SLLU :: Volume #2 不知愁

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【 After the on the shelf, I decided that changes the refresh time. 【上架后我决定把更新时间换一下。 Later every day is two. 以后每天还是两更。 An about 2 : 00 pm chapter, about 9 : 00 pm chapter. 下午 2 点左右一章,晚上 9 点左右一章。 Asked everyone to be known by everybody ~ 请大家周知~】 …… Chapter 80 fuck?】 第80章【卧槽?】 Chen Nuo felt oneself possibly opened a making money road accidentally. 陈诺觉得自己可能无意中打开了一条赚钱之路。 Originally has a plan is the plan then uses Hoisting jack This account plays fishing, rakes out the secret trustee. 本来有个计划是打算接下来用【千斤顶】这个账户玩钓鱼,勾出幕后委托人的。 But now somewhat hesitates actually. 但现在倒是有些犹豫了。 Or simply direct and other duty failure, then the secret trustee entrusted the killer to handle matters again. 要不干脆直接等任务失败,然后幕后委托人再委托杀手来办事。 When the time comes snatches again? 到时候再抢一把? Well, is a path. 咦,是条路子啊。 A wave point that plays. 或者玩的更浪一点。 Oneself open a post directly, posts a reward the duty to assassinate itself! 自己直接开个帖子,悬赏任务来暗杀自己! Then comes one to snatch one, coming two to snatch one pair! 然后来一个抢一个,来两个抢一双! The big shot who if can bring in the golden account number, snatched one ticket enough ten years. 要是能引来个黄金账号的大佬,抢一票就够十年了。 Good, Chen Yanluo mouth hi. 好吧,陈阎罗口嗨的。 Actually he is very clear, own strength has not restored to the peak, really attracts the golden big shot, kneeling certainly is oneself. 其实他很清楚,自己的实力还没有恢复到巅峰期,真引来个黄金大佬,跪的一定是自己。 Did not say others, for example Starry Sky Empress. Do not look at Chen Yanluo on the website with unyielding of person resentment. 不说别人,比如星空女皇。别看陈阎罗在网站上跟人怼的硬气。 If really oneself stand in front of Chen Nuo, he ensure turns around runs! Has runs quickly! 真要是本人站在陈诺面前,他保证掉头就跑!有多快跑多快! The Jiang Yingzi matter, the fishing secret trustee first does not worry, dries in the sun for several days. 姜英子的事情,钓鱼幕后委托人先不着急,晾几天。 In 30 days, will not have the new request in any case, in the meantime, the time drags is longer, what worrying is an opposite party. 反正三十天内,不会有新的委托,同时,时间拖的越久,着急的是对方。 And boils again for several days. 且再熬几天。 …… On May 4, youth day. 五月 4 日,青年节。 Early morning time, Chen Nuo first went to the Brother Lei car dealership, met younger sister Chen Xiaoye. 一早的时候,陈诺先去了趟磊哥的车行,把妹妹陈小叶接了。 Several days did not see Xiaoye(small leaf) fat unexpectedly a point, obviously Brother Lei fed good. 几天不见小叶子居然胖了一点,显然磊哥喂养的不错呀。 The long vacation had not ended, in the Brother Lei shop conducted discount promotion sale, the business thief is good. 长假还没结束,磊哥店里搞了个打折促销活动,生意贼好。 The Bald Lei over the face gloss, directs the partner in shop to move the electric car. 光头磊满面油光的,指挥着店里的伙计把电动车搬出去。 Recently he also discussed with the factory a new price, the quantity also raised. The business of unlicensed taxi more did are less. 最近他还跟厂家谈了个新的价格,供货量也提了上来。黑车的买卖越做越少了。 Un, because makes the electric car, recycling is not the unlicensed taxi that steals. 嗯,因为做电动车,回收的不是偷来的黑车。 Special storage battery! 是特么的电瓶! Brought Xiaoye(small leaf) to eat had to fry the package, Chen Nuo is drawing younger sister leisurely going home. 小叶子吃了顿生煎包,陈诺拉着妹妹悠哉游哉的回家。 On the halfway Sun Keke telephones, said that had come back from the paternal grandmother family/home, making Chen Nuo go to the home to eat meal at noon. 半路上孙可可打了电话过来,说是已经从奶奶家回来了,让陈诺中午去家里吃饭。 Chen Nuo thinks to celebrate a holiday greatly, embarrassed spatial, went to the supermarket to raise two bottles of Yang River liquor. 陈诺想了想大过节的,不好意思空着手,就去超市里提了两瓶洋河酒。 