„Does not want”
“不要啊”„......”
“……”„Wait, won't youspankmytoday?”
“等等,你今天不会打我屁股吧?”„......”
“……”„Wantsmeto work, youpledged the words that todayImake mistakes, will not spankmy.”
“要我干活可以,你发誓今天我犯错的话,不会打我屁股。”„......”
“……”
The aboveisDukealmostevery daywith the program that the hoofmeetscanhavesurely.
以上就是杜克几乎每日跟蹄子碰面必定会发生的戏码。
A hoof, the bright future, will become the hoof of archbishopwelltheoretically, after Why!will spank, turns intofemalenerveAAAA that has being killedparanoea!
好好一个蹄子,前途光明,理论上会成为大主教的蹄子,为毛会打了一次屁股之后,变成一个拥有被害妄想症的女神经啊啊啊啊!
Does thisdark reddish purple, know that will makemanyhave the player of delusionto despairtoyouin the past!
这酱紫,知不知道会让当年多少对你有妄想的玩家为之绝望啊!Dukeis covering the headpainfully, fullheadare the heavy line.杜克痛苦地捂着头,满头都是黑线。„, Mark, are youuncomfortabletoday?” The hoofcollects the careto askDuketime, is still covering the buttocksespecially.
“呃,马克,你今天不舒服么?”蹄子凑过来关心问杜克的时候,依然特么捂着屁股。what the hell is that?这算什么鬼?You are the good intention, air/Qime?
你这是好心,还是气我?
Is the good intentionair/Qime?
还是好心地过来气我?Dukechoked to death the heart of Yrelto have.杜克掐死伊瑞尔的心都有了。Dukecould not bear, decided that lays cards on the tablewith the hoof: „MyMark Drukupledgedin the name ofmagicnetdemigodDuke Marcus, so long asyoudo not make trouble, does not dosomepetty actionsto equipto ruin the newcomers of allianceintentionally. Iamwill not punishabsolutelyyour. Otherwisemakesmagicnetdemigodgive the Mark Drukumost frigiddestruction.”杜克受不了了,决定跟蹄子摊牌:“我马克*杜库以魔网半神杜克*马库斯的名义发誓,只要你不捣蛋,不故意搞些小动作把联盟的新锐装备毁掉。我是绝对不会惩罚你的。否则就让魔网半神予以马克*杜库最惨烈的毁灭。”
!
哇!
The audienceare shocked the bird!
全场都震惊鸟!BecauseDukespokethissayingincommand headquarters, when spokethissaying, twokingsaddVashjthisleader, the bigfeudal lords who in additiononepileis having the Generaltitleheard.
因为杜克可是在指挥所里说这话,说这话时,两个国王加瓦斯琪这个首领,外加一堆顶着将军头衔的大领主都听到了。Dukeis manipulatingMarkthisexquisitepuppetperson, this is qualified forparticipating in the fellow in alliancehighestleaderconferenceto know.杜克操纵着马克这个精巧的傀儡人,这是有资格参加联盟最高首领会议上的家伙才知道的。BrannandKurdranflip the supercilious look, thoroughwas speechless. Good, thisgoodsareDuke, godhis motherreneges on a promisewill have itselfto punishoneselfmatter.布莱恩和库德兰翻了翻白眼,彻底无语了。好吧,这货自己就是杜克,神他妈反悔才会有自己惩罚自己的事。But others do not know!
但其他人不知道哇!Onecrowd of Generalsigh with emotionthisto hang the fellow who commands the special envoytitlepledgedheavily.
一群将军都感慨这个挂着统帅特使头衔的家伙发誓够重。Yrelnature'sfirstbeing swindled.伊瑞尔自然第一个上当。„Really!?”
“真的!?”
The hoofis not flusteredat the scene, the buttocksare not painful, the leg and footwas also agile, collects.
蹄子当场心不慌,屁股不痛,腿脚也灵便了,屁颠屁颠地凑过来。„Really, ifMark Drukudeceivesyou, heis not a person!”CamouflagesMarkthis Duto make the having no immediate concern to oneselfserious oath.
“真的,如果马克*杜库骗你,他就不是人!”伪装成马克的杜某人发着事不关己的毒誓。Does not know that the will of the peopledangeroushoofletter/believed! Shemoved the tearsquicklyto flow. As soon asshegrasps the hand of Mark, excitedly: „Good, Iwrongly accusedyou! TeacherVelensaid,myHoly Lighttheoryisstrongest, butIneed to make the mindsublimateinformed and experienced, makingmyHoly Lightpurer. Mark, you, sinceishereeldest child, thatgivesmeto select the duty. All daylooks atthesedwarffortifications, Iwas quickam bored insane.”
