Chapter 288safe/without matterdoes everything to please
第288章无事献殷勤
The unusualboundaryslaughters the transcription, the evilcampgroupextinguishes, Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningoverallbrokennew historical high
超凡境杀戮副本,邪恶阵营团灭,元始天尊积分破历史新高
„ Inyearslaughters the transcriptionresultto come, thistime, the officialaltogether has38colleaguesto enterslaughters the transcription, sacrificedeightpeople, survives30people, the evilcampnearlygroupextinguishes, Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningobtainsto break the high score of historical record, the total score: 1628.
“年中杀戮副本结果出炉,本次,官方共有三十八名同事进入杀戮副本,牺牲八人,存活三十人,邪恶阵营近乎团灭,元始天尊获得打破历史记录的高分,总分:1628。„Followingannouncementscoreboardandfall guylist.”
“以下公布积分榜和牺牲者名单.”
The contentis brief, without many lengthdescriptionprocess, butis the sobriefannouncement, causesto be possible be called the earthquaketsunamivibrationin the official.
内容简短,没有过多篇幅描述经过,但就是如此简短的公告,在官方引起堪称地震海啸般的震动。Under the announcementcommentary, is uniform:
公告底下的评论,是清一色的:„???”
“???”
The dense and numerousmore than tenpages, allare the question marks.
密密麻麻十几页,全是问号。In the first half of this year, the important matter of fivelines of pledgewere very many, maywork asthisannouncementto issue, beforehandall„blockbuster news”, sawtrivial.
今年上半年,五行盟发生的大事特别多,可当这条公告发布,之前的所有“重磅消息”,都显得微不足道。
The evilcampgroupextinguishedanddefend the forewordcamponly dead eightpeople and overall1628, theseglossariesto combineintogether, letbe away from the officialtravelers who the screenlooked at the announcement, in the mindproduced the terrifyingstorm . Vacant.
邪恶阵营团灭、守序阵营只死了八人、积分1628、这些词汇组合在一起,让隔着屏幕看公告的官方行者们,脑海里产生了恐怖的风暴,还有.茫然。Theysuspectedfor the first time,sent the personmaking a mistakedata of announcement.
他们首次怀疑,发公告的人弄错数据了。Thissituationispossible, the probability that but the announcement of fivelines of pledgeandTaiyi Sectmakes a mistakesimultaneouslywas too low.
这种情况是可能出现的,但五行盟和太一门的公告同时出错的概率太低了。Officialunusualtraveler/ascetic who until the participationslaughters the transcription, no, the presentwas a saint, commentedunder the announcement, gave the affirmation, told that the process in transcription, everyonerealized, all theseunexpectedlyreal
直到参与杀戮副本的官方超凡行者,不,现在是圣者了,在公告底下评论,给予肯定,讲诉副本中的经过,大家才意识到,这一切竟然是真的【Peonyfairy maiden: Announced that the contentdoes not needto suspect, has not made a mistake, Iwill write a post, quitedetailedshowingslaughters the transcription the process. Everyonewaits a bit.】
【牡丹仙子:公告内容不用怀疑,没有出错,我会写一则帖子,较为详细的说明杀戮副本的经过。大家稍等。】In the officialspeculation, slaughters the transcriptionto be the temporarytranscription, eachdifferent, andwill only appearonetime, thereforedoes not needto capture/raid, does not have the securityrequirements.
在官方的推测中,杀戮副本属于临时副本,每届都不同,且只会出现一次,因此不需要攻略,也就不存在保密要求。Onlywhattoldneedsto consider, do not discloseothers'privateinformation, in order to avoidannoyedto dispute and right and wrong.
诉说者唯一需要考虑的是,不要把别人的私密信息透露出去,以免惹来争执和是非。Quick, the post of peonyfairy maidenissued,andwas toppedby the manager.
很快,牡丹仙子的帖子发布,并被管理员置顶。
The peonyfairy maidenin the post, takes itselfas the angle of view, the detaileddescriptionslaughters the transcription the process, initiallyenters the transcription, sheaccidentally„listening secretly”Houto the monkeyandmountaintalked, the bitter experiencechased down.
牡丹仙子在帖子里,以自身为视角,详细描写杀戮副本的经过,初入副本,她偶然间“偷听”到猴王和山猴对话,遭遇追杀。In the escapingprocessmeetsHeavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginning, was rescuedbyhim, latertheysaved a femalehigh-school studentfromisland country (Japan)together.
逃跑过程中遇到元始天尊,被他所救,之后他们又一起救了来自岛国的一位女高中生。
When writes abouthere, the peonyfairy maidenis liberal with the praiseHeavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningheart of wordsto be friendly , helping to the defendingforewordtravelerswithcamp, eventwo peopleare unknown.
