At this moment! 这一刻！ Duke Film Emperor takes possession! 杜克影帝附身！ At this moment! 这一刻！ star masters and Duke in! 星爷与杜克同在！ Although does not calculate thorough lying, but Duke decides to carry out this nuclear bomb rank the lines, changes its magic: 尽管不算彻底的撒谎,但杜克还是决定搬出这段核弹级别的台词,将其魔改: „Once destiny goddess one strange, but the sincere sentiment places in front of me, I do not have the means to treasure! In the 10,000 years in the time river passing, each I passed in the regret day and night, the society most painful matter is this.?? Opportunity that since the heaven can me have a reunion 10,000 years later one time, even if I will die in that female hand, I must say one: Sorry, but I love you.” “曾经命运女神把一段离奇但真挚的感情放在我面前,我没办法珍惜！在时间长河里度过的一万年里,每一个日夜我都在后悔中度过,人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。??既然上天能够在一万年后再给我一次重逢的机会,即便我会死在那个女子手中,我都要说一句:对不起,但我爱你。” „The fellow of scoundrel, your, but how also makes me hate!?” The tear gland of Tyrande lacked the dike directly, because on the female under the male the relations of this angle, the twisted thread same tears washed the face to Duke directly. “混账的家伙,你这样,还让我怎么恨得下去！？”泰兰德的泪腺直接缺堤了,因为女上男下这个角度的关系,珠线一样的泪水直接给杜克洗脸。 Duke has the forced smile, was trying to find out the Tyrande profile, the gentle voice comforts: „Was all right, didn't I come back?” 杜克带着苦笑,摸索着泰兰德的侧脸,柔声安慰:“没事了,我不是回来了吗？” „Wū wū! Quite affected. I did not hate you.” “呜呜呜！好感动。我也不恨你了。” Listens weeping sound that the next door is hearing, Duke is a little embarrassed. 听着隔壁传来的哭声,杜克有点囧。 Your who? How do you also cry together? 你丫的谁啊？怎么你也一起哭？ Tyrande was also mad smiled, turns head: „Shandris! Here your matter, I have not then tidied up you to imprison the Duke mistake again arbitrarily.” 泰兰德也被气得笑了,扭头:“珊蒂斯！这里没你的事,回头我再收拾你擅自囚禁杜克的过错。” Duke...... dumbfounded. 杜克……目瞪口呆。 „Sorry, Duke, she is Shandris, I in adopted daughter of wartime of adoption antiquity. Oh! Flings cannot throw off, oh, I should not tolerate this little miss.” “抱歉,杜克,她是珊蒂斯,我在上古之战时收养的养女。唉！甩都甩不掉,唉,我不该这么纵容这小姑娘的。” „Excuse me! I over 10,000 years old am!” Shandris looks fierce! “拜托！我一万多岁了！”珊蒂斯龇牙咧嘴！ Duke wants to hold the volume. 杜克很想扶额。 He knows certainly that who Shandris Feathermoon is? 他当然知道珊蒂斯*羽月是谁？ After the big cataclysm edition of game, Feathermoon stronghold turned on 6 ground, then an egg sore hunter its kite to Orgrimmar. To look that a Horde old bull wheel falls the good play that the alliance gets, a result round of person inadequately instead by day. 在游戏的大灾变版本之后,羽月要塞变成了在六地上,然后一个蛋疼的猎人将其风筝到奥格瑞玛。本想看一出部落老大轮掉联盟领的好戏,结果轮人不成反被日。 The brain remnant roar and Gamon lost to her in duel. 脑残吼和加摩尔在单挑里都输给了她。 Most abnormal was she transited the discipling from Tyrande 【Starfall】, A move 【Praying of word moonlight goddess】, Often is the entire screen fires the map artillery. 最变态是她师承了泰兰德的【群星坠落】,还有一招【月光女神之祷言】,动不动就是全屏幕开地图炮。 Absolutely is in the alliance lead(er) the fierce role! 绝对是联盟领中嗷嗷猛的角色！ Then, this goods are an unrequited love, one only 10,000 years. 然后,这货还是个单相思,一单就单了一万年。 