SG :: Volume #2 黑暗之门

#660: Roasts the entire cow and popsicle


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Was reasonable, the success of all things has the inevitable reason. 讲道理,万事万物的成功都有着必然的原因。 Arrived human dominates Earth. 大到人类称霸地球。 Arrived the success of Haagen-Dazs popsicle. 小到哈根达斯雪糕的成功。 Although Duke always thinks that Haagen-Dazs was too sweet, before may pass through, many people remember the best popsicle, always will be very easy to associate. 尽管杜克总是觉得哈根达斯太甜了,可穿越前不少国人想起最好的雪糕,总是会很容易联想到它。 Naturally, wants Duke this crude person transmigrator to make under the Haagen-Dazs sign any exactly the same popsicle, that is the impossible matter. 当然,要杜克这个半吊子穿越者造出哈根达斯牌子下任何一款一模一样的雪糕,那是不可能的事。 The Duke biggest advantage is entire Azeroth no one has eaten the genuine Haagen-Dazs! 杜克的最大优势是整个艾泽拉斯没有人吃过正牌哈根达斯啊! If this is not a flame of war are flying world, Duke can guarantee absolutely oneself can only become the first under heaven rich man with the transmigrator knowledge in this world. 如果这不是一个战火纷飞的世界,杜克绝对敢保证自己光是用穿越者的知识就能在这世界当上天下第一有钱人。 Do not ask why Duke will make the popsicle, in the past in college of engineering that monk temple, no female lifeform considered as finished. To the university surrounding area three kilometers only one sales store, not only the beer only sells pineapple beer, even after the power failure, popsicle that melts , after dares to freeze, takes to sell. 不要问杜克为什么会做雪糕,当年在工科大学那个和尚庙,没什么雌性生物都算了。离大学方圆三公里只有唯一一个小卖部,不光啤酒只卖菠萝啤,连断电后融化掉的雪糕,也敢重新冰冻之后再拿出来卖。 Duke and other draft animals were in a rage, without popsicle makes. 杜克等牲口一怒之下,没有雪糕自己造。 Therefore remembered. 因而就记住了。 Also do not ask that the big winter eats what popsicle. 也不要问大冬天吃什么雪糕。 Had not seen that the main body of person is greedy the saliva to flow quickly is a super female dragon? 没看到那位馋得口水都快流出来的主儿的本体是条超级母龙吗? Others full belly are...... the stomach fire. 人家满肚子都是……胃火。 dragon breath! Can not be hot? 龙息啊!能不热? This at all is not the matter. 这根本不是事儿。 Moreover sinister Duke, for effect maximization of being all right, but also conducted the contrast big combat especially. 而且阴险的杜克,为了把没事的效果最大化,还特地进行了反差大作战。 Thereupon, the alliance nine heroes hit to live to kill in downstairs, Duke and Alexstrasza slide to the Karazhan roof make the good food. 于是乎,联盟九个英雄在楼下打生打死,杜克阿莱克斯塔萨就溜到卡拉赞的屋顶做美食。 Duke makes the thing that oneself wanted after several transmissions. 杜克在几次传送之后弄来了自己想要的东西。 After Prince Malchezaar knelt, the Karazhan roof also emptied, the queen sat cross-legged to sit in the railing, had a look at the left, had a look at the right, is smelling in the air the even more rich fragrance, has expression that moved soon to cry. 玛克扎尔王子跪了之后,卡拉赞的屋顶也就空出来了,女王盘腿坐在围栏上,看看左边,看看右边,嗅着空气中越发浓郁的香味,有着感动到快要哭出来的表情。 In the left, is one roasts the entire cow. 在左边,是一只烤全牛。 Roasts beef thing, the Red Dragon may eat a lot. The Duke approach is more typical, after rejecting the internal organs and skin, Duke with Mage Hand the good body will fix on specially-made iron stand, then put within the body of cow prepared various good spice seasonings ahead of time. 烤牛肉这玩意,红龙可没少吃。杜克的做法更地道,剔除掉内脏和去皮之后,杜克法师之手将牛的身躯固定在特制的铁架子上,然后在牛的体内放入了提前准备好的各种香料调料。 Since causing the black mustard, Duke invested at least 100,000 gold coins in seasoning road of no return. The cumin did not have, similar thing found much. 