STH :: Volume #5

#473: The same side prays for rescue

LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

Early this month, sought the assorted bill support! 月初,求各色票票支持! ****** ****** Wu Qi and Three Flame Venerable treads the cloud top to approach the auspicious happy city rapid flight. 勿乞和三火尊者踏着云头一路向祥乐城疾飞。 Three Flame Venerable is really the person who intestines pass through the bottom, hears him everywhere to flicker all the way, does not know how to make, he pulled him to visit the say/way of cultivate to Immortality suddenly in the past, as well as always cultivated diligently, reason that never dares to carry. 三火尊者果然是一根肠子通到底的人,一路上就听到他叽里呱啦的漫天忽悠,也不知道怎么弄的,他突然就扯到了他当年踏足修仙之道,以及一直以来努力修炼,从不敢携带的原因来。 „Back then, this poor Daoist luck good to go against heaven's will, prepares on the mountain to wrap/sets of two wild boars to slaughter sent to the city to trade, finally in wild boar cave, found a itself ‚greatly scarlet hot valuable flame to dazzle day of’, aiya, this poor Daoist or top grade fire attribute Spiritual Vein, this book, is tailor for this poor Daoist! Look short millennium ascends become an immortal, haha, just started to cultivate, this poor Daoist is seeks one to live forever!” “想当年,贫道运气好得逆天,准备去山上套两头野猪屠宰了送去城里贩卖,结果在野猪洞穴中,找到了一本‘大赤火宝焰炫天经’,哎呀,贫道还是极品的火属性灵脉,这本书,就是为贫道量身打造！这不,短短千年飞升成仙,哈哈,刚开始修炼,贫道就是求一个长生不死呀！” „, Did you say the Human Emperor ban? But also some really countless mortals respect the Human Emperor ban, even if Immortal Pill places the front, under the clothing/taking can become an immortal, they will not take. But this poor Daoist, is different from them! Originally on poor Dao Ancestor, is officials' family/home, afterward committed a crime to decline, this poor Daoist solemn marquis Young Master, reduces to kill the butcher who the pig trades unexpectedly, after the person the predecessor, how many supercilious looks ate, how many suffered to humiliate? Does this Human Emperor ban, do my trifling thing?” “阿呸,你说人皇的禁令？啧,还真有无数凡人都尊奉人皇禁令,哪怕仙丹放在面前,服下就能成仙,他们也不会服用的。可是贫道嘛,和他们不同！原本贫道祖上,也是官宦之家,后来犯了事败落了,贫道堂堂侯爷公子,居然沦落成杀猪贩卖的屠夫,人前人后,吃了多少白眼,挨了多少欺凌？这人皇禁令,干我屁事？” „, Greatly scarlet hot valuable flame dazzles the day after placing the father... No, when this poor Daoist front, this poor Daoist knows, was developed, lives forever at present! At that time where managed his what Human Emperor ban and so on thing? This poor Daoist have the treasure, looked for an active volcano to dive to cultivate , on poor Dao Ancestor after all was the Great Yu senior official, the general knowledge of this cultivation had, hot temper skill, cultivated in the volcano, sure right!” “啧,大赤火宝焰炫天经放在老子。。。不,贫道面前时,贫道就知道,发达了,长生不死就在眼前！那时候哪里管他什么人皇禁令之类的东西？贫道带着宝贝,就找了一口活火山潜修,啧啧,贫道祖上毕竟是大虞高官,这点修炼的常识还是有的,火性功法,在火山边修炼,肯定没错！” „Lives forever, to live forever. This poor Daoist watch not to eat and drink, the cultivate millenniums become an immortal on ascends!” “长生不老啊,为了长生不老。贫道不眠不休不吃不喝,苦修千年就飞升成仙！” „Haha, became Heaven Immortal, this poor Daoist also thinks that can rampant domineering, accept receiving and instructing of Heavenly Court full of enthusiasm, ascends went to Heavenly Court. Also thinks that can make officer in Heavenly Court, since is popular drinks spicily, which any outstandingly beautiful female celestial has a liking to do , the boundless good fortune in romance and peaceful life are waiting for this poor Daoist!” “哈哈,成了天仙,贫道还以为就能嚣张跋扈一阵了,兴致勃勃的接受了天庭的接引,飞升去了天庭。