SIMW :: Volume #6 灵幻先生

#172: Aqiang who compels funny


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Because worries the mounted bandit to attack once again, therefore today is the Uncle Nine birthday, the brow of Uncle Nine has still not extended, under the Ye Xuan heart some not good premonition, after all the present plot has also stolen the axle with the movie plot, does not know that what trick these mounted bandits will play to come out. 因为忧心着马贼会再度来袭,所以今天就算是九叔的生辰,九叔的眉头依然是没有伸展开来,叶玄心下也有些不好的预感,毕竟现在的情节已经与电影情节偷轨了,也不知道那些马贼会耍出什么样的花样出来。 Then, on this day, Ye Xuan has not exited to stroll, but helps him prepare some strange things with Uncle Nine, to then possibly the war of arrival prepare. 就这样,这一天,叶玄也没有出去闲逛,而是跟着九叔帮他准备一些奇奇怪怪的东西,为接下来可能到来的大战做准备。 A day quick soon passes by, to near evening time, Aqiang arrived in the room to tell some people of Uncle Nine of noble character and high prestige on the village to help him subscribe the birthday feast to help him in the restaurant together celebrate a birthday, has prepared completely. 一天很快就快要过去,到了临傍晚的时候,阿强来到屋内告诉九叔就村里一些德高望重的人一起帮他在酒楼里订了寿宴帮他过寿,已经全部准备好了。 Was good, Ye the little brother, we prepared also to miss, the time early, we now together the passing restaurant do not drink the cup inferior wine!” Uncle Nine puts down in the hand the Spanish red pen of magic figure, will draw good rune/symbol Lushou, to is busy making Ye Xuan of copper cash sword to say. “好了,叶小兄弟,我们准备也差不过了,时候也不早了,我们现在就一起过去酒楼喝杯水酒吧!”九叔放下手中画符的朱砂笔,将画好的符箓收了起来,对着正忙着弄着铜钱剑的叶玄道。 Good, Uncle Nine, we quickly walk, today is your birthday, we should not be late were good!” Ye Xuan is used to cope with the ghost the copper cash sword to receive the preparation that stands up to say. “好的,九叔,那我们快走吧,今天是你的寿辰,我们可不要迟到了才好!”叶玄将那把准备用来对付鬼怪的铜钱剑收好,站起身来道。 All right, does not use anxiously, but also with enough time, we walk.” Uncle Nine shows a faint smile, nodded toward Ye Xuan, they toward the invitation inn of birthday feast go under Aqiang's leadership. “没事,不用急,还来得及,我们走。”九叔微微一笑,朝叶玄点了点头,两人在阿强的带领下朝着寿宴的宴请客栈而去。 Uncle Nine 11 after these countrymen have fired off greeting, to Ye Xuan was saying: Ye little brother, we go upstairs, in building also in some our village honored and popular character, later I introduced that knew you.” 九叔11的与这些乡亲打完了招呼后,对着叶玄道:“叶小兄弟,我们上楼吧,楼上还有一些我们村里有头有脸的人物,待会我来介绍与你认识。” That many thanks Uncle Nine!” Ye Xuan shows a faint smile, actually he is not interested in these so-called honored and popular characters. However Ye Xuan will not stroke a Uncle Nine good intention. “那就多谢九叔了!”叶玄微微一笑,其实他对这些所谓的有头有脸的人物并不感兴趣。不过叶玄并不会拂了九叔的一番好意。 Three people walk toward the building, arrive at the road for grain shipment stairway, actually meets Maoshan that has just gotten down to eat meal to be bright. 三人朝着楼上走去,走到转道楼梯口,却遇到了刚好下来吃饭的茅山明。 Here sees Maoshan to be bright, Ye Xuan many somewhat is surprised, after all at that time Ye Xuan him told the riches and honor village will be hit by the mounted bandit, asked time that he cannot come, looks at his appearance, wants to hide obviously by far, has not thought that finally came unexpectedly, this may have to admire the plot the revision skill. 