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#1484: Xu Xian hits the person-


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Chapter 1486 Xu Xian hits the person- 第1486章许仙打人啦- Lady White Snake, Lady White Snake- gets out of bed.” “白娘子,白娘子-起床啦。” „...... Wheezing ~ “……呼噜噜~” Lady White Snake! Gets out of bed!! You do not get out of bed, Xiaoqing must follow Xu Xian to run-” “白娘子!起床啦!!你再也不起床,小青就要跟着许仙跑啦-” „...... I * do not marry Xu Xian......!!” “……我才*不要嫁给许仙……!!” The pomegranate pomegranate was energetic immediately, opened the eye, sat from the bed, sees mother vermilion dull, asked: „Did Xiaoqing follow Xu Xian to run?” 榴榴立即精神了,睁开了眼睛,从床上坐了起来,呆呆地看着朱妈妈,问:“小青跟着许仙跑了吗?” You , if not get out of bed, they ran.” “你要是不起床,她们就跑了。” Its duck little white, I must spell with her-” “它鸭的小白,我要和她拼啦-” Gets out of bed you to make a movie quickly today, you did not anticipate is very long?” “快起床今天你们要拍戏,伱不是期待了很久吗?” Today is on Saturday, «Lady White Snake Legend» cast and crew will welcome several utilities, director thanks Baosheng had confessed with cast and crew, today is children's special performance, saw that others certainly are kind, smile and kindness, creates the relaxed happy atmosphere for them, this can guarantee that the little friend does not have the pressure, makes a movie smoothly. 今天是周六,《白娘子传奇》剧组将迎来几位小演员,导演谢宝盛已经跟剧组交代了,今天是小朋友们的专场,见到人家一定要亲切、微笑、和蔼,为她们营造轻松欢乐的氛围,这样才能保证小朋友没有压力,拍戏顺利。 The pomegranate pomegranate slow-going to get out of bed, after getting out of bed , the first matter goes to the bathroom, in inside un well un well quite a while, urges until vermilion Xiaojing, she slow-going, holds one's nose saying: Good smelly duck ~ ~ my smelly good smelly duck ~ ~ ~ 榴榴磨磨蹭蹭起床,起床后第一件事就是去卫生间,在里面嗯咦嗯咦半天,直到朱小静去催,她才磨磨蹭蹭出来,捏着鼻子说:“好臭鸭~~我的臭臭好臭鸭~~~” vermilion Xiaojing carries her, hurries to close the door of bathroom, immediately opens, turns on the ventilating fan in bathroom. 朱小静把她拎出来,赶紧把卫生间的门关上,随即又打开,把卫生间里的排风扇打开。 You have not begun rehearsing the ventilator, the stink cannot disperse.” “你没开排风扇,臭味散不掉。” How did my stomach stomach install so many smelly? My God duck ~ ~ “我的肚肚怎么装了这么多臭臭?我的天鸭~~” The pomegranate pomegranate lowers the head to size up the stomach stomach of oneself, touches pinches pinches, is inconceivable, just so many smelly, installs in this unexpectedly completely. 榴榴低头打量自己的肚肚,摸啊捏啊掐啊,难以想象,刚刚那么多的臭臭,竟然全部装在这里面。 Many that you eat, smelly were also certainly many, cleans the teeth to wash the face quickly, eats meal we to hurry cast and crew, should not be late.” “你吃的多,臭臭当然也就多了,快去刷牙洗脸,吃了饭我们要赶紧去剧组,可别迟到了。” I am greatly Yanyan, I want last.” “我是大燕燕,我就要最后一个到。” Who told you these?” “谁告诉你这些的?” Small light small light.” “小光小光哐哐哐。” Xin Xiaoguang?” “辛晓光?” Un, is he.” “嗯,就是他。” Xin Xiaoguang did not carry the pot is also uncontradictable in any case in Pujiang, the pomegranate pomegranate made an effort to fling. 反正辛晓光不在浦江背了锅也不能反驳,榴榴就使劲甩。 Do not study these......” “你千万不要学这些……” vermilion Xiaojing educates the pomegranate pomegranate unable to keep up appearances, big Yanyan cannot level, must have the artistic ethics. 朱小静教育榴榴不能摆谱,大燕燕也不能摆平,要有艺德。 