SHMS :: Volume #1

#34: The policewomen appear and disappear

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„You try to find the solution quickly, thinks quickly! Otherwise I consider you to act indecently!” The policewomen soon cried. “你快想办法啊,快想！不然我就告你猥亵！”女警快要哭出来了。 I depend, indecent is not jokes . Moreover the opposite party is a policewoman, interferes with the judicial fairness casually, oneself this charge may be solid. Ye Shaoyang is anxious scratches the head, suddenly thinks of a good way, smiles, starts to take off the clothes. 我靠,猥亵可不是闹着玩的,而且对方是女警,随便干涉一下司法公正,自己这罪名可就坐实了。叶少阳急得直挠头,突然想到一个好办法,嘿嘿一笑,开始脱衣服。 „You must do!” The policewomen to the relieving shrinking, a face were tense, „my my I said that you really came!” “你要干什么！”女警向后缩了缩,一脸紧张,“我我我说说而已,你真来啊！” „What, I am take off the clothes to put on to you, you wear my clothes to walk, I stripped go back, Young lady, then can be good?” “什么啊,我是脱衣服给你穿,你穿我衣服走,我光着膀子回去,大小姐,这下总该行了吧？” „It is not good! Nearby this has the camera, sees me to wear your coat, but you stripped, will be misunderstood!” “不行！这附近都有摄像头,给人看到我穿着你的上衣,而你光着膀子,还是会被误会！” „I depend, this not good that is not good, what to do did you say?” Ye Shaoyang was also anxious, oneself lets slip for a while, where thinks that annoys greatly is so troublesome. “我靠,这也不行那也不行,你说怎么办？”叶少阳也急了,自己一时失手,哪想到惹出这么大麻烦。 The policewomen think, said: „You call to make one to deliver clothes, puts on to me!” 女警想了一想,道:“你打电话叫人送一身衣服来,给我穿！” Ye Shaoyang is startled: „I just came to the school, a female schoolmate did not know.” He thought of Zhou Jingru, the oneself light the body was rather going out, cannot make her come, otherwise do not think that from now on she managed oneself again. 叶少阳一怔:“我刚来学校,一个女同学也不认识。”他想到了周静茹,自己宁可光着身子出去,也不能让她过来啊,不然今后别想她再理自己了。 „Men's wear on men's wear!” The policewomen draw back ask next, good and evil both people wear the clothes to go out, even if pats to the camera, big evening's the style of not being able to see clearly the clothes, always light/only the body is going out strongly compared with a person. “男装就男装吧！”女警退求其次,好歹两个人都穿着衣服出去,就算给摄像头拍到,大晚上的也看不清衣服的样式,总比一个人光着身子出去强。 Ye Shaoyang gives Little Ma to telephone immediately, making him return to the dormitory, takes the clothes to the oneself backpack, just hung up the telephone, suddenly the arm was held, turns the head to look, the policewoman grabbed the arm of oneself, trembling said: „A moment ago, had a woman...... to flutter from outside.” 叶少阳当即给小马打电话,让他回宿舍,到自己背包里取衣服来,刚把电话挂上,突然手臂被人抓住,转头一看,女警抓着自己的胳膊,哆哆嗦嗦的说:“刚才,有个女人从外面……飘过去。” Women? Does here have ghostess? oneself has not felt. 女人？这里还有女鬼？自己没感觉到啊。 Out Ye Shaoyang runs, about looked, anything does not have. Really has ghostess to pass through? Ye Shaoyang wants to look to look, did not feel relieved that leaves behind a policewoman person, comforts her saying: „You were dazzled, anything does not have.” 叶少阳跑到门外,左右看了看,什么都没有。难道真有女鬼走过？叶少阳本想找一找看,又不放心把女警一个人留下,安慰她道:“你看花眼了,什么都没有。” The policewomen received the cheongsam that he hands over, expels out him, oneself wears the clothes in inside. 女警接过他递来的长衫,把他赶出门外,自己在里面穿衣服。 Ye Shaoyang is away from the gate to ask: „Police Beauty, the big evening, why will you come to here?” 