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#42: Please call me Hundred Hands Death God (First Part)


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Murloc, in World of Azeroth the most common one ultra god bothersome monster , the shallow seas and tidelands and spacious point of almost all seashore lake can see their forms. 鱼人,艾泽拉斯世界里最常见的一种超神烦的怪物,几乎所有海边的滩涂和宽大点的湖泊都能看到它们的身影。 The skidding skin, almost compared with your fist also wants in a big way smart big eye, has dorsal fin that kills Matter style, the attitude of variegated color and rascal is their symbols. 滑溜溜的皮肤,几乎比你的拳头还要大的‘机灵’大眼睛,极具杀马特风格的背鳍,斑斓的色彩和无赖的作风就是它们的标志。 Single Murloc absolutely is the waste, often duel will present the following scene. 单只鱼人绝对是废物,往往单挑就会出现以下场景。 ga-” Murloc cries out strangely, a word does not gather starts directly. “嘠喔-”鱼人怪叫一声,一言不合直接开打。 ga!” A little eats the pain, turns around immediately runs. “嘠喔!”有点吃痛,立马掉头就跑。 Pursues, this type has the strong four limbs, the monster of fish head fish runs quickly, will also swim. As soon as you pursue run toward the family/home. 追吧,这种有着强壮四肢,鱼头鱼身的怪物跑得又快,还会游泳。你一追就往家里跑。 ga oh ga oh ga-” needless moment, is brigade Murloc runs to you, divides minute to teach you to cultivate the behavior. “嘠喔嘠喔嘠喔-”不消片刻,就是一大队鱼人向你跑来,分分钟教你做人。 If you held in the mouth to explode the world to expel them, that result was many Murloc joins to your besieging and pursuing blocks off. 若是你叼炸天地将他们都打跑了,那结果就是更多的鱼人加入对你的围追堵截。 The chain-reaction of this readily cooker, making past Duke have a thorough understanding of the suffering. 这种轻易炸锅似的连锁反应,让当年的杜克吃透了苦头。 That why can Duke look for Murloc? 那为什么杜克要找鱼人呢? First, Murloc was some type was still in the deep sleep or waiting the dependency in powerful deep sea creature. It can be said that Murloc was used to be enslaved. 一来,鱼人就是某种仍然处于沉睡之中或是等待之中的强大深海生物的附庸。可以说,鱼人习惯了被奴役。 Secondly, stupidity that such Murloc many people have not imagined. Some evidence showed that they regarding land consolidates the seizure behavior of evolution in fact to have the high coordination and organized. But whether this plan served Murloc own wish and benefit is unknown. 二来,鱼人并没有许多人所想象的那样愚蠢。部分证据显示,它们对于陆地的稳固而渐进的占领行为实际上是有高度的协调性与组织性的。但这个计划是否符合鱼人自身的意愿以及利益就是不得而知了。 What is most essential, on that day in Elvin forest, compelled the rogue corpse to give some Brando family's pain Murloc after night, Duke impressively in the system prompt discovered a Language classification Murloc of rare and beautiful flowers language. 最关键的是,那天在埃尔文森林,将某个白兰度家族的苦逼盗贼尸体送给鱼人当宵夜后,杜克赫然在系统提示中发现了一个奇葩的语种-鱼人语。 awesome system unexpectedly quite simple Murloc language directly breaking the code. 碉堡的系统居然把较为简单的鱼人语直接给破译了。 Before passing through, speaks ratio of two foreign languages when looking for the work went to college also credibly. 穿越前,会两门外语在找工作时比上过大学还靠谱。 After has not thought to pass through, seems also what is all about. 没想到穿越后,似乎也是这么一回事。 Translation software linkage that in provides after system spirit, Duke wants saying that obviously damn, is oh, ga that in the mouth braves oh and so on melodious funny pronunciation. 在跟系统精灵提供的翻译软件联动后,明明杜克想说草泥马,在口里冒出来的就是“哇啦,嘠喔”之类抑扬顿挫的搞笑发音了。 This made Duke obtain a possibility- perhaps he can regain Murloc. 这让杜克得到了一个可能-说不定他可以收复鱼人 Normally, the Duke brain will not pull out to this situation absolutely does this matter. But thinks that this moment orc has not attacked, Dark Portal has not opened. Regardless in World of Azeroth which state is the observance of senority. Duke another pioneer/monarch Qijing, is impossible to catch up before Dark Portal opens promotes itself to affect the war to one sufficiently the situation. 