The result came to be scolded one by 老孙. 结果上门就被老孙数落了一通。 You work easily, do not run away money that the class is making. Do you eat meal eat meal, buy such expensive/noble liquor to do?” “你打工不容易,都是逃着课赚来的钱。你来吃饭就吃饭,买这么贵的酒干什么?” 老孙 raised one's wine cup placed on the entrance shoes cabinet: One will walk the belt/bring went back, goes to the supermarket to draw back.” 老孙把酒就放在了门口的鞋柜上:“一会走的时候带回去,去超市退了。” Chen Nuo pays no attention to him radically, puts out one bottle directly, 2-3 ripped open the packing box. 陈诺根本不理他,直接就拿出一瓶来,2-3就把包装盒撕开了。 Yeah! Your this child......” 老孙 has not prevented with enough time. “哎!你这孩子……”老孙没来得及阻止。 Chen Nuo shook beverage bottle in hand: Disassembled, has not resulted in draws back. Drank 老孙, we divided one bottle.” 陈诺晃了晃手里的酒瓶子:“拆开了,没得退。喝了吧老孙,咱俩分一瓶。” 老孙 sighed: You is a student, drinks what liquor! Drinks the fruit juice!” 老孙叹了口气:“你还是个学生,喝个什么酒!喝果汁!” …… The liquor opened after all drank up. 酒毕竟还是开了喝掉了。 The 老孙 temperament, where can compete with Chen Nuo such dog the person? 老孙的脾气,哪里能敌得过陈诺这么狗的人? Started does not drink, urged 老孙 to drink one to Chen Nuo, then accompanied one to the Chen Nuo but actually less than half cup, did three cups to two people again continually...... 开始的绝不喝,到陈诺老孙喝一口,然后到陈诺倒小半杯陪一口,再到两人连干三杯…… Unknowingly, one bottle of liquor have gotten down most. 不知不觉,一瓶酒已经下去大半了。 The 老孙 alcohol capacity is ordinary, finally blushing brings the liquor air/Qi: „It is not to a precedent!” 老孙酒量一般,最后红着脸带着酒气:“下不为例啊!” However after all is attending, touching cigarette when Chen Nuo is smiling on the dining table, 老孙 stared ruthlessly, stopped Chen Nuo. 不过毕竟还是顾着点的,当陈诺在饭桌上嬉皮笑脸的摸香烟的时候,老孙狠狠的瞪了过去,制止了陈诺 But the liquor cannot block. 但酒还是拦不住的。 The tradition of magnificence country's, the boy drinks, actually the elder is not repugnant, although especially Chen Nuo 18, but stand-alone gateway have actually lived. 华国的传统,男孩子喝酒,其实长辈是不怎么反感的,尤其陈诺虽然才十八,但其实已经独立门户自己生活。 Drank this matter, 老孙 yields with a show of reluctance, holds one's nose also recognizes. 喝酒这个事情,老孙半推半就,捏着鼻子也就认了。 The vegetable/dish is Yang Xiaoyi does, this teacher's wife, how can I say. 菜是杨晓艺做的,这位师母,怎么说呢。 The moral behavior, Chen Nuo looks down upon very much. 人品么,陈诺是很看不起的。 But what the vegetable/dish does is really good. 但菜做的是真不错。 A tray green pepper fries the pig liver, a tray red-roast bream, tray cauliflower stirs fry the sliced meat. Pot winter melon spareribs soup, exploded a plate of shelled peanut to drink to two men. 一个盘子青椒炒猪肝,一盘子红烧鳊鱼,一盘子花菜炒肉片。一锅冬瓜排骨汤,又炸了一盘花生米给两个男人下酒。 Was the simple dish, Sun Family basically does not work as the bystander Chen Nuo. 都是家常菜,孙家也基本不把陈诺当外人了。 老孙 by urging to drink that Chen Nuo non-stop, urged to urge the liquor to drink, but also a little upper eyelid. 老孙陈诺不停的劝酒,劝着劝着酒喝多了,还有点上脸。 Nearby Sun Keke on careful to Xiaoye(small leaf) child clip vegetable/dish, once for a while steals a glance to look at own parents, steals a glance to look at Chen Nuo again. 一旁的孙可可就细心的给小叶子夹菜,时不时的偷眼去瞧自己的爹妈,再偷眼去瞧陈诺 In the miss family/home heart somewhat is quite shy, always feels today this food, this scene, some those subtle. 姑娘家心中颇有几分羞涩,总觉得今天这顿饭,这个场面,有那么些微妙。 Like...... 就像…… Comes to pay a visit the father-in-law like the celebrating a holiday time son-in-law? 就像过节时候女婿上门拜见老丈人? Sun Keke face bashful red, but look actually looks at Chen Nuo, full is happy. 孙可可脸羞的通红,但是眼神儿却是看着陈诺,满是甜蜜。 