不知人心险恶的蹄子信了!她感动得眼泪都快流出来了。她一把握住马克的手,激动地:“好吧,我错怪你了!维伦导师说,我的圣光理论已经是最强的,但我需要历练才能让心灵升华,使我的圣光更加纯粹。马克,你既然是这里的老大,那就给我点任务吧。整天看着那些矮人筑城,我都快无聊疯了。”Dukewas with smile on the face, judges: „Yrel, youcommand troopsto attackwesthereIllidarisentry post. Uses your to defend the officerteam, in addition【High groundwarriorgroup】Waits forsevenorganizations, equals2000people.”杜克面带微笑,宣判了:“伊瑞尔,你率兵去攻打这里西面的伊利达雷岗哨吧。就用你们那支守备官队伍,外加【高地勇士团】等七个组织,合计2000人。”„!?”Hoofat the same timedumbfounded.
“啊!?”蹄子一面懵逼。„What?”SeveralGeneraljumped, especiallytakesdwarfbigfeudal lordespeciallyRehgar of responsibledefenseasreally: „Wait! Special envoy, Iopposed! Even if the high groundwarriorrollsis not the directly underorganization of alliance, we have no reasonto let a Karaborapprentice who does not have the alliancemilitary rankdirects2000people of allied armies.”
“什么?”好几个将军跳了起来,尤其以主管一线防务的矮人大领主尤雷加尔为甚:“等等!特使,我反对!哪怕高地勇士团不是联盟的直辖组织,我们也没理由让一个没有联盟军衔的卡拉波学徒来指挥一支2000人的盟军。”However, Duke‚Ihave actually seen throughall’, oldgodinappearance.
然而,杜克却一副‘我已经看穿一切’,老神在在的模样。Naturally, althoughlaterestimatedcannothaveanything‚the king of Draenor’program, but the goldwill always shine. Passing throughis so longtoWorld of Azeroth, Dukeis basically assured, the fellow who thesehistoricallyblossomed in radiant splendor, againbadlywhere the self-qualitywill not misstogoes.
当然啦,虽然以后估计不会有什么‘德拉诺之王’的戏码,但金子总是会发光的。穿越到艾泽拉斯世界这么久,杜克基本上笃定,那些原本历史上大放异彩的家伙,自身素质再差也不会差到哪里去。
The issueis, without the historyingave the tempering of hoof, Dukehas really not dared saying that whethershewill growintoarchbishopthataltitude.
问题是,没有了原本历史中给予蹄子的磨炼,杜克还真不敢说她是否会成长为大主教那个高度。OnetimewasVelengave the hoofto spoil by trying is too helpfulin any case, Dukedid not mind that healsocameonetime.
反正原来是维伦给了蹄子一次拔苗助长,杜克不介意他也来一次。Dukedoes not havebirdespeciallyRehgar, insteadlookstohiseldest child: „Kurdran Wildhammer does your majesty, youopposemydecision?”杜克没有鸟尤雷加尔,反而望向他老大:“库德兰*蛮锤陛下,你反对我的决定么?”Opposition? Opposes! Opposed that thisnamedMarkpersonoccasionally, isopposed that hidesplaysDuke of person of occasionallygameinKarazhan of the world otherside.
反对?反对个屁啊!反对这个名为马克的人偶,就是反对躲在世界彼方的卡拉赞里面玩人偶游戏的杜克。Kurdranateto supportsowill be silly.库德兰吃撑了才会这么傻。Do not look that the dwarftemper is quite straightforward, canbe the king, wheresomeso manybrainsare remnant?
别看矮人性子都比较率直,能当国王的,哪里有那么多脑残?Kurdranpats the back of oneselfbigfeudal lord: „Youdid not complain that all daymountainthat sideIllidandoes cross the mountainto askyouto troublehand/subordinatefrequently? Thisis not just right. The Draeneipersoncannot helpon the defense linein any case.”库德兰一拍自家大领主的后背:“你不是整天抱怨山那边的伊利丹手下经常翻山过来找你麻烦么?这不正好么。反正德莱尼人在防线上也帮不上忙。”Rehgarwas being chokedespeciallyappearance.
尤雷加尔一副被噎着的样子。Oneoldsaidmostly,whathe can also say?
自家老大都这么说,他还能说什么?
