SHMS :: Volume #1

#43: swindler

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Then looks, one team of securities walk from the opposite, what speech is walks in a forefront fatty, sees Xie Yuqing, everyone at present one bright, the vision cannot help but glances toward her on. 回头望去,一队保安从对面走来,说话的是走在最前面的一个胖子,看到谢雨晴,所有人眼前一亮,目光不由自主朝她身上瞟去。 On the Xie Yuqing face somewhat feels hot, coldly said: „Police, go away!” 谢雨晴脸上有些发烫,冷冷道:“警察,走开！” „Police? Hehe, has you such attractive police?” The fat people are smiling, „shows me your document.” “警察？嘿嘿,有你这么漂亮的警察？”胖子嬉皮笑脸,“把你证件给我看看。” Xie Yuqing smiles to him, „that you come.” 谢雨晴冲他嫣然一笑,“那你过来呀。” Can contact with the beautiful woman short distance, the fatty wishes for earnestly, twists the mouth sidewise big mouth to smile, runs. Ye Shaoyang shakes the head in behind, this fatty must have bad luck. 能与美女近距离接触,胖子求之不得,咧开大嘴笑着,屁颠屁颠地跑过去。叶少阳在后面摇了摇头,这胖子要倒霉了。 Xie Yuqing pulls out the document, hands over, the fatty puts out a hand to meet, was looking forward to the small hand who traces the beautiful woman, the oneself puffy salty pig's trotter were grasped suddenly, heart one happy, this beautiful woman is so how driving, has not waited to enjoy, Xie Yuqing flies to kick suddenly on the belly of his fat stack. 谢雨晴掏出证件,递过去,胖子伸手来接,正憧憬着摸一摸美女的小手,突然自己肥嘟嘟的咸猪手被一把握住,心头一喜,这美女怎么这么主动,还没等享受一下,谢雨晴突然飞起一脚踢在他脂肪堆积的肚子上。 „In front of so many people, unexpectedly dares to play the hooligan to touch my hand, courts death!” “当着这么多人的面,居然敢耍流氓摸我的手,找死！” The fat people squat on the ground, covers the belly to yell, quite a while recovers consciousness, raised the head to stare Xie Yuqing: „You...... you are unfair to me, but also hits the person!” 胖子蹲在地上,捂着肚子哇哇大叫,半天才缓过来,抬头瞪着谢雨晴:“你……你冤枉我,还打人！” Xie Yuqing walks, extends the document to him in front , a hand is patting his shoulder, „is you first plays the hooligan, does not hit you to hit anyone, how, to have the opinion, can return to the bureau to talk clearly with me?” 谢雨晴走过去,把证件伸到他面前,一只手拍着他的肩膀,“是你先耍流氓,不打你打谁,怎么着,有意见吗,要不要跟我回局里说个清楚？” The fat people looked at front police officer to prove, understands that returned to the police authorities to mean anything with her, swinging rattle-drum, „police officer elder sister spared and not punished too severely, I made a mistake, does not dare.” 胖子看了看面前的警官证,明白跟她回警局意味着什么,头摇的拨浪鼓似的,“警官姐姐高抬贵手,我错了,不敢了。” Xie Yuqing smiles, asks: „What are your duties?” 谢雨晴笑了笑,问道:“你们的任务是什么？” „Reported the police officer, the school arranged us to defend near No. 4 dormitory, prevented to lift the class student or the extracurricular people are approaches, sees Law Master to open the altar/jar the scene.” “报告警官,学校安排我们守在四号宿舍楼附近,防止有跷课的学生或校外人士接近,看到法师开坛的场面。” „.” Xie Yuqing nods, suddenly the changes countenance, „that has not gotten the hell out, why should why go!” “哦。”谢雨晴点点头,突然变色,“那还不滚蛋,该干什么干什么去！” „Is.” The fat people set out hastily, lead to run, distant standing near No. 4 dormitory, does not dare to look at Xie Yuqing one. “是是。”胖子连忙起身,带领手下一路小跑,远远的站在四号宿舍楼边上,再也不敢多看谢雨晴一眼。 Xie Yuqing satisfied smiling, has turned head, discovered Ye Shaoyang and Little Ma dumbfounded looks at oneself, „what looks at?” 谢雨晴满意的笑了笑,回过头,发现叶少阳和小马目瞪口呆的看着自己,“看什么？” „Does attractively.” Ye Shaoyang set upright giving the thumbs-up, in the heart mused, although this policewoman long attractiveness, but there is a violent tendency, later dealt with probably be careful her. “干得漂亮。”叶少阳竖了竖大拇指,心中暗想,这女警虽然长的漂亮,但是有暴力倾向,以后跟她打交道要小心点。 Waited for a meeting, that Law Master appeared, clamps among people of one crowd of leader appearances, steps the measured steps to walk from the classroom building direction. 