老孙 has almost less than half jin (0.5 kg) getting down time, above, had sighed deeply completely several tones, unclear grabs the arm of Chen Nuo, in a low voice: Boy, your point of contention air/Qi, certain point of contention air/Qi......” 老孙差不多有小半斤下去的时候,已经完全上头了,长叹了几口气,含糊不清的抓着陈诺的胳膊,低声到:“小子,你争点气啊,一定争点气啊……” Un, 老孙, I work hard to make money very much.” “嗯,老孙,我很努力的工作赚钱的。” Harmed...... the studies I not to count on you, you, thoughts not in that.” 老孙 beckons with the hand, inciting to slide is small liquor, is spitting the air/Qi: But you result in the correct path! Makes the clear money! Understood? Otherwise, otherwise......” “害……学业我也不指望你了,你啊,心思不在那个。”老孙一摆手,滋溜又是一小口酒,吐着气:“但你一定得走正道!赚明白钱!明白么?不然,不然……” 老孙 saw own daughter, said in a low voice: How otherwise later...... I felt relieved that gives you Keke.” 老孙看了看自己的女儿,低声道:“不然以后……我怎么放心把可可交给你。” Father!” Sun Keke heard this saying, shy low shouted one. “爸!”孙可可听见了这话,害羞的低呼了一声。 Yang Xiaoyi also knits the brows: 老孙, you drank!” 杨晓艺也皱眉:“老孙,你喝多了!” No.” 老孙 forced smile: Cannot block...... the evil, cannot block. This boy, ghost same elf. My daughter, the temper is a muscle, was being cancelled by this boy, what to do I can, what to do......” “没有。”老孙苦笑:“拦不住啊……害,拦不住的。这个小子,鬼一样精灵的。咱家的女儿,性子又是个一根筋的,就这么被这小子勾着了,我能怎么办,怎么办啊……” Saying, 老孙 fears the table suddenly , stares to look at the young men and women two people: I told you! Before the graduation ! Cannot be in love!!!” 说着,老孙忽然一怕桌子,啪的一声,瞪眼看着小男女两人:“我告诉你们啊!毕业之前!不许谈恋爱!!!” Sun Keke became flushed the face embarrassed speech. 孙可可涨红了脸不好意思说话。 Chen Nuo picks a grain of shelled peanut to throw into the mouth, smiles saying: Un, after that graduation ?” 陈诺夹起一粒花生米丢进嘴里,笑眯眯道:“嗯,那毕业后呢?” „After the graduation , after...... graduation,......” 老孙 shakes the head: „After the graduation, Keke went to college, I also no matter so many......” “毕业后……毕业后……”老孙摇头:“毕业后,可可上大学了,我也就不管那么多了……” „Becoming!” Chen Nuo carries the wine glass, respected 老孙 one, sincere say/way: 老孙, I promise you, before Keke graduation, we, send the sentiment, stops the ritual!” “成!”陈诺端起酒杯,敬了老孙一个,正色道:“老孙,我答应你,可可毕业前,我们,发乎情,止乎礼!” 老孙 looks at Chen Nuo, carried the cup to drink up, shook the head: You have a look, you have a look! Which this boy is individual! Worldly person!” 老孙愣愣的看着陈诺,端起杯子来喝完了,才摇头:“你看看,你们看看!这小子哪是个人啊!人精一个!” The Yang Xiaoyi complexion is not so attractive: 老孙! You drank! Words so many! The child is young, pulls some no doing! clear that the later matter says now?” 杨晓艺脸色并不是那么好看:“老孙!你喝多了啊!话这么多!孩子年纪还小,扯这些有的没的干什么!以后的事情现在说的清么?” The Chen Nuo hear the flavor, the smile looked at Yang Xiaoyi. 陈诺听出味道了,微笑看了一眼杨晓艺 老孙 really drank, disregarded radically, pointed at own wife to say directly: You do not understand, you really do not understand, you have not learned.” 老孙是真的喝多了,根本不管不顾,直接指着自己的老婆就道:“你不懂,你是真的不懂,你还没看明白呢。” He is staring at front wine glass, said in a low voice: „ I looked to understand, I looked to understand. This boy, a little meaning. 他又盯着面前的酒杯,低声道:“我看明白了,我都看明白了啊。这个小子,有点意思的。 You look at Xiaoye(small leaf), was being seen by him, discovers to be wronged. This child led directly the younger sister. He is crossing hard, actually must not exposed to the younger sister be wronged, is willing to raise the younger sister. 你看小叶子,被他见着了,发现受委屈。这孩子直接就把妹妹带回去了。他自己一个人过着还紧紧巴巴的,却见不得妹妹受委屈,就肯养着妹妹。 What did this call? This called the moral character! 这叫什么?这就叫品性! I was also worried about him, young and impetuous, don't on going out street in a business area no steady job. 