For several days, stretch/open Tan watches " Hapless Bear » news in the network. 接连几天,张叹在网络上关注《倒霉熊》的新闻。 The summary is, tossed about two, did not have. 总结就是,折腾了两下,就没了。 An animated cartoon, does not have any star participates performance, to maintain the news heat degree, was too difficult. 一部动画片,没有任何明星参演,要想保持新闻热度,太难了。 Actually accidentally, saw a bank „undertaking loan” soft Wenguang considers. 倒是无意中,看到了一份银行“创业贷”的软文广告。 Right, was he once wrote. 没错,就是他曾经写的。 According to Luo Ming, this soft writing Toufang at the network major forums, depended upon netizen voluntarily, the effect is good, the person who scolded are many. 据罗明说,这份软文投放在了网络各大论坛,依靠网友的自行传播,效果还不错,骂的人很多。 stretch/open Tan visits a commonly used forum, the person who truly, scolded were many. 张叹登录一个常用的论坛,确实,骂的人很多。 „Vulgar person, full of beautiful love tarnish is the mercenary spirit.” “粗鄙的人,把一份美好的爱情玷污的满是铜臭。” When stretch/open Tanquan has not seen, closed/pass the forum, scolding is also an achievement. 张叹全当没看见,关了论坛,骂也是一种成就啊。 The «Hapless Bear» project like a raging fire conducts, the team must hold the short meeting every morning, each group reports the job schedule, stretch/open Tan brings the screenwriter group, compiles the script aggressively, the progress was very smooth, spent three days of time, has written half. 《倒霉熊》项目如火如荼进行中,项目组每天一早都要开短会,各个小组汇报工作进度,张叹带着编剧小组,紧锣密鼓地编写剧本,进展很顺利,花了三天时间,就已经写了一半。 The «Hapless Bear» script is quite good to write, each volume of over 3 minutes, the story is not independent, will arrange the piece the words, twice the result with half the effort. 《倒霉熊》的剧本比较好写,每一集不超过三分钟,故事独立,会编段子的话,事半功倍。 stretch/open Tan the enterprise is straightens out officially, starts the improvement. 张叹的事业算是正式步入正轨,开始起色。 Auntie Huang heard that he made a big project, made a sumptuous dinner especially, congratulated for him. 黄姨听说他做了一个大项目,特地做了一顿丰盛的晚饭,为他庆贺。 Gets off work, stretch/open Tan bought not to calculate that in the market the expensive gift, trod the dim light of night to go to the Auntie Huang home. 下了班,张叹在商场买了点不算贵重的礼物,踏着夜色来到黄姨家。 Uncle Huang is getting down the Chinese chess with yellow Meimei, yellow Meimei knocks the board game piece on the map of wooden, the heavenshaking sound, the imposing manner is very powerful, sits his opposite Uncle Huang to lower the head the ponder. 黄叔正在和黄莓莓下象棋,黄莓莓把棋子敲在木质的地图上,啪啪震天响,气势十分强盛,坐他对面的黄叔低头沉思。 Thus, the situation who is superior who is poor. 由此可以看出,局势谁优谁劣。 „stretch/open Tanlai, quick comes quickly, I give you to pour the cup tea.” “张叹来啦,快来快来,我给你倒杯茶。” Uncle Huang sets out hastily, yellow Meimei holds him, said powerful: „First ends this game under!” 黄叔连忙起身,黄莓莓一把抓住他,气势十足地说:“先把这局下完！” Uncle Huang educates her: „stretch/open Tanlai.” 黄叔教育她:“张叹来了。” yellow Meimei beckons toward stretch/open Tan: „Came to come, he was not others, stretch/open Tan, worked as the family/home here, how wants how, not to restrict.” 黄莓莓朝张叹是招招手:“来了就来了,他又不是别人,张叹,把这里当自己家,想怎么就怎么,别拘束。” At once also says to Uncle Huang: „Do not want to slide, or you admit defeat, loses money Jie that front.” 旋即又对黄叔说:“别想溜,或者你认输,把前面输的钱结一下。” Two people are noisy, was 1000 money Chadian injured the father and daughter sentiment. 两个人吵吵嚷嚷,为1000块钱差点伤了父女情。 Preparing food Auntie Huang comes out from the kitchen, the hand with the shovel, scolded: „Idle bored, comes to clean vegetables to me!” 正在做饭的黄姨从厨房里出来,手拿铲子,呵斥道:“闲的无聊是不是,进来一个给我洗菜！” „Father you goes.” “爸你去。” yellow Meimei makes Uncle Huang go. 黄莓莓让黄叔去。 Uncle Huang does not go, the reason is very compelling. 黄叔才不去,理由很充分。 „My killed streaming with sweat, wants slow one slow, you go.” “我被杀的汗流浃背,要缓一缓,你去。” Truly, reasonable. 