SHMS :: Volume #6

#527: Becoming the father happily

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Guagua reprimanded loudly: „You stayed in this for a long time, ’ what meaning two characters was also forgets including ‚ Celestial Master?” 瓜瓜大声斥道:“你们是不是在这呆久了,连‘天师’两个字是什么意思也忘了？” How many ghosts ridicule, „whom little brother you deceives, you said that Celestial Master is Celestial Master, human world Celestial Master comes to here to do? Even real Celestial Master is not easy-to-use in this, where do not forget here is.” 几个鬼讥笑起来,“小兄弟你糊弄谁呢,你说天师就是天师,人间天师来这里干什么？就算是真的天师在这也不好使,别忘了这里是什么地方。” „Does not give to attract, our oneself attracted.” Then, one group of wild ghosts outflank from all around. “不给吸,我们就自己上去吸了。”说完,一群野鬼从前后左右包抄过来。 Ye Shaoyang sighed, said lightly: „Loses the time.” 叶少阳叹了口气,淡淡说道:“耽误时间。” Extracts Soul Entangling Rope from the waist, sweeps away toward the opposite two ghosts, that two ghosts also released the ghost qi resistance, the result make Soul Entangling Rope stay the flash, pressed, touched two ghost flash, they called out pitifully have not come and sent out, immediately changes into essence soul to diverge. 从腰间抽出勾魂索,朝对面两只鬼横扫过去,那两只鬼还释放出鬼气抵抗,结果只是让勾魂索停留了一瞬间,就压了下去,触碰到两只鬼的一瞬间,它们连惨叫都没来及发出,立刻化为精魄散去。 Meanwhile, Little Ma felt that on the shoulder sinks, just turned head, a rotting big mouth collected, said with the inviting sound: „Clever, attracts one to me, one......” 与此同时,小马感到肩上一沉,刚一回头,一张烂掉的大嘴凑了上来,用充满诱惑的声音说道:“乖,给我吸一口啊,就一口……” „Attracts your mother!” Little Ma fights with the fists, in the mouth scolded: „A Laozi/father fist makes into stupid cunt to you!” “吸你妈啊！”小马一拳打过去,口中骂道:“老子一拳给你打成傻比啊！” Fights with the fists on face of ghost, although does not have Ye Shaoyang to hang, a fist gets down, the ghost also spouts a ghost blood, cries out strangely to fly to the after shock. 一拳打在鬼的面门上,虽然没叶少阳那么吊,一拳下去,那鬼也是喷出一口鬼血,哇哇怪叫着向后震飞出去。 „Fuck, was I so how fierce?” Little Ma looks at the fist of oneself, deeply was shocked by the oneself strength, at this time another ghost threw, Little Ma settled on is a fist pounds, hit the throat, wasted it, covers the throat from the sky to tumble. “卧槽,我怎么这么厉害了？”小马看着自己的拳头,深深被自己的实力感到震惊,这时候又一只鬼扑上来,小马看准了又是一拳砸过去,打中咽喉,将其打飞,捂着咽喉在空中翻滚。 The Little Ma energetic big quake, approaches, double fist on simultaneous/uniform, wastes two being in a daze ghosts, in the heart sighs with emotion, the feeling of originally exorcising demons is so crisp! 小马精神大震,主动上前,双拳齐上,把两个正在发愣的鬼魂打飞出去,心中感慨,原来打鬼的感觉这么爽！ At this time Ye Shaoyang had killed fast kept off in the front ghost, the under foot swayed suddenly, quickly turned around to look toward the right side, saw only distant place that mountain the shadow to rock , from afar, felt like has anything to drill from the mountain. 这时候叶少阳已经快速的弄死了挡在前面的鬼魂,突然间脚下摇晃了一下,急忙转身朝右侧望去,只见远处那道高山的暗影晃动起来,远远看去,感觉好像有什么东西从山下钻了出来。 „Came big fellow?” Little Ma is ready to fight. „Looks at this Celestial Master.” “来大家伙了？”小马摩拳擦掌。“看本天师的。” Finally Ye Shaoyang gave him according to the buttocks on a foot: „Hurries, mountain Yaolai!” 结果叶少阳照屁股上给了他一脚:“赶紧走,山妖来了！” „What is mountain monster?” Little Ma is startled, „can't you be victorious?” “山妖是什么？”小马一怔,“你打不过？” „Where has the time to hit!” Ye Shaoyang holds on his arm, dashes about wildly toward the front, Guagua in front Way Opening, along the way many ghost accumulations. “哪有时间打！”