SHMS :: Volume #34

#3332: New called flower chicken 2

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He puts out the cell phone, telephones to Old Guo. 他拿出手机,给老郭打电话。 When Ye Shaoyang this days run for the human world matter everywhere, Ye Xiaomu is immersing in the cultivation pleasure, this point he is different from many people, although many Law Master will also lead a pious life assiduously, but thinks that practices is a very bitter matter, can support the reason that they have been leading a pious life, to let oneself grows stronger, to become outstanding in magic arts world. 在叶少阳这段日子为了人间的事到处奔走的时候,叶小木正沉醉在修炼的乐趣之中,这一点他跟很多人不一样,很多法师虽然也会刻苦修行,但会认为修行是一件很苦的事情,能撑着他们一直修行下去的原因,是为了让自己变强、为了在法术界出人头地。 This point looks like with the learn/study very much, many people thought that the learn/study has to study laboriously, but always has some that people, the learn/study to them is a very happy matter, does not need the sense of purpose of what reality to compel the oneself learn/study. 这一点跟学习很像,很多人觉得学习辛苦不得不学,但总有那么一些人,学习对他们来说是一件很开心的事,并不需要有什么现实的目的性来逼着自己学习。 The harvest that therefore under the similar effort, this person studies must always surpass the average person. 于是同样的努力之下,这种人学习的收获总是要超过一般人。 Ye Xiaomu in the practicing aspect is this rare situation, actually this is also a talent. 叶小木在修行方面就是这种罕见的情况,其实这也算是一种天赋。 Old Guo watches all these, basically did nothing, every day was responsible for instructing him, studied the oneself life all gives him. Su Yan and Wang Xiaobao also obtain his guidance, three youngster discuss the verification mutually, the progress is fast. 老郭把这一切看在眼里,基本上啥也不干了,每天就负责指导他,将自己一生所学全交给他。苏烟和王小宝也得到他的教导,三个年轻人互相探讨印证,进步都非常快。 Ye Xiaomu lives with Su Yan daily together, gradually, two youngster had a feeling of companion, no one can leave, but has not stated clearly. 叶小木跟苏烟天天一起生活,久而久之,两个年轻人有了一种伴侣的感觉,谁也离不开谁了,但都没有明说。 Su Yan very likes the shyness of Ye Xiaomu, sometimes teases his him to blush shy, Su Yan will laugh, various types taunted him, but Ye Xiaomu was too dull, will never make anything on own initiative, the Su Yan innermost feelings also often complained, therefore two people in together daily was she is leading. 苏烟挺喜欢叶小木的腼腆,有时候逗他他就脸红害羞,苏烟就会哈哈大笑,各种嘲讽他,不过叶小木实在太呆了,从来不会主动做什么,苏烟内心也经常抱怨,于是两人在一起的日常都是她在主导。 The day passes by day-by-day, the chicken young is also growing, the accumulation of monster strength, making it experience single layer thunder tribulation of entire life, Old Guo knows that it was not a mediocre person, has been paying attention in it, before it experienced thunder tribulation, used the incense and candle and spring water for it specially suspends one set 99 to direct the minefield pattern, did not do that for the lightning protection, instead to strengthen the thunder tribulation might. 日子一天天过去,鸡仔也在成长,妖力的积累,让它经历了生平的第一重雷劫,老郭知道它不是凡鸟,一直都在注意在它,在它经历雷劫之前,特意为它用香火和泉水摆了一套九九引雷阵,这么做不是为了避雷,反而是为了增强雷劫的威力。 The phoenix is the king of birds, Old Guo, although sees to live for the first time, but believes that its bearing capacity certainly compared with many that other monster beast stronger, thunder tribulation is stronger, the transcending tribulation later harvest is also naturally bigger. 凤凰是百鸟之王,老郭虽然第一次见到活的,但相信它承受能力一定比别的妖兽要强的多,雷劫越强,渡劫之后的收获自然也就越大。 Naturally after all is related to life and death, Old Guo does not dare to pull rank, this was solicited Su Yan and chicken young oneself agreement, he also made the measure in private, he meticulously prepared...... a water gun, gave the chicken young. 当然毕竟事关生死,老郭也不敢托大,这是征求了苏烟和鸡仔自己同意的,他私下也做了防范措施,他精心准备了……一把水枪,递给鸡仔。 „This thing is the plastic, the non- electric conduction will not be struck by lightning badly, you take well under the body, later in thunder tribulation you really cannot withstand by some chance, remember do not die to shoulder, so as to avoid lost the life, so long as when the time comes you take up this to incite to oneself spurt, spurts on inside liquid you, thunder tribulation will suspend, but I may remind you, thunder tribulation is your spirit beast attain the dao optimal path, this time you missed, under does not know to one time , when......” “这东西是塑料的,不导电也不会被雷劈坏,你在身下拿好,待会雷劫中万一你实在承受不住,记住不要死扛,免得把性命送了,到时候你只要拿起这个对自己滋地喷一下,把里面的液体喷到你身上,雷劫就会暂停了,不过我可提醒你,雷劫是你这种灵兽证道的最佳途径,这次你错过了,下一次不知道要等到什么时候……” „Un un, I remembered, relax, I will not use.” The chicken young is patting the chicken chest with the wing( the meat), a self-confidence of face. “嗯嗯,我记住了,放心吧,我不会用的。”