在这里看到茅山明,叶玄多少还有些惊讶,毕竟当时叶玄已经跟他说富贵村会遭马贼洗劫,问他来不来的时候,看他的样子,明显是想躲得远远的,没想到最后竟然还是来了,这可不得不佩服剧情的修正功力了。 The stairway of road for grain shipment is not wide. Also only tolerates two people to lean probably the body. Maoshan clearly wants to eat meal, but the Uncle Nine three people must come up, naturally does not feel better. They poured do not want to cause trouble. Is modestly declining the opposite party, but is this, finally made that they are suspended in midair, finally Aqiang is impatient, refuses outright Maoshan side, said with a smile toward behind Uncle Nine: Master. Please!” 转道的楼梯口并不宽。大概也只能容两个人侧着身子过而已。茅山明要下来吃饭,而九叔三人要上去,自然不好过。本来两人倒也没想生事。都是谦让着对方,但就是这样,结果弄得两人不上不下的,最后阿强不耐烦了,一把将茅山明推到旁边,朝着身后的九叔笑道:“师傅。请!” Priest Wu, has not thought of you also here!” Ye Xuan follows in Uncle Nine behind, greeted to Maoshan clear(ly). “吴道长,没想到你也在这里啊!”叶玄跟在九叔的后面,对茅山明打了声招呼。 „. The little brother, cannot think that you also here, such quickly met.” Some Maoshan clearly also surprise, on face show the smiling face to say. “哦。小兄弟,想不到你也在这里啊,这么快就碰面了。”茅山明也有些诧异,脸上露出笑脸道。 The Maoshan Ming dynasty printed books heard that this village by the mounted bandit, has not been wanted to come, but surrounding area in 200 li (0.5km), besides the beforehand dull Fenglin Village, only then this riches and honor village, Fenglin Village, because Tan 1 million knew his skill, therefore cannot stay, can only have a look to fish to this riches and honor village, while convenient looks for a rest the place. However before he enters the village, has inquired, discovered that this village had repelled the mounted bandit last night unexpectedly, this dares to feel relieved, moreover hears in the village some people to celebrate a birthday today, some people wrapped the entire inn to hold the banquet, he also wants to come to profit at someone's expense. 茅山明本来听说这个村子遭了马贼,本来也不想来了,但是方圆200里内,除了之前呆的枫林村之外,只有这个富贵村了,枫林村因为谭1000000知道了他的本事,所以也不能呆了,只能到这富贵村看看能不能捞一点,顺便找个休息的地方。不过他进村之前,还是打探了一下,发现这个村子昨晚竟然打退了马贼,这才敢放心进来,而且听说今天村里有人过寿,有人包了整个客栈摆了酒席,他也想过来沾沾光。 Ye did little brother, you know?” Uncle Nine turns head, looks that Ye Xuan that greeted with Maoshan clear(ly) is asking. “叶小兄弟,你们认识?”九叔回头,看着正与茅山明打招呼的叶玄问道。 „, Uncle Nine, I reported to you that this is Priest Wu Ming wu.” Ye Xuan introduced to Uncle Nine first, introduced to Maoshan clear(ly): Priest Wu, this is Uncle Nine of riches and honor village.” “哦,九叔,我向你介绍,这位是吴明吴道长。”叶玄先向九叔介绍了一下,又对茅山明介绍道:“吴道长,这位是富贵村的九叔。” He He, is Wu Daoyou, below forest nine.” Cuping one hand in the other across the chest of Uncle Nine smile said. “呵呵,原来是吴道友,在下林九。”九叔微笑的拱手道。 Originally the fellow daoist is a person of same belief people, Wu Ming has also seen the wood-road friend!” Wu Ming naturally will not lose the courtesy, cups one hand in the other across the chest to hold the fist in the other hand to say. “原来道友也是同道中人,吴明见过林道友!”吴明自然也不会失了礼数,拱手抱拳道。 Polite, polite, since fellow daoist and Ye the little brother is acquainted, is a person of same belief people, today Lin birthday, why not does the fellow daoist come up to drink one cup together?” The Uncle Nine invitation said. “客气,客气,既然道友与叶小兄弟相识,又是同道中人,今天林某生辰,道友何不上来一起喝上一杯?”