叶少阳一把拉住他的胳膊,朝前方狂奔出去,瓜瓜在前面开道,沿途又有不少鬼魂聚集而来。 Under the instruction of Ye Shaoyang, Little Ma tosses the paper money along the way unceasingly forward, before these ghosts in view of the fact that Ye Shaoyang , the fearful method of displaying, is convinced very much, only wants to seek the wealth, does not want to go all out, after drawing cash, immediately draws back, give away a road. 在叶少阳的指示下,小马沿途不断向前抛洒纸钱,那些鬼鉴于叶少阳之前表现出的可怕手段,也都很买账,只想求财,不想拼命,拿了钱之后立刻退开,让出一条路来。 Finally, three people arrive at a wooden bridge, the bridge is wooden floating bridge, Ye Shaoyang looked saw this is floating bridge that the yin locust tree wood builds, yin locust tree evades the water, will not be contained the river water corrosion of resentment completely. 终于,三人来到一座木桥边上,桥是木质的浮桥,叶少阳一看就看出这是阴槐木打造的浮桥,阴槐避水,不会被满含怨气的河水腐蚀。 Before on the bridge, Little Ma then looked at one, a huge shadow is dashing about wildly to come from the under foot of distant place that mountain, Little Ma also wants to look at a clarity, finally held on by Ye Shaoyang, arrives on the bridge, when then looks again, jumped another space probably, same scenery, but that big fellow also had these lonely soul wild ghost to look to disappear. 上桥之前,小马回头看了一眼,一个巨大的暗影正在从远处那座山的脚下狂奔而来,小马还想看个清楚,结果被叶少阳一把拉住,走到桥上,再回头看时,就好像跳到了另一个空间,身后还是一样的景物,但是那个大家伙还有那些孤魂野鬼都看不见了。 Arrives at half on the bridge, the front empty bridge approach suddenly presented several silhouette, is white clothing appearance ghost messenger, a leader appearance of belt/bring black hat goes forward one step, shouted loudly: „river bridge heavy, lonely soul wild ghost should not be near!” 在桥上走到一半,前方空荡荡的桥边突然出现了几道人影,都是素衣打扮的鬼差,一个带黑帽的头头模样的上前一步,大声喝道:“河桥重地,孤魂野鬼勿近！” Guagua first step overruns saying: „The Celestial Master arrival, has the important matter to manage, but also please allow to pass.” 瓜瓜抢先一步冲过去道:“天师驾临,有要事来办,还请放行。” Several ghost messenger are startled, looks up toward Ye Shaoyang. 几名鬼差一怔,抬头朝叶少阳看去。 Ye Shaoyang were not many said, fished out the Celestial Master sign from the pocket, stimulated by astral qi, release together purple qi. 叶少阳也不多说,从兜里摸出天师牌,以罡气激发,释放出一道紫气。 This thing cannot cheat. Several ghost messenger make obeisance to salute, does not talk too much, one side falls back on. 这玩意做不了假。几名鬼差打拱行礼,也不多言,退到一边去。 The Ye Shaoyang three people get down from the bridge, continue the half step to go forward, meets many ghosts all the way, puts on the modern age, there are in the ancient times, on some shoulders carried the stone, some are lifting the wooden stake, saw the Ye Shaoyang three people, cast the curious vision, then left hurriedly. 叶少阳三人下了桥,继续快步前进,一路上遇到不少鬼魂,穿着有现代的,也有古代的,有的肩上扛着石头,有的在抬木桩,见到叶少阳三人,都投来好奇的目光,然后匆忙离开。 Little Ma to Guagua inquires the origin that immediately these ghosts, Guagua explained that these are ghost laborer, just like the worker and peasant of human world, keeps the netherworld to work. 小马立刻向瓜瓜询问这些鬼的来历,瓜瓜解释,这些都是鬼役,跟人间的工农一样,都是留在阴间干活的。 „What can netherworld have to do exactly?” Little Ma curious saying. “阴间能有什么活干？”小马好奇的说道。 „May do were many, the hydraulic engineering, repairs the bridge to build roads, the restoration palace, cannot the ghost do, otherwise do you make these masters oneself begin?” “可干的多了,水利工程啊,修桥修路啊,修缮宫殿啊,不都得鬼去干,不然你让那些官老爷们自己动手？” Little Ma listened more surprised: „Ghost cannot change magic art, these things are not change the magic art matter, how also does the important person begin personally?” 