SAHDA :: Volume #21

#2010: Unheard-of absurdity


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I like your choir very much, «This solitary one Formidable» that you sang was very of pleasant to hear, Orchestra was sings your......” “我很喜欢你们合唱团,你们唱的《孤勇者》很好听,达达乐队都是翻唱你们的……” The Xiao manager follows after behind, Balla Balla said that various words of praise, want to try to get close. 肖姓经纪人一路跟在身后,巴拉巴拉说各种好话,想要套近乎。 Wang Wenming entire journey watches, without saying anything, after taping room, with the staff communication, making Xiaobai and the others go to sing, when sang Karaoke. 王文明全程看在眼里,却没说什么,到了录音棚后,跟工作人员沟通下,让小白等人进去唱唱歌,就当唱卡拉OK。 Everyone went , the Xiao broker talent has the opportunity to ask about Wang Wenming's matter about the horse orchid children's choir. 大家都进去了,肖姓经纪人才有机会询问王文明关于马兰花儿童合唱团的事情。 „Do they have the manager?” He asked. “她们有经纪人吗?”他问道。 Wang Wenming said: No.” 王文明说:“没有。” Must look for the broker talent line.” “得找个经纪人才行啊。” Is uncertain.” “不一定吧。” How can not be uncertain, has the manager to manage the good enterprise.” “怎么能不一定,有了经纪人才能管理好事业。” They sang are only the hobbies.” “她们唱歌只是业余爱好。” Didn't establish the choir? I know that your meaning, is they usually must go to school, that are not related, does not go to school can participate in the activity.” “不是成立了合唱团吗?我知道你的意思,是她们平时要上学是吧,那也没关系,不上学的时候可以参加活动。” similar, you wants.” “肖总,你想多了。” Wang Wenming spoke frankly. 王文明直言。 Director king, has what words you to tell me.” “王主任,有什么话你告诉我呗。” You know that who they are bring today?” “你知道她们今天是谁带来的吗?” Who?” The Xiao manager stares suddenly, is stretch/open?” “谁?”肖姓经纪人忽然一愣,“是张总?” Wang Wenming is the director, gathers round person who the boss spins, therefore he guesses correctly is Zhang Tan, is not strange. 王文明是办公室主任,围着老板打转的人,所以他猜到是张叹,并不奇怪。 Wang Wenming nods. 王文明点点头。 The Xiao broker face look changes changed, said: That are not related, must look for the manager, I can go to apply to stretch/open.” 肖姓经纪人脸色变了变,说道:“那也没关系啊,总得找经纪人吧,我可以去向张总申请。” He looks is very clear, the horse orchid children's choir sang so many good songs, is Zhang Tan writes, can see this is the Zhang Tan trusted aide, if he can become their managers, that is Zhang Tan direct descendant, the position is instantaneous. 他看的很明白,马兰花儿童合唱团唱了那么多的好歌,都是张叹写的,可以看出这是张叹的心腹,他要是能成为她们的经纪人,那就是张叹的嫡系,地位瞬间不一样。 Wang Wenming said with a smile: Does not want, I said that similar, you sees the girl of that short hair, you did not know that she is right?” 王文明笑道:“还是不要啦,我就这么说吧,肖总,你看那个短头发的女孩,你不认识她对吧?” The Xiao manager looks to several little girls in taping room, noticed among that short hair, carefully looked looked, just about to says did not know, suddenly the complexion changed, said scruple: stretch/open daughter?” 肖姓经纪人看向录音棚里的几个小女孩,注意到了中间那个短头发的,仔细看了又看,刚要说不认识,忽然脸色一变,迟疑道:“张总的女儿?” Wang Wenming gives him a applause the look, „.” 王文明给他一个赞许的眼神,“是的。” The Xiao manager has not thought that saw the Zhang Tan daughter unexpectedly, has heard Zhang Tan has a daughter , many people have seen in the company, but he does not have. 肖姓经纪人没想到竟然看到了张叹的女儿,一直听说张叹有个女儿,也有不少人在公司看到过,但是他没有。 This is the first time. 这是第一次。 He just unified Wang Wenming's language and expression, notices the Xiaobai feature and Zhang Tan again quite imagines, therefore associates. 