Suddenly saw in the page „, therefore king and dagger-axe” with shoes hits to enjoy vigorously, the happiness came suddenly, the syrup was somewhat helpless, thanked again „, therefore king and dagger-axe” top strength support with shoes, the syrup thanked politely! 突然在书页上看到“故王与戈”同鞋的大力打赏,幸福来得太突然了,糖水有些手足无措,再次感谢“故王与戈”同鞋的顶力支持,糖水拜谢！ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ Reaches the uncle to call flatter to sit down star to the table first, afterward took new playing cards to arrive at the front of flatter star. 达叔先叫阿星到桌边坐下,随后拿了一幅新扑克来到阿星的面前。 „That, starts me to teach you now.” “那,现在开始我教你。” „Remember, do not bet with him, performs Kung Fu Hustle as far as possible, forestalls opponent by a show of strength.” Saying, was reaching in uncle's „brushing” hand playing cards one launched, with ease and has shown the washing processes and slighting the law of several types of playing cards simply, somewhat looked at flatter star to be dumbfounded. “记住,别跟他赌,尽量表演功夫,先声夺人。”说着,达叔将手中的扑克“刷”的一下展开,轻松又简单的展现了几样扑克牌的洗法和玩法,看得阿星有些目瞪口呆。 „Comes, whited sepulchre, making him unable to find out your bottom.” Saying, was reaching in uncle's hand sign in the arm first tone along, smooth expansion, has not forgotten to ask: „Has to see a?” “来个金玉其外,让他摸不清你的底。”说着,达叔将手中的牌在手臂上平顺、平整的展开,还不忘问道:“有没有见到a?” „No!” flatter star gains ground, looks that reaches the performance of uncle somewhat dizzily to turn one's thoughts toward a loved one. “没有！”阿星抬着头,看着达叔的表演有些目眩神驰。 Reaches the uncle just will have shuffled the sign to place on the table, works on the sign on table to fall suddenly, sign that another grasps to falling. 达叔将刚洗过的牌放在桌上,陡然一手抓起桌上的牌落下,另外一手则抓向掉落下来的牌。 „!” Black spade a appears in reaching uncle's hand. “一张！”一张黑色的黑桃a出现在达叔的手中。 „Two!” Red hearts a appears in reaching uncle's hand. “两张！”一张红色的红桃a又出现在达叔的手中。 „Three!” “三张！” „Four!” “四张！” Reaches the uncle to count to end, in view picture playing cards then appears in his hands. 达叔数完,整幅扑克牌中的a便出现在他的手中。 „Saw clearly, this move is called the rumor!” Reaches an uncle face happily looks that is looking at the eye not to wink a flatter star to say with a smile. “看清楚了没有,这招就叫做空穴来风！”达叔一脸得意的看着正看得眼睛都不眨上一下的阿星笑道。 „After having the attitude, imposing manner and style, must be fastidious about the bearing! But spoke the demeanor, must speak the packing!” Reaches an uncle face introduction seldom to say. “有了姿式、气势、招式之后,就要讲究气度了！而讲风度,就要讲包装！”达叔一脸煞有其事的介绍道。 „Packing?” flatter star is puzzled. “包装？”阿星不解。 Reaches the uncle to enter in the room suddenly, puts out does not know a box when prepares, places the front of flatter star to open, inside does not know unexpectedly when he gives the clothes that flatter star buys, it seems like he wants to pack already very much long time ago to start to plan to flatter star. 达叔突然走进房中,拿出不知道什么时候准备的一个箱子,放在阿星的面前打开,里面竟是不知道什么时候他去给阿星买的衣服,看来他想对阿星包装早就很早就开始计划好了。 „Put on them!” Reaches the uncle to put out the one set of western-style clothes sur- tie to lose from the box to him said. “把它们穿了！”达叔从箱子里面拿出一整套西服外加领带丢给他道。 „!” flatter star already the reached uncle flickered somewhat has fainted, has selected, rapid taking off clothes, have worn that black western-style clothes. “哦！”阿星已经被达叔忽悠得有些晕了,点了下头,迅速的脱掉身上的衣服,将那套黑色的西服穿了起来。 „Well, good!” Felt comfort that clothes bring, flatter star happy [say / way]. “咦,挺不错的啊！”感觉身上衣服带来的舒适感,阿星高兴的道。 Reaches the uncle to take up a black windproof coat, a face results in the [say / way] of Chinese zither: „This, puts on it, this is......” 达叔又拿起一件黑色的风衣,一脸得瑟的道:“还有这件,穿上它,这件就是……” „The mark brother,( sent pony brother who brother played to be charmed countless people I to see on the television in the past)!” Looks to reach the black windproof coat in uncle hand, flatter star both eyes one is pointing at its happy [say / way] brightly. “mark哥喽,（发哥演的小马哥当年可是迷倒无数人）我在电视上见过的！”