九叔邀请道。 He He, does not use, does not use, I, my not too custom eat meal with too many people together, I ate below have been OK, the good intention of fellow daoist, declined with thanks.” Maoshan bright he he smiles is turning down, but Ye Xuan looked that he formerly the side was looking before turning down, in Ye Xuan both eyes the golden ray has flashed through together, then sees to follow in his side two little rascal, if obviously is not these two little rascal, possibly he will comply. “呵呵,不用,不用,我,我不太习惯与太多人一起吃饭,我在下面吃就可以了,道友的好意,心领了。”茅山明呵呵一笑的婉拒着,可叶玄看他在婉拒之前先前着身旁看了一下,叶玄双眼中一道金色光芒闪过,便看到跟在他身旁的两只小鬼,显然如果不是这两只小鬼,可能他还是会答应的。 Such being the case, the fellow daoist does as you please!” Hears Maoshan bright turning down, Uncle Nine does not have was insisting that after all he was not ripe with Maoshan clear(ly), reason that invited him to go upstairs, nothing but looked, in he and were in the share of spiritual cultivation and are knowing on Ye Xuan. “既然如此,那道友请便吧!”听到茅山明的婉拒,九叔也没在坚持,毕竟他也与茅山明不熟,之所以邀他上楼,无非是看在他与自己同属修道的份上与认识着叶玄上面。 Ye little brother, we come up!” Uncle Nine has selected toward Ye Xuan, Ye Xuan greeted toward Maoshan clear(ly), afterward went upstairs together with Uncle Nine. “叶小兄弟,我们上去吧!”九叔朝着叶玄点了下头,叶玄则朝着茅山明打了声招呼,随后跟着九叔一起上了楼去。 To the building, in the building has also been filled with the person, Uncle Nine greeted with outside person, this arrives in a theater box hall, this theater box don't outside high-level many, inside has only supposed one table, moreover some people sit in side are drawing the song, on the table sits 78 people, what each one putting on is the silks and satins, the whole face red light, wants to come is the village classes of rural gentry. 到了楼上,楼上也坐满了人,九叔跟着外面的人打了招呼,这才走到一个包厢大厅之中,这个包厢可别外面高级了不少,里面只设了一桌,而且还有人坐在旁边拉着曲子,桌子上坐着78个人,个个穿的是绫罗绸缎,满脸红光,想来都是村里的乡绅之流。 Uncle Nine, congratulations, congratulations!” Uncle Nine comes, these people congratulate to say immediately with a smile. 九叔,恭喜,恭喜!”九叔一进来,这些人立马笑着恭喜道。 Thanks, thanks, let wait for a long time!” Before Uncle Nine smiles the aisle table the seat of honor, to following to say in oneself behind Ye Xuan: Ye little brother, you sits by me!” “谢谢,谢谢,让诸位久等了!”九叔笑着走道桌前主位,对跟在自己身后的叶玄道:“叶小兄弟,你坐我旁边吧!” Many thanks Uncle Nine!” Ye Xuan not polite, leisurely sitting down however. “多谢九叔!”叶玄也没客气,施施然的坐下。 „, Has not started while the birthday feast, I you told that a little brother knows.” Uncle Nine also sat, afterward points at Ye Xuan saying: This little brother called Ye Xuan, was one just the young talent who repatriated from the foreign country, at present is travelling for pleasure, when heard to have the mounted bandit to attack this village, had the air/Qi of chivalry very much wants to inform this village, if not for last night had him . The villagers casualty in this village will be also more, he cut to kill several mounted bandits, finally the fiercest mounted bandits were he get rid to strike to kill.” “诸位,趁着寿宴还没开始,我向大家介绍一位小兄弟认识一下。”九叔也坐了下来,随后指着叶玄道:“这位小兄弟叫叶玄,是一位刚从外国归国回来的年轻才俊,目前正在游历,在听到有马贼要袭击本村的时候,很有侠义之气的想来通知本村,昨晚若不是有他在。