确实呵,蛮有道理的。 „Lost did not give money, that helped our mother prepare food.” yellow Meimei said. “输了不给钱,那就去帮咱妈做饭。”黄莓莓说。 Also is very reasonable, does not give money that to strive, passing that said. 也很有道理,不给钱那就出力呗,说的通。 „Our mother?” “咱妈？” Uncle Huang is angry. 黄叔大怒。 yellow Meimei avoids hastily. 黄莓莓连忙避开。 „My mother my mother, hehe.” “我妈我妈,呵呵呵。” Two people no one is willing to go to the kitchen to help, stretch/open Tan sees that to rub has the sleeve to enter the kitchen, just arrived at the entrance, inside hears one to bellow: „Person!” 两人谁也不肯去厨房帮忙,张叹见状,撸起袖子进厨房,刚到门口,里面传来一声大吼:“人呢！” Saw that Auntie Huang wields the shovel to come out, has a scare stretch/open Tan, flows the oil the shovel almost to paste on his face, making people think the ancient torture, the heat iron slab presses on the face tattoos. 紧接着就看到黄姨挥着铲子出来,把张叹吓一跳,流油的铲子几乎贴到他脸上,让人想起古代的酷刑,烧红的铁块摁在脸上刺字。 A Auntie Huang awkwardness, on the serious face exchanges the smile hastily, was changed that affable president yellow by oneself. 黄姨一阵尴尬,严肃的脸上连忙换上笑容,让自己重新变回那个和蔼可亲的黄园长。 „Opens sighs you to sit, here does not need you to help, old yellow, comes.” “张叹你去坐着,这里不用你帮忙,老黄,过来。” Uncle Huang: „Does?” 黄叔:“干嘛？” „Cleans vegetables! Does Nong said do! Can't come?!!!” “洗菜！侬说干嘛！来不来？！！！” The Uncle Huang jian wife must act crazy, does not dare unable to mention, got angry with the daughter, gets angry with the wife again, the home did not have the foothold. 黄叔见老婆要发飙,不敢说不来,和女儿翻脸了,再和老婆翻脸,这个家就没了立足之地。 „Comes.” “来来来。” yellow Meimei said to his back: „Owes me 1000 dollars, keeps accounts.” 黄莓莓冲他背影说:“欠我1000块钱,记账上哈。” Uncle Huang whispered a non- filial daughter, heaves a deep sigh, in the family/home two women, his position becomes worse and worse. 黄叔嘀咕了一句不孝女,摇头叹息,家里两个女人,他地位每况愈下。 „stretch/open Tanlai?” “张叹来么？” yellow Meimei had stretch/open Tan the idea. 黄莓莓打起了张叹的主意。 „Chinese chess?” “象棋？” „Right, is very simple, meeting? Comes one game?” “对啊,很简单的,会吧？来一局？” „Ok.” stretch/open Tan said. “可以啊。”张叹说道。 yellow Meimei makes him sit immediately with a laugh quickly, suspends the board game piece attentively, does not need stretch/open Tan to begin. 黄莓莓立刻笑呵呵地让他快坐,殷勤地摆好棋子,都不需要张叹动手的。 „The future is a guest, lets you first under.” yellow Meimei said. “来者是客,让你先下。”黄莓莓说道。 stretch/open Tan not polite, first walked a private. 张叹没客气,先走了一个小卒。 „Proceeds a half step, a civilized stride.” “往前一小步,文明一大步。” yellow Meimei: 黄莓莓: She sets out to leave suddenly. 她突然起身离开。 „You and other, I go to bathroom first.” “你等一下,我上个厕所先。” yellow Meimei who goes to bathroom pretended to say accidentally: „Selects the gambling stake more interesting, 1001 games, what kind of? Heard that you took a big project, won't be able to lose?” 上厕所回来的黄莓莓装作无意地说:“来点赌注更有意思,100一局,怎么样？听说你拿了一个大项目,不会输不起吧？” Said, how opens sighs can reject, complied happily. 都这么说了,张叹怎么能拒绝,痛快地答应了。 After two minutes, opens sighs the disastrous defeat. 两分钟后,张叹惨败。 This is unscientific, stretch/open Tan is in a daze, although his Chinese chess is not very strong, but is not bad, however...... this defeat was too quick. 这不科学啊,张叹发愣,他象棋虽然不特别强,但也不差,然而……这败的太快了吧。 yellow Meimei wound salting: „My father most miserable game insisted for three minutes, your......” 黄莓莓伤口撒盐:“我爸最惨的一局都坚持了三分多钟,你这……” stretch/open Tan sizes up yellow Meimei the moon-face, detected that after she travels on official business goes home, the face is rounder, definitely was fat. 张叹打量黄莓莓的圆脸,发觉她出差回家后,脸更圆了一些,肯定胖了。 By this moon-face, brought back him to precipitate some past events in mind to remember, the present miss, the biggest special skill cannot eat, but was below! Like! Chess! 由这张圆脸,勾起了他沉淀在脑海里的一些往事记忆,眼前的这姑娘,最大的特长不是能吃,而是下！