我原来还担心着他,年轻气盛的,别出去街面上瞎混。 The result was booing, runs there the rock pile boss to work. 结果倒好,跑去磊老板那儿打工去了。 That rock pile boss looks ominously, is actually not the unprincipled person. 那个磊老板看着凶,其实不是坏人啊。 Now walks is also the correct path, done proper electric car dealer. 现在走的也是正道,做的正经的电动车经销商。 Chen Nuo follows he to go to work, good, is a correct path! 陈诺跟着他上班,挺好的,是条正道! Such big age, is raising the younger sister, oneself are working to make money, the path has not walked crookedly. 这么大个年纪,养着妹妹,自己打着工赚钱,路子没走歪了。 It is not easy! ” 就不容易!” Saying, 老孙 carries again the cup, the person also stood directly. 说着,老孙把杯子再次端起来,人也直接站了起来。 Chen Nuo saw that the cup is actually spatial, hurries to take up beverage bottle to give 老孙 on fully. 陈诺眼看杯子其实空的,赶紧拿起酒瓶子给老孙满上。 老孙 was also stuffy. 老孙一口又闷了。 Our 老孙, is not others of despising the poor and currying favor with the rich! So long as the child moral character is good, is willing to progress, I do not shut out!” “我们老孙家,不是嫌贫爱富的人家!只要孩子品性好,肯上进,我就不嫌弃!” Then, 老孙 puts down the wine glass, slides, the slippery table got down...... 说完,老孙放下酒杯,兹溜一下,滑桌子地下去了…… 老孙 drank to turn thoroughly. 得,老孙彻底喝翻了。 Chen Nuo scratches the head, oneself this future father-in-law, the alcohol capacity will be ordinary. 陈诺挠挠头,自己这个未来老丈人,酒量一般啊。 Yang Xiaoyi is actually somewhat unhappy, but has not said anything eventually, sets out to support by the arm the husband. 杨晓艺其实是有些不快的,但终究没有说什么,起身去搀扶自己丈夫。 Chen Nuo goes forward to help, brought in the bedroom to lie down 老孙 with joint forces. 陈诺上前帮忙,合力把老孙抬进了卧室里躺着。 Chen Xiaoye sits there was somewhat worried, drew Sun Keke gently. 陈小叶坐在那儿有些担心,轻轻拉了拉孙可可 Why Elder Sister Keke...... your father spoke to my Columbia University sound, didn't he like my brother?” 可可姐姐……你爸爸为什么对我哥大声说话啊,他是不喜欢我哥嘛?” Sun Keke blushed the face, actually pinched a Xiaoye(small leaf) cheek: „, My father that did not speak, likes your elder brother.” 孙可可羞红了脸,却捏了一下小叶子的脸蛋:“才不是呢,我爸那么说话,是喜欢你哥的。” …… Since 老孙 lay down, that this food also ate to the end. 老孙既然躺下了,那这顿饭也就吃到头了。 Chen Nuo is also disinclined to stay behind looks at the Yang Xiaoyi complexion. Obviously this woman is very unsatisfied to oneself. 陈诺也懒得留下看杨晓艺的脸色。显然这个女人对自己是很不满意的。 Also no wonder, looks at female to turn into a dragon. 也难怪,望女成龙么。 老孙 is a good person, was his wife not necessarily. This woman reality, Chen Nuo shortly not area-wide student examination university, does not have the thoughts to continue the studies. Yang Xiaoyi after the daughter makes such boyfriend, is not surely satisfied. 老孙是好人,可是他老婆就未必是了。这女人现实的很,陈诺眼看不会考大学,也没心思继续学业。杨晓艺对女儿以后交这样的男朋友,必定是不怎么满意的。 How however...... manages her to think. 不过……管她怎么想。 Chen Nuo sets out to say goodbye, after bringing Xiaoye(small leaf) was leaving the 老孙 home, going downstairs time passed by three buildings, remembers old Jiang also to live here. 陈诺起身告辞,带着小叶子离开了老孙家后,下楼的时候路过三楼,想起老蒋也住这儿啊。 Celebrated a holiday greatly, looked at the teacher in charge, then the language teacher was not good to fall. 大过节的,过来看了班主任,那么语文老师也不好落下的。 Therefore went downstairs to go to the supermarket to transfer the revolutions, does not know that old Jiang smoked to drink, bought box tea leaves- met each time made up for a missed lesson, old Jiang is carrying the enamel tea mug. 于是下楼去超市转了转,不知道老蒋是不是抽烟喝酒,就买了盒茶叶-每次见面补课的时候,老蒋都是端着个搪瓷茶缸子的。 drawing Xiaoye(small leaf) was going to three buildings, arrives at old Jiangjiamenkou to knock on a door. 