呃,自从弄出芥末之后,杜克在调料这条不归路上投入了至少十万金币。孜然是没有了,不过类似的东西还是找到不少。 Body surface with seasoning good pappy wipes evenly in the whole body of cow, merely ten Mage Hand shoulder to deliver to roast the entire cow the iron stand to use in a big hole specially. 体表用调料好的糊状均匀地抹在牛的全身,仅仅十来只法师之手就将铁架扛起来送到烤全牛专门用得一个大坑里。 In order to roast the entire cow specially manufacture pit like iron sheet jar, builds with the brick bat, long jumps over four meters, width about two meters, two meters depth, put in the cow the pit, what the pit bottom puts is the blazing charcoal fire. 为烤全牛专门制作的坑像个铁皮罐子一样,用砖块搭成,长越四米,宽度约有两米,有两米深,将牛放入坑中,坑底放的是炽热的木炭火。 So long as the color of beef after the baking next several hours of charcoal fire will turn into the golden yellow slowly, the golden yellow means the harvest, was roasts the entire cow to be ripe. 只要在炭火的烧烤下几个小时后牛肉的颜色慢慢地会变成金黄色,金黄色意味着丰收,也就是烤全牛熟了。 Duke had asked that whether Alexstrasza can wait. 杜克曾经问过,阿莱克斯塔萨是否能等待。 The queen was also certainly: All right, I most do not lack was the time.” 女王也是绝了:“没事,我最不缺的就是时间了。” Lived more than 20,000 years of Dragon Aspects regarding one, most lacks is not the time, but is the novel gadget! 对于一头活了两万多年的守护巨龙,最缺的不是时间,而是新奇的玩意儿啊! Duke suddenly discovered, he brings to select this world no small thing from Earth occasionally, can have almost the fellow of infinite life to have the greatest attraction to these. 杜克突然发现,他偶尔从地球拿来点这个世界没有的小玩意,就能对这些几乎有无限生命的家伙产生莫大的吸引力。 Good, gourmet supplier Duke continues to work. 好吧,美食供应商杜克继续干活。 Since is the false Haagen-Dazs popsicle, the pure popsicle is unable to satisfy the queen, said accurately is unable to satisfy Duke the desire of food and drink. 既然是伪哈根达斯雪糕,单纯的雪糕是无法满足女王,准确地说是无法满足杜克的口腹之欲。 What Duke must do is the red bean popsicle. 杜克要做的是红豆雪糕。 Let system spirit operate Mage Hand to select the impurity in red bean, pebble anything, elutriates cleanly. With the cold water immersion red bean 1 hour, the watering, after three opens three to cook in a covered vessel( water fever boils pass/test Huomen a half hour, so repeats 3 times) the method of method boils thoroughly the red bean. 系统精灵操纵法师之手挑去红豆里的杂质,小石子什么的,淘洗干净。用冷水浸泡红豆一小时,加水,用“三开三焖”(将水烧沸腾后关火焖半小时,如此重复三次)的方法的方法将红豆煮熟。 At the same time, projects on the egg the small basin. Near held the Buddha foot unable to find the wire whipper anxiously, but this could not baffle Duke, made high-speed rotation of Mage Hand in the small basin replace directly, when the color shoaled slightly succeeds even. 同一时间,把鸡蛋打到小盆里。临急抱佛脚找不到打蛋器,但这难不倒杜克,直接让法师之手在小盆里高速转动代替,当颜色稍微变浅就算成功。 Duke hits the egg, while adds the milk and white sugar slowly, and stirs unceasingly. 杜克一边打蛋,一边慢慢加入牛奶和白糖,并不断搅拌。 Heats up with the flame slowly, on the side of Duke chatted some not to have with Alexstrasza, heating while stirred these half-finished products. 用小火慢慢加热,杜克一边跟阿莱克斯塔萨聊着有的没的,一边加热一边搅拌这些半成品。 When boils boils, Duke toward inside adds the maize meal to stick. 当煮到开锅的时候,杜克往里头加入玉米粉糊。 Very regrettable, this world does not have Corn starch, that purification gadget Duke really not, cannot make, can only replace with the maize meal that the fine grinding crosses over and over. 很遗憾,这世界没有玉米淀粉,那种精制的玩意儿杜克真不会,也弄不出来,只能用再三细磨过的玉米粉代替。 However, the flickering person , the flickering dragon surely does not have the issue. 