正常情况下,杜克绝对不会脑抽到这个地步干这事。但想想吧,此刻兽人还未来袭,黑暗之门尚未打开。艾泽拉斯世界里无论哪个国度都是论资排辈。杜克不另辟奇径,根本不可能赶在黑暗之门打开前提升自己到一个足以影响战局的地步。 Thinks does, this has the opportunity is not impossible to change to the possibility. 想到就做,这才有机会把不可能化作可能。 Therefore very early in the morning, Duke goes to the sand beach. 于是一大早,杜克独自一人前往沙滩。 Has completed obviously has first communicated with Murloc with magic, massacres mental handicap, leaving behind some are not mental handicap, the Murloc wise man who finally arranges a slightly intelligence quotient sufficient value works as the preparation of agent, Duke actually discovered impressively. 明明已经做好了先用魔法鱼人沟通,杀掉智障的,留下些没有那么智障的,最后安排一个稍微智商充一点值的鱼人智者当代理人的准备,杜克却赫然发现。 Near the beach, two large-scale Murloc Horde are playing the Horde conflict. 海滩边,两个大型鱼人部落正在玩部落冲突。 ! Two sides several hundred Murloc make war! 哇!两边数百只鱼人开战啊! The scene surely is the flesh and blood flying in all directions, the bloodlines ebullition, bloody wild? 场面必定是血肉横飞,血脉沸腾,血腥狂暴吧? Duke suddenly discovered, oneself had this anticipation is really as stupid as the family/home. 杜克忽然发现,自己有这种期待真是蠢到家了。 Several hundred Murloc do the frame, that scene is more like a large-scale...... hide and seek! 数百只鱼人干架,那场面更像是一场超大规模的……躲猫猫 Yo, here Murloc Horde A gathered three Murloc, confronts Murloc Horde B two Murloc. Sorry, simply did not have the so-called battle, quantity few that side to put in an appearance travels directly. Obviously is two small short legs, actually drips also to run is quicker than the rabbit. 哟,这边鱼人部落A聚拢了三只鱼人,对阵鱼人部落B的两只鱼人。抱歉,根本没有所谓的交战,数量少的那边一个照面直接就跑路了。明明是两条小短腿,却滴溜滴溜地跑得比兔子还快。 Well? The sudden two that sides bumped into oneself Horde two to tease to compel, ok, turned into 3 : 4. Instead kills decisively , no, instead pursues. 咦咦?突然两只那边碰上了自己部落的两只逗逼,好了,又变成三比四了。果断反杀,哦,不,是反追。 Was one's turn three to travel. 轮到三只这边跑路了。 By gathering the similar strength, here Murloc one generation of items threw a stone with great difficulty ruthlessly, throws that side Murloc two generations of goal eyes is swollen, that side what courage lost immediately, dispersed instantly. 好不容易凑到两边都差不多实力的,这边鱼人一代目狠狠地丢了块石头,将那边的鱼人二代目的眼睛丢肿了,那边顿时什么胆气都丧了,一哄而散。 Is listening to that Murloc language ga oh ga crying out strangely sound, translating probably is: „It is not the country * the army not diligently! Does to **** has reaches as high as!” 听着那鱼人语“嘠喔噶哦”的怪叫声,翻译过来大概就是:“不是国*军不努力!奈何****有高达啊!” Reaches as high as your younger sister! You are big on that pebble on the surface called it to be called the high-speed kinetic weapons...... you a bit faster with the entire day under reach as high as the apology! 高达你妹啊!就那一块石子你都高大上地称呼它叫做高速动能武器……你快点跟全天下的高达道歉! Heard system spirit that nonsense translation, Duke chokes to death the heart of system spirit to have. 听到系统精灵那狗屁翻译,杜克掐死系统精灵的心都有了。 However is also good, saw Great War that Murloc this nonsense is inferior, Duke also gave up the plan that Murloc reorganized to form an army. 不过也好,看到鱼人这场狗屁不如的大战,杜克也就放弃将鱼人整编成军的打算了。 clear(ly) knows that the opposite parties are the system stick. 明知道对方都是制杖。 Did you also sell the sword especially in the past? 你还特地过去贩剑? Duke is not stupid. 杜克没那么蠢。 Heaved a deep sigh, Duke acted. 长叹一声,杜克出手了。 In the original plan, Duke felt oneself at least need to massacre 100 Murloc to make these compel to calm down funny slightly, who knows, Duke acts immediately an audience Murloc deathly stillness piece. 