象！棋！ Remembers that in childhood she has attended the special training class, the elementary school, junior middle school and high school fight all over the school not to have the rival. 记得小时候她参加过特训班,小学、初中、高中打遍学校无敌手。 To understand this, stretch/open Tan no longer suspects itself, regains the confidence, puts out the wallet happily, patted one hundred dollar bill on the table, like yellow Meimei his army, was powerful a moment ago. 想明白了这点,张叹不再怀疑自己,重拾信心,痛快地拿出钱包,拍了一张百元大钞在桌上,就像黄莓莓刚才将他军一样,气势十足。 yellow Meimei said with a laugh: „Is so refreshed? Thus, you are first receiving, perhaps next game of you won.” 黄莓莓笑呵呵地说:“这么爽快？这样,你先收着,没准下一局你就赢了呢。” Uncle Huang happen to serves food, saw yellow Meimei to damage him, is damaging stretch/open Tan, revealed yellow Meimei the sinister intention: „Opened sighs you is not swindled, this female flickered like this my, finally unknowingly lost 10 games.” 黄叔正好端菜出来,见黄莓莓祸害了他,又在祸害张叹,揭穿黄莓莓的险恶用心:“张叹你千万别上当,这个女子就是这样忽悠我的,结果不知不觉输了十局。” yellow Meimei is angry: „What did I flicker your??!!! Did I flicker you to lose? Isn't the strength is inferior to the person? Is the adults, doesn't have own independent judgment?” 黄莓莓大怒:“我忽悠你什么了？？！！！我忽悠你输了吗？难道不是实力不如人吗？都是成年人,不有自己的独立判断吗？” Uncle Huang had nothing to say in reply, returned to the kitchen to continue to be the helper silently, was there is more suitable he. 黄叔无言以对,默默地回厨房继续当帮工,还是那里更适合他。 „stretch/open Tan, we come again.” “张叹,我们再来。” stretch/open Tan has guarded against the heart. 张叹已经有了提防心。 „, I was not your opponent, does not play.” “不了不了,我不是你对手,不玩了。” stretch/open Tan said that anything not on table, being in arrears matter is small, mainly damages the confidence, will know perfectly well will lose, will also collect, will not have being abused to favor. 张叹说什么都不上桌了,亏钱事小,主要是打击信心,明知会输,还一个劲凑,又没受虐倾向。 Was good was good because of the dinner, everyone washed the hands to eat meal, listening to stretch/open Tan to introduce " Hapless Bear » project. 好在晚饭好了,大家洗手吃饭,听张叹介绍《倒霉熊》项目。 Auntie Huang was happy for him, the mood is good, non-stop giving him to clamp the vegetable/dish. 黄姨为他高兴,心情好极了,不停给他夹菜。 Had the dinner, the burden/shoulder pole of washing dishes has fallen on yellow Meimei of being elated with success. 吃过晚饭,洗碗的担子落在了春风得意的黄莓莓身上。 Auntie Huang and sighed return to the academy, Uncle Huang saw that was worried that was oppressed at home, wandered to the village, only left behind yellow Meimei to sigh. 黄姨和张叹回学园,黄叔见状,担心在家受压迫,也到村里转悠去了,只留下黄莓莓叹气。 When to academy, after courtyard, opens sighs stops suddenly, making Auntie Huang first go back, he walks to the courtyard, takes a walk. 到了学园,经过院子时,张叹忽然停下,让黄姨先回去,他到院子里走走,散散步。 Gazes after Auntie Huang to leave, near under stretch/open Tan a sauntering fence row of dryondra, said to pale yellow corner: „Comes out, I saw you.” 目送黄姨离开,张叹转悠围墙边的一排梧桐树下,对昏黄的墙角处说道:“出来吧,我都看到你了。” On tree knew in eyah eyah was calling, the small insect of corner followed to hum, in air peaceful 2-3 seconds, a small milk sound got up. 树上的知了在咿咿呀呀叫着,墙角的小虫子跟着哼唱,空气中安静了2-3秒,一个小奶音响起来。 „Which do you see?” “你看到哪个哟？” Sichuan, tests stretch/open Tan the intelligence quotient. 一口的川普,真是考验张叹的智商啊。 „I saw you, white Chunhua, did you slide to do?” “我看到你了,白椿花小朋友,你又溜出来想干嘛？” „Goose goose goose ~” “鹅鹅鹅~” little white smiles the goose to call, braves from the dryondra, asked curiously: „How does uncle your child know me here sai?” 小白笑成鹅叫,从梧桐树下冒出来,好奇地问:“大叔你咋子晓得我在这儿噻？” „You first said that you do do here?” “你先说你在这里干嘛？” little white holds up the head, sizes up big mulberry tree, hopes for that said: „I think that on sets up.” 小白昂头,打量身边的大桑树,希冀地说:“我想上树。” „......” “……”