还以为就能在天庭做一个官儿,从此吃香的喝辣的,什么绝色仙女看上哪个就干哪个,无边的艳福和清福等着贫道哩！” „Hey, Greedy Wolf Fellow Daoist, you guess, what just ascends three ten sixth rank Heaven Immortal can do like this poor Daoist type in Heavenly Court?” A Three Flame Venerable face mysterious is looking at Wu Qi. “嘿,贪狼道友,你猜猜,像贫道这种刚刚飞升的三十六品天仙在天庭能干什么？”三火尊者一脸神秘的望着勿乞。 Wu Qi shakes the head with a smile. How he knows that three ten sixth rank Heaven Immortal can do in Heavenly Court? 勿乞笑着摇摇头。他怎么知道三十六品天仙能够在天庭干什么？ The Three Flame Venerable complexion changes, saying that he clenches jaws: „Groom! Is the groom with three ten sixth rank Heaven Immortal! If serves these Supreme Unity Golden Immortal and Golden Immortal , the first manual labor of this poor Daoist, assigned to a mansion of Heavenly Court hot section stars was the groom, gave that bastard son who his 38 th room/house concubine gave birth to feed the horse, to wash the horse specially! The boy Heavenly Court stars are the father. But his cultivation base, is only Gold Core!” 三火尊者的脸色一变,他咬牙切齿的说道:“马夫！用三十六品天仙做马夫！如果是伺候那些太乙金仙、金仙也就罢了,贫道的第一个活计,是分配给了天庭火部一个星官的府邸做马夫,专门给他的第三十八房小妾生下的那个杂种儿子喂马、洗马！那小子有一个天庭星官做老子。可是他的修为,只是金丹！” Put out a hand to pat the chest, Three Flame Venerable got angry: „This poor Daoist solemn Heaven Immortal, kneels on the ground to the hitching post that boy makes to start!” 伸手拍了拍胸口,三火尊者怒道:“贫道堂堂天仙,跪在地上给那小子做上马的马桩！” Wu Qi shock. He quickly asked: „That afterward?” 勿乞惊骇。他急忙问道:“那后来呢？” The Three Flame Venerable forced smile, he shakes the head saying: „Afterward. This poor Daoist violated a mistake intentionally, suffered the penalties of 180 dragon leather whips, was eliminated immortal to expel Heavenly Court, from now on Pangu Continent. hehe, said that this poor Daoist takes to the heather also well, said that this poor Daoist wallows in degeneration.” 三火尊者苦笑,他摇头道:“后来。贫道就故意犯了点差错,挨了一百八十龙皮鞭的惩罚,被剥夺了仙籍赶出了天庭,从今就在盘古大陆。嘿嘿,说贫道落草为寇也好,说贫道自甘堕落也罢。” smacked his lips, Three Flame Venerable sneers saying: „Henceforth this poor Daoist completely understood, cultivate to Immortality, lived forever, why can that go to Heavenly Court to expel? This poor Daoist cultivation henceforth diligently, gains Spirit Stone and immortal stone diligently, saves the net worth diligently. Haha, in the same old way this poor Daoist is popular drinks spicily, attractive female cultivator is lining up to roll toward the bed of this poor Daoist on the same old way , lucky in love boundless!” 吧嗒了一下嘴,三火尊者冷笑道:“从此贫道看透了,修仙么,长生不死了,那干嘛要去天庭供人驱遣？贫道从此就努力修炼,努力赚灵石、仙石,努力积攒身家。哈哈,贫道照样吃香的喝辣的,漂亮的女修士照样排着队往贫道的床上滚,啧,艳福无边呀！” Wu Qi gave thumbs-up, he said with a smile: „Fellow Daoist cultivate to Immortality, for being popular, drinks spicily, as well as that what?” 勿乞挑起了一根大拇指,他笑道:“道友修仙,就是为了吃香的、喝辣的,以及那个啥？” Blushes however smiles, Three Flame Venerable traces the shiny black beard, said with a smile in a low voice: „, You said why I do keep your family place Xue Mei that small girl? Since four years ago saved her to come out, yeah, had this to hang the boots ghost to follow, this poor Daoist four years did not know the meat taste! This time goes to auspicious Le city, must look for one group of big beautiful women, did quite previous for three days and three nights!” 赧然一笑,三火尊者摸了摸黑黝黝的胡须,低声笑道:“啧,你说我为什么把雪媺那小丫头留在你府上？啧,自从四年前救了她出来,哎,有这个吊靴鬼跟着,贫道四年不知肉味啦！