本村的村民死伤也会更多,他一个人就斩杀了好几个马贼,就连最后最厉害的马贼都是他出手击杀的。” We heard this village to come a martial arts excel youth this morning, originally was the little brother, greeting on first meeting, greeting on first meeting!” And a rural gentry amazed [say / way] of wear black Chinese dress, immediately causes the responses of other rural gentry, expressed gratitude toward him, said that he has rescued this village and so on. “我们今天早上就听到本村来了一位武功高强的青年,原来就是小兄弟啊,久仰,久仰!”其中一个穿着黑色华服的乡绅惊诧的道,顿时引起其它乡绅的响应,纷纷朝着他道谢,说他救了本村云云。 Was polite, below Ye Xuan. Has seen!” Ye Xuan set out to hold the fist in the other hand to see a ritual. “各位客气了,在下叶玄。见过诸位!”叶玄起身抱拳见了个礼。 The numerous rural gentry also 11 return a courtesy, afterward start far apart chatted, before long. Aqiang also walked, in hand also holds one to tie up the red box of colored ribbon large. 众乡绅也11回礼,随后天南地北的开始聊了起来,不一会儿。阿强也走了回来,手中还抱着一个颇大绑着彩带的红箱子。 Sees this red box, Ye Xuan cannot bear the corners of the mouth raise slightly, if he did not remember incorrectly, what in this box installs is an automatic shaking the fist spring glove, this was flatter seized others gift. But the villagers who that buys actually intentionally wait till smelly. 看到这个红箱子,叶玄忍不住嘴角微微一扬,若他没有记错,这个箱子里面装的是一个自动挥拳弹簧手套,这是阿强抢了人家的礼物。而那买的村民却是故意等到出糗的。 However. When sees Aqiang's gift, Ye Xuan slightly is also startled. Probably have forgotten preparation business unexpectedly the gift, searched for in the storage space. Should better discover in the purse that before took conveniently luckily a jade pendant, this made him relax. Otherwise drinks others longevity wines, but also perhaps preparing a gift thing. This is to the performance that the person does not respect. 不过。在看到阿强的礼物的时候,叶玄也微微一怔。好像自己竟然忘了准备企么礼物了,在存储空间内搜了一圈。最好幸好在以前顺手拿的钱袋之中发现了一块玉佩,这才让他松了一口气。否则来喝人家的寿酒,还没准备礼物。这是对人不尊重的表现。 Thanks in spite of being very busy to find time to give me to pass the birthday, come, come, come, while today's everybody gathers together, we drink one cup together!” Chatted a while, Uncle Nine holds up wine class Haha to laugh to say. “谢谢诸位百忙之中抽空出来给我过生辰,来,来,来,趁着今天大家聚在一起,我们一起喝一杯!”聊了一会儿,九叔举起酒杯哈哈大笑道。 Good, good, good, everybody drinks one cup!” The longevity god start to talk, all people hold up the wine class in institute, bumped latter to do it. “好,好,好,大家喝一杯!”寿星开口,所有人都举起所中的酒杯,碰了碰后一口干了它。 Drank, sits a rural gentry by Ye Xuan low voice to another rural gentry said: Oh, comprador Hong hasn't Zenme arrived?” 喝了酒,坐在叶玄旁边的一个乡绅小声的对另一个乡绅道:“唉,买办洪怎么还没到?” Oh, said Cao Cao, Cao Cao!” Another rural gentry looks to entrance, a middle-aged person of wear western foreign-style clothing lifted a cake to walk. “唉,说曹操,曹操就到!”另一个乡绅看向门口,一个穿着西洋服的中年人举着一个蛋糕走了进来。 Uncle Nine, Happy 九叔,Happy birthday! ” The middle-aged people come, then with a smile loud said toward Uncle Nine in English that among lifting one is igniting the crude cake of candle to place the tables, says with a smile: Small small gift, inadequate respect!” birthday!”中年人一进来,便用英文笑着高声朝九叔道,随着举着一个点着蜡烛的简陋蛋糕放在桌中间,笑着道:“小小意思,不成敬意!” „, What is this?” Aqiang looks at the cake that the middle-aged person puts down, novel [say / way]. “啊,这是什么?”阿强看着中年人放下的蛋糕,新奇的道。 