Un, what unrequited loved is the Maiev Shadowsong younger brother, later allied armies' leader Jarod Shadowsong in fact. 嗯,暗恋的是玛维*影歌的弟弟,后期联军实质上的领导人加洛德*影歌。 Good, since Tyrande selects the Shandris name, Duke understood on the whole. Here has in the sea of night elf housing the great island Teldrassil bubbling spring lakeside. 好吧,既然泰兰德点出珊蒂斯的名字,杜克大体上明白了。这里是只有暗夜精灵居住的海中巨岛泰达希尔的涌泉湖边。 Does not know Why!, he passes through fell here, finally deeply was hated him to abandon Tyrande Shandris first presently. If not Tyrande catches up, it is estimated that will perform a dog blood program. 不知为毛,他穿越回来的时候掉到了这里,结果被深深痛恨他抛弃泰兰德的珊蒂斯先现。如果不是泰兰德赶来,估计就会上演一出狗血戏码。 Now...... calculates for the time being pass through. 现在……姑且算过关吧。 The house was smashed with Starfall by Tyrande, makes such big noise, could not hide the truth from nearby person, after Tyrande hits Shandris cleaned up outside aftermath, Duke finally with Tyrande goes to a Tyrande boudoir that subordinated the Elune sisters meeting, chats well. 房子被泰兰德用星辰坠落砸了,闹出这么大动静,瞒不了附近的人,泰兰德打珊蒂斯去收拾外面的残局之后,杜克总算跟泰兰德去到一个隶属艾露恩姐妹会的泰兰德闺房里,好好聊聊。 Duke knows eagerly, in him not in these days lived anything. 杜克急于知道,在他不在的这段时间里到底生了什么。 Duke when first passes through the gate, looked on dumbfounded, scolded one at the scene: „I force to scratch!” 当先进门的杜克,一看就懵逼了,当场就骂了一句:“我勒个擦！” Resentment! 怨气！ The resentment of soaring to the heavens! 冲天的怨气！ Tens of thousands of bananas, just like the cured foods of air-drying, was hanging on four sides wall unrequitedly. These as if have become the specimen, fell did all moisture contents, actually still maintained the fresh and tender yellow banana to do marvelously, is arranging from the ground to ceiling entire simultaneously on four meters high wall. 成千上万的香蕉,犹如风干的腊味,死不瞑目地被悬挂在四面墙上。这些仿佛已经成了标本,掉干了所有水分,却依然奇迹般保持着鲜嫩黄色的香蕉干,在四米多高的墙壁上从地面到天花板整整齐齐排列着。 „I remember my also a little urgent matter suddenly!” Duke turns around walks. “我突然想起我还有点急事！”杜克掉头就走。 Very regrettable, late! 很遗憾,晚了！ On the Tyrande face is still maintaining the High Priest unique holy smile, however her movement is unholy! 泰兰德脸上依然保持着大祭司特有的圣洁微笑,然而她的动作却一点都不圣洁啊！ Big Sister, to the running transcription not escape to equip dead now, do you take off/escape the equipment to do? 大姐,现在不是为了更快跑副本而脱装备去死,你脱装备干什么？ The startled chestnut/trembling Gui startled chestnut, Duke pair of shifty eyes actually cannot move. 惊栗归惊栗,杜克一对贼眼却是挪不开了。 „Hehe! In the past told me real name not agrees, finally wanted me 10,000 years later, was caught up with the gate you to go to the war of antiquity by your being intimate, I know that Du Kang was Duke...... please ask, dear Mr. Du Kang, what urgent matter did have to talk about old days compared with us also importantly?” “呵呵！当年连真名都不肯告诉我,结果要我在一万年后,被你的相好追上门来说你去了上古之战,我才知道杜康就是杜克……请问,亲爱的杜康先生,有什么急事比我们叙旧还重要呢？” „Has! World of Azeroth also waits for me to save!” Duke raised throws out the chest, says that righteousness expression! “有！艾泽拉斯世界还等着我去拯救！”杜克昂挺胸,说得那个义正言辞啊！ „? Did not look, in you protected in a Azeroth 10,000 years of share, you thought that I can stupidly wait for your 10,000 years?” “哦？