这次去祥乐城,一定要找一群大美人儿,好生干上三天三夜！” Made an effort to pull the beard, Three Flame Venerable face upwarded the deep sigh saying: „These mortals, sought a glory, splendor, riches and honor, sought under one one person above ten thousand people. What can the person of our cultivate to Immortality also ask? Eats, drinks, in the evening on the bed does, during the daytime walks on the street, everyone saw respected you, to fear you, had such a face in! Without this pursue, our Heaven Immortal non- old codger, in cultivates for what all day?” 用力扯了扯胡须,三火尊者仰天长叹道:“那些凡人,求一个荣华富贵,求一个一人之下万人之上。我们修仙之人还能求什么？吃好,喝好,晚上床榻上干好,白天走在街上,人人见了都敬着你、怕着你,有这么一份脸面在！要是没这点追求,我们天仙不老不死,整日里修炼为了什么啊？” Wu Qi opened the opens the mouth, wants to say anything, but quite a while has not spoken! 勿乞张了张口,想说点什么,但是半天没说话！ Three Flame Venerable said with a smile: „What's wrong, what thought of? Fellow Daoist your cultivate to Immortality, for what?” 三火尊者笑道:“怎么,想到了什么没有？道友你修仙,又是为了什么？” Wu Qi silent for a long time, his deep frowning, crossed for a long time spooky sighing of: „For what? Damn was compelled! I have not thought that I also meet cultivate to Immortality, even cultivate to Immortality this matter, never imagined. Place that I come, you are different from Fellow Daoist. You know that in the world has the immortal, knows that in the world has the person of non- old codger to exist, you from small have possibly thought the thing in this aspect.” 勿乞沉默了许久,他深深的皱着眉头,过了许久才幽幽的叹了一口气:“为了什么？呃,都他妈的是被逼的！我从来没想过,我也会修仙,甚至修仙这种事情,想都没想过。我出身的地方,和道友你不同。你知道世上有仙人,知道世上有不老不死的人存在,你从小可能都想过很多这方面的东西。” Is tilting the head, looks at a sky laminar flow Yunfei to cross, Wu Qi dull saying: „But my cultivate to Immortality for what? I have not thought I want cultivate to Immortality! I think since childhood, can the following master and Xiao Bai they, makes several ticket attractive manual labor, the lane money, then everyone makes merry together, this is in the world the happiest matter. Even at that time, I have not known the woman what's the matter.” 歪着头,望着天空一片流云飞过,勿乞呆呆的说道:“可是我修仙是为了什么？我从来没想过我要修仙！我从小都以为,能跟着师傅和小白他们,做几票漂亮的活计,弄一大笔钱,然后大家一起吃喝玩乐,这就是世上最美好的事情。甚至那时候,我还不知道女人是怎么回事。” Three Flame Venerable serious looks at Wu Qi, he warned: „That, you must ravel, the woman is in this world the most wonderful thing! Yeah, the woman who even if the huge anger, the huge resentment, looks for a clean and smooth-looking young and fresh-looking does one ruthlessly in the evening, that anything air/Qi was smooth!” 三火尊者严肃的看着勿乞,他告诫道:“那么,你一定要弄明白,女人是这世上最美妙的东西！哎,哪怕天大的火气,天大的怨气,找个水滑水嫩的女人狠狠干上一晚上,那什么气都平顺了！” Acclaimed several, Three Flame Venerable points at the sky saying: „This poor Daoist present goal is, cultivates Golden Immortal Realm, then runs Heavenly Court, does the outstandingly beautiful female celestial that several these Golden Immortal can bribe ruthlessly. Ha!” 啧啧赞叹了几声,三火尊者指着天空说道:“贫道如今的目标就是,修炼到金仙境界,然后跑去天庭,狠狠干几个只有那些金仙才能染指的绝色仙女。哈！” Wu Qi has not paid attention to teasing of Three Flame Venerable , he knits the brows: „But, afterward my bewildered arrived here, bewildered cultivate to Immortality. I have not thought I can the non- old codger, not think I can the eternal life not die, has not thought I had such glorious life span I to make anything.” 勿乞没理会三火尊者的打趣,他皱眉道:“可是,后来我莫名其妙的来到这里,莫名其妙的修仙。我从来没想过我会不老不死,从来没想过我会永生不死,从来没想过我有了这么悠久的寿命我要做点什么。” „First revenges!” Thinks the less than half double-hour, Wu Qi said to Three Flame Venerable with a smile: „First revenges, gives my masters and these brothers revenges, I must confiscate and behead that school high and low whole families. Reduces their plant root. Then...” “先报仇吧！”