写到这里时,牡丹仙子不吝笔墨的夸赞元始天尊心善,对同阵营的守序行者施以援手,即使两人素不相识。Then, the Spirit Territorytravelers who becauseenter the transcription, cannotascertain the campto choose, was set up the kingto attackangrily, when is at a crucial moment, Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningsolves the campsecret, leadsto defend the travelers of forewordcampto enter the secondpass/test.
接着,因为进入副本的灵境行者们,未能窥破阵营选择,遭到愤怒的树王攻击,千钧一发之际,元始天尊破解阵营秘密,带领守序阵营的行者进入第二关。
The labyrinthforest of secondpass/test, the peonyfairy maidendescribedon the way the crisisbya lot ofwordsagain, protrudes the Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningwisdomandbravewith emphasis, leadingthemto pass through the labyrinthforest, arrives inMountain God Temple.
第二关的迷宫森林,牡丹仙子再次以大量笔墨描写了途中危机,重点凸出元始天尊的智慧和勇敢,带领他们穿过迷宫森林,抵达山神庙。
The belt/bringcrossed the reproductionforestin a few words, and worldturns over to the function of fire.
三言两语带过了繁殖森林,以及天下归火的作用。
Before the screen, is reading the officialtraveler/ascetic of post, lookswith great interest, thisthinks the experience in labyrinthforestto be strangeenough, sufficesto be thrilling, untilseeing the peonyfairy maidendescribed the experience of Mountain God Temple.
屏幕前读着帖子的官方行者,看得津津有味,本以为迷宫森林里的经历够离奇,够惊险,直到看见牡丹仙子描述山神庙的经历。
The traitor withinsoundcrazyusemoves the reward of forest, returns to the labyrinth the teampeople, a Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningpersonkeeps off the mountainghostcampalone.
内奸音痴利用移动森林的奖励,把队伍众人重新送回迷宫,元始天尊一人独挡山鬼阵营。
The peonyfairy maidenhas not raisedGuan Ya.
牡丹仙子没提关雅。Againlateris the fight of city of losing, the peonyfairy maidenby the smoothstylenarrationcombat process, fullyportrays the dry corpse the great strengthandterrifying.
再之后是遗失之城的战斗,牡丹仙子以流畅的文笔叙述战斗过程,充分刻画出干尸的强大和恐怖。Thus when serves as contrastHeavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningto striketo kill the dry corpsemagnificentmagnificent featfinally.
从而衬托出元始天尊最后击杀干尸时的辉煌壮举。Butcompareshimto keep offgroup of enemiesinMountain God Templealone, kills the dry corpse the writingimpactfeeling, fivegroups of pledgeofficialshas not broughttoostrongshockto the threshold valueenhanced.
但相比他在山神庙独挡群敌,杀死干尸的文字冲击感,并没有给阈值提高了的五行盟官方人员带来太强的震撼。Until the strategybattleis close to the end, the peonyfairy maidendescribedwith the writing: Bloodpondbossis born, the heighthundredmeters, eightarmdemonbodies, rune/symbolmakesusonlylook atone, the intelligenceis then confused, mental aberration
直到阵法保卫战进入尾声,牡丹仙子以文字描述:血池boss降世,身高百米,八臂魔躯,身上的符文让我们只看一眼,便神智错乱,精神失常Read the officialtravelers of postto think that is not right, the heartsaidsuchlooks like, the mountain spiritcampdid not lose, whatwhyrolledto extinguishwas the evilcamp?
读着帖子的官方行者们就觉得不对劲了,心说这么看来,山神阵营不是输了吗,为何团灭的是邪恶阵营?Lookedagaindownward, the peonyfairy maidenonlywrotewithfewseveral:
再往下看,牡丹仙子只用寥寥数笔写道:„Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningsummonedmore powerfulexistence, defeatedbloodpondboss, the groupextinguishes the mountainghostcamp.”
