Chaos, the innumerable light strange blurred glitter in oneself week all around in all directions...... 周遭一片混沌,无数光怪迷离在自己身周四面八方闪烁…… ! I went back! 啊！我回去了啊！ In the confusedness, Duke felt oneself went back. 在迷茫中,杜克感觉自己回去了。 Returned to one warm, but also calculates the comfortable kennel. 回到了一个温暖但还算舒适的狗窝。 His university graduated, turned into a more honorable social person from honorable university student. 他大学毕业了,从一个光荣的大学牲变成了一个更加光荣的社会人。 Is crossing in the school leader senior mouth that substantial day. 过着学长前辈口中那种充实的日子。 Because of the kind and generous landlord the rising house rent, her resembles such as the flowered common daughter was shouting year after year all day thinks of the meter, is not willing to favor the ordinary fine figure child of Duke this distance small fresh meat long distance absolutely, making Duke evade a wonderful peach blossom tribulation, therefore single dog Duke moved in a cleaner neat Chengzhong Village decisively, lives in independent kingdoms of 1000 ten squares single rooms, is crossing daily almost 2.1, must appreciate back and forth three hours of subway out of the window scenery day. 因为亲切而宽厚的房东年年涨房租,她那个像如花一般的女儿整天大喊着思密达,绝对不肯宠幸杜克这个距离小鲜肉十万八千里的平凡伟男子,让杜克避过了一次美妙的桃花劫,所以单身狗杜克果断搬来更干净整洁的城中村,住着一千块一个十平方单间的独立王国,过着每天几乎两点一线,必须欣赏来回三小时地铁窗外风光的日子。 ! 啊！ Quite satisfied! 好惬意啊！ What 10 : 00 pm also has the aunt to jump the small apple ; 什么晚上 10 点还有大妈跳小苹果; The flights of what 3 : 00 o'clock at night low gos ; 什么半夜三点低空飞过的民航航班; Chengzhong Village that what 6 : 00 am starts to begin pulls down the house to make the new home to hire to the grand occasion of university graduation domestic animal daily ; 什么早上 6 点就开始开工的城中村日常拆房子造新房出租给大学毕业牲的盛事; This cannot affect my Duke to open up wasteland the dozen of boss enthusiasm! 这都不能影响我杜克开荒打boss的热情！ mother, now is moon/month of card time! 尼玛,现在已经是月卡时代了！ Can fight with me in the reality, only then electrical bill brother! 能在现实中与我一战的,只有电费兄了！ hahaha! 哈哈哈哈哈！ At this time suddenly had the riddle same female sound to summon Duke. 这时突然有个谜一样的女音呼唤杜克。 „Duke! Duke! Awakes quickly! The world needs you! That and called the Demon combination of Kazak is too fierce named Kaz'rogal, we could not withstand!” “杜克！杜克！快醒醒！世界需要你！那个叫卡兹洛加和叫卡扎克的恶魔组合太厉害了,我们顶不住！” Duke replies blurry: „Kaz'rogal? Kazak? Is the weak chickens of antique rank, nowadays who can't single Shua? Oneself go, do not call me!” 杜克迷迷糊糊地回复:“卡兹洛加？卡扎克？都是老古董级别的弱鸡啦,这年头谁不能单刷？自己去,别叫我！” The master of sound of riddle as if got angry: „Damn! Did not ask you to have a dream, was asks you in the reality to go facing Demon Lord! That 50 feet in height monster! Wakes up a bit faster, so long as the world were not destroyed by Burning Legion, you want me to be how good!” 谜之音的主人似乎发怒了:“见鬼！不是叫你做梦,是叫你现实中去面对恶魔领主！那种身高50尺的怪物！快点醒来,只要世界不被燃烧军团毁灭,你要我怎么都行！” The Duke mouth, the sound was full of the magnetism deeply: „Comes, making me feel the conscience to pledge that this live I am not really good! I am only even/including a girl's hand have not traced, the base and low and shy boy, from infancy to maturity, I do not dare to eat the excrement, what Demon Lord did you call me to hit unexpectedly? Cracks a joke?” 杜克嘴巴吧嗒了一下,声音深沉而充满磁性:“来来来,让我摸着良心发誓这活我真的不行！我只是一个连女孩子的手都没摸过、卑微且腼腆的男孩子,从小到大,我连屎都不敢吃,你居然叫我去打什么恶魔领主？