ohno ohno Black history! 黑历史啊！ Compels certainly is the black history! 绝逼是黑历史啊！ Thinks returns for 10,000 years ago does the matter, should no tail be right. 原以为回到一万年前搞事,应该没什么手尾才对。 Who knows that Tyrande is willing for his alone ten thousand years, but he accepted and delivered one along with the bowel movement interest in the past casually 【Ultimate distortion technique】 Is the young maidservant unexpectedly Vashj? 谁知道泰兰德愿意为他孤寂万年,而他当年随便收下、又随便恶趣味地送了一份【终极变形术】的小侍女竟然是瓦斯琪呢？ 10,000 years ago, that is a world that may be called the entertainment wilderness! 一万年前,那可是一个堪称娱乐荒漠的世界啊！ Saw various novel variety shows, being all right to watch the movie, even can on the B stand ask the UP lord to look at the spoof video...... 见惯了各种新奇综艺节目,没事可以看电影,甚至可以上b站找up主看恶搞视频…… Adapted to Du ke of this life, just arrived at Azeroth is various types does not adapt. However at that time was playing is in itself lead «Road of Seeking livehood», without the time goes to the manages. 适应了这种生活的杜某克,刚来到艾泽拉斯是各种不适应。不过那时候在玩自己就是主角的《求生之路》,没工夫去管。 Without compelled with great difficulty painstakingly, Duke toward the Azeroth output smuggled goods, for example the mechanical marble game, the werewolf who does for the occasion kills what a lot. 好不容易没那么苦逼了,杜克没少往艾泽拉斯输出私货,比如机械弹珠游戏啊,非常应景的狼人杀啊神马的。 But returned to the antiquity, but also penetrated the enemy ranks, where had the time to do these. 但回到上古,还深入敌阵,哪里有工夫去搞这些。 At that time day in day out was monitored by Eredar twins, pressed strength mountain to be big at heart, moreover dull was not long, where had the thoughts to output the entertainment? 那时候一天到晚被艾瑞达双子监视,心里压力山大,而且也呆不长,哪里有心思输出娱乐? China in the ancient times why flourishing population? Also has money to light a lamp, can only. 天朝古代为什么人丁兴旺?还不是没钱点灯,只能啪啪啪咯。 In the Azshara city, is the similar condition. At that time to prove own tendency Legion, stopped at no evil, oneself used on skills Tyrande. 在艾萨拉城,也是差不多的状况。那时候为了证明自己心向军团,无恶不作,自己可是把十八般武艺都用到泰兰德身上啊。 What 48, the what carapace god technique, High Priest is not miserable...... , if not relax, in addition oneself raised the true status saying that „actually I was a good person!” Perhaps will really do the program that what saintess degenerates and so on. 什么48手,神马龟甲神术,大祭司无惨……如果不是悠着点,外加自己掀出真正身份说“其实我是个好人！”说不定真会搞出什么圣女堕落之类的戏码。 Ok, the key point of matter is, oneself stir up trouble seemingly has not been hiding the truth from Vashj. 好了,事情的重点是,自己兴风作浪的时候貌似没瞒着瓦斯琪。 At that time what thought: Do not monitor? I make you monitor all the way...... 当时想的是:你不是要监视吗？我让你监视个够…… If really never will meet that good, the ghost knows for ten thousand years later will be stained by her. 如果真的永不相见那还好,鬼知道万年后又会被她沾上。 The past was too remote, Duke forgot, now recalls, Vashj knew the stained witness of his black history and bad hobby thoroughly! 年代太久远,杜克自己都忘了,现在回想起来,瓦斯琪才是彻底知道他黑历史与不良爱好的污点证人啊！ Tyrande is High Priest , so long as after he trains, does not embarrass her in the presence of everyone, she keeps one's mouth shut absolutely. 泰兰德是大祭司,被他调教后只要不当众让她难堪,她绝对守口如瓶。 But Vashj this goods may have no scruples! 但瓦斯琪这货可没什么顾忌啊啊啊！ Hypocrite Du ke was startled! 伪君子杜某克惊了！ „! My brilliance great image! My heroic Aura! Complete bird” Duke is shouting wildly in the heart: „It is not good, wants the Vashj seal.” “啊！我的光辉伟大形象！我的英雄光环！全完鸟”杜克在心中狂叫着:“不行,一定要把瓦斯琪封口。” This thought just lived, system spirit complained suddenly: „Cheap person is artificial, haven't you used the Duke divine sword others seal?” 这念头刚生起,冷不防系统精灵久违地吐槽了:“贱人就是矫情,你不是已经用杜克神剑把人家封口了吗？” Well well? 咦咦咦? Yes! 是哦！ Am I thinking what? 我在想神马呢？ The coquettish look such as silk Vashj stood still, her delightful voice like the meatball of kitty in flexure flexure: „Dear master, ten thousand years ago I missed. This I have not dropped time, offers my soul...... this to be really correct thoroughly.” 媚眼如丝的瓦斯琪停歇了一下,她甜美的声线如同猫咪的肉球在挠挠:“亲爱的主人,万年前我错过了。这一次我没有放手,彻底奉上我的灵魂……这果然是正确的。” „......” “呃……” „I am your young maidservant Selesia, before was, the present is, later forever was. So long as you do not abandon me, I will exhaust all my, forever and ever will serve your.” At this point, Vashj, on the face is completely the frantic worship of martyr: „Relax, I will safeguard the secret of master absolutely, master all your fantasies, can use on me!” “我是你的小侍女赛蕾嘉,以前是,现在是,以后永远都是。只要你不抛弃我,我会用尽我的一切,永生永世侍奉你的。”说到这里,瓦斯琪顿了一下,脸上尽是殉道者似的狂热崇拜:“放心哦,我绝对会保住主人的秘密的,主人你所有的幻想,都可以用在我身上哦！” Wait! 等等！ Du ke puts on a serious face, at the same time awe-inspiring appearance: „No! Actually you misread me. That time I, am shouldering the heavy responsibility of saving the world not by the Burning Legion destruction. Therefore is indulging itself, the camouflage is evil. I am not such that you think.” 杜某克板起脸,一面正气凛然的样子:“不！其实你看错我了。那时候的我,肩负着拯救世界不被燃烧军团毁灭的重任。所以在放纵自己,伪装邪恶。我不是你想的那样子。” „Yes? The present master, does not have the persuasive power very much.” Vashj is provoking with the night elf unique slender finger. “是么？现在的主人,很没有说服力哦。”瓦斯琪用暗夜精灵特有的修长手指撩拨着。 „No! You made a mistake!” Duke is categorical. “不！你搞错了！”杜克斩钉截铁。 „Really?” “真的？” „Really!” Du ke is strong! “真的！”杜某克坚挺不屈！ „Good, please meet an ultimate deep meaning of my naga clan 【Waterspout】!” “好吧,请接我娜迦一族的终极奥义【龙吸水】！” „Wū wū” “呜呜” „Can this endure? Very good, meets my one move again 【Six tornado】!” The shallot white hands of fast maneuver, making the night elf shape Vashj seem like really have six hands of naga to be common. “这都挺得住？很好,再接我一招【六手龙卷风】！”快速回旋的青葱玉手,让暗夜精灵形态的瓦斯琪看上去真有娜迦的六只手一般。 „This...... this...... this......” “这……这……这……” Du ke, always has such several days of Integrity to fall every month specially fiercely. 杜某克嘛,每个月总有那么几天节操掉得特别厉害。 Except that specially non- gentleman time, he is a gentleman. 除了特别不君子的时候,他都是一个君子。 Was just seized the flaw by the opposite party, then had the means on the wood. 只是刚好被对方逮住破绽,那就木有办法了。 Integrity all lower limits, that is artificial. After the artificial establishment was caused to break down by oneself, that is only left over to fight intent. 节操之所有下限,那是人为的。当人为的设置被自己搞坏之后,那就只剩下战意。 At this moment, in the Duke heart, is only left over that incomparably famous incantation...... the magic edition correction. 此时此刻,在杜克心中,只剩下那个无比出名的咒文……魔改版。 „I am the sword bone.” “我是剑骨头。” „A blood blood another blood!” “一血一血又一血！” „After innumerable battlefields, but undefeated.” “历经无数战场而不败。” „Has not been repulsed one time, had not been understood.” “未曾一次败退,也未曾被人理解。” „Often is situated in the summit of harem, is drunk during the victory.” “常立于后宫之巅,自醉于胜利之中。” „Therefore, Integrity has been not meaningful.” “因此,节操已无任何意义。” „My its, being doomed is a blood lives” “吾其身,注定为一血而生” Oh! Does not reach an agreement, will Elune the Vashj guidance be demigod of Azeroth just side? 唉！不是说好,艾露恩会把瓦斯琪引导为艾泽拉斯正义一方的半神吗？ How this fellow so magic nature? 怎么这家伙如此魔性？ Just handed over a blood obviously, actually such wave? 明明刚刚才交出一血,却如此之浪？ Does naga swim to depend entirely on the wave? 难道娜迦游泳全靠浪么？ In any case, Duke almost did not blow this seductress/evil spirit! 反正,杜克是差点镇不住这妖精了！ Here, Duke teaches Vashj that seductress/evil spirit with the divine sword, actually does not know that has almost an accident in the poisonous snake temple. 这边,杜克用神剑教训瓦斯琪那妖精,却不知道在毒蛇神殿差点出事。 „What are we now? The slave of human? Perhaps we defeated, but our main force also. Why dignified position? what the hell is that? Moreover I heard, because we once destroyed Kul Tiras, the alliance commands Marcus to for Jaina Proudmoore criticize us!” “我们现在算是什么？人类的奴隶吗？或许我们是战败了,但我们主力还在。为什么连个体面的地位都没有？这算什么鬼？而且我听说,因为我们曾经毁灭了库尔提拉斯,联盟统帅马库斯要为吉安娜*普罗德摩尔清算我们！” The news that the following person passes on, making the Fathom-Lord Karathress secret heart also be startled. 下面的人传上来的消息,让深水领主卡拉瑟拉斯也暗暗心惊。 Now naga almost hands over all, even the Coilfang reservoir is the alliance sends people to control specially. Most naga were sent Terokkar Forest, cultivates the canal as well as exterminates various river system branches the wild monster. 现在娜迦几乎把一切都交出去了,连盘牙水库都是联盟专门派人在控制。大部分娜迦被打发去泰罗卡森林,修水道以及清剿各水系支流的野生怪物。 If the alliance wants to dismantle the bridge after crossing, that was really easy. 如果联盟想过河拆桥,那真是再容易不过了。 The entire naga clan 100,000 people, the in addition servant joins the army, waited for day in uneasy. 整个娜迦族十万人,外加仆从军,在忐忑不安中足足等了一天。 After their queens leave third day the morning, Vashj returned finally. 当他们的女王离开之后的第三天早上,瓦斯琪终于回归了。 Sees the Vashj new look, each leader was shocked. 看到瓦斯琪的新面貌,每一个首领都惊呆了。 „Your majesty, you......” Karathress does not know completely should say what good. “陛下,你……”卡拉瑟拉斯完全不知该说什么好。 Presents in the face of a naga clan, is out-and-out night elf. If not that monster that has the recognition flatters the elegantly beautiful face has not changed, who thinks that changed individual. 呈现在娜迦一族面前的,是一个不折不扣的暗夜精灵。如果不是那张极具辨识度的妖媚冷艳面庞没有变,谁都以为是不是换了个人。 The fair flesh, slightly slender both hands both feet, the red hair hangs the waist, if no that symbolic long ear and eyebrow, even thinks that this is a human rather than night elf. 白皙的肌肤,略修长的双手双脚,红发垂腰,如果不是还有那标志性的长耳朵和眉毛,甚至会以为这是个人类而不是一个暗夜精灵。 Not is only the appearance, even the aura changes. 不光是外貌,连气息都大变。 If before were the palatial mountain, present Vashj is the entire land, vast boundlessly and incomparably sank to congeal. 如果之前是巍峨的大山,现在的瓦斯琪就是整个大地,浩瀚无边且无比沉凝。 Vashj flings the hair: „Told everyone a good news, I became Azeroth star demigod, sealed Lordamere Lake the goddess of lake.” 8) 瓦斯琪一甩头发:“告诉大家一个好消息,我成为艾泽拉斯星球的半神了,就封洛丹米尔湖的湖之女神。”八)