“元始天尊召唤来更强大的存在,击败血池boss,团灭山鬼阵营。”Undercommented:
底下评论:【Has a lot of time for that: Looked, the personwas silly.】
【来日方长:看完了,人傻了.】【Wentdayto be painstakingly many: Slaughtersin the transcription the groupto extinguish the eviloccupation, directly the issuing a warrant for arrestlist of unusualboundaryemptying, thesefellows the smellymouse that the saintscould not catch. 1628overalls, areunprecedented, is simply unreasonable.】
【去日苦多:杀戮副本里团灭邪恶职业,直接把超凡境的通缉榜给清空了,那些家伙可是连圣者都逮不住的臭老鼠。1628点积分,更是前无古人,简直不合理。】【SouthlovesDing: The fellow who ha, issues a warrant for arrest the listunusuallyhad it all, thisto the evilorganizationis a seriousattack, Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginning is really. Let the personnot know that shouldsaywhatgood, henowwas a saint, Ianticipated that heandFu Qingyang were the same, becameunder the secondelderinvincibility.】
【南爱丁:哈哈哈,超凡通缉榜的家伙被一锅端了,这对邪恶组织是一个沉重的打击,元始天尊真是.让人不知道该说什么好,他现在是圣者了,我期待他和傅青阳一样,成为第二任长老之下无敌者。】【Princess: The general idea/careless, Ishouldkneelto readthispost, Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningpleaseacceptmyknee.】
【王妃:大意了,我应该跪着看完这则帖子的,元始天尊请收下我的膝盖。】【Ihave the vigor: WhatHeavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginning, is this given name that youcancall? Mustappeal to heavento revere the master.】
【寡人有疾:什么元始天尊,这是你能叫的名讳?要叫天尊老爷。】【NorthernElder BrotherTan: The dayreveres the master to acceptmyknee! Tooflamboyant, mybrainnowishumming sound.】
【北哥谭:天尊老爷请收下我的膝盖!太牛逼了,我脑子现在都是嗡嗡的。】【Wentdayto be painstakingly many: Is inconceivable, looks at the suspicionat all is not the slaughteringtranscription of unusualboundary . Moreover, candescribe the bosswarin detail, Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningsummonsanything.】
【去日苦多:难以想象,看完怀疑根本不是超凡境的杀戮副本,另外,能不能详细描写boss战,元始天尊到底召唤来什么。】【Coalstar: WantsIto participateto slaughter the transcriptioninitially, althoughis thrilling, but the difficultyrankwas worse than the middle of this yearwas far, Heavenly Lord of the Primordial BeginningcouldbecomesecondFu Qingyang.】
【煤球王:想当初我参加杀戮副本,虽然惊险,但难度等级比今年年中差远了,元始天尊或许能成为第二个傅青阳。】【Pleasecallmyqueen:, WhyIhave not participatedto slaughter the transcription, Ialsowantto become the saint, did not have the opportunityto hold the thigh of Primordial Beginningagain.】
【请叫我女王:啊啊啊,我为什么没参加杀戮副本,我也想成为圣者,再也没机会抱元始的大腿了。】【Milkwhitesoft hail: The dayrevered the masteris a saint, youcansubmit the applicationnow, went tohiscrotchto makeone„”virginfemale to callmyqueen.】
【奶白的雪子:天尊老爷已经是圣者了,你现在就可以提交申请,去他胯下做一个“啊啊”童女请叫我女王。】【JiangYang: The never expected thatsoundcrazyis the person of darknightrose, un, is not only he, Ijustwent to the Taiyi Sectforumto stroll, the Maoshanmastersspecial are also the spychildren.】
【姜阳:没想到音痴是暗夜玫瑰的人,嗯,不单是他,我刚去太一门论坛逛了逛,茅山术士特么也是谍子。】
The commentaryareaechois warm, full pagefull page„666”and„flamboyant”.
评论区反响热烈,整页整页的“666”和“牛逼”。
The groupextinguishes the evilcamp and overallbreaks the record, anyis called the magnificent featsufficiently, although the lattershocks everybody, maytomost people, be a record. But the groupextinguishes the evilcampto be different, the participationslaughters the transcription the eviloccupation, is the experts, especiallyissues a warrant for arrest the listfirstten, is symbolizing the eviloccupationin the mainstay of unusualboundary.
团灭邪恶阵营和积分破纪录,任何一件都足以称为壮举,后者虽然惊世骇俗,可对大部分人而言,就是一项记录而已。可团灭邪恶阵营不同,参与杀戮副本的邪恶职业,都是高手,尤其通缉榜前十,象征着邪恶职业在超凡境的中流砥柱。Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningextinguishedthisgroup of people, with the officialtraveler/ascetic of unusualboundary, has the directstake.元始天尊灭了这群人,与超凡境的官方行者,是有直接利害关系的。Firstthorn of unusualboundarypulled outup, regionaleviloccupationswill definitely choose the ambush, the officialtraveler/ascetic of floorcanbe more relaxed.
一来超凡境的刺头都拔光了,各地的邪恶职业肯定会选择潜伏,底层的官方行者可以轻松许多。Secondlyreallyhas the conflictanddanger, the officialtraveler/asceticsurvival percentagewill also enhance.