开什么玩笑？” Then, Duke blurry extends the right hand, touches approaches own left chest. 说罢,杜克迷糊中伸出右手,摸向自己的左胸。 Un, touched. 嗯,摸到了。 Well? Is it possible that oneself practiced the dumb bells to practice recently, is the chest muscles so developed? 咦？莫非自己最近练哑铃练多了,胸肌这么发达？ Soft, was full of the elasticity. 软软的,充满了弹性。 At this time, queen of sound another riddle appeared. 这时候,另一个谜之女王音出现了。 In the sound filled was inwardly angry with does not know that is happy expression that anything meant. 声音里充满了愠怒和不知是什么意味的笑意。 „Hehe! Such skillful! I do not dare to eat!” “呵呵！这么巧！我也不敢吃！” Suddenly, does not have the indication place...... 突然,毫无征兆地…… „!” “啪！” The severe pain on left cheeks transmitting makes Duke dizzy. 一阵左脸颊上传来的剧痛让杜克天旋地转。 Duke...... 杜克…… Makes an effort to open the eyelid, awoke! 用力撑开眼皮,醒了！ First sees, is getting angry Jaina and is inwardly angry unusual Sylvanas. 第一眼看到的,是嗔怒的吉安娜和愠怒非常的希尔瓦娜斯。 ! Originally the young master I have not passed through! 啊！原来小爷我没有穿越回去啊！ Does not go back to be better, thinks that goes back to work as engineering course university student, when without graduation the sow matches Diaochan. 还是不回去要好,想想吧,回去当个工科大学牲,没毕业时母猪赛貂蝉。 On celebrating a holiday was found younger sister's handsome guy Xiu at the same time love in other school, feeds a lot of dog grains, but also especially by urging delivery of test report. 每逢过节被在外校找到妹子的帅哥秀一面恩爱,喂一肚子狗粮,还特么被催交实验报告。 After the graduation, does not have money , there would be no younger sister without the house, even if grows leads not to have the egg fart to use, might as well goes to the hospital ligation. 毕业后没钱没房子就没妹子,哪怕长得帅都没个蛋屁用,还不如去医院结扎。 Let alone, the young master I am not graceful! 何况,小爷我还不帅！ Desperate! 绝望啦！ My world to this oppressive dog despairs! 我对这个虐狗的世界绝望啦！ Although Azeroth even the toothbrush toothpaste toilet tissue special wants to select to open the talent of technical tree to study, moreover comes to world to destroy the crisis every three , five years a time, but has the position at least here, is able, has the harem! 虽然艾泽拉斯这边连牙刷牙膏手纸都特么要自己点开科技树的天赋去研究,而且每三、五年就来一次世界毁灭危机,但至少在这里自己有地位,有能力,有后宫啊！ Thinks of here, Duke sits on the bed, the face 45 degrees face upward, left eye corner/horn drop of alligator tears, flowing under! 想到这里,杜克在床上坐起来,脸庞四十五度仰天,左眼角一滴鳄鱼泪,潸然而下！ Earth too compels painstakingly, the young master I do not go back! 地球太苦逼,小爷我还是不回去了！ Sylvanas has thought a palm of the hand blows awakes Duke to have what situation. Perhaps a Duke likely suffering young wife, perhaps Duke will be noisy, various situation Sylvanas did not fear. 希女王想过自己一巴掌刮醒杜克会有什么情况。或许杜克会像个委屈的小媳妇,或许杜克会吵吵闹闹,各种情况希女王都不怕。 Can it be that only Duke departs from the norm now silent and weeps bitterly......, did I disturb his restore of Magic Circuit? 唯独杜克现在一反常态地沉默并痛哭起来……莫不是,我打扰了他的魔法回路的修复？ Thinks of here, fearless Sylvanas is also scared. 想到这里,天不怕地不怕的希女王也慌了神。 Neglects to feel that far-fetched night elf, Duke is the alliance and Horde final trump card, if Duke had/left what accident, perhaps the world really must end! 忽视感觉上不靠谱的暗夜精灵,杜克已经算是联盟和部落最后的王牌了,如果杜克这边出了什么岔子,说不定世界真要完！ „Duke! I, I intentionally do not hit to awake you. The tactical situation...... was too critical!” In the Sylvanas unconscious sound took the meaning of light weeping voice and entreaty. “杜克！