This is the Western moon cake!” The middle-aged people happily are pointing at the middle cake, afterward said to Uncle Nine: Uncle Nine, come, blew out it!” “这个是西洋月饼!”中年人得意的指着中间的蛋糕,随后对九叔道:“九叔,来,把它吹熄了吧!” Oh, do these many candles, want my master procedure?” Aqiang continues to display his inexpensive type disposition, points at the candle on cake to say. “唉,这么多蜡烛,想要我师傅做法啊?”阿强又继续发挥他那贱样的性格,指着蛋糕上的蜡烛道。 Oh, is not, this is the good sign!” The middle-aged people beckoned with the hand with a smile, said: Uncle Nine, has blown out it, the candle extinguishes, has the daughter-in-law!” “唉,不是,这是好兆头!”中年人笑着摆了摆手,道:“九叔,吹熄了它,蜡烛一熄,有儿有媳啊!” My master does not have the son!” flatter talked back inexpensive saying with a smile, on table the people smiling face with a smile congealed immediately. “我师傅也没儿子啊!”阿强嘴贱的笑着道,桌上原本笑着的众人笑脸顿时一凝。 Looks at the appearance of Aqiang that speech brain, the Ye Xuan corner of the eye has pulled out pulling out, suddenly has thought of one group of words: no 看着阿强那说话不禁大脑的模样,叶玄眼角抽了抽,突然想到了一组词:no zuo zuo no no die! die! Saw own master frown but actually vertical sneering looks at itself, Aqiang realized finally the gravity of matter, pulls the smiling face to say hastily: My master works as son to be the same me!” 看到自己师傅双眉倒竖的冷笑的看着自己,阿强终于认识到事情的严重性,连忙又扯着笑脸道:“我师傅把我当儿子一样!” Uncle Nine had also already been used to that foul-mouthed of oneself this apprentice, after staring his one eyes, does not have is haggling over, but smiles on the candle of setting out one breath blowing out cake. 九叔也早就习惯了自己这个徒弟的那张臭嘴,瞪了他一眼后,也没在计较,而是笑着起身一口气将蛋糕上的蜡烛给吹灭了。 Good, good!” Saw Uncle Nine to blow out the candle, all people applauded, afterward took up the chopsticks on table, had the rhythm was knocking, while sang the birthday song: Respectfully congratulated your happy life and day is uneven, wishing your birthday joyful, year after year has today, years have in the present......” “好,好!”看到九叔吹熄了蜡烛,所有人都鼓起了掌,随后拿起桌上的筷子,一边有韵律的敲着,一边唱起了生日歌:“恭祝你福寿与天齐,祝你生辰快乐,年年都有今日,岁岁都有今朝……” „It is not this, is not this......” suddenly, Aqiang put out a hand to wave to the people to swing swinging, in the people puzzled vision, Aqiang, has fermented the expression suddenly, put out a hand to hold in the arms own master, singing of face tender feelings: In world, only then the master is good, has the apprentice likely treasure of master, throws into the arms of master, happy little darling......” “不是这首,不是这首……”陡然,阿强伸出手来挥着手对着众人摇了摇,在众人不解的目光之中,阿强突然顿了一下,酝酿了一下表情,伸手搂住自己的师傅,一脸柔情的唱道:“世上只有师傅好,有师傅的徒弟像个宝,投进师傅的怀抱,幸福小宝宝……” Looks at face tender feelings, probably child acts like a spoiled brat sang Aqiang to reorganize «In World that Only then Master Good», the people were dumbfounded, if this were a background of two dimension, Ye Xuan believes that now the heads of all people on the scene will certainly mark gigantic beads of sweat, but Aqiang's head was drawing a crow, in addition writes fool, the fool......” inscription. 看着一脸柔情,好像小孩子撒娇的唱着阿强自己改编的《世上只有师傅好》,众人不禁目瞪口呆,若是这是一个二次元的背景的话,叶玄相信现在所有在场众人的头上一定会画上一颗硕大的汗珠,而阿强的头上则画着一只乌鸦,再加上写着“笨蛋,笨蛋……”的字样。 „, Good, good, come, everybody cheers! Cheers!” Aqiang sang, has patted the palm. Then takes up the wine class to say with a smile to everybody who is startled dull, as if achieved any great great accomplishment to be ordinary. “啪啪啪,不错,不错,来,大家干杯!干杯!”阿强自己唱完,拍了拍手掌。然后拿起酒杯对呆怔住的大家笑道,仿佛做了一件什么了不起的大事一般。 The people have recovered, was not good to stroke the Uncle Nine face, hung up the smiling face, held up the wine class to drink with a smile. 众人回过神来了,也不好拂了九叔的面子,一个个重新挂上笑脸,举起酒杯笑着喝了起来。 The liquor, comprador Hong of that middle age looks that sits in Ye Xuan that by Uncle Nine had not spoken, suddenly said: Uncle Nine, is this little brother?” 酒罢,那个中年的买办洪看着坐在九叔旁边一直没怎么说话的叶玄,突然说道:“九叔,这位小兄弟是?” „, You had not come, to forget to introduce a moment ago. This little brother called Ye Xuan, is youth talent who just repatriated, this our village can so smooth repelling mounted bandit. Had been lucky has assisting of this little brother!” Uncle Nine smiles introduced. “哦,刚才你没来,忘了介绍了。这位小兄弟叫叶玄,是一位刚归国的青年才俊,这次咱们村能如此顺利的打退马贼。多亏了有这位小兄弟的相助!”九叔笑咪咪的重新介绍道。 „, I also heard that in the morning our village came skill in martial arts excel young people, yesterday evening sent the invincible might greatly, has killed the mounted bandit leader, originally is the little brother you, loses the respect! Loses the respect! Come. I respect your one cup!” As soon as comprador Hong listens. both eyes immediately one bright, holds up wine class that in hand fills. Happy [say / way]. “哦,我早上还听说咱们村来了一位武艺高强的年青人,昨晚上大发神威,杀了马贼头领,原来是小兄弟你啊,失敬!失敬!来。我敬你一杯!”买办洪一听。双眼顿时一亮,举起手中斟满的酒杯。高兴的道。 Does not dare, does not dare. Please!” Ye Xuan also hastily raises glass, with comprador Hong Xupeng, has drunk up the liquor in cup. “不敢,不敢。请!”叶玄也连忙举杯,与买办洪虚碰了一下,一口将杯中的酒喝干了。 Good. The little brother is really straightforward!” Saw that Ye Xuan drinks up, comprador Hong has drunk one, first one supine, drank up the liquor. “好。小兄弟果然豪爽!”看到叶玄一口喝干,买办洪喝了一声,头一仰,也将酒喝完了。 This after is the Uncle Nine birthday feast, after they have drunk up the liquor, a rural gentry saw that Aqiang displayed a moment ago, looks at Aqiang to say with a smile: Aqiang, looked that you sang a moment ago that affectionately, your master birthday, what do you deliver to him?” 这毕竟是九叔的寿宴,待两人喝完了酒后,其中一个乡绅看到阿强刚才的表现,看着阿强笑道:“阿强,看你刚才唱得那么深情,你师傅生日,你送什么给他啊?” Aha!” Listened to that person saying that Aqiang has hit Haha, pulled the smiling face to put out a red small bag from the pocket, said: Master, small gift!” “啊哈!”听那人这么说,阿强打了个哈哈,扯着笑脸从口袋中拿出一个红色的小袋子,道:“师傅,小小意思!” Hears Aqiang's words, the Ye Xuan corners of the mouth raises slightly, indeed is the small gift, in the bag on a copper cash. 听到阿强的话,叶玄嘴角微微一扬,的确是小小意思,袋子里面就一枚铜钱。 I have a look am anything!” Uncle Nine receives, will open has a look is anything, Aqiang forces a smile holds down his hand saying: Master, goes back to open again, goes back to open again!” “我看看是什么啊!”九叔接了过来,正要打开看看里面是什么,阿强强笑的按住他的手道:“师傅,回去再拆吧,回去再拆吧!” Oh, you guess that what is?” Nearby sits, in the comprador Hong Shenpang rural gentry looks at the small bag in Uncle Nine hand to say. “唉,你猜里面是什么?”旁边的一个坐在买办洪身旁的乡绅看着九叔手中的小袋子道。 Such small one package, it is estimated that is a jade!” Comprador Hong's [say / way] looking pensive. “这么小一包,估计是块玉!”买办洪若有所思的道。 