二来真发生冲突、危险,官方行者存活率也会提高。【A sporehas a drinkmoredrinksmorehas: Ihavedoubts, according to the content of postcaninfer, the fights of twobigcamps, shouldbe centered on„summonbloodpondBoss”and„reinforceseal”, in the transcriptionshould nothaveotherstrengthsagain, how did Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningsummonto existpowerful? Slaughters the transcription is not not possibleto permit over 4levelsstrengthinvolvementsunusually, only if the transcription.】
【头孢陪酒越喝越有:我有一个疑惑,按照帖子的内容可以推断,两大阵营的战斗,应该以“召唤血池Boss”和“加固封印”为核心,副本里不应该再有其他力量,元始天尊怎么召唤出更强大存在的?超凡杀戮副本不可能允许四级以上的力量介入吧,除非是副本本身的。】【Wenyuangeofficial scholar: Looked atonepile of sand sculpturesto comment, finallysomepeoplementioned that key point, howat present not clearHeavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningachieves, buthisabsolutecardsomebug, the old manexaminedall previousslaughtered the transcription the data, 900overallswere a limit that the unusualtravelerscanreach, over900overalls, were the anomalies in anomaly. The Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningoverallis unreasonable, is the exceptional case, is not replicable.】
【文渊阁大学士:看了一堆沙雕评论,终于有人提到关键点了,目前并不清楚元始天尊怎么做到的,但他绝对卡了某种bug,老夫查看了历届杀戮副本的数据,900积分是超凡行者们能达到的一个极限,超过900积分的,是变态中的变态。元始天尊的积分不合理,属于特例,不可复制。】【The worldturns over to the fire: Althoughmatterafteralmost, but why lookslike the Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningone-man show? Mymeritwas eatenbyyou , defendsMountain God Templedoes not haveHeavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginning, Guan Ya.】
【天下归火:虽然事情经过差不多,但为什么看着就像元始天尊的独角戏?我的功劳被你吃了吗,还有,守山神庙的不只有元始天尊,还有关雅。】
The Spirit Territorytravelers of variousbranches, startto center on the overalltopicto start the discussion, no onecares about the worldto turn over to the protest of fire.
各分部的灵境行者,开始围绕积分话题展开讨论,没有人在意天下归火的抗议。International Building, 108revolving restaurants.
松海国际大厦,108层旋转餐厅。Neartwo peopletableby the window, Ling Junis grasping the cell phone, someexpressiondelayreads the post in screen.
靠窗的两人餐桌边,灵钧握着手机,表情有些呆滞的看着屏幕里的帖子。
Don't 1628overalls, how manyoverallshave? Was almost extinguishedby the evilcampgroupactuallyreal, butthinksdifferentlywithhim.
1628点积分,是没多少积分?差点被邪恶阵营团灭倒是真的,但和他想到不一样.Really, Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningthisfellow, not making a soundputs in order such bigmatter, after the Fu Qingyangreturn, certainly the smellyfartwill also say: After allhewithmysamecharacter, unlikeyouthesetrash.
真是的,元始天尊这家伙,不声不响的就整出这么大的事,傅青阳回归后,一定又会臭屁的说:毕竟他是和我一样人物,跟伱们这些垃圾不一样。Ling Junmutteredat heart.灵钧心里咕哝。Heputs down the cell phone, lookstooppositebeautifulwoman, the smilewarmsuch as the sunlight of April, „MissAnne, the officialannouncedsomeunthinkableannouncement, justlooked,makingyouwait for a long time.”
他放下手机,看向对面的美丽女人,笑容温煦如四月的阳光,“安妮小姐,官方公布了一些令人匪夷所思的公告,刚刚看完,让你久等了。”Oppositewoman, hasshiningbeautiful hair, deep bluesuch as the pupil of gem, as well asfinebeautifulface.
对面的女人,有着一头金灿灿的秀发,蔚蓝如宝石的眸子,以及精致美艳的脸庞。Butwithcomparesbeautifully, hercharm makes one perish, lets the personone's heart rushes toward one's destination, wishes one couldheraccording to the bed, conquersherwithallpostures that canwantto come out.
而与美丽相比,她的魅力更加让人沉沦,让人心驰神往,恨不得把她按在床上,用能想出来的一切姿势征服她。Thisis a woman of femme fatalelevel, even ifinlikingwantingin the occupation, is still qualityextremelyhighthat.
这是一个红颜祸水级的女人,即使在爱欲职业里,也是品质极高的那种。
The qualitybadlovewants the traveler/ascetic, cannot enterbeautifulgodassociationMinistry of Foreign Affairs.
品质差的爱欲行者,是进不了美神协会外交部的。Aftersome time„gambling”, Ling JunfinallyAnne, at first, hetolikingwanting the occupationto have the vigilantidea, is not willing( the white tigerhealth/guard) to devotefor the organization.
经过一段时间的“博弈”,灵钧终于把安妮约出来的,起先,他对爱欲职业抱有警惕想法,不愿意为组织(白虎卫)献身。WhenHeavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningpondered that the say/way of whitevisiting prostitute, andis provided the feasibleitemafterFu Qingyang, Ling Junthought that- Icandevote!
当元始天尊思考出白嫖之道,并由傅青阳提供可行性的道具后,灵钧觉得-我可以献身了!After allin his girlfriend, such asAnnesocancels the source of trouble of person, very few.
毕竟在他的一众女朋友里,如安妮这般勾人的祸水,少之又少。
The ordinaryfemaleinlikingwantingin front of the occupation, simplydoes not have the competitiveness.
普通女性在爱欲职业面前,根本没有竞争力。Someplaces, even ifheavy traffic, if the stream of peopleweaves, youare still hopeful- thisislikeswanting the occupation.
