SHMS :: Volume #8

#777: divine art has

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That side Four Treasures actually envy called, „was unfair is unfair, my self-torture so many years became zen master, your dead fatty anything has not done, goes to ghost territory to breathe a meeting, within the body stored up so many yin qi, moreover yin-yang two qi compounded, was fiercer than pure astral qi, but also made one live!” 四宝那边却嫉妒的叫起来,“不公平啊不公平,我苦修这么多年才成禅师,你个死胖子什么也没干,去鬼域呼吸了一会,体内就储存了这么多阴气,而且还是阴阳二气调合,比精纯罡气还猛,还让不让人活了！” Very much Little Ma under hits flung a hair, „blames me?” 小马很欠打的甩了一下头发,“怪我咯？” Ye Shaoyang said to Little Ma: „I teach you one set of simple luck method, you first remember the mnemonics......” 叶少阳对小马道:“我教你一套简单的运气法门,你先牢记口诀……” Teaches four mnemonics to him, Little Ma stupid sadness, half talent learned. 将四句口诀传授给他,小马笨的伤心,半天才学会。 „Ok, you read the mnemonics now, holds up astral qi in the hand, hits his fist.” Ye Shaoyang draws Guagua front, said to Little Ma. “好了,你现在念口诀,把罡气举起在手上,打他一拳。”叶少阳把瓜瓜拉到面前,对小马说道。 Four Treasures looks at Little Ma to raise the fat fist, suddenly some unclear premonitions, beckon with the hand, draws Lin Sansheng, said: „You hit him.” 四宝看着小马举起胖胖的拳头,突然有种不详的预感,摆摆手,把林三生拉过来,说道:“你还是打他吧。” Lin Sansheng heard that Little Ma is an average person, although is spirit medium, a little fortuitous encounter, has not been serious, immediately hands on hips, before standing small Horse Face . 林三生听说小马是普通人,虽然是灵媒介质,有点奇遇,也没当回事,当下双手叉腰,站到小马面前。 „You use probably 30% cultivation base resistance.” Ye Shaoyang exhorts Lin Sansheng. “你动用大概30%修为抵御。”叶少阳嘱咐林三生。 Lin Sansheng contemptuously smiles, „Brother Ye underestimated the my humble self, an achievement enough.” 林三生轻蔑一笑,“叶兄太小看小生了,一成就够。” „That as you like.” Ye Shaoyang signals with the eyes to Little Ma, making him begin. “那随你。”叶少阳给小马使了个眼色,让他动手。 Little Ma read qi directing mnemonics, transports/fortunes astral qi to the fist on, loudly shouts, according to the belly of Lin Sansheng is a fist. 小马念了一遍运气口诀,把罡气运到拳头上,大喝一声,照着林三生的肚子就是一拳。 „Pū......” Lin Sansheng bends the waist to spout a ghost blood, the whole person flies upside down, covers the belly to wail, if the ghost can also the stupor, he only fear that has fainted. “噗……”林三生弯腰喷出一口鬼血,整个人倒飞出去,捂着肚子哀嚎起来,假如鬼也能昏迷的话,他只怕早就昏过去了。 Ye Shaoyang and Four Treasures held in the past Lin Sansheng, Lin Sansheng squats to sit on the ground, the facial features are dehumanizing, start to control one's breathing with the ghost technique...... 叶少阳和四宝过去把林三生扶起来,林三生蹲坐在地上,面容凄苦,开始用鬼术调息…… Guagua looks at his welldoing, spits the tongue, the secretly thought: „Baby intelligent......” 瓜瓜看他这副德行,吐了吐舌头,暗道:“还是宝宝聪明……” Lin Sansheng was cultivation base is profound, controls one's breathing one also to restore, awkward stood. 林三生毕竟是修为高深,调息了一会也就恢复了,一脸尴尬的站起来。 The Ye Shaoyang racket his shoulder, said: „This is you bring upon oneself, I make you use 30% cultivation base to resist, you do not listen.” 叶少阳拍拍他的肩膀,道:“这可是你自找的啊,我让你用30%修为来抵御,你不听。” Lin Sansheng smiles embarrasedly, „ashamed, ashamed.” 林三生讪讪一笑,“惭愧,惭愧。” Little Ma feels the fist of oneself, in the look emits the unusual brilliance. „this Celestial Master divine art great accomplishment, this is wants the unified rivers and lakes the rhythm......” 小马摸着自己的拳头,眼神中放出异样的光彩。“本天师神功大成了,这是要一统江湖的节奏啊……” Helpless Ye Shaoyang smiles, said: „Resulted, to you, then teaches you nothing more to be said again sidereal revolution expiration and inspiration core technique, you practice every day, strive to open several other meridians earlier.” 