看着达叔手中的黑色的风衣,阿星双眼一亮指着它高兴的道。 „Mark your dead number of people!” Reaches the uncle discontentedly stared a flatter star, afterward points at the treasure that he is buying to fight the clothes saying: „Any to betting taste the person, has own style, this works night and day, All for the Winner that Yushu faces the wind fights the clothes!” “mark你个死人头！”达叔不满的瞪了一眼阿星,随后指着他买来的宝贝战衣道:“任何对赌有品味的人,都有自己的风格,这件就是披星戴月,玉树临风的赌圣战衣！” „Was right, starting today, you nickname on rivers and lakes are called All for the Winner.” Saying, was reaching the uncle to throw over the windproof coat on flatter star, loudly shouted to clear the way. “对了,从今天开始,你在江湖上的绰号就叫做赌圣。”说着,达叔一把将风衣披在阿星的身上,大喝道。 On flatter star face look one austere, the both eyes fine glow dodges, seems hesitating anything, [say / way] of muttering: „Has own style? All for the Winner?” 阿星脸上神色一肃,双眼精芒一闪,似乎在沉吟着什么,喃喃自语的道:“有自己的风格？赌圣？” After saying, flatter star has as if remembered anything, mystified to reaching the uncle asked: „, Which is the Saint „ Saint”? ” 说完之后,阿星仿佛又想起了什么,一脸迷惑的向达叔问道:“请问,圣是哪个“圣”啊？” „Venereal diseases that „ nature”( in Cantonese two pronunciations are similar!). ” Reaches the uncle not good spoke thoughtlessly to reply. “性病那个“性”（广东话中两个字音相似！）。”达叔无良的随口答道。 „Grass!” “草！” „Come, takes this black ultra, blocks from the eye, avoids being seen your look!” Reaches uncle one to take one can of gel, takes black sunglasses to give flatter star. “来,带上这个黑超,遮住眼睛,避免被人看到你的眼神！”达叔一手拿着一罐发胶,一手拿着一个黑色墨镜递给阿星。 When saw that flatter star takes the sunglasses, opens the gel, has buckled one pile in the hand: „, Come, scratches a gel in the head, this is aggressive enough!” 待看到阿星将墨镜带上,又将发胶打开,扣了一堆在手上:“还有,来,擦点发胶在头上,这样才够霸气！” Saying, puts out a hand, then must toward the head of flatter star delete the gel in hand. 说着,伸出手,便要将手中的发胶往阿星的头上擦去。 Smells the flavor that gel sends out, on flatter star face shows the idle wicked expression, looked that arrives at the uncle to the gel scratch his head unexpectedly, one grasps immediately issues uncle's hand, first one shrank called out: „This does not use.” 闻到那个发胶散发出来的味道,阿星脸上露出闲恶的表情,看到达叔竟要将发胶擦到他的头上,立马一把抓下达叔的手,头一缩叫道:“这个就不用了。” „Why doesn't use?” Reaches the uncle to look to flatter star, must extend the hand. “为什么不用？”达叔看向阿星,又要将手伸过去。 „Does not use really!” flatter star persists in saying. “真的不用！”阿星坚持道。 „How to be good?” Reaches the uncle also very much to insist. “怎么不行了？”达叔也很坚持。 „I wiped the gel repugnantly!” flatter star smells that such as the gel of dead fish taste, almost wants to spit. “我最讨厌抹发胶了！”阿星闻到那个如死鱼味的发胶,差点想吐。 Reaches the uncle actually to disregard, extends toward the head of flatter star his hand. 达叔却不管不顾,一个劲的将他的手往阿星的头上伸去。 flatter star looked that arrives at the uncle not to depend on flexure, a brow wrinkle did not say: „Do not compel me, Third Uncle......” 阿星看到达叔不依不挠,眉头一皱道:“别逼我啊,三叔……” „! - - -” “啊！－－－” Shouted wildly, reaches the uncle to manifest suddenly like the sudden epilepsy generally, the whole person lost control wiped to keep toward own head and face the gel crazily. 一声狂叫,达叔就像突然癫痫症发作了一般,整个人失控的将发胶往自己的头和脸狂抹不停。 „Well, brat?” Crossed some little time, the congenital out-of-control sickness that reaches the uncle stopped finally, but he actually forgot to make anything a moment ago, the consciousness also stayed was calling flatter star to wipe gel a moment ago the moment, has been startled, has turned around, still puts out a hand to say to flatter star: „Come, scratches a gel in the head.” “咦,臭小子呢？”过了好一会儿,达叔的先天性失控症终于停了下来,但他却忘了刚才自己做了什么,意识还停留在刚才叫阿星抹发胶的一刻,怔了一下,转过身,依然伸着手对阿星道:“来,擦点发胶在头上。” „Did beard scratch the gel, the armpit hair must also scratch?” flatter star points at intentionally is reaching uncle's face, some badly bad saying with a smile. “胡须都擦了发胶,腋毛要不要也擦一下？”阿星故意指着达叔的脸,有些坏坏的笑道。 „Said anything, the matter that after coming......” to reach the uncle already forgot to lose control a moment ago, does. “说什么呢,来……”达叔已经忘了刚才自己失控后做的事。 „Really!” A flatter star face earnest is pointing at his face. “真的！”阿星一脸认真的指着他的脸。 „Well? When does entire is?” Reaches the uncle to look down own front moistened completely the gel, put out a hand to wipe own face, surprised [say / way]. “咦？什么时候搞得整身都是？”达叔低头看着自己胸前沾满了发胶,又伸手抹了一下自己的脸,惊疑的道。 „Uncle, what I want to tell you, if my skill not aggressive, makes uselessly.” flatter star seizes the chance to say own idea. “阿叔,我想跟你说的是,如果我自己本事没霸气的话,怎么弄都没用的。”阿星趁机说出自己的想法。 „Therefore must scratch a gel in the head, this is aggressive enough.” Reaches the uncle still not to give up, must extend the hand to the head of flatter star. “所以才要擦点发胶在头上,这样才够霸气。”达叔依然不放弃,又要将手伸到阿星的头上。 „Quite smelly, does not want!” flatter star the face was saying painstakingly. “好臭,不要啊！”阿星苦着脸道。 „Smelly anything, the uncle all wipes the whole piece face is, does not smell the stink!” Reaches the uncle to put out a hand, [say / way] „comes, you smell to look!” “臭什么,阿叔抹得整张脸全是,也闻不到臭味啊！”达叔伸出手,道“来,你闻闻看！” „Together?!” flatter star knits the brows to look to reach the uncle, when reaches the uncle to nod, two people collect the nose to reaching the gel in uncle hand, deeply inspires...... “一起？！”阿星皱着眉看着达叔,待达叔点头,两个人一齐将鼻子凑向达叔手中的发胶,深吸一口气…… „gua quack......” “呱呱呱……” Suddenly, two person bodies shake, was similar to the duck called several, ran toward the bathroom. 陡然,两个人身子一抖,如同鸭子般叫了几声,朝着卫生间跑去。 ............ ………… Passed for quite a while, after reaching uncle to wash twenty finally gel washed to be clean, reaches the uncle also flatter star to call the living room to come, puts out a videotape to admit in the videocorder, arrived at the side of flatter star to sit down, looks that flatter star of lax sitting on chair said: „Packing had, posture actually also insufficient, this uncle could not teach you, you looked at the shadow band!” 过了半天,等达叔洗了二十几遍终于将身上的发胶洗干净后,达叔又将阿星叫到客厅过来,拿出一个录影带放进录像机内,走到阿星的身旁坐下,看着松垮垮的坐在椅子上的阿星道:“包装有了,姿势却还不够,这个阿叔教不了你,你自己看影带！” At this time, the movie on videocorder started, a big aggressive form walked, flatter star looks at the above person's shadow, happy clapping the hands and shouting praise said: „God of Gamblers! The God of Gamblers has, he is really my idol, I think that my this whole life cannot achieve his boundary!” 这个时候,录像机上的电影开始了,一个高大霸气的身影走了出来,阿星看着上面的人影,高兴的拍手叫好道:“赌神啊！赌神真有型,他真是我的偶像,我想我这辈子都达不到他那个境界！” „Therefore wants you to study!” Reaches the uncle watches the movie, while teaches to say. “所以才要你学咯！”达叔一边看着电影,一边训道。 At this time, the God of Gamblers in movie admired the scenery, while entering slowly bet the hall, flatter star puzzled asking reached the uncle: „Why will he walk such slowly?” 这个时候,电影中的赌神一边欣赏风景,一边慢慢的走进赌厅,阿星不解的问达叔:“为什么他会走得这么慢呢？” „Aggressive!” Reaches the uncle not to know that speaking thoughtlessly answered. “霸气！”达叔也不知道,随口解释道。 „!” Listens to arrive at uncle's words, flatter star, if has obtained nod, continues to watch the movie, suddenly points in the movie the God of Gamblers behind is standing several humanity: „God of Gamblers behind is leading several people, good power and prestige!” “哦！”听到达叔的话,阿星若有所得的点了点头,继续看着电影,突然指着电影中赌神身后站着的几个人道:“赌神身后带着几个人,好威风啊！” „Brat, you think that the God of Gamblers is black, says Big Brother, these are the manager and bodyguard of God of Gamblers!” Reached the uncle to stare his one eyes, suddenly said: „Relax, when the time comes, the uncle is your manager.” “臭小子,你以为赌神是黑、道大哥啊,那些是赌神的经纪人和保镖！”达叔瞪了他一眼,突然道:“放心,到时候,阿叔做你的经纪人。” „Bodyguard?” flatter star turns the head to ask. “那保镖呢？”阿星转头问道。 „Bodyguard?” Reaches the uncle to think that suddenly in the brain presents a person's shadow, turns the head to say to flatter star: „You thought that Ye Xuan is what kind of?” “保镖？”达叔想了想,突然脑中出现一个人影,转头对阿星道:“你觉得叶玄怎么样？”