有些地方,纵使车水马龙,人流如织,你依然心生向往-这就是爱欲职业。„Unthinkableannouncement?”Anneblinks the eye, saidcuriously: „Cantellme.”
“令人匪夷所思的公告?”安妮眨巴一下眼睛,好奇道:“能告诉我吗。”Sheopens the pupil, does intentionally the naiveappearance, does not annoy the personto be repugnant, insteadhighlightscute and brilliance of young girl.
她睁大眸子,故作天真的模样,并不惹人反感,反而凸显出少女的可爱和烂漫。Really is an outstanding person the Ling Junsmilesaid:
真是个尤物啊灵钧微笑道:„Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningfromslaughtering the transcriptioncame out.”
“元始天尊从杀戮副本里出来了。”Anneeyesslightlyonebright, small headmolecule:
安妮眼睛微微一亮,螓首微点:
„ Thisis the matter in imagination. Sorry, myChineseis notverygood, Iknow that also the more appropriatewords, by the Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningtalent and ability, Iwill not doubthimto become the saint.
“这是想象之中的事.抱歉,我中文不是很好,我知道还有一个更贴切的词,以元始天尊的天赋和能力,我丝毫不怀疑他会成为圣者。„Butis onlysuchwords, shouldnot needto thinkwith‚non-skill’describes.”
“但只是这样的话,应该没必要用‘非艺所思’来形容吧。”In the unthinkablefourcharacters, herpronunciationis notveryaccurate.
在匪夷所思四个字上,她的发音不是很准。Ling Junsighed:灵钧叹了口气:
„ Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningledto defend the forewordcamp, the groupextinguished the evilcamp, inthathadto issue a warrant for arrest the listfirsttenexperts. Even the marshalin the past, had not killed off the expertsof the same class.
“元始天尊带领守序阵营,团灭了邪恶阵营,要知道,那里面可是有通缉榜前十的高手。即使是元帅当年,也没有把同级别的高手们杀尽。„Information that butthenmustsaycompared withme, theseareminor matter”
“但比起我接下来要说的信息,这些都是小事”
, Onhisfacerevealedwipesat a loss, said: „Youcanimagine, the Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningoverallis1628points.”
顿了顿,他脸上露出一抹茫然,道:“你能想象吗,元始天尊的积分是1628分。”These words saying,heseesoppositeAnne, the beautifulfinecheeksolidifiessuddenly.
这句话说完,他就看见对面的安妮,美丽精致的脸蛋突然凝固。
The nextsecond, thiscompared withFu Qingyangthatartgracefulsubordinate, more gracefulinnumerabletime of females, almostshootsfrom the chair, tonerapidsay/way:
下一秒,这位比傅青阳那个讲究优雅的手下,更优雅无数倍的女性,几乎是从椅子上弹起来,语气急促道:„I have the matter, Mr.Ling Jun, will eat mealnext timeagaintogether.”
“我还有事,灵钧先生,下次再一起吃饭。”Dádá dá. Anneis stepping on the high-heeled shoes, departure that does not return.
哒哒哒.安妮踩着高跟鞋,头也不回的离去。Walked? Mydownstairshotelopened the room, did youwalk? Ling Jun there.
走了?我楼下酒店都开好房了,你就这么走了?灵钧愣在那里。At this time, placed the desktop the cell phone, fluttered the electricitymusic, forcefulfemale voice:
这时,放在桌面的手机,飘起来电音乐,铿锵有力的女声:„Youharmedme, but alsosmiles, youlovespiritlesslyis greedyIto love~”
“你伤害了我,还一笑而过,你爱的贪婪我爱的懦弱~”Ling Junlooks atoneto come the electricityto show, the discoveryis the phone call that Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningmakes.灵钧瞄一眼来电显示,发现是元始天尊打来的电话。Thisboyshould notgraduatewithGuan Ya, does thislittle whilemakemyphone call? The Ling Junconnectioncell phone, is thinkingowncolorfulwithbreaksbecause ofhim, was sayingill-humoredlydamages the words:
这小子不应该正和关雅一起毕业吗,这会儿打我电话?灵钧接通手机,想着自己的艳遇因他而断,没好气的说着损话:„Congratulations, the young ladchicken, lateryouwere the cockerel.”
“恭喜啊,童子鸡,以后你就是小公鸡了。”In the speakerbroadcasts the Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningfeeling pleasedsound:
扬声器里传来元始天尊喜滋滋的声音:
„ Ichose the secondplan, althoughhas not been in the situation of having a run-away success, butthis/shouldownkissed, this/shouldhugginghugged, Ithought that IandGuan Yacould not return, howthento do?
“我选择了第二套方案,虽然还没到一炮而红的地步,但该亲的亲了,该抱的抱了,我觉得我和关雅回不到过去了,接下来怎么做?„She is a little probably awkward, is to stopsome time, pretends that whatmatterhasn't happened?”