Uncle Nine pats Aqiang's hand, opens looks, sees only small bag inside copper steel static lying down in inside. 九叔拍开阿强的手,打开一看,只见小袋子里面一枚铜铁静静的躺在里面。 Is the jade, is the jade!” That rural gentry looks that Uncle Nine smiles to ask. “是不是玉,是不是玉啊!”那乡绅看着九叔笑问道。 Is anything is good!” Uncle Nine puts on a serious face squeezes a smiling face, received the small bag, under the eye actually changes flatter has built up strength is putting the scarlet box. “是什么都行啊!”九叔板着脸强挤出一丝笑容,将小袋子收了起来,眼睛却转向了阿强身下放着的大红盒子。 „!” Aqiang is understanding immediately, took the scarlet box of ground with a smile, has handed over, hee said with a smile: What is small is only the dessert, this big is the piece de resistance, come, Master!” “哦!”阿强马上会意,笑着将地上的大红盒子拿了起来,递了过去,嘻笑道:“小的只是点心,这大的才是主菜,来,师傅!” Uncle Nine sees the scarlet box that Aqiang hands over, saw a moment ago, only then air/Qi of copper cash slightly has also disappeared, nodded, somewhat satisfied [say / way]: Um, calculates your a little filial piety!” 九叔看到阿强递过来的大红盒子,刚才看到只有一枚铜钱的气也稍稍的消了下去,点了点头,有些满意的道:“嗯,算你有点孝心!” Oh, you said that what this box is?” Saw that Uncle Nine is opening the packing of scarlet box, another rural gentry also curious selected the eyebrow to ask to person. “唉,你说这盒是什么?”看到九叔在拆大红盒子的包装,另一个乡绅也好奇的对身旁的人挑了挑眉问道。 „, Just that package was the jade, this box was so big, but was serious!” Another rural gentry nodded to say. “哦,刚刚那包是玉,这一盒这么大,可不得了啊!”另一个乡绅点了点头道。 Right, right!” Other rural gentry responded. “对,对,不得了!”其它乡绅纷纷响应。 Listens to the words of nearby rural gentry, Uncle Nine also to fill with hope that takes up the cover of scarlet box, actually in sees is a plastic is setting up fist. 听着旁边乡绅的话,九叔也是满怀着希望去拿起大红盒子的盖子,却见里是一个塑料的立着的拳头。 Uncle Nine is startled, has not seen clearly this is any thing time, suddenly that is setting up fist Bang shot, center a fist the faces of nine fists. 九叔一怔,还没看清楚这是什么东西的时候,突然那立着的拳头“砰”的一声弹了起来,一拳正中九拳的脸。 All people immediately by Aqiang this gift fearing, dumbfounded, dull looks. 所有人顿时都被阿强这个礼物给惊住了,一个个目瞪口呆,呆呆的看着。 „!” “不得了,不得了!” „,......” “不得了,不得了……” Uncle Nine casts aside focuses to look to turn around necking in Aqiang, the look on face changes colder, suddenly, Uncle Nine suddenly dark has smiled, smiles by the table people absolutely terrified. 九叔撇着眼看着转身缩头的阿强,脸上的神色越变越冷,陡然,九叔突然阴阴的笑了起来,笑得桌旁的众人都毛骨悚然。 Hello, Uncle Nine little like this smiles!” “喂,九叔很少这样笑啊!” Yes, yes!” “是啊,是啊!” Last year he smiled like, died several! Real, has not deceived you!” “去年他像这样笑,死了好几个!是真的,没骗你!” Hides a dagger in a smile!” Aqiang listened to the Uncle Nine fearful laughter, the goose flesh to get up, shrank to turn around excessively, took is also placing the automatic shaking the fist spring glove on Uncle Nine leg to bring, the face was saying with a smile painstakingly: Master, this gadget is unamusing, I buy one again amusingly to you.” “笑里藏刀啊!”阿强听着九叔可怕的笑声,鸡皮疙瘩都起来了,缩过头转身回来,拿着还放在九叔腿上的自动挥拳弹簧手套拿了过来,苦着脸笑道:“师傅,这个玩意不好玩啊,我再买一个好玩的给你。” Good, but you did not use here, bought went home I to play with you together!” Uncle Nine is cold the face to look at Aqiang to say. “好,不过你不用回来这里了,买完了回家等我跟你一起玩!”九叔冷着脸看着阿强道。 „!” Aqiang has complied with one, the face was standing painstakingly. “哦!”