叶少阳无奈笑笑,道:“得了,对你也没什么好说的,回头再教你周天吐纳心法,你每天练习,争取早点打开另外几条经脉。” Little Ma is happy: „You teach me to select magic art again.” 小马喜道:“你再教我点法术。” „magic art does not use, your odd person has no need for magic art, uses your fist. Then finds the way to make suitable magical item to you.” “法术不用了,你这怪人根本用不着法术,就用你拳头吧。回头想办法给你弄个适合的法器。” Ye Shaoyang speechless shaking the head, really does not know that this glutton is the luck is good, is the luck is good...... 叶少阳无语的摇了摇头,真不知道这个吃货是运气好呢,还是运气好呢…… „I am Celestial Master, I can seize the ghost subdue demons, I am Dongfang Bubai......” “我是天师,我能捉鬼降妖,我是东方不败……” All the way, Little Ma that goes back from the hotel repeats these words, Ye Shaoyang hears annoyed, has to copy Lesser Sidereal Revolution expiration and inspiration core technique to him, making him go to the room oneself attempt expiration and inspiration. 从饭店回去的一路上,小马一个劲重复这几句话,叶少阳听得心烦,只好抄了一份小周天吐纳心法给他,让他去房间自己尝试吐纳。 As for oneself Greater Sidereal Revolution core technique that deduces from Luo Book, is not Ye Shaoyang does not give up, but is oneself has not deduced completely, feared that Little Ma this layman cannot control, if works just the opposite, overstated anything troubled. 至于自己从洛书上推演出来的大周天心法,并非叶少阳舍不得,而是自己还没有推演出完整的,怕小马这个门外汉不能驾驭,万一适得其反,走火入魔什么的就麻烦了。 The Ye Shaoyang three people continue to discuss the concrete set up formation process. 叶少阳三人继续商量具体的布阵过程。 „To collect many yang qi, in these 48 people, except for directing, other must be the man, the young virgin child are best, yang qi is exuberant, the array might is also bigger, can in eradicate yin array most in a short time.” “为了收集更多阳气,在这四十八人中,除了引阵的,其余都得是男人,年轻的童男子最好,阳气旺盛,阵法的威力也就更大,能在最短时间内破除阴阵。” The Ye Shaoyang hear the Four Treasures words, said scruple: „Which on looks for so many young men, but must be the virgin, now youngster which like me pure, maintains one's moral integrity.” 叶少阳听完四宝的话,迟疑道:“上哪去找这么多年轻男子,还得是处男,现在年轻人哪个都像我这样的冰清玉洁,守身如玉。” Was saying also looked at Rui Lengyu one intentionally, Rui Lengyu was unresponsive. 说着还故意看了芮冷玉一眼,芮冷玉毫无反应。 Four Treasures said: „I did not have the means that these people needed the execution to be very strong, when the time comes sneaked away at a critical juncture troubled, otherwise looked for the Yuqing help, making her look to select the police to come.” 四宝道:“那我就没办法了,这些人需要执行力很强,到时候临阵脱逃就麻烦了,不然去找雨晴帮忙,让她找点警察过来。” Ye Shaoyang also thought that this idea is feasible, immediately telephones to Xie Yuqing, a situation saying, Xie Yuqing also expressed awkwardly, her male police officer hand/subordinate originally limited, but also wanted the virgin, this was more difficult to look, other department she did not facilitate to transfer. 叶少阳也觉得这主意可行,当即打电话给谢雨晴,把情况一说,谢雨晴也表示为难,她手下的男性警员本来就有限,还要处男,这就更难找了,别的部门她也不方便调动。 However she can try, looks to arrange to many people, then said that in any case time. 不过她还是可以试一试,看能安排到多少人,然后再说,反正还有时间。 Hung up the telephone, Ye Shaoyang also discussed with Four Treasures a detail, then also had nothing to chat, Ye Shaoyang remembered his only Immortal Crane Spirit Lamp, must come to observe a meeting, asked Four Treasures: „Such good magical item, how you take, why do your abbots give you such precious magical item?” 挂上电话,叶少阳跟四宝又商量了一下细节,然后也没什么好聊的了,叶少阳想起他那只仙鹤灵灯,要过来观察了一会,问四宝:“这么好的法器,你是怎么弄到手的,你们方丈凭什么把这么珍贵的法器交给你？” Four Treasures happily smiles, „I naturally have my means.” 四宝得意一笑,“我自然有我的办法。” „What means?” Ye Shaoyang dreadful smiling, „is it possible that...... are you illegitimate child of abbot are suddenly inadequate?” “什么办法？”