The pomegranate pomegranate is all having her education through criticism very early in the morning, was big, holds the head: I have a headache about the duck, I have a headache about the duck, who helps my duck, heaven duck ~ land duck ~ my mother duck ~ ~ ~ mother vermilion you do not read, you how with ocean of the law big brother same duck!!!” 榴榴一大早全在接受她的批评教育,头都大了,捧着脑袋:“我头疼鸭,我头疼鸭,谁来帮帮我鸭,苍天鸭~大地鸭~我的妈鸭~~~朱妈妈你别念啦,你怎么跟法海大哥一样鸭!!!” What did you say?” vermilion little listened quietly last. “你说什么?”朱小静听到了最后一句。 The pomegranate pomegranate closes the mouth immediately, has the breakfast with single-hearted devotion, turns a deaf ear to about mother Zhu's question, did not respond. 榴榴立即闭上嘴巴,专心吃早餐,对朱妈妈的问话充耳不闻,绝不回应。 vermilion Xiaojing sneers saying: A while went to cast and crew, you must marry Xu Xian.” 朱小静冷笑道:“等会儿去了剧组,你就要嫁给许仙了。” The pomegranate pomegranate is not dry immediately, puts down the ladle : I do not want- I do not want the duck!!” 榴榴顿时不干了,放下勺子,啊的一声:“我不要-我不要鸭!!” You did not want that even.” “你不要那就算了。” The pomegranate pomegranate mood just a little changed for the better listens to mother vermilion also saying: But you must marry little white.” 榴榴心情刚有点好转就听朱妈妈又说:“但你还是要嫁给小白。” „- My God duck, heaven duck ~ land duck ~ my mother duck ~ ~ ~ who rescues my duck! How I do not have the uncle duck! I also want little white such to have the uncle!!! I do not marry little white, I do not marry mother Xu Xian Zhu you to dislike!” “啊-我的天鸭,苍天鸭~大地鸭~我的妈鸭~~~谁来救救我鸭!我怎么没有舅舅鸭!我也要小白那样有舅舅!!!我不要嫁给小白,我不要嫁给许仙-朱妈妈你讨厌!” Hahahaha, has the breakfast, making you say that I looked like the ocean of the law to chant scripture.” “哈哈哈哈,吃早餐吧,让你说我像法海念经。” Under vermilion little of revenging calms the mind self-satisfied, no longer teases the pomegranate pomegranate, this little friend were also many a soft rib, that is so long as raises her to marry Xu Xian, she must collapse. 报了仇的朱小静心下得意,不再逗弄榴榴,这小朋友又多了个软肋,那就是只要一提她要嫁给许仙,她就要崩溃。 The soft rib in the hand, big Yanyan is mischievous, not by vermilion Xiaojing a sure thing. 软肋在手,大燕燕再调皮,还不是被朱小静手拿把掐的。 Another side, Huang Village. 另一边,黄家村。 Bai Jianping must get up early every day cast and crew, basic six o'clock must go out, prepared the breakfast to the cast and crew supervisory work personnel. 白建平每天都要早起去剧组,基本六点钟就得出门,到了剧组监督工作人员把早餐准备好。 He is carrying a briefcase, this is the woven bag of environmental protection material quality manufacture, a meeting time, the organizer delivers, he remained, treats as the briefcase, installs his insulated cup, antidyspeptic, key wait/etc. 他拎着一个公文包,这是环保材质制作的编织袋,一次开会的时候,主办方送的,他留了下来,当作公文包,装他的保温杯、胃药、钥匙等等。 Also sometimes, will put a heat preservation box, thinks of the horse orchid to the lunch that he makes. 有时候,也会放一个保温盒,装着马兰花给他做的午餐。 Although he provides food, every day the opens the mouth silent must ask him to beg for food on several hundred th to eat, he affirms hungrily, but the horse orchid still makes anything to him occasionally, in the words of horse orchid, is outside meals does not meet one's taste, a native of Sichuan has Sichuan taste, cannot eat outside. 虽然他就是管饭的,每天好几百号张口闭口都要找他要饭吃,他肯定饿不着,但是马兰花依然偶尔给他做点什么,用马兰花的话说,就是外面的伙食不合口味,四川人有一个四川味,吃不惯外头的。 