想了足足小半个时辰,勿乞才笑着对三火尊者说道:“先报仇,给我师傅和那些兄弟报仇,我要将那个门派上下满门抄斩。将他们连根子都砍掉。然后。。。” Smiles leisurely, Wu Qi looks at Three Flame Venerable saying: „Then, with the woman who I like now together, or wandering world, either finds a place to live in seclusion?” 悠悠一笑,勿乞望着三火尊者说道:“然后么,就和我现在喜欢的女人一起,或者云游天下,或者找个地方隐居？” Three Flame Venerable complexion strange shaking the head, he clapped a Wu Qi palm of the hand layer on layer/heavily. Long sighed: „Brothers, your saying spoke incorrectly! With liking woman together, wandering world or living in seclusion? Ha, does the world have such good matter?” 三火尊者面色古怪的摇了摇头,他重重的拍了勿乞一巴掌。长叹道:“兄弟,你这话就说错了！和喜欢的女人一起,云游天下或者隐居？哈,天下有这么好的事情？” When sneers, Three Flame Venerable is pointing at the road said: „Once steps into the road of cultivate to Immortality, cannot draw back, can only enter. Cannot let, can only shoulder! Shoulders with your complete strength! Wandering world or living in seclusion? You had such idea, you died!” 冷笑一声,三火尊者指着来时的路说道:“一旦踏入修仙之路,不能退,只能进。不能让,只能扛！用你全部的力气去扛！云游天下或者隐居？你有了这样的想法,你就死定了！” Sneers again and again several, the Three Flame Venerable ferocious sound said: „Xue Mei father, father best life-and-death friendship. The life and death brothers, damn bumped into that he himself saying that is too many women who previous life owed, leading that woman to go to her clan to live in seclusion. Lives in seclusion for 20 years, lived a doll. The father also hurries to the expression of gratitude without enough time, heard that they queer. Was led the army to surround!” 连连冷笑几声,三火尊者狞声道:“雪媺的父亲,老子最好的生死之交。生死兄弟,他妈的就是碰到了那个他自己说是前世欠的太多的女人,带着那女人去了她族里隐居。隐居二十年,生了一个女娃。老子还来不及赶去道谢,就听说他们得罪了人。被人带着大军包围了！” The deep sigh one breath, Three Flame Venerable said with a smile ferociously: „The whole families confiscate and behead, which tears to shreds, all women before being killed. Do not devastate dozens several hundred! Left behind Xue Mei, making me rescue by luck!” 长叹一口气,三火尊者狞笑道:“满门抄斩啊,碎尸万段哪,所有女人在被杀之前。都别蹂躏了数十数百遍！就留下了一个雪媺,让我侥幸救出来哪！” Makes an effort to whip the shoulder of Wu Qi, the Three Flame Venerable ferocious sound said: „cultivate to Immortality, this is a damn inhuman world, since you came, be not thinking forever can give up! Ha, you do not kill people, the person kills you! You do not snatch others, others snatch your! Your not bad families' matter, others go bad your matter! Step by step crisis, step by step murderous intention, every so often, you except for oneself, even if rests side you, was just done the women who asked you to kiss the biological husband unable to believe by you!” 用力拍打着勿乞的肩膀,三火尊者狞声道:“修仙界,这是一个该死的人吃人的世界,你既然进来了,就永远别想着能够善罢甘休！哈,你不杀人,人杀你！你不抢人家的,人家就抢你的！你不坏人家的事,人家就坏你的事！步步危机,步步杀机,很多时候,你除了自己,哪怕睡在你身边,刚刚被你干得叫你亲亲老公的女人都不能相信！” Points at the sky, Three Flame Venerable laughs saying: „This is cultivate to Immortality! Greedy Wolf Fellow Daoist, Brothers, this is cultivate to Immortality!” 手指天空,三火尊者大笑道:“这就是修仙界！贪狼道友,兄弟啊,这就是修仙界！” The Wu Qi complexion slightly changes, after he remembers oneself arrived at this world , all kinds of things. 勿乞的脸色微微一变,他想起了自己来到这个世界后发生的各种各样的事情。 Yi Yan, Liu Suifeng, Wei Xiaoxiao, Yu Qianqian, Yu Hede wait/etc., to the recent jade about xuan, the jade is wonderful, wind azure cang, Feng Qingwu... 易衍、柳随风、韦笑笑、玉芊芊、玉合德等等,一直到最近的玉合狟,玉玅,风青螥,风青舞。。。 