拉着小叶子重新上了三楼,来到老蒋家门口敲门。 pā pā pā. 啪啪啪 The gate opens, inside is standing a strange middle-aged woman. 门开,里面站着一个陌生的中年妇女。 The moon-face, the five senses look, looks that celebrates very much. On the face some freckles, look old slightly a little obviously. 圆脸,五官相貌,看着就很喜庆。只是脸上有些雀斑,看着略有一点显老。 The cheek is not white, but faint has the little sickly appearance. 面皮不算白,而隐隐的有一点点病容。 This was old Jiang's wife. 这就是老蒋的老婆了。 Chen Nuo heard the wife who early old Jiang has year to year chronic illness, it seems like conformed to the legend actually. 陈诺早听说老蒋的老婆有常年的慢性病,这么看来倒是符合了传说。 Actually each time comes Jiang to make up for a missed lesson, his wife in the room are treating, never has the front door, never comes to the living room, therefore Chen Nuo has not basically seen at present this, but makes up for a missed lesson occasionally, hits two to put in an appearance, the words have not spoken one. 其实每次来老蒋家补课的时候,他老婆都是在房间里待着,从来不出屋门,也从来不来客厅的,所以陈诺基本没见过眼前这位,只是偶尔去补课的时候,打过两个照面,话都没讲过一句。 Teacher's wife is good, I am the student of Teacher Jiang.” The Chen Nuo stance suspends is very positive: This is not celebrates a holiday, pays a visit Teacher Jiang.” “师母好,我是蒋老师的学生。”陈诺的姿态摆的很正:“这不是过节么,来拜见一下蒋老师。” The women gawked under god, looked at youngster one eyes, looks at Chen Nuo Xiaoye(small leaf), very friendly smiling of: Remembers, in you usually often come home make up for a missed lesson right, comes.” 女人愣了下神儿,看了少年一眼,又瞧了瞧陈诺身边的小叶子,很和气的笑了笑:“记得记得,你平时常来家里补课的对吧,进来吧。” Makes the brother and sister pass through the gate, old Jiang wife makes two people sit down, pours water. 引着兄妹俩进门,老蒋媳妇让两人坐下,又倒了水。 Chen Nuo delivers the tea leaves, old Jiang wife shirked two, spoke several modesties. 陈诺把茶叶送上,老蒋媳妇推脱了两下,又说了几句客气话。 The pattern and 老孙 of Jiang is almost same, is only the ornaments of furniture is more old-fashioned- obviously the current economic condition of Jiang is poorer than 老孙. 老蒋家的格局和老孙家几乎完全一样,只是家具的摆设更老派一些-显然老蒋家的经济条件比老孙要略差一点。 Your Teacher Jiang went to the pharmacy to buy the medicine.” “你蒋老师去药店买药了。” „, Teacher's wife, is Teacher Jiang is you, ill?” Chen Nuo is sending regards carefully. “呃,师母,是蒋老师还是您,身体不适了?”陈诺小心的问候着。 Evil, other teacher's wife teacher's wife, called is too polite.” The women are very genial: Is your Teacher Jiang, couple days ago moved the thing time was wriggling the waist, goes to the pharmacy to buy several medicinal plaster to come back.” “害,别师母师母的,叫着太客气了。”女人很和善:“是你蒋老师,前几天搬东西的时候扭着腰了,去药店买几张膏药回来。” Under, the woman continued saying: Really, do not call teacher's wife, my name is Song, call Song Qiaoyun, you called my Auntie Song to be good.” 顿了下,女人继续道:“真的,你别叫师母,我姓宋,叫宋巧云,你就叫我宋阿姨好了。” Chen Nuo accepts good advice readily, immediately changes a statement. 陈诺从善如流,当下就改了口。 The Song Qiaoyun temper is very genial, the look also celebrates- except for complexion yellow. 宋巧云性子很和善,相貌也喜庆-除了脸色黄了点。 Especially she likes Xiaoye(small leaf) very much, set out to take the sugar to give Xiaoye(small leaf) to eat. 尤其是她很喜欢小叶子,起身就去拿了糖来给小叶子吃。 The Chen Nuo eye saunters everywhere, seeing in the kitchen on the stove to cook an earthenware cooking pot, inside gurgle gurgle is boiling the thing, faint also transmits the taste. 陈诺眼睛四处转悠,看见厨房里炉子上炖着个砂锅,里面咕嘟咕嘟的煮着东西,隐隐的还传来药味。 Auntie Song, your boils the traditional Chinese medicine?” “宋阿姨,您这是煮中药呢?” Un, my is not quite healthy, usually must recuperate with the traditional Chinese medicine.” Song Qiaoyun said with a smile: Your Teacher Jiang usually attended class in the evening does not dare to boil, feared the taste to you, therefore I boiled during the daytime drank.” “嗯,我身体不太好,平日都是要用中药调理的。”