little white this destruction king, first aunt family/home, the television that looked is giving the abandonment Bai Jianping. 小白这个破坏大王,一来舅妈家,就把白建平在看的电视机给报废了。 Bai Jianping did not have the television to look, in the heart a void, a day did not care about the international and domestic important matter, was not at heart steadfast, does not have the security sense, always thought that this world must cloud over, did not have his remote, if Earth does not transfer. 白建平没了电视看,心中一阵空虚,一天不关心国际国内大事,心里不踏实,没有安全感,总觉得这世界要变天啦,没了他的远程遥控,万一地球不转了呢。 Therefore he rummages through chests and cupboards, finally was found an obsolete radio by him, before this is before came Pujiang, they in other places work, in the family/home did not have the television, the living condition not to allow him to worry about the human the destiny important matter, therefore was economical in everyday spending, bought a radio with oneself one month of spending money, finally caught up with old Li's level of living. 于是他翻箱倒柜,终于被他找到了一只老旧的收音机,这还是以前来浦江之前,他们在其他地方打工,家里没有电视,生活条件不允许他操心人类的命运大事,于是就省吃俭用,用自己一个月的零花钱买了一只收音机,终于赶上了老李的生活水准。 On the radio fell many dust, as soon as he touches, left behind a hand imprint, attains the kitchen, polishes with the cleaning rag. 收音机上落了很多灰尘,他一摸,就留下了一个手印,拿到厨房,用抹布擦干净。 little white curiously with the past, striking an attitude to twist off the faucet, asked that the uncle wants her to help scrub to brush. 小白好奇地跟了过去,作势要拧开水龙头,问舅舅要不要她帮忙洗刷刷。 Bai Jianping looks, my goodness, this is dislikes his radio also to use. 白建平一看,好家伙,这是嫌他的收音机还能用是吧。 He turned down the good intention of melon baby, oneself began to scratch cleanly, returned to the living room, lay down on the rocking chair, manipulated the radio. 他婉拒了瓜娃子的好意,自己动手擦干净了,回到客厅,躺在摇椅上,摆弄收音机。 What a pity the radio was affected, frequency modulation time sends out to brush the sound unceasingly. 可惜收音机受了影响,调频的时候不断发出刷刷声。 „Notch ~” “哦豁~” little white collected a small head to come, makes the sound that took pleasure in others' misfortunes. 小白又凑了一个小脑袋过来,发出幸灾乐祸的声音。 Bai Jianping does not respond her , to continue to manipulate the radio. 白建平不搭理她,继续摆弄收音机。 His unceasing frequency modulation, attempts unceasingly. The life like this broken radio, no one knows that the next channel can make the sound, brings the pleasant surprise. 他不断调频,不断尝试。生活就像这台破收音机,谁也不知道下一个频道能不能发出声音,带来惊喜。 The horse orchid sees unable to drive away little white, can only hold one's nose to recognize. 马兰花见赶不走小白,只能捏着鼻子认了。 She entered the kitchen, when she comes out again, saw only in the living room to resound the sound in radio, the sound that an old aunt is using to sing in good voice and with feeling told the story. 她进了厨房,当她再次出来时,只见客厅里响起了收音机里的声音,一个老阿姨在用声情并茂的声音讲故事。 The story crosses river about a small duck. 故事是关于一只小鸭子过河的。 Is the children's story, will be suitable for the age not over 5 years old. 是儿童故事,适用年龄不会超过五岁。 However in living room one old one few, listened with great interest, shakes the foot with the same frequency. 但是客厅里一老一少,听的津津有味,用相同的频率抖脚。 The horse orchid is speechless, she places on the table the big china bowl that carries from the kitchen, to turning away from her is listening to the broadcast story slightly spoke in vain: „Melon baby!” 马兰花无语,她把从厨房里端出来的大瓷碗放在餐桌上,对背对着她听广播故事的小白说:“瓜娃子！” „What lives in?” “住啥子？” The small old age does not return asked. 小白头也不回地问。 „Crawls, eats the stick good chicken?” “爬过来,吃不吃棒棒鸡？” „Clam?” “蛤？” little white is surprised, turn head when is extremely intense, the small stool that she sits turned, she also lay on the ground, but doesn't matter, this cannot prevent one wanted to eat the stick good chicken fresh/live small heart to heart. 小白惊讶,回头时太过激烈,以至于她坐的小凳子翻了,她也趴在了地上,但是没关系,这不能阻止一颗想要吃棒棒鸡的鲜活的小心心。 little white hands and feet and using, crawled two steps to stand, tumbled near the table, saw only in the big china bowl really to have one braved the steam is floating the stick good chicken of blobs of oil. 小白手脚并用,爬了两步才站起来,连滚带爬到了餐桌边,只见大瓷碗里真的有一份冒着热气的漂着油花的棒棒鸡。 The small grade of bessemer steel water secretion, asked happily: „Aunt, you especially to the stick good chicken that I do make? You really good ~” 小白口水分泌,开心地问道:“舅妈,你特地给我做的棒棒鸡吗？你真好~” The aunt definitely knows that she must come, therefore completed the stick good chicken ahead of time, although must catch up with her to walk, does not welcome her, but likes obviously at heart very much her. 舅妈一定是知道她要来,所以提前做好了棒棒鸡,虽然话里话外要赶她走,不欢迎她,但是明明心里是很喜欢她的。 little white thinks very happily. 小白美滋滋地想。 „You made a mistake, under this is I and your uncle leftovers, you looked, this stick good chicken bit half, did you look? This is your uncle bites, his tooth seal.” The horse orchid cold blood is brutal, the heavy hands urge the little flowers to be colored. “你搞错了,这是我和你舅舅吃剩下的,你看,这块棒棒鸡咬了一半,你看了没？这是你舅舅咬的,还有他的牙印。”马兰花冷血无情,辣手催小花花。 The little flowers are colored:! 小花花:！ She really saw that stick good chicken was nipped half, remaining half in bowl. 她真的看到了那块棒棒鸡被咬了一半,剩下一半在碗里。 „- Uncle-” little white shouted. “啊-舅舅-”小白大喊。 „Does? This does not close my matter.” “干嘛？这不关我的事。” Bai Jianping does not carry this pot, he has not eaten half to keep half! 白建平坚决不背这个锅,他才没有吃一半留一半！ By him the understanding the nag, this definitely was the nag just did in the kitchen, for makes fun of the melon baby, otherwise she could not swallow this tone. 以他对老马的了解,这肯定是老马刚刚在厨房里干的,为的就是捉弄瓜娃子,不然她咽不下这口气。 Cannot swallow this tone, while eats to the little white stick good chicken subconsciously. 一边咽不下这口气,一边又下意识地给小白棒棒鸡吃。 This is loving and hating. 这是爱并痛恨着。 „Your lang does eat half to keep half in the bowl?” “你啷个吃一半留一半在碗里咧？” „I do not have, is not I, your aunt spoke irresponsibly.” “我没有,不是我,你舅妈乱说。” Bai Jianping proficiently came one to deny third even/including. 白建平熟练地来了一个否认三连。 „Aunt, the uncle said that you spoke irresponsibly.” “舅妈,舅舅说你乱说。” „I am speak irresponsibly.” “我就是乱说的。” „, Clam?” “哦,蛤？” „It is not your uncle eats, is I eats, I ate half intentionally, lost half in the bowl, do you eat?” “不是你舅舅吃的,是我吃的,我故意吃了一半,丢了一半在碗里,你吃不吃？” The tooth that little white hates is itchy, but does not have the means that digs up to draw the bowl to oneself in front of hastily quickly, eats with great interest. 小白恨的牙痒痒,但是没有办法,连忙把碗快扒拉到自己面前,津津有味地吃起来。 „Aunt, is a little few.” “舅妈,有点少诶。” little white looks at this big china bowl, the bowl is very big, however inside stick good chicken on a point, 1/3 does not have. 小白看着这大瓷碗,碗很大,但是里面的棒棒鸡就一点,三分之一都没有。 If is only left over these stick good chickens, that uses the small bowl to be abundant, but why must use such a big bowl. 要是只剩下这些棒棒鸡,那就用小一点碗盛呀,可为什么还要用个这么大的碗呢。 „Your melon baby matter are really many, do you eat? Does not eat to me, I must wash dishes, prepare to sleep.” “你个瓜娃子事真多,你吃不吃？