他刚刚是结合王文明的语言和表情,再注意到小白的眉目和张叹颇为想象,所以才联想到的。 Wang Wenming continued: Just continuously with that youngest little girl who you spoke, whom did you know?” 王文明继续说:“刚刚一直和你说话的那个最小的小女孩,你知道谁吗?” The Xiao manager fell the vision on Xier, saw only this seems like celebrates the happy little girl to sing very much earnestly. 肖姓经纪人把目光落在了喜儿身上,只见这个看起来就很喜庆欢乐的小女孩正在正在认真唱歌。 Who is? The youngest daughter of boss?” “是谁?老板的小女儿?” Is his daughter.” “是他的干女儿。” The Xiao manager smiles bitterly, no wonder this horse orchid children's choir hard to get hold can barely catch a glimpse , actually can obtain the Zhang Tan new song, originally has such relations. 肖姓经纪人苦笑,难怪这个马兰花儿童合唱团神龙见首不见尾,却总是能得到张叹的新歌,原来是有这么一层关系。 Ok, the relatives and friends of this boss roll are not he can strive. 算了,这种老板的亲友团不是他能争取到的。 The horse orchid children's choir existed for several years, must have the words of manager to have, will not wait till the present. 马兰花儿童合唱团存在好几年了,要有经纪人的话早就有了,不会等到现在。 However, he leaves is still unwilling, asking Wang Wenming to help him pay attention, if, if there is an opportunity. 不过,他离开的时候依然不甘心,请王文明帮他留意一下,如果,万一有机会呢。 Wang Wenming shows neither approval nor disapproval, the heart said that even if you really became others managers, asked that which you can manage? Which can you control? 王文明不置可否,心说即便你真成了人家的经纪人,就问你能管哪个?你管得了哪个? How he looks at Zhang Tan to treat Xiaobai and Xier with own eyes, said that is the beloved daughter is not excessive. 他可是亲眼看过张叹是怎么对待小白和喜儿的,说是掌上明珠不过分。 The Xiao manager brought to be unwilling. 肖姓经纪人带着不甘走了。 In the taping room, the horse orchid children's choir is singing vigorously, the staff actually came out. 录音棚里,马兰花儿童合唱团正唱的起劲,工作人员却都出来了。 Wang Wenming asked: How to need the run machinery?” 王文明上前询问:“怎么不需要操作机器吗?” Staff smile bitterly saying: They sang did not have the methodicalness, played purely, had no way to record, records had no way to tune.” 一个工作人员苦笑道:“她们唱的没有章法,纯玩的,没法录,录了也没法调音。” The monitors approve very nod, even if 1 million monitors, not possible to move to them. 调音师十分认同地点了点头,哪怕是百万调音师,也不可能给她们调好。 Because this group of children are act unreasonably completely, to be how happy how to sing, does not have the coordination. 因为这群小朋友完全就是乱来的,怎么欢乐怎么唱,毫无配合可言。 I listen.” “我听听。” Wang Wenming arrives at one, takes up the earphone to wear in the head, can real-time hear the singing sound in taping room. 王文明走到一处,拿起耳机戴在头上,可以实时听到录音棚里的歌声。 He wore was less than five seconds, hurried to pick, rubbed the ear with no trace, to has stared at his staff to say with a smile: Inside is really happy.” 他戴了不到五秒钟,就赶紧摘了下来,不着痕迹地揉了揉耳朵,对一直盯着他的工作人员们笑道:“里面真欢乐啊。” The staff echo: Yes, inside is really happy.” 工作人员们纷纷附和:“是啊,里面真欢乐。” In a while, the gate of taping room opened, journey journey and millet, toot toot walked. 过了一阵子,录音棚的门打开了,程程和小米、嘟嘟走了出来。 Meanwhile, in the taping room the resounding singing sound also divulged. 与此同时,录音棚里高亢的歌声也泄露了出来。 Was good closes because of the seal gate quickly. 好在密封门很快就又关上了。 How to sing?” Wang Wenming asked. “怎么不唱了吗?”王文明问。 The millet smiles toward him, said: Sang was a little tired.” 小米朝他笑了笑,说:“唱的有点累了。” Toot toot told the facts: Fat pomegranate pomegranate sang was too noisy, my head melon seed humming sound.” 