宋巧云笑道:“你们蒋老师平时晚上上课的时候不敢煮,怕药味冲着了你们,所以我就白天煮了喝的。” In the Chen Nuo heart moves...... this couple, the person also supports does not go bad. 陈诺心中一动……这两口子,人都还挺不坏的。 Song Qiaoyun seems like, seems that most typical cathysian genial housewife, later turns on the television: You watch the television, drinks tea, old Jiang he should a while come back, the pharmacy is not far, several roads.” 宋巧云看上去,仿佛就是那种最最典型的华夏式的和善的家庭妇女,随后又打开电视机:“你们看电视,喝茶喝茶,老蒋他应该一会儿就回来了,药店不远,就几步路的。” Chen Nuo instead was then difficult to walk, has to bring the leaf to continue to sit quietly, child spiritual power is very luckily easy to be shifted, Song Qiaoyun chose a channel that has the animated cartoon, Xiaoye(small leaf) quick looked fascinated. 这下陈诺反而不好走了,只好带着叶子继续安坐,幸好小孩子精神力很容易就被转移,宋巧云选了个有动画片的频道,小叶子很快就看入迷了。 Chen Nuo with pauses with Song Qiaoyun idle talk daily family activity. 陈诺有一搭没一搭的跟宋巧云闲话家常。 The Song Qiaoyun temper is actually very open, said with a smile: Actually I had heard your name, Chen Nuo is right? Is brave, with that the daughter of 老孙 makes somebody one's spouse?” 宋巧云性子其实很开朗,就笑道:“其实我听说过你的名字,陈诺对吧?就是胆子很大,跟老孙家的女儿搞对象的那个?” „......” Chen Nuo smiles has not spoken. “呃……”陈诺笑了笑没说话。 Evil, wanted me saying that how 17-18 girls cannot make somebody one's spouse, in our ages, 17-18 can get married. Un, in the city does not let, the countryside who manages this.” Song Qiaoyun said with a smile: 老孙 that person, bookishness very much, blocks anything to block, I thought that your young people are good.” “害,要我说,17-18的姑娘怎么就不能搞对象了,在我们那个年代,17-18都能结婚了。嗯,城里不让,乡下谁管这个。”宋巧云笑道:“老孙那人,书生气的很,拦什么拦嘛,我看你这年轻人就不错。” The evil, Chen Nuo thought, 老孙 must have this mentality to be good...... 害,陈诺心想,老孙要有这心态多好…… More sees at present this Auntie Song, was kinder. 越看眼前这位宋阿姨,就越亲切了。 At this time...... 就在这个时候…… When! When! When...... 当!当!当…… The wall clock sound on wall. 墙壁上的挂钟响了。 Reports time on time, 1 : 00 pm, made a sound 13. 准点报时,下午 1 点,响了十三下。 When the wall clock made a sound 13...... 就在挂钟响完了十三下的时候…… Instantaneously, Chen Yanluo thought suddenly the atmosphere is not right!!! 瞬间,陈阎罗陡然觉得气氛不对!!! Looks at this Song Qiaoyun, originally well sitting that smiles friendly, suddenly, body one stiff! 就看身边这个宋巧云,原本好好的和和气气笑眯眯的坐着,陡然之间,身子一僵! DUANG, whole person straight stretched to stand from the chair! DUANG的一下,整个人直挺挺的从椅子上绷着站了起来! Straight of stand! Like the zombie! 站的笔直!就跟个殭尸一样! Turning head, a face was wooden, stares in a big way the eye to look at Chen Nuo, looks at Xiaoye(small leaf). 扭头,一脸木然,瞪大了眼睛看着陈诺,又看着小叶子。 tai! Where monster?!” “呔!何方妖怪?!” „???” “???” fuck? 卧槽 Chen Nuo was silly! 陈诺傻了! Sees Auntie Song again, others were direct model/pattern Er! 再看宋阿姨,人家直接起范儿了! Flings the sleeve to kick the leg to hold up the head! 甩袖踢腿昂首! In the mouth recited: 口中吟唱: Hangzhou ~ beautiful scene ~ unsurpassed ~! west lakeshore ~ strange flower and grass ~ four delicate fragrance of season ~ ~ “杭州~美景~盖世无双~!西湖岸~奇花异草~四了季的清香~~” Hou! 嚯! Good throat! Good melody! 好嗓子!好唱腔! Peaceful lyrics! «Madame White Snake»! 太平歌词!《白蛇传》啊! The Auntie Song one breath sang, suddenly circled by the dining table. 宋阿姨一口气唱完,忽然就绕到了饭桌旁去了。 Works in the table originally Chen Nuo to the drinking glass that drinks tea, does to awake a racket on the table! 抓起桌上原本是给陈诺喝茶的水杯,做醒子在桌上一拍! ! 