小马听了更加吃惊:“鬼不是可以变法术吗,这些事情不就是变个法术的事吗,怎么还要人亲自动手？” Guagua rolled the eyes at him, „you want to be many, the ghost technique is only effective to the live thing, other is like human world, for example builds the house, is one brick one watt builds.” 瓜瓜白了他一眼,“你想多了,鬼术只对活的东西有效,别的都跟人间一样,例如盖房子,也是一砖一瓦垒起来的。” During the speeches, arrives at a small at the foot of the mountain, the nearby has woods, Ye Shaoyang takes the lead to be just about to pass, several children pushed through the thick patch of grass to flutter, wicked saying: „Does!” 说话间,来到一座小山脚下,边上有个树林,叶少阳率先正要通过,几个孩童拨开草丛飘了出来,恶狠狠的说道:“干什么的！” Guagua blew a whistling, said with the cocky tone: „Old doesn't know including you mostly?” 瓜瓜吹了个口哨,用得瑟的口吻说道:“连你们老大都不认识了？” Several little ghost stare, turns the head to look, immediately beams with joy, intimate collects. 几个小鬼一愣,转头看去,立刻眉开眼笑,亲热的凑上来。 In the thick patch of grass has little ghost to drill unceasingly, after drills, plunged Ye Shaoyang directly, in the mouth charmingly angry calling out: „Father, you came!” 草丛里不断有小鬼钻出来,其中一个钻出来之后,直接扑向叶少阳,口中娇嗔的叫道:“老爸,你来了啊！” Ye Shaoyang his such a was called, both legs one soft, fixes the eyes on to look, somewhat looks familiar, remembers suddenly is Seven Treasures, little ghost that Zhuang Yuning raises, at the scene startled say/way: „You how in this?” 叶少阳被他这么一叫,双腿一软,定睛看去,有些面熟,猛然想起是七宝,庄雨柠养的小鬼,当场惊道:“你怎么在这？” Seven Treasures happy throwing to his arms, said: „This was also lucky the father you, Mansion Lord Cui read your letter/believes initially, sold a face, making me act as ghost laborer, the responsibility guards this Sentiment Forgetting Valley with them together, the father you married the mother, my mother she now how?” 七宝开心的扑到他怀里,说道:“这还多亏了老爸你呀,当初崔府君看了你的信,卖了个面子,让我充当鬼役,责任就是跟他们一起看守这忘情谷,老爸你跟老妈结婚了没有,我妈她现在怎么样？” Ye Shaoyang is felt speechless, has to change a topic that his „father” called, looked at that several little ghost saying: „Do you make the guarding in this?” 叶少阳被他一口一个“老爸”叫的倍感无语,只好换了个话题,望着那几个小鬼说道:“你们都在这做看守？” Guagua replied: „Right, they are waiting for samsara, temporarily does this.” Looked at Seven Treasures, said, „your son is extraordinary, daily plays your signboard to mix everywhere, no one dares to annoy, I not , he has become their leaders.” 瓜瓜答道:“对啊,他们都在等着轮回,暂时就干这个。”看了一眼七宝,说道,“你这儿子了不得,天天打你的招牌到处混,没人敢惹,我不在的时候,他已经成了他们的头头了。” Ye Shaoyang is helpless, if we had known like this, might as well will send to samsara to consider as finished him, so as to avoid tarnishes the oneself reputation in the netherworld. 叶少阳无奈,早知道会这样,还不如把他送去轮回算了,免得在阴间败坏自己的名声。 Little Ma patted his shoulder, said with a smile: „Little Ye'zi you are flamboyant, others married became the father happily, your has not married, the son was so big......” 小马拍了拍他的肩膀,笑道:“小叶子你牛逼啊,人家好歹结婚了才喜当爹,你这还没结婚,儿子就这么大了……” Ye Shaoyang horizontal his eyes, has not waited for the opens the mouth, Guagua to ask his group of little brothers: „Situation how?” 叶少阳横了他一眼,没等开口,瓜瓜问他那帮小弟:“情况怎么样了？” A little miss said: „That two fellows have rushed in the Fengdu big city, is fighting with yin soldier, tries to enter Tragic Death City, but was blocked temporarily, for a short time should be all right.” 一个小姑娘说道:“那两个家伙已经闯进酆都大城了,正在跟阴兵战斗,试图打进枉死城,不过暂时被挡住了,一时半会应该没事。”
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