不是看在你保护了艾泽拉斯一万年的份上,你觉得我会眼傻傻地足足等你一万年？” Duke bared grinning, will shrink subconsciously in the future, shrinks is shrinking is throwing down: „Tyrande! I...... we have the person of position, do not raise a rumpus, has the words saying that talks does not begin!” 杜克龇了龇牙,下意识地往后缩,缩着缩着就摔倒了:“泰兰德！我……我们都是有身份地位的人,别动手动脚的,有话好说,动口不动手啊！” „Good! How do I depend on this to open mouth to convince you?” Tyrande simple both hands lost/carrying after behind, but the footsteps keep slightly, approaches step by step. “好啊！我就凭这张嘴来说服你又如何？”泰兰德干脆双手负在身后,但脚步丝毫不停,步步逼近。 At this moment, Du ke knows finally anything is called to be caught in one's own trap. In the past Seven Deadly Sins did, all filled the 10 TB material directly altogether to Tyrande. 这一刻,杜某克终于知道什么叫做作茧自毙了。当年七大罪作,直接一股脑地把1otb资料全灌给泰兰德。 Now was good, the retribution came! 现在好了,报应来了！ Duke looked at all around ghost not loose bananas, finally collapse. 杜克看了看四周冤魂不散的香蕉们,终于崩溃了。 „No! Do not frighten me! My heart is actually not good!” “别！别吓我！我其实心脏不好！” Tyrande anything had not said, a small look, made the Duke whole body blood flow non-uniform directly. 泰兰德啥都没说,一个小眼神,直接让杜克全身血液流动都不均匀了。 „You called! You called! Here, you ask some broken throat people not to hear.” Tyrande gave her lines to pound in turn past Duke. “你叫啊！你叫啊！在这里,你叫破喉咙都不会有人听到的。”泰兰德反过来把当年杜克送给她的台词砸出来。 No difference Duke irritating! 没差把杜克给气死！ Duke also calculated unyieldingly! 杜克也算硬气了！ When he raises one's head presently necking is a blade, the air/Qi of tortoise does, is supporting, laughs: „hahaha! Tyrande! Did you forget? You one time had not won me! Still remembers that by terrifying that the Duke divine sword controls?” 当他现自己伸头缩头都是一刀的时候,王八之气作,撑着腰,哈哈大笑起来:“哈哈哈哈！泰兰德！你忘记了吗？你可是一次都没赢过我！还记得被杜克神剑支配的恐怖吗？” „Sorry! Some sweetheart is unqualified, 10,000 years do not come, therefore have forgotten!” Then, Tyrande had the attack directly. “抱歉！某个情人太不合格,一万年都不来,所以早就忘了！”说罢,泰兰德直接起了进攻。 The complaints of 10,000 years fearful. 一万年份的怨念到底有多可怕。 Listens to Du ke to leave sad and shrill peerless miserable howling knows: 听杜某克出的凄厉绝伦惨嚎就知道: „Not” “不” „Does not want” “不要” „Do not stop” “不要停” This war, will be called ‚ten thousand years of war’ by two people in the future in private! 这一战,在日后被两人私下称为‘万年之战’！ This war, is really extremely heartshaking and moving. 这一战,真是惊天地泣鬼神。 Under Red Dragon queen Alexstrasza Blessing of Life, innumerable warrior were duplicated high. From all sides several billions warrior go to generously, boldly thrust forward dead for a good cause. 在红龙女王阿莱克斯塔萨的生命祝福下,无数战士被高复制出来。前前后后有数十亿战士慷慨赴死,挺身就义。 In Du ke heart, this war, is called ‚the war of clone’! 在杜某克心中,这一战,也叫作‘克隆人的战争’！ ! 咳咳！ Duke recovers, a immediately fire all spent these banana Monarch especially. This thing is simply unlucky! 杜克回过神来,第一时间一把火将那些香蕉君全特么度了。这玩意简直不祥啊！ Naturally, those who most make the Duke egg sore is the news in Tyrande mouth. 当然,最让杜克蛋疼的是泰兰德口中的消息。 „What? Now is the Dark Portal 2 o year!?” “什么？现在已经是黑暗之门2o年了！？” Tyrande spooky said/tunnel: „Yes! Reaches an agreement only lets me and other years, you were late the 2 o year.” 泰兰德幽幽地道:“是啊！说好只让我等一万年的,你迟到2o年了。” „......” 8 “……”八