啪! A drinking glass was good to hang has not patted broken! 一个玻璃杯好悬没拍碎了! Then is pointing at the dumbfounded Chen Yanluo brother and sister. 然后指着已经目瞪口呆的陈阎罗兄妹。 Arranges in order the dear readers! “列位看官! On the document we killed seven to enter seven speaking of that Zhao Zilong in Changbanpo single-handedly, embraced the princekin flatter ( e ) fight, but saw that Cao Aman brave soldiers 800,000, blocked the ( liao ) destination! The Cao Cao xi talent, wants Zilong dismount to accept a surrender! Promises the high office and high pay glory, splendor, riches and honor! So long as your Zhao Zilong falls me today, the future is the senior official must do, steed Ren ride! 上文书咱们说到那赵子龙单枪匹马在长坂坡杀了个七进七出,怀抱幼主阿(e)斗,但见那曹阿满雄兵八十万,拦住了(liao)去处!曹操惜才,要子龙下马受降!许诺高官厚禄荣华富贵!只要你赵子龙今日降了我,今后是高官得做,骏马任骑! Good Zhao Zilong, the trail arms to progress, points at Cao Cao to loudly shout: 好个赵子龙,提枪策马,遥指着曹操大喝一声: ( Ze two)! Your doing nonsense!! ” 老贼(ze二声)!你休要胡言!!” Hou!! Clear pronunciation and mellow voice!! 嚯!!字正腔圆!! This special was Liu Lanfang takes possession?! 这特么是刘兰芳附体了?! Chen Nuo was silly!! 陈诺傻了呀!! fuck! 卧槽 Lay a big trough! 卧了个大槽啊! At this time, the door was shoved open suddenly, old Jiang several steps flushed, grasps Song Qiaoyun around the middle, then fast fished out a small porcelain bottle from the pocket, before twisting off delivered to the Song Qiaoyun nose, making her smell smelling. 就在这个时候,忽然房门被推开了,老蒋几步冲了进来,一把将宋巧云拦腰抱住,然后飞快的从兜里摸出了一个小瓷瓶来,拧开送到了宋巧云鼻子前,让她嗅了嗅。 After Song Qiaoyun smelled several, suddenly, vigor released, physique that the straight divination ascended, soft, was put up by old Jiang is sitting on the chair, lowers the head does not know in a low voice is talking over anything. 宋巧云嗅了几口后,忽然之间,身上的劲儿就泄了,原本直卜楞登的身板,也软和了下来,被老蒋架着坐在了椅子上,低头低声也不知道念叨着什么。 But was finally peaceful. 但总算是安静下来了。 old Jiang wiping away sweat bead, relaxes slightly. 老蒋擦了擦汗珠子,稍微松了口气。 Then looks at Chen Nuo, old Jiang complexion is somewhat ugly, squeezes a smile: Made you be laughed at......” 回头看陈诺,老蒋脸色有些难看,挤出一丝笑容来:“让你们见笑了……” …… Pours water to Chen Nuo again, sits to speak the little while words. 重新给陈诺倒了杯水,坐下来说了会儿话。 old Jiang...... your wife she......” “老蒋……你媳妇她……” old Jiang sighed, beckoned with the hand: Many years, old problem.” Saying, is pointing at own head: Here had/left a accident.” 老蒋叹了口气,摆摆手:“好些年了,老毛病。”说着,指着自己的脑袋:“这里出了点儿岔子。” Several words saying, Chen Nuo understood what is heard. 几句话说下去,陈诺听明白了。 old Jiang's wife Song Qiaoyun, before was the troupe, many years ago left the unit in domestic- because the brain was bad. 老蒋的这位媳妇宋巧云,之前是曲艺团的,好些年前就离开单位了在家养着-就因为脑子坏了。 Also does not know that what's the matter, usually most of the time is like being all right person, but is every day must be taken bad. 也不知道怎么回事,平时大多数时候都跟个没事儿人一样,但就是每天都要发病一回。 Moreover each time the outbreak is starting from about 1 : 00 pm, then continues for one hour. 而且每次发病都是下午 1 点左右开始,然后持续一个多小时。 The time arrives, oneself are good, restoring the normal person is the same. 时间一到,自己就好,恢复成正常人一样。 This problem many years, does not know that saw many doctors, cannot cure. 这毛病好些年了,也不知道看了多少医生,都治不好。 old Jiang does not hate to deliver the mental institution oneself wife, oneself have been looking after at home. 老蒋也舍不得把自己老婆送精神病院,就自己一直在家照顾着。 When luckily the teacher, 1 : 00 pm to 2-3 points, he transferred to a new job the class intentionally, in addition the school in, will go home to consider wife every noon the hour, when she restored, returns to the school again. 