阿强应了一声,苦着脸站起来走了出去。 Excuse me, the poor disciple was stubbornly disobedient, lets look to laugh!” Uncle Nine looks at Aqiang to walk, this holds the fist in the other hand says with a smile. “不好意思,劣徒顽劣,让诸位看笑话了!”九叔看着阿强走了出去,这才抱拳强笑道。 All right, all right!” The people called do not dare, at this time does not dare to touch the brow of Uncle Nine. “没事,没事!”众人纷纷称不敢,此时也没有敢去触九叔的眉头。 Uncle Nine, today is your birthday, I do not have anything to prepare, this jade gives Uncle Nine, hopes your great good fortune, the happy birthday!” Saw that the atmosphere is somewhat depressing, sat looks at Ye Xuan of a long time play this to fish out together the jade pendant in side from the bosom, gave Uncle Nine to say. 九叔,今天是你的生日,我也没什么准备,这块玉送给九叔,希望你福如东海,寿比南山!”看到气氛有些压抑,坐在旁看了许久的戏的叶玄才这从怀中摸出一块玉佩,递给九叔道。 „, A good attractive mutton fat White Jade!” “哦,好漂亮的一块羊脂白玉!” Good fine engraver!” “好精美的雕工!” Uncle Nine sees jade that Ye Xuan hands over, is startled, immediately shook the head the jade pendant hastily pushes went back saying: „It is not good, is not good, this gift was too expensive, I cannot receive, Ye the little brother receives!” 九叔看到叶玄递过来的玉,一怔,随即连忙摇头将玉佩推了回去道:“不行,不行,这件礼物太贵重了,我不能收,叶小兄弟还是收起来吧!” Thing where that delivers has to receive, Uncle Nine, you accept!” Ye Xuan has delivered the jade pendant. “送出去的东西哪有收回来的,九叔,你还是收下吧!”叶玄又将玉佩送了过去。 „It is not good, is not good!” Uncle Nine insisted that does not accept. “不行,不行!”九叔坚持不接受。 Today is the Uncle Nine birthday, where has does not receive the truth of gift, this must result in accepts.” Ye Xuan has not planned to receive. “今天是九叔的寿辰,哪有不收礼物的道理,这必须得收下的。”叶玄也没打算收回来。 Their shove around, looked finally declined Uncle Nine to receive the jade pendant, planned that and other birthday feasts ended have given back to Ye Xuan again. 两人推来推去,最后看推辞不过的九叔还是将玉佩收了起来,打算等寿宴完了再还给叶玄 Come, come, come, drinks, drinks!” “来,来,来,喝酒,喝酒!” The dish has come quickly up, people eats the dish to drink, while chatted. 菜很快就上来了,众人一边吃菜喝酒,一边聊天。 ! - - - 啪啪啪!--- Suddenly, downstairs transmit one such as the slating applause, immediately lets in the building a surprise. 陡然,楼下传来一阵如雷鸣般的掌声,顿时让楼上一阵惊奇。 Downstairs so are how noisy!” Uncle Nine listens to applause that downstairs are hearing, knits the brows to say. “楼下怎么这么吵啊!”九叔听着楼下传来的掌声,皱着眉道。 Was so happy that certainly operates the dinner served to guests as they arrive, come, eats, eats!” A rural gentry eats while said. “这么高兴,一定是开流水席啊,来,吃,吃!”一个乡绅边吃边道。 Only then Ye Xuan clamps the dish, while the corners of the mouth select slightly, he knows that certainly was Aqiang two ghosts who was clearly raised by Maoshan has been putting in order, but his sense organ to Aqiang was not good, was glad to look that he was taught. 只有叶玄一边夹菜,一边嘴角微微一挑,他知道一定是阿强在被茅山明养的两只鬼整了,不过他对阿强的感官不好,也乐意看他受到教训。 The people have also drunk one glass of liquor, suddenly, Aqiang's voice passed on: Master, help, help!” 众人也喝了一杯酒,突然,阿强的声音传了过来:“师傅,救命,救命啊!” „It is not good!” Hearing was the voice of apprentice, Uncle Nine has stood from the chair immediately, flushed. “不好!”听到是自己徒弟的声音,九叔立马从椅子上站了起来,冲了出去。
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