„Lost honk, good yo.” “迷失的嘟,好欧德啊呦。” „Lost white, oil OK?” “迷失的白,啊油OK？” ...... …… One to English Corner, Xier particularly active, her happy type English was also open for business, English few individuals who „XX that opens the mouth silent loses”, said can understand. 一到英语角,喜儿就分外的活跃,她的喜式英语也开张了,张口闭口“迷失的XX”,说的英语没几个人能听懂。 Tan Jiner are very coarse clear. 就连谭锦儿都很难听明白。 Possibly, only then her oneself can the translation. 可能,只有她自己能够自我翻译吧。 This tiny tot is active and active, then ordinary actually that self-confident, with a happy type English, finds the person to chat everywhere. 这个小不点活跃又好动,那么普通却那么的自信,操着一口喜式英语,到处找人聊天。 Others look at her to be lovable, generally will accompany her to say two with a laugh, basically is the chicken says to the duck. 人家看她可爱,一般都会笑呵呵地陪她说两句,基本都是鸡对鸭讲。 Therefore after chatting several, really cannot chat, can only say goodbye to leave. 所以聊了几句后,实在聊不下去了,就只能告辞离开。 Must change into Chinese, this child is not willing. 要换成中文,这小孩子又不肯。 Everyone looked deity looks at Xier, is hard to understand how this baby achieves such self-confidently, others cannot understand her to speak obviously, she actually still finds the person to chat everywhere. 大家看神仙似的看喜儿,难以理解这娃娃是怎么做到这么自信的,人家明明听不懂她讲话,她却依然到处找人聊天。 Tan Jiner cannot hold on. 谭锦儿拉都拉不住。 This baby also spoke plausibly, mentions the English Corner to be to dare saying that said to speaking incorrectly are not related. 这娃娃还振振有词,说来英语角就是要敢于说吖,说对说错都没关系的。 En ~ ~ her saying yes right, but Tan Jiner thought that possibly was she is wrong. En~~她的这话是没错,但是谭锦儿觉得可能是她这个人错了吧。 Before, when she just learned English, to sharpen the spoken language ability, came this frequently the English Corner in university, pretended to be the student to speak English. 以前,她刚学英语时,为了提高口语能力,经常来这所大学的英语角,冒充学生说英语。 Sometimes, Xier will also follow to come together. 有时候,喜儿也会跟着一起来。 Xier to English „special skill” trains, she unifies the oneself life story, as well as regional dialects of Huang Village, creatively found „XX happy type English that lost”. 喜儿对英语的“特长”就是这么培养起来的,她结合自己的人生阅历,以及黄家村的各地方言,创造性地开创了“迷失的XX喜式英语”。 „Is you ~ department of English goddess.” “是你~英语系女神。” Suddenly, the English Corner emitted a Chinese, the person who the surroundings can hear looked. 忽然,英语角冒出了一句中文,周围能听到的人纷纷看了过来。 After all, here agreement established custom, try not to speak Chinese, talked in English as far as possible, forced oneself. 毕竟,这里约定成俗,尽量不要说中文,尽量用英语交谈,逼迫自己。 Suddenly emits such a Chinese, very towering. 突然冒出这么一句中文,十分的突兀。 Most critically, the content of these words, department of English goddess! 更关键的是,这句话的内容,英语系女神！ The person who just came to the English Corner possibly did not know these words the meaning, but here person knows since long, this department of English goddess, referred to one appearing and disappearing in the goddess of English Corner frequently. 刚来英语角的人可能不知道这句话的意思,但是长期来这里的人就会知道,这个英语系女神,就是指一位经常出没在英语角的女神。 The goddess that almost came daily, went into hiding afterward a long time, then appeared afterward occasionally one time, mysteriously appears and disappears. 只是原本几乎天天来的女神,后来很长一段时间销声匿迹了,再后来便是偶尔来出现一次,神出鬼没。 This goddess, is Tan Jiner. 这个女神,就是谭锦儿。 However here no one knows that her name, only knows she is surnamed Tan. 但是这里没有人知道她的名字,只知道她姓谭。 Also no one knows that which school which department she is. 也没人知道她是哪个学院哪个系的。 