The Wildhammerdwarfis famousby the Griffin(s)air force, in facttheyare many armies. As the pal of Bronzebearddwarf, theirstepartillerycoordinationalsoplaysverysmoothly.蛮锤矮人以狮鹫空军闻名天下,实际上他们还是有很多陆军的。作为铜须矮人的铁哥们,他们的步炮协同也玩得很顺溜。Every so often the Wildhammerdwarfinfantry is almost the followingshellpoint of descentgoes toCharge, oncediscovered that hasDemon is too crowded, theycanpausedirectly, behind allfall face down, wait for the cannoneer who playedslowenterfireto move the firing data, rumblesagainoneround, thento/clashes.
很多时候蛮锤矮人步兵几乎是跟着炮弹落点去冲锋,一旦发现有恶魔太密集,他们又可以直接停步,全体趴下,等后面原本玩徐进炮火的炮手把射击诸元调回来,再轰一轮,然后再冲。
The Draeneiperson who is not familiar withthistactical ruleshas a mindto be incapable , can only stare on helplesslyinbehind.
不熟悉这种战法的德莱尼人真是有心无力,只能在后面干瞪眼。MakestheseDraeneipeopleputrefywithit, lets outto put down the surroundingenemyfootholdto comewould ratheractual.
与其让这些德莱尼人发霉,倒不如放出去扫平周围的敌方据点来得更实际。Rehgar was also especially discouraged: „Good, since the special envoyandmykingsaidlike this.”
尤雷加尔也泄气了:“好吧,既然特使和吾王都这样说了。”At this time, the hoofresponded,shouldto protest.
这时候,蹄子才反应过来,应该要抗议。Whoknows,shejust‚oh’, discoveredDukespecialhas wanted the official sealfromKurdranthere, „”onecoversto the military order.
谁知道,她刚‘唉’了一声,就发现杜克特么已经从库德兰那里要过公章,“啪”一下盖到军令上。„Wait! Wait wait/Etc. etc.! Ihave not complied with......”hoofcomplexionto be white.
“等等!等等等等!我还没答应……”蹄子脸色都白了。„Excuse me, thisis the military order! Do youcomply to complete, otherwise the military lawserves.”Dukeis righteous, at the same timesaidnaturally.
“拜托,这是军令啊!你答应不答应都必须完成的,否则军法伺候。”杜克理直气壮,一面理所当然地说道。
The hoofalsowantsto sayanythingtime, suddenlyheld onbyhercompatriot.
蹄子还想说什么的时候,突然被她的同胞拉住了。DefendingofficerMaraadiswillfirmwarrior. Hehelped the Draeneipersonavoid the Burning LegionDemonarmyin the innumerableworldtime and time again. Heis the model in Draeneiperson. The thundermethod of hisunequalledfighttechniqueandjustice, makingitby the compatriotrespectable.
守备官玛尔拉德是一名心志坚定的战士。他在无数个世界中帮助德莱尼人一次又一次地避开了燃烧军团的恶魔大军。他是德莱尼人之中的楷模。他无与伦比的战斗技艺与维护正义的雷霆手段,令其备受同胞尊敬。Thisexperienceddefenseofficer, after the Shattrath Citysecurity, was sentbyVelen, aswar that the representative of Draeneipersonsupports the front.
这位身经百战的守备官,在沙塔斯城安全之后,被维伦派来,作为德莱尼人的代表支援前线的战事。Maraadopens the mouth: „Yrel, wewere the carrying/sustaining the hope of compatriot, arrived at the resistanceevilforefront. If the sentry post of ourenemyis unable to destroy, added that whatstorms into the darktemple, restoresitis the Karabortemple, reappeared the pasthonor?”玛尔拉德开口了:“伊瑞尔,我们是承载了同胞的希望,来到对抗邪恶的最前线。如果我们连敌人的一个岗哨都无法摧毁,还说什么攻入黑暗神殿,将其恢复为卡拉波神庙,重现往日的荣光?”Hiswords, are the completepolitical correctness!
他的话,就是完全的政治正确啊!
A leeway of hoofrebuttaldoes not have.
蹄子一点反驳的余地都没。Abovesellsher, the compatriotalsosellsher, what can shealsosay?
上头卖她,同胞也卖她,她还能说什么?Thereupon, the hoofpreparedto go to battlewith tears.
于是乎,蹄子含泪准备出征了。Prior to departure, shelooked atDukeonesolemnly and stirringly, thatjuicybigeyewas clearly saying that youreallydon't deliver the vegetable/dishme?
临行前,她悲壮地看了杜克一眼,那双水灵的大眼睛分明在说你真的不是把我去送菜?Dukeat the same timesmileis not, Ifavoryou, hoof! 4619
杜某克一面微笑不是,我看好你哦,蹄子!4619
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