叶少阳突然猥琐的笑了笑,“莫非……你是方丈的私生子不成？” Four Treasures stared his one eyes ruthlessly, „do not talk nonsense, I am not the empty bamboo lesser monk.” 四宝狠狠瞪了他一眼,“不要胡说,我又不是虚竹小和尚。” That night, Ye Shaoyang in the room deduced Luo Book, some outside suddenly people knock on a door, after Ye Shaoyang set out to arrive at the gate, looked by the cat eye, the corridor light was dark, can only see is a blonde beautiful woman, could not see clearly the appearance. 当天晚上,叶少阳在房间里推演洛书的时候,外面突然有人敲门,叶少阳起身来到门后,透过猫眼看去,走廊灯光暗,只能看到是一个金发美女,看不清容貌。 The Ye Shaoyang heart thump thump jumps, this strange younger sister of greater part of the night knocks on a door, is it possible that...... is sells what to serve? 叶少阳心怦怦跳起来,这大半夜的陌生妹子来敲门,莫非……是来推销什么服务的？ Hesitant, Ye Shaoyang opened a seam the door, just about to opens the mouth, the opposite party infiltrates suddenly, Ye Shaoyang has not seen clearly her face, was shoved open, then the younger sister directly soars the bathroom, closes the door, inside resounds the sound that the faucet turned on the water immediately. 犹豫了一下,叶少阳把门打开一条缝,刚要开口,对方突然钻进来,叶少阳连她的脸都没看清,就被推开,然后妹子直奔浴室,关上门,里面立刻响起了水龙头放水的声音。 Comes to take a bath? 一进来就洗澡？ Ye Shaoyang was at the scene silly, such powerful sales promotion strategy has not really seen, when the time comes others bath also washed, the light the body, oneself is rejecting even still late. Isn't this compelling the person crime? 叶少阳当场傻了,这么强悍的推销策略还真没见过,到时候人家澡也洗了,光着身子,自己就算拒绝也晚了啊。这不是逼着人犯罪吗？ However the person has gone, oneself cannot burst, otherwise does not talk clearly, has to knock on a door unceasingly, asking the younger sister to come out quickly. 但是人已经进去了,自己也不能破门而入,不然更说不清,只好不断敲门,求妹子快出来。 The gate was pulled open suddenly, on binds the younger sister of bath towel to throw to the Ye Shaoyang bosom. 门突然被拉开,一个身上裹着浴巾的妹子扑到叶少阳怀里。 Ye Shaoyang frightens two legs to become tender, in the mouth shouts: „No younger sister, this not, otherwise I give you money, feeds, you want many line...... you to hurry to loosen me, I may shout that saved a life!” 叶少阳吓得两腿发软,口中嚷道:“别啊妹子,这不可以,不然我给你钱,喂喂,你要多少都行……你赶紧松开我啊,我可喊救命了！” The younger sister loosens him suddenly, tilts the head visits him saying: „What money gives me the eldest child?” 妹子突然松开他,歪头看着他说道:“给我什么钱啊老大？” Ye Shaoyang was startled, sizes up the past, this saw clearly the person is Orange, but the hair dyed the golden yellow, but also burnt the volume, in addition was sudden, oneself has not seen clearly her appearance from the start, this created the misunderstanding, immediately exhales long. 叶少阳一怔,打量过去,这才看清来人是橙子,只是头发染成了金黄色,还烫了卷,加上事发突然,自己压根没看清她的样子,这才造成了误会,当下长出了一口气。 „You may really scare to death me, I also think that you are...... consider as finished, I said that you such hurried nervous doing?” “你可真是吓死我了,我还以为你是……算了,我说,你这么着急忙慌的干什么？” „Others to come to help you earlier, has not travelled by water, both days have not touched the water, the body cannot bear, wants to hurry to take a shower, you also blame the families.” Orange purses the lips close to. “人家为了早点过来帮你,没走水路,两天都没碰水了,身体受不了,想要赶紧冲个澡啊,你还怪人家。”橙子撅起了嘴巴。 ( Yesterday sent 4 chapters actually, 2 chapters sent before dawn, today 4, as usual, will still make up tomorrow, little friends who last Wednesday day will owe urged, but please register, over the two days was 4...... I puts in great inconvenience obviously.) (昨天实际发了四章,有二章发到凌晨了而已,今天依然四更,明天照旧,把上周三天欠的补回来,小伙伴们催更可以,但请记数啊,这两天明明是四更……我委屈。)
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