Therefore everyone was then aware her belonged to the department of English. 于是大家便自觉把她归入了英语系。 However some people have gone to the department of English to inquire, from the start does not have female student surnamed Tan. 但是早就有人去英语系询问过,压根没有姓谭的这位女生。 The department of English goddess that many have not presented appears today, this immediately aroused the interest of people, unknowingly, the crowd in surrounds toward Tan Jiner. 许多没出现的英语系女神今天又出现了,这立即引起了众人的关注,不知不觉中,人群在往谭锦儿这边围拢。 Tan Jiner rushes to take the best friend group, Tan who who Xier „loses” draws in also in „loses” leaves. 谭锦儿赶忙带上闺蜜团,拉上还在“迷失的”“迷失的”的谭喜儿小朋友离开。 On gone back road, Xier has not given full expression. 回去的路上,喜儿意犹未尽。 „Elder sister, you give me again time, my English ten levels ~” “姐姐,你再给我一点时间,我的英语就十级啦~” Xier does not know the self-confidence of where coming, her elder sister has also tested six levels, has a disparity to eight levels. 喜儿不知道是从哪里来的自信,她姐姐也才考过六级,离八级还有一段差距呢。 Toot toot quickly grasps the meaning of something, the words that Xier spoke make her seem to have met before, where has probably listened. 嘟嘟一激灵,喜儿说的话让她似曾相识,好像在哪里听过。 English ten levels? 英语十级？ Her infant language was also once praised by everyone, said that is at least ten levels. 曾经她的婴语也被大家夸奖,说是最少有十级呢。 „* ............” “*…………” She spoke thoughtlessly said two, was that smooth. 她随口就说了两句,还是那么的顺畅。 „Lost honk, what did you say?” Xier asked toot toot, she heard a moment ago. “迷失的嘟,你说什么？”喜儿问嘟嘟,刚才她听到了。 Toot toot said: „I can be an English teacher in the future.” 嘟嘟说:“我将来可以做一个英语老师。” Xier nods, anybody can have the dream. 喜儿点点头,任何人都可以有梦想。 Can think that can succeed. 敢想才能成功。 The pomegranate pomegranate also said: „In the future should not be the math teacher.” 榴榴也说:“将来不要做数学老师。” She the complaint to math teacher is somewhat deep. 她对数学老师的怨念有些深啊。 The math is too difficult to study. 数学太难学啦。 Xier educates her: „Pomegranate pomegranate, you cannot like this, you unable the leaning branch, this you not to be admitted to a university in the future.” 喜儿教育她:“榴榴,你不能这样,你不能偏科吖,这样的话你将来考不上大学的。” The pomegranate pomegranate catches the brain extravagant child, always feels there itchy, probably in long brain. 榴榴抓了抓脑阔子,总感觉那里痒痒的,好像在长脑子似的。 Naturally, there is another possibility, that was she is very bothersome the happy baby saying that this saying, really resembled like mother vermilion. 当然,也有另一种可能,那就是她真很烦喜娃娃说这话诶,真就像朱妈妈似的。 People walks toward the school outside, while chirp chat. 众人一边往学校外走去,一边叽叽喳喳的聊天。 Tan Jiner is looking after everyone, can not speak in a moment as far as possible, actually, listening secretly the children chatted is interesting. 谭锦儿只是照看着大家,能不说话就尽量不说话,其实,偷听小朋友们聊天非常有趣。 For example, this group of little fellows complained the language teacher and math teacher all the way, particularly the pomegranate pomegranate complained crazily. 比如,这群小家伙一路上吐槽语文老师和数学老师,尤其是榴榴疯狂吐槽。 The pomegranate pomegranate and Xiaobai complained, Tan Jiner can also understand, but, the happy babies of her family/home also complained, journey journey also complained, toot toot also complained, has not spoken on Xiaomi. 榴榴和小白吐槽,谭锦儿还能理解,但是没想到,她家的喜娃娃也吐槽,程程也吐槽,嘟嘟也吐槽,也就小米没有说话。 The only difference is, the after happy babies of her family/home complained, fell behind especially several steps, slid to her side, told her low voice, she chatted with everyone said that actually she liked the language teacher and math teacher very much. 