“她好像有点尴尬,是不是要消停一段时间,假装什么事都没发生?”Ling Junonehear, snorts contemptuouslyimmediately:灵钧一听,顿时嗤之以鼻:
„ You is a fool, pretends that whatmatterhasn't happened? Whenyourexperiencesstop, before thatreturns .
“你是傻子吗,假装什么事都没发生?等你俩的这段经历消停下去,那就又回到以前了。
„ Yourrelationsdo not have the favorable impressionstagemutually, no matteris awkward, has handledin any case the matterhas gone beyond the category of normalfriend, was easy to do, mustrevise and Guan Yabeing togetherway, rememberstwopoints.
“你俩的关系已经不是互有好感阶段了,不管尴不尴尬,反正做过的事情已经超出正常朋友的范畴,接下来就好办了,要修改和关雅的相处方式,牢记两点。„One: Be partial! Allwomenlike themselvesbeing partial, was protected, thiscanhighlighttheirposition, makingherrealize,sheinyouwithotherperson of differences, the lickingdogapproach of thesecold seasonsdelivering the breakfastis right.”
“一:偏爱!所有女人都喜欢自己被偏爱,被呵护,这能凸显出她们的地位,让她意识到,她在你心里和其他人不一样,那些大冷天送早餐的舔狗做法是对的。”„Why does thatlicknot to have a thing in the worldfinally?”Zhang Yuanqingasked.
“那为什么舔到最后还是一无所有?”张元清问。„Becausetheyare ugly, orpoor.”Ling Junis pertinent, said:
“因为他们丑,或者穷。”灵钧一针见血,又道:
„ Do not breakme.
“别打断我.„Deliversto spendanddeliver the gift, the way that the sweet talkallcando everything to please, the manpursues the woman, wasto offerflourishingemotion, how saying that „ safe/without matterofferedflourishingQingfeideceitfullyisrobber”, althoughyourboyexcelled at the human relations, butyoulicked the Fu Qingyangnumber of times, lickingGuan Yawere more, thiswasincorrect. ”
“送花、送礼物,甜言蜜语等一切可以献殷勤的方式都可以,男人追女人,就是要献殷情,要不怎么说“无事献殷情非奸即盗”,你小子虽然擅长交际,但你舔傅青阳的次数,比舔关雅还多,这是不行的。”Gives the flower, gives the gift, licksher. Zhang Yuanqingis noddingimmediatelyat heart:
多送花,多送礼物,多舔她.张元清顿时在心里点点头:„Second?”
“第二点呢?”Ling Junsaid:灵钧道:
„ The secondpointsexually harassesher, is in lovecannotwork as the gentleman, catches the opportunityto pat the small hand, eats the tofu, spoke the meatwords. Thisyourestrain, daily the wheelpressesmyface.
“第二点就是调戏她,谈恋爱不能当君子,逮着机会就摸摸小手,吃吃豆腐,说说荤话.哦,这点你俩收敛一下,天天车轱辘压我的脸。„Youeathertofu, on the womanmouthwill sayrepugnantly, butat heart is actually very happy, becauseyouhave the goodsensitivity, is ambiguous. On the contrary, youdo not bumpher, is well-manneredtoher, shewill think that youdo not likeher.”
“你吃她豆腐,女人嘴上会说讨厌,但其实心里很开心,因为你们是有好感度的,是暧昧的。相反,你不碰她,对她彬彬有礼,她会觉得你不喜欢她。”„In brief, facinghas the favorable impressionmutually, andrelates the ambiguousopposite sex, do not work as the honorable gentleman, whoworks as the honorable gentlemanwhosefinal word.”
“总之,面对互有好感,且关系暧昧的异性,不要当正人君子,谁当正人君子谁煞笔。”„Understandsunderstood.”
“明白了明白了。”
The Zhang Yuanqingconclusion and lifeteacher'stelephone conversation, the heartsaid that tomorrowIwill giveGuan Yato give the flower, thenlicksherseveral.张元清结束与人生导师的通话,心说明天我就给关雅送花,然后舔她几口。Heis grasping the cell phone, makes an effortto wave.
他握着手机,用力挥了挥手。Althoughis precocious, gets along in all social situationsinsocial, handles mattersalwayssaidcompared with the contemporaries.
虽然性格早熟,在社交方面八面玲珑,处事比同龄人老道。Buthetrulyis the young ladchicken, has no experienceinlove, Guan Yaisfew, makinghimhave the favorable impressionmiss, trulylikesvery much.
但他确实是个童子鸡,在恋爱方面没有任何经验,关雅是为数不多,让他有好感的姑娘,确实很喜欢。Likespursuing, taste that tasteslove.
喜欢就去追,去品尝恋爱的滋味。In vainis not young.
不枉年少。
After hanging up the telephone, heturns on the chatsoftware, the congratulationinformation of friend the replywhite dragonandazure vine, the greatlyfleshtyrantandXie Lingxitheseget to know each other wellone by one.