不过,忽悠人,哦,忽悠龙肯定是没问题的。 After adding the maize meal, still stirs, stirred to evenly on the line. 加入玉米粉后依然是搅拌,搅拌到均匀就行了。 Heating again, this time quite viscous, flame heating slowly, after the heating, puts in the vessel. 再一次的加热,这次比较粘稠,小火慢慢的加热,加热后放到容器内。 Generally speaking, is the long cooling waiting. 一般来说,接下来就是漫长的冷却等待。 The normative need almost 4 to 5 hours can freeze very well, after what a pity Duke saw that this obviously has serious glutton attribute Queen Dragon Clan of every minute swallows saliva time, Duke accepts fate in the magic method improves. 正常需要差不多四到五个小时才能冻得很好,可惜当杜克看到这只明显具有严重吃货属性的龙族女王每分钟吞一次口水之后,杜克认命地以魔法的手段加以改良。 Solemn Radiant Moon Archmage Duke, with his matchless magic control ability, starts with the frost element without injury popsicle quality, accelerates cooling of popsicle as far as possible. 堂堂辉月**师杜克,用他举世无双的魔法操控能力,开始用冰霜元素在不伤害雪糕品质的前提下,尽可能加速雪糕的冷却。 That side roasts the entire cow is also. 那边的烤全牛也是。 Probably after a half hour, when roasts the entire cow and popsicle is almost also of great success, Muradin and other people also arrived at the roof under the influence of Khadgar. 大概半个小时之后,当烤全牛和雪糕几乎同时大功告成,穆拉丁等九人在卡德加的引领下也来到了屋顶。 Yo! Duke! That two big monster is really pretty good, we were grow in experience.” The Muradin big voice, making his person not arrive at the roof, the sound first arrived: My rock ancestor! What fragrance is this?” “哟!杜克!那两个大怪物真不赖,我们算是长见识了。”穆拉丁的大嗓门,让他的人还没到屋顶,声音先到了:“我的岩石祖宗啊!这是什么香味?” Then the people hear a sweet greasy female sound: „, Duke, giving me- is good to me? I asked you- quickly to me, I could not have borne.” 然后众人就听到一个甜腻的女音:“呐,杜克,给我嘛-给我好不好?我求你了-快给我嘛,我已经受不了了。” That plaintive flavor, no matter what which man hears the metropolis/can bone to be crisp. 那股哀怨的味道,任哪个男人听到都会骨头酥酥的。 If trades in other places, perhaps Alleria will not be feeling well. 倘若换在其它地方,奥蕾莉亚说不定会不爽了。 What a pity, after smelling that rich fragrance, the Windrunner sisters fell to the enemy! 可惜,在闻到那股浓郁的香味之后,风行者姐妹都沦陷了啊! One group of fellows directly clash at a rate of Charge. 一群家伙直接冲锋冲上来。 No, Muradin this bastard uses warrior directly Charge Skill. 不,穆拉丁这王八蛋直接就用战士的【冲锋】技能了。 My! My! Is my-” “我的!我的!都是我的-” What is dwarf most love? 矮人最爱是什么? Good food and good wine! 美食和美酒啊! Let alone Muradin this mixes the ball, other experienced a hero of fierce battle to see that the present condition is also the index finger moves greatly , although just no one was injured, but the payout of physical strength and energy was solid. What has compared with after the victory delicious baking and do the mysterious popsicle come pleasantly surprised? 别说穆拉丁这混球,其他经历了一场恶战的英雄看到眼前的状况也是食指大动,要知道,刚刚虽然没人受伤,但体力和精力的付出是实实在在的。有什么比胜利之后来个美味的烧烤和神秘的雪糕更来得让人惊喜? One group of fellows first plunge roasts golden roast the entire cow, when then they discovered that the solemn Red Dragon queen does not have the deportment unexpectedly is eating the barbecue, after while comes a ladle popsicle, everyone look changed. 一群家伙首先扑向烤成金黄色的烤全牛,然后当他们发现堂堂红龙女王居然很没有仪态地一边吃着烤肉,一边又来一勺子雪糕之后,大家眼神都变了。 Right, the barbecue a little rambled on with the popsicle, does to ground beetle hero of one crowd situated in good food wilderness Azeroth not to experience!( To be continued.) 没错,烤肉配雪糕是有点瞎扯,奈何一群位于美食荒漠艾泽拉斯的土鳖英雄没见识过啊!(未完待续。)
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