唯一的区别是,她家的喜娃娃吐槽后,特地落后几步,溜到她的身边,小声告诉她,她只是陪大家聊天才这么说的,其实她很喜欢语文老师和数学老师。 Tan Jiner looked at her one eyes, does not know that she actually really thinks, told the truth by the tone of joke. 谭锦儿瞄了瞄她一眼,不知道她到底是不是真的这么想,还是以玩笑的口吻说真话。 Pomegranate pomegranate firepower full, the light complained the language teacher and math teacher does not satisfy a craving, she also complained the sales store boss and principal uncle. 榴榴火力全开,光吐槽语文老师和数学老师不过瘾,她还吐槽了小卖部老板和校长大叔。 Complaining the sales store boss is because, this boss made children too much money! 吐槽小卖部老板是因为,这个老板赚了小朋友们太多的钱啦！ But complained principal uncle, was because this fellow has not completed several matters to her, added that was the principal! 而吐槽校长大叔,是因为这个家伙没给她办成几件事,还说是校长呢！ Complained the teachers, these children started to discuss topic that lost weight. 吐槽完了老师们,这些小朋友又开始讨论起减肥的话题。 Everyone hopes consistently the pomegranate pomegranate loses weight, do not eat too. 大家一致希望榴榴减减肥,不要吃太多了。 The pomegranate pomegranate expressed is angry very much, she thought that oneself was not fat, that was cute. 榴榴表示很生气,她觉得自己一点也不胖,那是可爱。 Xiaomi said: „Everyone can be different, thin, fat, high, short, without relations, so long as health, so long as oneself is self-confident, crossed happiness, that enough, why must listen to others, must lose weight, must grow, must put on weight, our oneself happily good.” 小米说:“每个人都可以是不一样的,瘦一点,胖一点,高一点,矮一点,都没有关系,只要健康,只要自己自信,过的开心,那就够了,为什么要听别人的,要减肥,要长高,要长肉呢,我们自己开心就好。” The happy baby deeply feels the approval, nods, but also slightly runs up to side the millet especially, said to her personally: „Xiaomi, Xiaomi, although I have not understood anything that you said that but I felt you said is very right.” 喜娃娃深感认同,点点头,还特地小跑到小米身边,亲口对她说:“小米,小米,虽然我没听懂你说的什么,但我觉得你说的很对。” The millet traces her head, „you will grow up in the future again, you can understand what is heard.” 小米摸摸她的脑瓜子,“等你将来再长大一点,你就能听明白了。” Xier grins to smile, the doubts asked: „Can't my 10-year-old children understand?” 喜儿龇牙笑了笑,疑惑地问:“我10岁的小孩子都不能听懂吗？” Xiaomi does not speak, the key was you must really 10 years old, oh, ok, the new clothes of emperor did not reveal the happy baby. 小米不说话了,关键是你要真的十岁啊,唉,算了,不揭穿喜娃娃的皇帝的新衣了。 The pomegranate pomegranate is pondering to the words of Xiaomi. 榴榴对小米的话在沉思。 Toot toot has not understood, does not seem to perceived, forefront she runs up to once for a while, looked into the small red horse to appear in the field of vision. 嘟嘟没听懂,似乎也没听进去,她时不时跑到最前面,眺望小红马是不是出现在了视野里。 Xiaobai nods, journey journey same, and journey journey said: „Millet, I felt you said is very right, everyone can be different, we do not listen to others saying that how must how, making oneself is good.” 小白点了点头,程程同样,并且程程说道:“小米,我觉得你说的很对,每个人都可以是不同的,我们不要听别人说要怎么样怎么样,做自己就好啦。” Xiaomi said with a smile: „Right, journey journey you understood.” 小米笑道:“对的,程程你听懂了。” The pomegranate pomegranate echoes: „Millet, I also understood.” 榴榴过来附和:“小米,我也听懂了。” She understood, she fat is not the crime, therefore later do not teach her to lose weight, particularly mother vermilion! After the pomegranate pomegranate decides to go home, must deliver these words of millet to mother vermilion, making mother vermilion understand well, digests! 她听懂了,她胖一点不是罪,所以以后不要教她减肥啦,尤其是朱妈妈！榴榴决定回家后,要给朱妈妈讲讲小米的这些话,让朱妈妈好好理解一下,消化一下！ () ()