在原计划中,杜克觉得自己至少要杀掉一百只鱼人才能让这些逗逼稍微冷静下来,谁知道,杜克一出手顿时全场鱼人死寂一片。 The next quarter, ga oh the sound is lingering on faintly, on the beach, Murloc bows the head in greeting. 下一刻,“嘠喔”之声不绝于耳,海滩上,大片大片的鱼人纳头便拜。 The only reason Is Duke Mage Hand. 唯一的原因就是-杜克的【法师之手】。 Mage Hand Is mage condenses a human palm appearance with the simplest arcane energy, does some simple work for mage. For example from hanging to pick in the place outside iron cage some key. 法师之手】就是法师用最简单的奥术能量凝聚成一只人类手掌模样,替法师去做一些简单的工作。比如将某条钥匙从高悬在铁笼外的地方捡出来。 Duke Mage Hand A little is slightly different, in system spirit extracts in the Duke mind automatically after the operational mode of motion capture system, Duke estimated that own Mage Hand Should at least be Level 2 magic. 杜克的【法师之手】稍微有点不同,在系统精灵自动抽取杜克脑海里关于动作捕捉系统的运作方式后,杜克估计,自己的【法师之手】应该至少是2级魔法 Because is not only in the quantity, in the quality is not ordinary mage can achieve. 因为不光是数量上,连质量上也不是普通法师能做到的。 The palms of eight light, float in void of Duke back. Four Mage Hand easily only flushed quickly that wants to attack Duke Murloc to rip exactly. 八只光之手掌,悬浮在杜克后背的虚空中。还有四只法师之手轻易将那只冲最快、想攻击杜克鱼人给活撕了。 ga( great sea envoy, my old blind person represents entire West bank Horde to submit to you.)!” “嘠喔哦哦啦哦(伟大的海洋使者,我老瞎子代表整个西岸部落臣服于你。)!” Oh( powerful God Of The Seas, my fish lance represents the entire northern moist army to submit to you.)!” “哦啦啦噢啦(强大的海洋之神,我鱼矛代表整个北潮部队臣服于你。)!” Several hundred Murloc crash-bang Duke, when the god same worships on bended knees to keep, this scene is really...... the happy feeling! 数百只鱼人哗啦啦地把杜克当神一样跪拜个不停,这场面真是……喜感! Did this handle? 这就搞定了? So easily, making Duke a little not dare to believe. 如此轻易,让杜克有点不敢置信。 Perhaps, is verifying the lunch that in the world had not eaten without paying., Hears a fierce fetching water sound in the seashore towering. 或许,正印证了世上没有白吃的午餐。突兀地,在海边传来一阵剧烈的打水声。 The eye pupil of Duke shrinks suddenly. 杜克的眼瞳骤然一缩。 That is some should not present Lifeform naga here! 那是一些不该出现在这里的生物-娜迦 Different on World of Azeroth other monsters, naga family background actually very noble. Probably the present this time 0.1 years ago, Burning Legion eldest child Sargeras seduced queen Azshara and an numerous high elf aristocrat of high elf kingdom, making them prepare to open portal to make Burning Legion invade World of Azeroth. 不同于艾泽拉斯世界上其它怪物,娜迦的出身其实挺高贵的。大概距离现在这个时间点一万年前,燃烧军团老大萨格拉斯诱惑了高等精灵王国的女王艾萨拉和一众高等精灵贵族,让他们准备开启传送门燃烧军团入侵艾泽拉斯世界 The war of this antiquity came to an end by the failure of Demon King Sargeras. But Queen Azshara and her trusted subordinate when falling into sea to survive to accept the summon of Old God, the total transforms to be able in seabed survival lifeform Ka of half -and-a-half people of snake bodies. 这场上古之战以恶魔之王萨格拉斯的失败告终。而艾萨拉女王和她的亲信在堕入大海时为了存活接受了上古之神的呼唤,全数转变成可以在海底生存的半人半蛇身的生物纳迦。 Therefore naga is actually the lifeform of having high wisdom extremely. Moreover female naga, because inherited the high elf beautiful appearance, its upper part seems quite beautiful, what a pity the lower part is snake body that's all. 所以娜迦其实是一种具有极高智慧的生物。而且雌性娜迦因为继承了高等精灵的美貌,其上半身显得相当美丽,可惜下半身是蛇身罢了 At this time, two groups of naga are obviously battling. 这时,两拨娜迦明显在交战。 Most front that female naga sees Murloc, shouted on by Murloc language: I order you with the name of Aviana, helping me block following these stupid male naga!” 最前头那只雌性娜迦一看到鱼人,就以鱼人语大喊:“我以艾维斯之名命令你们,帮我挡住后面那些愚蠢的雄性娜迦!”
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