The crisis, murderous intention, oneself walk step by step step by step unexpectedly step by step, because had not bumped into what danger the reason, Wu Qi had let down that string of heart unknowingly! 步步危机,步步杀机,自己居然一步步的走过来,因为一直没碰到什么危险的缘故,勿乞不知不觉已经放松了心头的那根弦！ smacked his lips, Wu Qi knits the brows: „Perhaps, didn't matter say like Fellow Daoist oddly? At least this poor Daoist bumps into, the good person is always in the majority.” 吧嗒了一下嘴,勿乞皱眉道:“也许,事情不像道友说得那样离谱罢？起码贫道碰到的,总还是好人居多。” Wu Qi remembered Jiang Yun Patriarch, remembered White Cloud Immortal Sect and Tranquil Vimalā Sect these immortals, remembered the Yuan Hua Sect many immortals. Except for min Daoist and black ink luan Daoist, because certain long standing grudge and Wu Qi had the contradiction, but the overall looks like, immortal who he bumps into, is very good person. 勿乞想起了江云老祖,想起了白云仙门和清净离垢门的那些仙人,想起了元华门的众多仙人。除了旼道人和墨鸾道人,因为某些旧怨和勿乞有了矛盾,但是总体看来,他碰到的仙人,都还是很好的人呢。 Three Flame Venerable thinks otherwise grins, he is just about negative example lesson Wu Qi that well points out for several tens of thousands his these years to bump into, fierce not Ding's Wu Qi startled well, hurriedly pulled out one foot two cuns (2.5 cm) high-quality artist's paper from the sleeve. 三火尊者不以为然的咧咧嘴,他正要举出数万个他这些年来碰到的反面例子好好的教训一下勿乞,猛不丁的勿乞惊咦了一声,急匆匆的从袖子里掏出了一块一尺二寸长的玉版。 The high-quality artist's paper is sending out the dazzling red light, low and deep ‚humming sound’ sound resounds unceasingly. This is Yuan Hua Sect with the warning jade symbol that blood essence of child and mother money refining up, so long as is in the person is in danger, so long as starts this warning jade symbol, every in a Heavenly Realm range, all same side can receive the information. 玉版正散发出刺目的红光,低沉的‘嗡嗡’声不断响起。这是元华门用子母青蚨的精血炼成的告警玉符,只要是本门中人遇险,只要发动这告警玉符,凡在一个天境范围内,所有同门都能接收到信息。 But the red light on this moment high-quality artist's paper is extremely intense, the person of distress is away from Wu Qi is about several million li (0.5 km) distance, if does utmost with technique of the teleport air-splitting Heaven Immortal can use, general quarter of an hour time Wu Qi can overtake. 而此刻玉版上的红光极其强烈,遇险之人距离勿乞也不过数百万里的距离,如果竭尽全力用天仙才能施展的破空瞬移之术,大概一刻钟时间勿乞就能赶过去。 „Three Flame Fellow Daoist, has a disciple to be in danger in the , this poor Daoist must hurry to have a look!” Wu Qi to the Three Flame Venerable anxious sound said: „Fellow Daoist, if must go to auspicious Le city, fast be please off!” “三火道友,有本门弟子在附近遇险,贫道要赶紧过去看看！”勿乞向三火尊者急声道:“道友若是要去祥乐城,就请速去罢！” Finishes barely the words, Wu Qi figure flashes, broke open directly void to front teleport the past. By Wu Qi present cultivation base, he exhausted within the body 90% True Yuan, breaks open the void teleport distance to be 1 million li (0.5 km). True Yuan exhausts, Wu Qi hurriedly pulls out Spirit Pill to swallow, is busy restoring True Yuan. 话音未落,勿乞身形一闪,直接破开虚空向前方瞬移了过去。以勿乞如今的修为,他一口气耗尽了体内90%的真元,破开虚空瞬移的距离足足有一百万里。真元耗尽,勿乞急匆匆的掏出灵丹吞下,忙着恢复真元。 The rear red light flashes, Three Flame Venerable catches up air-splitting, grasped Wu Qi to face forward teleport the past. 后方红光一闪,三火尊者破空赶来,一把抓起勿乞就朝前瞬移了过去。 „Is father that scoundrel who throws down person of peer to occupy the advantage? You direct the direction, father cultivation base compared with you deeply!”( To be continued,) “老子是那种丢下同行之人自己去占好处的混账么？你指点方向,老子修为比你深！”(未完待续,) . 。
To display comments and comment, click at the button