嘟嘟则实话实说:“胖榴榴唱的太吵了,我脑袋瓜子嗡嗡的。” Millet hears word, is a helplessness of face, toot toot said the real reason, a little tired is only the excuse that she finds. 小米闻言,也是一脸的无奈,嘟嘟说出了真实原因,有点累了只是她找的借口。 Wang Wenming almost smiles to make noise. 王文明差点笑出声来。 Sits to the rest area, there has the fruit and drink.” “到休息区坐一下,那里有水果和饮料。” He three people have before window that arrives at not far away, then walked, by the glass wall, can see in taping room remaining three small are only singing hoarsely, the limbs movement are also many, probably is competing. 他把三人带到不远处的落地窗前,然后又走了回来,透过玻璃墙,能看到录音棚里剩下的三小只正在声嘶力竭地唱,肢体动作也多,像是在打擂台似的。 Xier takes off the ear wheat, ran in a hurry. 喜儿摘下耳麦,匆匆跑了出来。 Goes out, she holds the wall, breathed rapidly several tones, sees Wang Wenming to stare at her to look, hiahia smiled two. 一出门,她就扶着墙,急速地喘了几口气,见王文明盯着她在看,hiahia笑了两声。 I must sing by Xiaobai and pomegranate pomegranate, I rest.” “我要被小白和榴榴唱死了,我还是休息休息叭。” Tired rested, they in that side.” Wang Wenming referred to toot toot several people of positions. “累了就休息,她们在那边。”王文明指了指嘟嘟几人的位置。 Xier held the wall to take a section of road, recovered consciousness with great difficulty, this was separated from the wall, the independence walks. 喜儿扶着墙走了一段路,好不容易缓过来了,这才脱离墙壁,独立行走。 This child is not easy, Wang Wenming thought. 这孩子不容易啊,王文明心想。 Good, in the taping room enters the final now, the red is Xiaobai, the blue side is the pomegranate pomegranate, looked that who can laugh last. 好啦,现在录音棚里进入了总决赛,红方是小白,蓝方是榴榴,就看谁能笑到最后。 Although cannot hear the sound, but Wang Wenming has a relish, other staff do not utter a word, is staring the situation in taping room, must look at the final output of branching out. 虽然听不到声音,但是王文明饶有兴致,其他的工作人员也都一声不吭,去都盯着录音棚里的情况,要看分出的最后结果。 Suddenly, does not know how to sing, what in any case presents in their present was, the red and blue side sudden fought, wrestled in the same place. 忽然,不知道里面是怎么唱的,反正呈现在他们眼前的是,红方和蓝方突然打起架来了,扭打在一起。 Wang Wenming several people gawked staring, lags behind to push the door to go to mediate a quarrel. 王文明几人愣了愣,后知后觉推门进去劝架。 Goes, heard the sound. 一进去,就听到声音了。 Xiaobai of its duck, you sneak attack me! You did not speak Wu De.” “它鸭的小白,你偷袭我!你一点也不讲武德。” You its duck, the pomegranate pomegranate you sang died coarse, I must be quarrelled by you.” “你才它鸭的,榴榴你唱的难听死啦,我要被你吵死啦。” You cannot play the duck, Xiaobai your melon baby, you have the skill do not begin the duck.” “你是不是玩不起鸭,小白你个瓜娃子,你有本事不要动手鸭。” Eats my jio, look, what I move is jio ~ “吃我一jio,看,我动的是jio~” „- Melon baby I and you spell! I will not let off your, I must defeat you!” “啊-瓜娃子我和你拼啦!我不会放过你的,我一定要打败你!” Eats my sword ~ “吃我一剑~” You also eat my sword!” “你也吃我一剑!” Looks at my flower arrangement foot, hey! Deceives your, eats my sword!” “看我的插花脚,嘿!骗你的,吃我一剑吧!” „- I almost died, who rescues my duck, who saves me-” “啊-我差点死了,谁来救救我鸭,谁来救救我-” Wang Wenming and staff rush to pull away them. 王文明和工作人员赶忙把她们拉开。 Sees only appearance that their pent-up anger has not disappeared, Wang Wenming Di Xiaojie, is really not the unheard-of absurdity, sang sings can hit. 只见她们余怒未消的样子,王文明嘀笑皆非,真是天下奇闻,唱歌唱的都能打起来。 () ()
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