叶少阳隔着门问道:“警花美女,大晚上的,你为什么会来这里？” The policewomen have not concealed, tell him, oneself with Xiao Lin is the friend, Xiao Lin calls to tell her today, oneself played the fortune telling with inscribed papers covered by a dish to hit in this last night evilly, has the schoolmate face to be scratched, she does not believe fishily, suspected that some people disguise as, after getting off work are all right, is thinking comes to investigate the scene, has not thought that meets these things...... 女警也没有隐瞒,告诉他,自己跟萧琳是朋友,萧琳今天打电话告诉她,自己昨晚在这玩碟仙撞邪了,有同学脸被划伤,她不信有鬼,怀疑是有人假扮,下班后没事,想着进来调查一下现场,没想到遇上这些事情…… Ye Shaoyang smiles, „your courage is also very big, now believed fishily? Right Police Beauty, do you name?” 叶少阳笑了笑,“你胆子也挺大的,现在相信有鬼了吧？对了警花美女,你叫什么名字？” „Closes your anything matter!” “关你什么事！” „Hehe, we like this, is fate, asked that the name hasn't related? I called Ye Shaoyang.” “嘿嘿,咱们都这样了,也算是缘分一场,问下名字没关系吧？我叫叶少阳。” „What like this, I with your which type!” Policewoman suffering calling out, saw Ye Shaoyang not to answer, after a while said: „I called Xie Yuqing.” “什么这样了,我跟你哪样了！”女警委屈的叫道,见叶少阳不搭腔,过了一会说道:“我叫谢雨晴。” „Xie Yuqing, pleasant to hear.” “谢雨晴,好听。” „Ye Shaoyang, ahem, I remembered, when I go to ask you to do accounts again!” “叶少阳,哼哼,我记住了,等我出去再找你算账！” Xie Yuqing opens the gate, Ye Shaoyang then looked, the oneself cheongsam puts in her, like one -piece dress, is the skirt-width is a little actually short, looks a little nondescriptly, feels the chin to say with a smile: „This modeling, was cool.” 谢雨晴拉开门,叶少阳回头一看,自己的长衫穿在她身上,倒是像一件连衣裙,就是下摆有点短,看着有点不伦不类,摸着下巴笑道:“这造型,酷毙了。” At this time Little Ma made the phone call, informed has attained the clothes, now on the 4 th under dormitory. 这时候小马打来电话,告知已经拿到衣服,现在四号宿舍楼下。 Ye Shaoyang greeted Xie Yuqing to get down, before oneself arrived at ground that beach liquid, the finger moistened a point, smells, the evil aura, took out blank talisman paper immediately, wiped a point, planned that went back to study slowly. 叶少阳招呼谢雨晴下去,自己来到地上那滩液体前,手指沾了一点,闻了闻,有一股邪气,当即取出一张空白符纸,抹了一点,打算回去慢慢研究。 „Do you do?” The policewomen wonder to ask. “你干什么？”女警纳闷地问。 „Makes the point to go back to inspect.” “弄点回去检查一下。” Next to second floor, Ye Shaoyang makes Xie Yuqing wait in the stairway, under oneself to a building corridor on, opens a window casually, called Little Ma, received backpack that he handed over. 下到二楼,叶少阳让谢雨晴在楼梯口等着,自己下到一楼走廊上,随便打开一扇窗户,把小马叫过来,接过他递来的背包。 „What's the matter, wants the clothes to do? Well, you how stripped, your clothes?” In the Little Ma heart wonders, comes to seize the ghost, how not to have the clothes lane, does the ghost also snatch the clothes? “怎么回事,要衣服干什么？咦,你怎么光着膀子,你衣服呢？”小马心中纳闷,进来捉鬼,怎么把衣服弄没了,难道鬼还抢衣服？ „Is staying honestly.” Ye Shaoyang received the burden, returns to the stairway, takes out a black cloth cheongsam to put on. Then two people have the clothes, can go out. “老实呆着吧。”叶少阳接过包袱,回到楼梯口,取出一件青布长衫穿上。这下两人都有衣服,可以出去了。 „Right, did you also turn from the window?” On second floor on the way, Ye Shaoyang asked. “对了,你也是从窗户翻进来的？”上二楼的途中,叶少阳问道。 The policewomen had not replied, said icily: „Today's matter, if you dare saying that a character, I ensure you will die miserably!” 