等了一会,那个法师出现了,夹在一群领导模样的人中间,从教学楼方向迈着方步走来。 „We retrocede, should not be remarkable.” Under the reminder of Xie Yuqing, several people fall back on side that crowd of securities backward, Ye Shaoyang turns head secretly, discovered that stands in Xie Yuqing behind security, will move moving in the future, the complexion is intense, finds it ridiculous. That foot that the fat people suffered before, making everyone not dare hurriedly. “我们后退一点,不要引人注意。”在谢雨晴的提醒下,几人向后退到那群保安身边,叶少阳偷偷回头,发现站在谢雨晴身后的保安,都往后挪了挪,面色紧张,不禁觉得好笑。胖子之前挨的那一脚,让所有人不敢造次。 That Law Master 50 years old high and low, is daoist, wears the black silk ribbon turban, wears the Daoist robe, long beard is soft, the hand with a goose feather fan, walks while shakes gently. The side also follows dao child appearance youngster, the body has a big burden, the expression is also arrogant. 那法师五十岁上下,也是一个道士,头戴纶巾,身穿道袍,长须冉冉,手拿一把鹅毛扇,一边走一边轻轻摇动。身边还跟着个道童打扮的年轻人,身上背一个大包袱,表情也是高傲的很。 „, Really is the obtaining enlightenment person of high skill!” In the security group resounds one piece to acclaim. “哇,果然是得道高人啊！”身后保安群里响起一片赞叹。 „Really was drunk, installs daoist on the attire, but also installs Zhuge Liang!” Helpless Ye Shaoyang shakes the head, „Zhuge Liang has what relations with daoist!” “真是醉了,装道士就装呗,还装诸葛亮！”叶少阳无奈摇头,“诸葛亮跟道士有什么关系！” The group arrive in open area under No. 4 dormitory, a school leader introduced: „Daoist Liu, this is that being haunted building, asking Daoist Liu to act, quells the evil spirit.” 一行人来到四号宿舍楼下的空地上,一个校领导介绍道:“刘道长,这就是那栋闹鬼的楼,请刘道长出手,荡平妖魔。” Daoist Liu flung the sleeve, goes forward two steps, goes toward the big family prestige, the iron gate that two antithetical poens open, was deadlocked by a very thick chains, locks also pastes one not to know spiritual talisman that which Law Master leaves behind. 刘道长甩了甩袖子,上前两步,朝大门望去,两扇对开的铁门,被一把很粗的锁链锁死,锁上还贴着一张不知哪个法师留下的灵符。 „Opens the lock.” Daoist Liu is pointing at the iron gate, very aggressive saying. “把锁打开。”刘道长指着铁门,很霸气的说道。 School leader hesitant, takes out the key, gives Daoist Liu, Daoist Liu gives the young lad, goes forward to open the door lock , the iron gate pulls open, a cold wind front surface blows, everyone hit to tremble unrestrainedly, retroceded several steps. 校领导犹豫了一下,取出钥匙,交给刘道长,刘道长又交给童子,上前打开门锁,吱呀一声,铁门拉开,一股阴风迎面吹来,所有人都情不自禁的打了个哆嗦,后退了几步。 Daoist Liu orders dao child to untie the burden, facing the ghost building main entrance, arranges the incense table, takes out a bronze Daxianglu to suspend, pours into the glutinous rice, in the point three burn a joss stick, grasps Peach Wood Sword, sword blade refers to the day, exhibits the posture that installed very much, the clear and resonant voice said: „Mt. Longhu daoist Liu Damin presents the ancestral master imperial order, eliminating demons and protecting the dao, you and other demons and monsters, come to suffer to death!” 刘道长命令道童解开包袱,面对鬼楼正门,摆下香案,取出一个古铜色的大香炉摆上去,倒入糯米,点上三炷香,手持一把桃木剑,剑锋指天,摆出了一个很装的姿势,朗声说道:“龙虎山道士刘大民奉祖师敕令,除魔卫道,尔等妖魔鬼怪,前来受死！” Ye Shaoyang is sneering shaking the head, this swindler, enough installs. 叶少阳冷笑着摇了摇头,这个神棍,也是够装的。 Daoist Liu grasps the wooden sword, high and low brandishes, the footsteps also move, scurries about, the posture seems like both strange and funny, his expression also is very serious intense, felt really same in the approach. 刘道士手持木剑,上下挥舞,脚步也动起来,上窜下跳,姿势看上去既怪异又搞笑,偏偏他的表情又十分严肃紧张,给人感觉真的在作法一样。 Ye Shaoyang is holding the arm, looked at him to toss about for enough ten minutes, ended this set of bored ceremony, took out together yellow talisman paper from the sleeve, received cinnabar brush that dao child handed over, drew several above rapidly, in the mouth discussed: „God of thunder goddess of lightning, listens to my verbal command, squanders completely the evil spirit, returns the pure brightness. may this at once be so!” 