Bai Jianping had the breakfast early, carried the briefcase to go out, when arrived at the stairway, suddenly saw that a little friend is smiling to him. 白建平早早吃了早餐,拎着公文包就出门了,走到楼梯口时,忽然看到一个小朋友对着他笑。 Hiahiahia, white uncle your good morning ~ ~ ~ “hiahiahia,白舅舅你好早吖~~~” Xier, are you so how early?” “喜儿,你怎么这么早?” Hiahia, I must make a movie today.” “hiahia,我今天要去拍戏呢。” Oh, is little white that.” “噢,是和小白的那个吧。” Right, I play Xiaoqing, will you come to see?” “对吖,我演小青,你会来看吗?” I possibly could not look, I in other cast and crew, to well far.” “我可能看不了,我在其他剧组,离得好远。” ...... …… Tan Xier starting today special is early, is long time ago well-dressed, after oneself wash the face cleans the teeth, in the corridor walks back and forth, said that exercises. 谭喜儿小朋友今天起的特别早,早早就在穿戴整齐,自个儿洗脸刷牙后,就在走廊里走来走去,说是锻炼身体。 Bai Jianping and she chatted the little while, went to work in a hurry. 白建平和她聊了会儿,匆匆上班去了。 Xier returns to the family/home , the violent walks everywhere, whispers. She found the pink helmet, wore in the head. 喜儿转回到家里,到处暴走,嘀嘀咕咕。她找到粉色头盔,戴在了头上。 Xier, has the breakfast.” “喜儿,过来吃早餐啦。” Come ~ “来啦~” Well? How do you wear the helmet? We do not ride a bicycle.” “咦?你怎么戴着头盔呀?我们又不骑车。” Hiahia ~ “hiahia~” The little friend does not want to take off helmet Tan Jiner to say for a long time, she takes down reluctant, places on hand, planned to finish eating the breakfast to continue to wear. 小朋友不想摘下头盔谭锦儿说了好久,她才不情不愿地取了下来,放在手边,打算吃完了早餐继续戴着。 Today must make a movie, anticipation?” Tan Jiner asked her. “今天就要拍戏了,期待吗?”谭锦儿问她。 Xier nods, hesitant, said that she is a little anxious. 喜儿点点头,犹豫了一下,还是说她有点紧张呢。 Do not be anxious, does anxiously, you display was very good, aren't you rehearse a play in the adoptive father family/home daily in the evening? The adoptive father said you arrange special is good, praises your many times . Moreover, this pomegranate pomegranate and little white make a movie with you together......” “不要紧张,紧张干嘛呢,你表现的很好了,你不是天天晚上在干爹家排戏吗?干爹说你排的特别好,夸你好多次呢,而且,这次榴榴和小白跟你一起拍戏……” I who hiahia, the elder sister you said do not fear.” “hiahia,姐姐你说的我又不怕了。” Two people had the breakfast, goes out together, arrives at Little Red Horse Academy, rides the Zhang Tan car(riage) to go to cast and crew together. 两人吃了早饭,一起出门,走到小红马学园,搭张叹的车一起去剧组 Just arrived at cast and crew, but also without getting out, saw that in the open area the pomegranate pomegranate is shouting and wrangling, at the scene, two little friend incarnation two empty shades, are dashing, the foot turned into the flaming chariot quickly. 刚到剧组,还没下车,就看到空地上榴榴正在大呼小叫,场面上,两个小朋友化身两道虚影,正在飞奔,脚丫子快化成风火轮了。 Toot toot refuels- come on!! Do not walk history Baobao!! Holds him quickly!!!” “嘟嘟加油-加油!!不要走了史包包!!快抓住他!!!” The pomegranate pomegranate shouted excitedly, today not only their several utilities come, the relatives and friends rolled also came, history Baobao following his mother, as well as toot toot and the others. 榴榴兴奋地大喊,今天不光她们几个小演员来了,亲友团也来了,史包包跟着他妈妈,以及嘟嘟等人都在。 Previous time history Baobao is spirited, no one can catch him in cast and crew, today was different, today, the good sisters of pomegranate pomegranate toot toot to come, the pomegranate pomegranate sees history Baobao, pulls strings toot toot on, goes to seize to offer sacrifices history Baobao. 