rescue sound, under the Li Hefeng heart curious, then ran. 原来,昨天夜晚李和风送快递的时候,路过一个小巷,听到了一阵求救声,李和风心下好奇,便跑了过去。 Then saw that a fatty is wreaking havoc to a young pretty younger sister. 便看到一个胖子正在向一个年轻漂亮的妹子施暴。 Li Hefeng has the sense of justice person, is naturally impossible to see the matter not to manage. 李和风这么有正义感的人,自然不可能见事不管。 Therefore he acted, because runs around daily, in addition Li Hefeng originally big of body, Li Hefeng, although has not studied what boxing mixed martial arts anything, but the body is good, the fatty was hung to hit by his one. 于是他出手了,因为天天四处跑,加上李和风本就身的高大,李和风虽然没学过什么拳击散打什么的,但身上还行,那胖子被他一阵吊打。 Also thinks own hero rescues beautiful to obtain anything colorfully with anything, the fact showed, Li Hefeng wants to be many completely, when because he overthrows the fatty with great difficulty, oneself also suffered the number fist, when has turned around, the younger sister does not see the form. 原本还以为自己英雄救美会得到什么艳遇什么的,事实证明,李和风完全是想多了,因为当他好不容易把胖子打倒,自己也挨了数拳,转过身时,那妹子早已经不见身影。 „Big .... Big brother, is you.” “大....大哥,是你啊。” „Un, good, the memory, you still remember how yesterday evening to hit my not, father's matter you are also bad, your TM does not hit him to inquire, my Liu Laohu in this generation of given names.” “嗯,不错,记性还可以,那你还记得昨天晚上怎么打我的不,老子的事儿你也敢坏,你TM也不打他打听,我刘老虎在这一代的名号。” „Mother, looks for you quite a while, has not thought that is such broken place, evidently, wants to make you compensate is also impossible.” “妈的,找你半天,没想到是这么个破地方,看样子,想让你赔偿也是不可能的了。” „Big brother, you also really said right, I indeed had no money , did I apologize to you?” A Li Hefeng face ridicules, begs for mercy to say. “大哥,你还真说对了,我的确没什么钱,要不,我给您赔礼道歉？”李和风一脸讪笑,求饶道。 Does not beg for mercy not to have the means that he, opposite party more than ten, moreover in the hand also has the weapon, he is not the lead in movie, hits ten, what to do doesn't beg for mercy can also?. 不求饶没办法啊,他一个人,对方十多个,而且手里面又有武器,他又不是电影中的主角,一个打十个,不求饶还能怎么办？。 „Relax, I do not want your money, but I let off you, after me, on rivers and lakes, had no way to mix, therefore, broke a hand foot.” “放心,我不要你的钱,不过我就这么放过你,那我以后在江湖上,也没法混了,所以,就断一只手一只脚吧。” „Good, a hand foot, the brothers, worked.” “好嘞,一只手一只脚,弟兄们,干活了。” Hears their words, Li Hefeng knows that this time could not escape, but he is not that accepting fate person, really made them abandon the hands and feet, his second half lifetime what to do. 听到他们的话,李和风就知道这次逃不过了,但他又不是那种认命的人,真让他们废了手脚,他后半辈子怎么办。 Therefore Li Hefeng rise with a jump immediately, plunged to his recent person. 所以李和风在第一时间一跃而起,扑向了离他最近的人。 But he eventually is only an average person, after Li Hefeng has the movement, others also responded. 可他终究只是一个普通人,在李和风有动作之后,人家也反应了过来。 Then brandishes to Li Hefeng that is throwing. 对着扑来的李和风便是一抡。 The baseball bat in hand pounded on the head of Li Hefeng directly. 手中的棒球棒直接砸到了李和风的脑袋上。 The Li Hefeng intuition humming sound a severe pain, anything does not know later. 李和风直觉嗡嗡一阵剧痛,随后什么都不知道了。