叶少阳抱着胳膊,看他折腾了足足十分钟,才结束这套无聊的仪式,从袖子里取出一道黄色符纸,接过道童递来的朱砂笔,飞速在上面画了几道,口中念道:“雷神电母,听我号令,荡尽妖魔,还归清明。急急如律令！” The hand shakes, spiritual talisman flies into the ghost building front door, hovering in in the air, bang thunderous, in spiritual talisman, presented a fuzzy person's shadow. 手一抖,灵符飞入鬼楼大门,悬停在空中,轰隆一声雷鸣,在灵符的下方,出现了一个模糊的人影。 Securities „” calls out in alarm, in abundance retreat. 保安们“啊”的一声惊呼,纷纷后退。 „Ghost revealed true colors, should not be startled, it cannot stand off my Thunder Guiding Talisman!” “鬼怪现形了,不要惊慌,它敌不过我这引雷符！” As the sound resounds unceasingly, yin thunder is billowing, although cannot see the real thunder and lightning, but that fuzzy form actually about twists, sends out the astonishing pitiful yell. 随着咔嚓声不断响起,阴雷滚滚,虽然看不到真的雷电,但是那个模糊的身影却左右扭曲起来,发出惊人的惨叫。 Little Ma holds the arm of Ye Shaoyang, in short supply said/tunnel: „Big Brother Shaoyang you did not say that he is false daoist, this this...... looks very good.” 小马抓住叶少阳的胳膊,紧张地道:“少阳哥你不说他是假道士吗,这这这……看着挺牛的啊。” „Broken ship also three nails, which school of outer sect disciple this old man mostly is, slightly understands some magic art, that ghost does not belong to the dormitory, by him is not known where from arrests to close in spiritual talisman, now puts to play tricks.” “破船还有三根钉,这老头多半是哪一派的外门弟子,略懂一些法术,那鬼魂根本就不属于宿舍楼,是被他不知从哪拘来关在灵符中的,如今放出来装神弄鬼而已。” Catches the ghost not to surpass, actually serves as this type the shoddy acrobatics, is really contrary to Heavenly Dao, Ye Shaoyang holds the chin, how is pondering over the disciplinary punishment his. 抓鬼而不超度,却用作这种把拙劣的把戏,实在有违天道,叶少阳手托下巴,琢磨着怎样惩戒他一番。 „Bang” a loud sound, that ghost is calling out pitifully crouches/submits inverted/fall in the place. “轰隆”一声巨响,那鬼魂惨叫着伏倒在地。 „Everyone sees not to have, this ghost had been received by me.” Daoist Liu is complacent, meditates the incantation, receives that ghost in talisman paper. „When my approach, surpasses it, all things were then worry-free.” “大家看到没有,这鬼魂已经被我收了。”刘道士洋洋得意,默念咒文,将那鬼魂收在符纸中。“待我做法,将它超度,便万事无虞了。” „Good!” In the security group resounds an applause and applauding sound, looks like in their average people, this old daoist method is no different than immortal. “好！”保安群中响起一片掌声和叫好声,在他们普通人看来,这老道士的手段无异于仙人。 Daoist Liu picks up the beard, self-satisfied. 刘道士手拈胡须,洋洋自得。 At this moment, Ye Shaoyang touches to him behind, patted the racket on his shoulder, saying with a smile of winking: „Law Master, is not right, your side also has a ghost.” 就在这时,叶少阳摸到他背后,在他肩膀上拍了拍,挤眉弄眼的笑道:“法师,不对啊,你身边也有一个鬼。” About Daoist Liu terrified startled, anxious looking all around, anything does not have, to upbraid Ye Shaoyang: „You talked nonsense anything, ghost who where came!” 刘道长悚然一惊,紧张的环顾左右,什么也没有,怒叱叶少阳:“你胡说什么,哪来的鬼！” „I have not talked nonsense, you looked that Thunder Guiding Talisman fluttered, this was not obviously has ghost!” “我没胡说,你看,那引雷符又飘出来了,这不是显然有鬼吗！” Really, that Thunder Guiding Talisman flutters from the ghost building, hovering sky over the Daoist Liu top of the head, he did not have yes what's the matter, only listens to one, yin thunder that cannot see together blasts out in his top of the head. Daoist Liu jumps „aiyu”. The people look dumbfounded, did the thunder that this oneself directs chop his oneself to come on the contrary? 果然,那引雷符从鬼楼里飘出来,悬停在刘道长头顶上空,他还没明白怎么回事,只听咔嚓一声,一道看不见的阴雷在他头顶炸开。刘道长“哎呦”一声跳起来。众人看着傻眼了,这自己引的雷怎么反倒劈起他自己来了？
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