挂断电话后,他打开聊天软件,逐一回复白龙、青藤、大肌霸、谢灵熙这些相熟的朋友的恭喜信息。ThencallsLi Dongze, reports the situation.
接着给李东泽打了个电话,汇报情况。„Primordial Beginning, you are a saint, the organizationwill promoteyouto be the deaconquickly, latermustmore gracefulknow.”Li Dongzesaidsincerely.
“元始,你已经是圣者了,组织很快就会提拔你当执事,以后要更加优雅了知道吗。”李东泽语重心长的说。„Iwill approachTen-Man Commanderto be equally graceful.”Guarantee that Zhang Yuanqingvows solemnly.
“我会向什长一样优雅的。”张元清信誓旦旦的保证。Li Dongze is very immediately gratified, said:
李东泽顿时很欣慰,又道:„Deacondoes not lacktemporarily, does not know that the organizationwill transfer the localdeacon, sets aside the positiontoyou, arrangesyoutootherplace, the releaseis informed and experienced.”
“松海的执事暂时不缺,不知道组织是会调离本地的执事,给你腾出位置,还是把你安排到别的地方,下放历练。”Suchmetropolis, the deaconpositionis the cushy job, does not have the vacancy the possibility.
松海这样大都市,执事位置是肥差,不存在空缺的可能。„Ido not wantto leavetemporarily, if the organizationmustmakemego toothercity, Icanwait for severalyearsto be the deaconagain, Ten-Man Commander, withitsis worried aboutthis, whatyoushouldponder, twoteamsonlyremainedyouandWang Tai, Wang Taiwas the technicaldwelling, rounded up, twoteamsonlyremainedyou. Inyourday, mustremembergracefully.”
“我暂时不想离开松海,如果组织要让我去别的城市,我可以等几年再当执事,什长,与其担心这个,你应该思考的是,二队只剩你和王泰了,王泰是技术宅,四舍五入,二队只剩你了。你一个人的日子里,一定要记得优雅啊。”Li Dongze: „.”
李东泽:“.”Jiang Jingweibecame the saint, will not definitely stay withtwoteams.姜精卫成了圣者,肯定也不会留在二队了。
The Teng Yuansenioris the counter-volumewarrior, the king of level, goes to workneverpunches the clock, no, nevergoes to work.藤远前辈是反卷斗士,躺平之王,上班从不打卡,不,从不上班。Zhang Yuanqingthensaid:张元清接着说:„Moreover, asked your matter.”
“另外,拜托你一件事。”Li Dongzereceivesto get windywhinnyYi Shuihan'smisery, the sinkingsoundasks:
李东泽收起风萧萧兮易水寒的凄凉,沉声问道:„Yousaid.”
“你说。”„In the name ofmy, abolishesgood ministersselectLordpass ’ the warrant for arrestto the organizationapplication ‚, the requestboxing champion, disseminateshimto turn to the officialin the undergroundblack market, kills the evilcampeveryone'snews.”Zhang Yuanqingsaid.
“以我的名义,向组织申请撤销‘良臣择主而逝’的通缉令,委托拳王,在地下黑市里散播他投靠官方,害死邪恶阵营所有人的消息。”张元清说。„Did heoffendyouin the transcription?”
“他在副本里得罪你了?”„It is not, Iam onlywantto tryto compelhimto have no way out.”
“不是,我只是想试着逼他走投无路。”Thenturns toKou Beiyue, makesKou Beiyuerecommendthispersonto see the tracelessGrandmasteragain.
然后去投靠寇北月,再让寇北月引荐此人去见无痕大师。Seekseviloccupation that does good deedswholeheartedly, thisis the tracelessGrandmastertohisrequest.
寻找一心向善的邪恶职业,这是无痕大师对他的委托。Zhang Yuanqingknows that youngfattyis the nihilitysect, the south schoolkey potential leader, but the south schoolhigh leveltrustshim, in not representative the eviloccupation of underlying bedbelieves.张元清知道那小胖子是虚无教派,南派重点培养对象,但南派高层信任他,不代表中低层的邪恶职业相信。Does not representothereviloccupationsto believehim.
更不代表其他邪恶职业相信他。Butdiesinslaughtering the eviloccupation in transcription, has the eldest child, friendandbeing intimatein the reality. Inthesepeople, would the extremeperson.
而死在杀戮副本里的邪恶职业,在现实里都有老大、朋友、相好.这些人里,总会有偏激的人。No, the eviloccupationis mostly extreme.
不,邪恶职业大多偏激。Whentheyheard the baseless rumor, definitelywill be hostile toward the youngfatty, evenassassinateshim.
当他们听说了风言风语,必然会仇视小胖子,甚至暗杀他。Kills the wrongindifferent, eviloccupationin any case will also carewrongkillsinnocently?
反正杀错无所谓,邪恶职业还会在乎错杀无辜?Whenhissituationbecomesbad, extends the olive branchthroughKou Beiyueagain, as forcanwin over the person, no matter.