幸好当老师,每天下午一点到2-3点之间,他都故意把课调开了,加上学校就在跟前,每天中午都会回家照顾老婆个把小时的,等她恢复了,再重新回学校。 This in a flash, so many years comes. 这一晃,这么多年都是这么过来的。 Originally can, look for a not goinging to the roots of the problem method. 本来能,已经找着了一个治标不治本的法子。 Every day takes a drug to press. 现在每天都吃药压着。 Before 1 : 00 pm, took the medicine on time, can not suffer a relapse. 每天中午一点之前,准时把药吃了,就能不犯病。 But this was not Chen Nuo just visited a moment ago, finally in the family/home on a Song Qiaoyun person, she was busy entertaining honest Chen Nuo, made tea to chat, matter of taking a drug forgetting such several minutes. 可这不是刚才陈诺刚好上门来了,结果家里就宋巧云一个人,她忙着招待诚陈诺,泡茶聊天的,把吃药的事儿给忘了那么几分钟。 Such several minutes, outbreak. 就这么几分钟,发病了。 Also blames me, I go to the pharmacy to go shopping, the time neglecting, went to or was late earlier good, harms......” old Jiang to sigh: Made you be laughed.” “也怪我,我去药店买东西,把时间给忽略了,早点去或者晚点去都行,害……”老蒋叹了口气:“让你们见笑了。” Chen Nuo shakes the head immediately, says with a smile: Without! My also white Hear a Madame White Snake! Wanted me to say teacher's wife melody enough typically! Another day I may probably visit! Inviting teacher's wife must sing an unabridged book to me.” 陈诺立刻摇头,笑道:“没没没!我还白听了一段白蛇传呢!要我说师母这唱腔够地道的啊!改天我可要上门来!请师母务必给我唱个全本的。” old Jiang hears word, somewhat grateful looked at Chen Nuo one. 老蒋闻言,有些感激的看了陈诺一眼。 This child...... the temper is insightful! 这孩子……性子通透! No wonder on the 老孙 mouth said is tired of him, actually likes. 难怪老孙嘴巴上说烦他,其实喜欢的很。 old Jiang smiles bitterly: Your teacher's wife original line of business crosstalk, the peaceful lyrics have also practiced in other words, Madame White Snake was best one that she sang.” 老蒋苦笑:“你师母原来本行就是说相声的,太平歌词也练过,白蛇传是她唱的最好的一本了。” At this time, Song Qiaoyun heard raising the head of suddenly. 就在这个时候,宋巧云忽然听见了抬起头来。 white snake? Was that snake monster comes! disciple! Quickly with Buddha to my gold/metal earthen bowl!” “白蛇?是那蛇妖来了吗!徒儿!快拿佛祖给我的金钵来!” old Jiang did not know whether to laugh or cry, comes up and touches medicine bottle to smell smelling to her. 老蒋哭笑不得,上去又摸药瓶子给她嗅了嗅。 Chen Nuo is shortly inappropriate, hurries to set out to say goodbye. 陈诺眼看不合适,赶紧起身告辞。 old Jiang loosens Song Qiaoyun, sends him to the entrance: Actually all right, so many years I was used to it, moreover sometimes she also on was taken bad at noon such a small little while, in the past on line, I, sometimes when listened to her to perform the play addiction.” 老蒋松开宋巧云,送他到门口:“其实没事儿,这么多年我都习惯了,而且她也就有时候中午发病这么一小会儿,过去就行,我啊,有时候就当听她唱戏过戏瘾了。” Chen Nuo smiles: You really can look on the bright side of thing! The evil, the 老孙 temperament, is too gruff, if he looks like you is so amiable, has not been Director Sun, perhaps was Principal Sun.” 陈诺笑了笑:“您是真想得开!害,老孙的脾气,就是太倔,他要是像您这么随和,早就不是孙主任,没准就是孙校长了。” What? Grandson? Was that grandson monkey comes?” “啥?孙?是那孙猴子来了吗?” Ended! 完了! In the room the Song Qiaoyun suddenly complexion changes, makes an effort to beckon with the hand. 屋子里宋巧云陡然脸色一变,用力摆手。 Invited the Tathagata Buddha quickly!” “快去请如来佛祖!” …… Chen Nuo left. 陈诺离开了。 Before does not get married closes, his vision toward the room in passes through, just saw the balcony...... 不过门合上之前,他的目光往屋子里穿过,刚好看见了阳台…… On the clothes rack is hanging a wood thrush basket...... 衣架上挂着一只画眉鸟笼子…… …… …… Also has the monthly ticket? Do not remain, throws throws!】 【还有月票嘛?别留着了,投吧投吧!】 ……
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