不吃给我,我要洗碗,准备睡觉了。” „Eats ~ huh huh ~” “吃吃吃~哼哧哼哧哼哧~” The horse orchid also sits before the table, stares at little white to wolf down, praises delicious, suddenly, she comes one suddenly: 马兰花也坐在餐桌前,盯着小白狼吞虎咽,夸好吃,忽然,她冷不丁地来一句: „Melon baby, your old man walked, can I hit you?” “瓜娃子,你老汉走了,我能打你了吗？” „......” “……” How entire day under to have such aunt ~ 全天下怎么会有这样的舅妈啊~ „I finished eating ?” “我吃完了,还有吗？” „Also.” “还有。” „My Kangkang.” “我康康。” „Does not eat to you.” “不是给你吃的。” „Whom does that give to eat?” “那给谁吃呀？” „I and your uncle eat.” “我和你舅舅吃啊。” „Hou humph, is really mean-spirited.” “嚯嚯,真小气。” „Big evening eats so many, will be supported by you stupidly, cleans the teeth to wash the face.” “大晚上吃这么多,会被你撑傻,刷牙洗脸去。” The horse orchid was about to take away her bowl, the taking away kitchen cleaned. 马兰花把她的碗快收走了,拿去厨房清洗。 When she comes out again, sees only little white to turn looks for the refrigerator, discovered the extraordinary thing. 当她再次出来时,只见小白正在翻找冰箱,发现了了不得的东西。 „Hou humph humph ~ ~ ~ aunt, in refrigerator lang so many little bear drink?” “嚯嚯嚯~~~舅妈,冰箱里啷个这么多小熊饮料呢？” „What's wrong? Can't have?” “怎么？不可以有吗？” „Did you raise other young basin friend?” “你是不是养了别的小盆友？” „Crawls, ghost mildew day eye ~” “爬开,鬼霉日眼的~” „Snort ~” “哼~” little white arrives at side Bai Jianping , to continue to harass the uncle, asked the little bear drink in his refrigerator to buy for whom drinks. 小白来到白建平身边,继续骚扰舅舅,问他冰箱里的小熊饮料是买给谁喝的。 Bai Jianping looked at a horse orchid that went to the kitchen, lowered the sound saying: „Drinks on your aunt, she was infatuated with this flavor.” 白建平看了一眼去了厨房的马兰花,压低声音说:“就你舅妈喝的,她迷上了这个味道。” The horse orchid displayed long before the tendency that is infatuated with little bear drink, after little white does not come for a long time, in the family/home the condition was gradually loose, she starts to store up little bear drink. 马兰花很早以前就表现出了迷恋小熊饮料的倾向,小白长时间不来后,家里条件渐渐宽松了,她就开始囤积小熊饮料。 „, This is the child drinks.” “哇,这是小孩子喝的诶。” Suddenly, Bai Jianping felt that the horse orchid appeared in the kitchen entrance, looked toward here. 忽然,白建平感觉到马兰花出现在了厨房门口,往这边看。 Although he had not looked with the eye, but felt murderous aura. 虽然他没有用眼睛去看,但是感觉到了杀气。 Therefore, Bai Jianping said loudly awe-inspiring: „ Said anything you! Is your aunt the small female celestial, lang cannot drink little bear?! 于是,白建平大声地正气凛然地说道:“说啥子呢你！你舅妈是小仙女,啷个不能喝小熊？！ ! ” ！” „Aiya do you do loudly, frighten me to jump.” “哎呀你这么大声干嘛,吓我一跳呢。” little white by the acoustic stiffness that he enhances suddenly frightening the body shakes, did not know that the uncle loses any temper. 小白被他突然提高的声度给吓的身子一抖,不晓得舅舅发啥子神经。 The next quarter, little white knows the uncle said this saying to be what meaning, originally is flatters. 下一刻,小白就知道了舅舅说这话是什么意思,原来是拍马屁呢。 „Snort ~ fart black ~” “哼~屁儿黑~” little white drops gu one, got out of the way. 小白滴咕一声,走开了。 However before getting out of the way, she gave the pass/test the radio conveniently. 不过在走开之前,她顺手把收音机给关了。 Too did not pay attention to Bai Jianping. 太不把白建平放在眼里了。 He also wants to turn on the radio, but was been weak by the horse orchid taunt, listening to the weak children's story also to be fascinated. 他还想打开收音机,但是被马兰花嘲讽幼稚,听个幼稚的儿童故事也能入迷。 This said Bai Jianping very embarrassed, receives to reach behind the back resentfully, prepares to sleep. 这把白建平说的很不好意思,悻悻地收回手,准备睡觉去。 „Uncle, shows me your cell phone.” Slightly spoke in vain. “舅舅,把你的手机给我看看。”小白说。 „Does?” “干嘛？” Bai Jianping did not feel relieved, by the melon baby tonight's destruction attribute, his cell phone is bad. 白建平不放心,以瓜娃子今晚的破坏属性,他手机要糟。 () () …… ……