等他处境变得糟糕,再通过寇北月抛出橄榄枝,至于能不能拉拢到人,无所谓。Somethingshedoes not do, the tracelessGrandmasterwill not castigate, butgoodsensitivityto the end.
有些事情他不做,无痕大师也不会苛责,但好感度就到头了。Buteven if something have not succeeded, maywantyouto do, the attitudearrived.
而有些事哪怕没有成功,可只要你去做,态度就到位了。After a period of time, makesKou Beiyuecontact withthatfellowagain, inquires the rumorto have an effect, theydefinitelyhadexchangecontact methodZhang Yuanqingconvenientlyto hit a taxiin the roadside, was aboutto go home.
过段时间,再让寇北月联系那家伙,打探一下谣言有没有起作用,他们肯定有交换联系方式张元清顺手在路边打了一辆出租车,准备回家。
The Kou Beiyuebetrayalwasafterwardmatter, sincerecognized the eldest child, how the youngfattypossiblydid not demand the contact method.寇北月背叛是后来的事,既然都认了老大,小胖子怎么可能不索要联系方式。Tracelesshotel.
无痕宾馆。
The Kou Beiyuestiffback, standsin the ancient templepalace, said:寇北月挺直腰杆,站在古庙殿内,道:„Matterafteristhis.”
“事情经过就是这样。”Before the tracelessGrandmaster, Kou Beiyuefrom a smallshepherd, turned into the smallmilkdog, restrainsunrulyandtwo, does not darehurriedly.
在无痕大师面前,寇北月就从一头小狼狗,变成了小奶狗,收敛桀骜和中二,不敢造次。Kou Beiyueis sizing up the back of tracelessGrandmastersecretly, except forconvenesto teach the numerousviewpointsevery three months, guidingeveryoneto do good deeds, the tracelessGrandmasterneverseesanybody.寇北月偷偷打量着无痕大师的背影,除了每三个月召集教众讲法,引导大家向善,无痕大师从不见任何人。
The small circleis an exception!
小圆除外!Has not thought that the tracelessGrandmasterbecause of the Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningoverall, will deliberately askhimto question.
没想到无痕大师会因为元始天尊的积分,刻意找他问话。Puts on the back of azurekasaya, sits alone in boredomfor a long time, saidslowly:
穿着青色纳衣的背影,枯坐许久,缓缓道:„, This is not so that's how it is strange.”
“原来如此,这便不奇怪了。”Whatisn't strange? Kou Beiyuelookstomother.
什么不奇怪了?寇北月看向身旁的妈妈。
The small circleknits the brows:
小圆皱眉道:„Grandmaster, did thissaywhatJie?”
“大师,此言何解?”
The tracelessGrandmasteris constraining the painfulsound, reverberatesin the palace:
无痕大师压抑着痛苦的声音,于殿内回荡:„Cancome and go outexistence of transcriptionto be fewfreely, only ifwere bornin the transcription, thatwas an ancientdayroaminggod.”
“能自由出入副本的存在寥寥无几,除非生于副本,那是一位古代日游神。”In the ancient timesdayroaminggod? Was bornis suddenly enlightedin the transcriptionsmall circle, becausejusthaslike thisspecially, canenterslaughters the transcription.
古代日游神?生于副本小圆恍然大悟,正因为有着这样的特殊,才能进入杀戮副本。Howevershestilldid not thinkclearly, howHeavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginningsummonedboss of thisrank.
不过她仍然想不明白,元始天尊是怎么召唤出这种级别的boss。Then, the Kou Beiyuereturnrealityentireonein the morning, the boy is also, has not sent the informationtoherunexpectedly.
说起来,寇北月回归现实已经整整一上午,那小子也是,竟没有给她发信息。Enteredoneto slaughter the transcription, suddenlywas indifferent.
进了一趟杀戮副本,突然就冷漠起来了。Somesmall circleat heartvitality/angry.
小圆心里有些生气。At this time, the tracelessGrandmasteralsosaid:
这时,无痕大师又道:„Thatgood ministers who northernmoon/month, yousaidselectLordmurder, is the imaginarytechniquemaster, youthink that hispersonalityisn't wicked?”
“北月,你说的那个良臣择主而弑,也是幻术师,你认为他性格不恶?”Kou Beiyuemakes an effortto nod.寇北月用力点头。AsBewitching Demon, the good personunprincipled personhecandistinguish.
身为蛊惑之妖,好人坏人他是能分辨的。„Does Grandmasterwantto spendhim?”Kou Beiyueshakes the head saying:
“大师是想度化他?”寇北月摇头道:„The fellowis the object of nihilitysectsouth schoolkeytrained, hewill not joinour.”
“那家伙是虚无教派南派重点培养的对象,他不会加入我们的。”TracelessGrandmasterhearsword, has not spokenagain.
无痕大师闻言,没再说话。PS: After wrong characterfirst, changes.
PS:错字先更后改。
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