上一次史包包神气得很,在剧组没人能抓到他,今天不同了,今天,榴榴的好姐妹嘟嘟来了,榴榴一见史包包,就指使嘟嘟上,去把史包包捉来献祭。 Pomegranate pomegranate, the pomegranate pomegranate, must put on make-up.” “榴榴,榴榴,要去化妆了。” The role director and make-up artist little elder sister urged the pomegranate pomegranate to go to the room to put on make-up in the one side, but the pomegranate pomegranate turned a deaf ear, is all seizing history Baobao wholeheartedly. 角色导演和化妆师小姐姐在一旁劝榴榴去房间里化妆,但是榴榴充耳不闻,一心全在捉史包包。 The role director noticed that Zhang Tan leads little white and Xier arrived, immediately said to the pomegranate pomegranate: Pomegranate pomegranate you looked, Xu Xian came.” 角色导演看到张叹带着小白和喜儿到了,立即就对榴榴说:“榴榴你看,许仙来了。” The pomegranate pomegranate was attracted the attention immediately, whispered: Its duck, was little white that melon baby came, I was obedient, is not clever she to eat to arrange flowers jiojio to me, stumbled my tumble.” 榴榴立即被吸引了注意力,嘀嘀咕咕:“它鸭的,是小白那个瓜娃子来了,我要乖乖的,不乖她就会给我吃插花jiojio,绊我一跤。” Lady White Snake, Lady White Snake-” “白娘子,白娘子-” Xier runs over laughing, acknowledges as relatives. 喜儿嘻嘻哈哈跑过来,认亲呢。 Xiaoqing, my younger sister duck ~ ~ ~ “小青,我的妹妹鸭~~~” The pomegranate pomegranate disguises the enthusiasm, grasps Xier, touched her small head, suddenly, she felt that oneself was also grasped, the ear resounds little white voice: 榴榴假装热情,抱住喜儿,摸了摸她的小脑瓜子,忽然,她感觉自己也被人抱住了,耳边响起小白的声音: Wife, I come, ha hahahaha humph humph humph humph ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ “娘子,我来啦,哈哈哈哈哈嚯嚯嚯嚯~~~~~” Pomegranate pomegranate 榴榴 I am not your wife.” “我才不是你的娘子。” You are non-specialized.” “你不专业。” In any case I am not your wife, I do not marry you.” “反正我不是你的娘子,我不要嫁给你。” You are non-specialized.” “你一点也不专业。” little white pinches the cheek of pomegranate pomegranate, the pomegranate pomegranate does not let, two people exchange flattery and favors, pesters in together, Xu Xian little master and Lady White Snake met to hit- 小白捏榴榴的脸蛋,榴榴不让,两人拉拉扯扯,又纠缠在一起,许仙小相公和白娘子见面就打起来了- The family of this transvestite union, the right and wrong is many. 这人妖结合的家庭,是非就是多。 After all the place that the transvestite different way, needs to wear were too many, the daily lives and three view ideas, are entirely different, does not have the friction to be strange, quarrelled to fight too normally. 毕竟人妖殊途,需要磨合的地方太多了,生活起居、三观理念,统统不一样,不产生摩擦才怪呢,吵架打架太正常啦。 The pomegranate pomegranate hits not too small white, although in build dominant, but she makes the windage yaw to be soft, without little white making an all-out effort, is only the mouth artillery powerhouse, after all, the small plum can sometimes fool her, therefore, the quick pomegranate pomegranate was at leeward. 榴榴打不过小白,虽然体型上占优势,但是她作风偏软,没有小白的狠劲,只是个嘴炮强者,毕竟,就连小李子有时候都能唬住她,所以,很快榴榴就处在了下风。 In order to avoid being hit flatly, takes a beating in this happy day, she called the foreign aid hastily: 为了避免被打扁,在这高兴的日子里挨顿揍,她连忙呼叫外援: Life-saving duck- life-saving duck!!! Helps my duck, Lady White Snake probably take a beating quickly, Xu Xian hits the person-” “救命鸭-救命鸭!!!快来帮帮我鸭,白娘子要挨揍啦,许仙打人啦-”
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