我,我不故意要打醒你。战况……太危急了啊！”希女王不知不觉声音中带上了淡淡的哭腔和哀求之意。 „Critical......?” Duke seemed thinking aloud. “危急……吗？”杜克仿佛在自言自语。 „Un, the battle loss of soldier already over 40%. The powerhouses of allied armies no one died, but mostly is wounded, the key is that two Demon Lord we cannot win. The present is Mograine and Cairne is going against in front.” Jaina fast is saying in the extremely quick language. “嗯,士兵的战损已经超过40%。联军的强者们没有谁死亡,不过大多带伤,关键是那两个恶魔领主我们打不赢。现在是莫格莱尼和凯恩在前面顶着。”吉安娜用极快的语速说着。 Duke was suddenly silent, crossed for three seconds, suddenly recovers, a little does not make sense a drawing the hand of Sylvanas and Jaina: „Waits for time overthrows Archimonde! If also living, I love with me, loves my people forever in together......” 杜克突然沉默了,足足过了三秒,才突然回过神来,有点无厘头地一把拉过希女王和吉安娜的手:“等这次打倒阿克蒙德吧！如果还活着,我就跟我爱的,也爱我的人大家永远在一起……” Before Duke, half a word words do not have the problem, but those words make Sylvanas infuriated finally. 杜克前半句话没毛病,但最后那句话让希女王火冒三丈。 Wait! 等等！ Do you special return the same place? 你特么还一起？ Our three sisters pack consider as finished, Illucia before me, I also endured, you must add on these any cat and dog, at sixes and sevens woman? 我们三姐妹打包都算了,伊露希亚在我之前,我也忍了,难道你还要加上那些阿猫阿狗,乱七八糟的女人？ Sylvanas smiled suddenly, smiles to frown like the flower, the smile is bright: „Duke?” 希女王突然笑了,笑颦如花,笑容灿烂:“杜克？” „Un?” “嗯？” „Your body, you confirmed that is all right? For example Magic Circuit anything.” “你的身体,你确认没事吗？比如魔法回路什么的。” „All right!” Knows nothing about Duke that is faced with imminent disaster, as if stupidly has not awaked. “没事啊！”懵然不知大难临头的杜克,似乎还傻乎乎地没睡醒。 Then the day falls the justice, a Sylvanas palm of the hand pulls out to the Duke right face on. 然后天降正义,希女王一个巴掌抽到杜克右脸上。 „Your boy bastard” “你小子混蛋” „” “啊” This, making others dumbfounded. 这一幕,让旁人目瞪口呆。 Sylvanas a standing up body, thump thump thump the stride rushes to the entrance, suddenly stops. She one hand-held on doorframe, has not turned head: „Although you are a bastard, but looked in the merit share of saving world, in you possibly achieve, I complied...... to warn that you left go too far, otherwise I will instigate my sisters to leave you when the time comes together.” 希女王唰一下站起身子,噔噔噔地大步冲到门口,忽然停下。她一手扶在门框上,没有回头:“虽然你是个混蛋,但看在你可能做到的拯救世界的功绩份上,我答应了……不过警告你别太过分,否则到时候我会煽动我的姐妹一起离开你。” Then, out Sylvanas runs out with long hurried strides, escapes walking that also resembles. 说罢,希女王大步流星地冲出门外,逃也似的走了。 Sylvanas walks, withdrawing of Jaina also lightning by the hand that Duke gripped, stood up fearlessly, flung behind cloak gently, turns around: „Hehe! Duke Marcus, you also too looked at yourself high! Unexpectedly presumptuously thinks to pack one time two queens? You think that who I am? I am noble Queen Kul Tiras Jaina Proudmoore! My at all impossible committee body to open the bastard in harem in one randomly!” 希女王一走,吉安娜也闪电似的抽回了被杜克握住的手,昂然起立,轻轻一甩身后的披风,转过身去:“呵呵！杜克*马库斯,你也太高看自己了吧！居然妄想一次打包两个女王？你以为我是谁？我可是高贵的库尔提拉斯女王吉安娜*普罗德摩尔！我根本不可能委身于一个乱开后宫的混蛋！” Then, 【Blink】, The body lightens outside the corridor. 说罢,一个【闪现】,身子闪出走廊外。 After several seconds, floats the Jaina fuzzy uncertain sound by far: „If you can help me revenge, could regard as another matter......” 几秒后,远远地飘来吉安娜模糊渺茫的声音:“如果你能帮我报仇的话,或许可以另当别论……” „, How two did tsundere get up suddenly?” “呃,怎么一个两个突然都傲娇起来了呢？”