女警没回答,冷冰冰地说道:“今天的事情,如果你敢说出去一个字,我保证你会死得很难看！” „Relax, the tonight's matter, is the secrets of your my two people, heaven knows and earth knows-” “放心吧,今晚的事,是你我两个人的秘密,天知地知-” The policewomen kick, suddenly thinks that may be exposed, the hurried retracting long leg, stamps the ground with anger. 女警一脚踢过去,突然想到可能会走光,急忙缩回长腿,气得直跺脚。 Before arriving window that second floor opens, Ye Shaoyang said with a smile ambiguous: „I first jump, then you!” 来到二楼打开的窗户前,叶少阳暧昧地笑道:“我先跳下去吧,然后接着你！” „Does not use, I first come.” The skirt-width of cheongsam is a little big, Xie Yuqing does not want to let him below, really sees anything, immediately holds the window, a hand brace, jumps very much with ease. “不用,我先来。”长衫的下摆有点大,谢雨晴可不想让他在下面,真的看到什么,当下扶着窗台,手一撑,很轻松地跳下去。 „Originally has real skill.” Ye Shaoyang shows a faint smile, with jumping. “原来有两下子。”叶少阳微微一笑,跟着跳下去。 Little Ma saw that some people jump down, but also wears the cheongsam, at first sight also thinks is Ye Shaoyang, quickly collects, carefully looks, unexpectedly is a stature very beautiful woman on time, is startled unable to speak: „How do you and you wear the Little Ye'zi clothes?” 小马看到有人跳下来,还穿着长衫,乍一看还以为是叶少阳,急忙凑上来,仔细一看,居然是一个身材很正点的美女,惊得说不出话来:“你、你怎么穿着小叶子的衣服？” Ye Shaoyang jumped down, stared his one eyes: „Do not ask.” 叶少阳跳下来,瞪了他一眼:“不要多问。” Little Ma gawked staring, on the face had a malicious smile slowly, „I understood, did not ask, did not ask, haha!” 小马愣了愣,脸上慢慢绽开一个不怀好意的笑容,“我明白了,不问,不问,哈哈！” „Dead fatty, you understood anything!” Xie Yuqing is blushing to reprimand, knows this fatty was certainly crooked. “死胖子,你明白什么了！”谢雨晴红着脸斥道,知道这胖子一定想歪了。 „My anything is not clear.” Little Ma is beckoning with the hand, „feels relieved the elder sister, my anything has not seen, among you had anything, I don't know either.” “我什么都不明白。”小马摆着手,“放心吧姐姐,我什么都没看见,你们之间发生了什么,我也不知道。” „You!” “你！” Xie Yuqing then stared Ye Shaoyang one, stamps the feet fiercely: „Your swindler, you are waiting to me!” Said to run, rushes to the distant place. 谢雨晴回头瞪了叶少阳一眼,猛一跺脚:“你个神棍,你给我等着！”说完一路小跑,向远处奔去。 „Little Ye'zi, you are flamboyant!” When Xie Yuqing walked away, Little Ma loudly calls out, excited grabs the arm of Ye Shaoyang, „I admire you, admires you! Seizes the ghost time can gang up with the younger sister, the work soaks little girl without hampering the other, moreover in ghost building place on...... Little Ye'zi, from now on, you will be my eldest child!” “小叶子,你牛逼啊！”等谢雨晴走远了,小马大叫一声,万分激动的抓着叶少阳的胳膊,“我佩服你,太佩服你！捉鬼的时候都能勾搭上妹子,工作泡妞两不误啊,而且在鬼楼这种地方就……小叶子,从今往后,你是我老大！” „Do not talk nonsense!” “别胡说八道！” „How to talk nonsense, the clothes took off/escaped, do not explain.” A Little Ma face smiles badly. „You were really good, came to the school several days, poured into two beautiful women, the day before yesterday helped a beautiful woman wear the pants, today another to......, how you to achieve, is not rape, how otherwise didn't others clothes have?” “怎么胡说了,衣服都脱了,你就不要解释了。”小马一脸坏笑。“你真是太牛了,来学校才几天,就泡上两个美女,前天帮一个美女穿裤子,今天又把另一个给……哈哈,你是怎么做到的,不会是霸王硬上弓吧,不然人家衣服怎么没了呢？” „Hard your younger sister, she is police, I troubled in a big way!” “硬你妹啊,她是警察,我麻烦大了！” „Police? I depend, your police strong-” “警察？我靠,你连警察都敢强-” Ye Shaoyang tramples. 叶少阳一脚踹过去。
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