鸡仔用翅膀拍着鸡胸脯(肉),一脸的自信。 Old Guo hmph hmph two, said with a smile dry/does: „Do not be self-confident, the thunder tribulation taste does not feel better very much, you one will know.” 老郭哼哼两声,干笑道:“可别太自信,雷劫的滋味很不好受的,你一会就知道了。” At this time the rainstorm still below, the cloud layer middle resounded rumble the thunderclap, transmitted from far to near. 这时候暴雨还在下,云层中间响起了隆隆的雷声,由远及近地传来。 This is a thunder rainy day that they wait till specially, such weather most suitable transcending tribulation. 这是他们特意等到的一个雷雨天,这样的天气最适合渡劫。 Old Guo exhorted its several, is opening an umbrella to run off, arrives at the woods in not far away. 老郭又嘱咐了它几句,打着伞跑开了,来到不远处的树林边上。 Ye Xiaomu, Su Yan and Wang Xiaobao three people wear the raincoat to stand in the , Old Guo push to them. Here leaves the chicken young transcending tribulation place to be probably hundred meters away, this distance is safe. 叶小木、苏烟和王小宝三人都穿着雨衣站在边上,老郭挤到他们中间去。这里离鸡仔渡劫的地方有大概百米远,这个距离是安全的。 The chicken young who had been drenched the drenched chicken turns head, the vision is searching for Su Yan, said: „Mother, I fears!” 已经被淋成落汤鸡的鸡仔回过头来,目光搜寻着苏烟,说道:“老妈,我怕怕的！” „Did not fear, one will end, in the evening makes Xiaomu/wood cook the surface to eat to you, chicken noodle soup!” “不怕,一会就结束了,晚上让小木给你煮面吃,鸡汤面！” The chicken young hears these three characters, originally can also support, frightens sits on the ground. 鸡仔听到这三个字,本来还能支撑,吓得一屁股就坐在地上了。 At this time a lightning has delimited the horizon, dropped down, hit the chicken young. 这时候一道闪电划过天际,直落下来,击中了鸡仔。 The chicken young is kicking the wing, sends out to wail. 鸡仔扑腾着翅膀,发出哀嚎。 Su Yan closely gripped the hand of Ye Xiaomu, said anxiously: „All right!” 苏烟紧紧握住了叶小木的手,紧张说道:“没事吧！” „All right, it is not the common bird, can support.” Ye Xiaomu comforts her. “没事,它可不是一般的鸟,撑得住的。”叶小木安慰她。 At this time the lightning fell unceasingly, together then together. Ye Xiaomu also the first time is saw this marvelous sight, is startled unable to speak. 这时候闪电不断落了下来,一道接着一道。叶小木也是第一次看到这番奇景,惊得说不出话来。 „All right!” “没事吧！” Su Yan did not feel relieved, asked. 苏烟不放心,又问了一遍。 „Is all right, said again does not have Uncle Guo's secret weapon, was really not good used, maintained life.” Ye Xiaomu is suddenly curious, asks Old Guo, „what in that water gun attire is what, magical water that you mix?” “没事没事,再说不是还有郭伯伯的秘密武器吗,实在不行就用了,保命还是可以的。”叶小木突然好奇,问老郭,“那水枪里装的是什么,你调配的法水么？” „Holy water.” “圣水。” „You do not believe in God, what holy water.” “你又不信上帝,什么圣水啊。” Old Guo selected the eyebrow to three people, said: „So-called holy water, is the urine, the person urinates......” 老郭冲三人挑了挑眉毛,道:“所谓圣水,就是尿啊,人尿……” Three people are shocked. 三人惊呆。 Su Yan recovers, must come up to punch him. 苏烟回过神来,要上去揍他。 Old Guo hurries to avoid, said: „You understand anything, all holy magic art, no matter the day law or the person law, most fear is the contamination! Once on it spurted the urine, the thunder and lightning will shut out it, will not hit again on it, it was not safe!” 老郭赶紧躲开,说道:“你们懂什么,一切圣洁的法术,不管是天法还是人法,最怕的就是污秽！一旦它身上喷了尿,雷电会嫌弃它,不会再打在它身上,它不就安全了！” Su Yan is looking at him dull, oh: „Hopes you not to tell it afterward that is your urine, otherwise your whole life will not be peaceful.” 苏烟呆呆地望着他,倒:“但愿事后你别告诉它那是你的尿,否则你这辈子都不会安生的。” „Relax, I have the arrangement early, what therefore I put is your urine.” “放心,我早有安排,所以我放的是你的尿。” What! 什么！ Su Yan suppresses to blush, angrily roars: „Spoke irresponsibly, how you will have my urine. Your old abnormal!” 苏烟憋红了脸,怒吼:“乱说,你怎么会有我的尿。你个老变态！” „Yesterday evening I got up to tricks in the toilet following pipeline, who is advanced to go to bathroom on the collection whose, does not aim at you, your three, your first go in finally!” “昨天晚上我在马桶下面的管道做了点手脚,谁先进去上厕所就收集谁的,并不针对你,你们三个都在啊,结果你第一个进去的！” „Your anomaly!” Su Yan is ashamed and resentful, comes up to hit him, Old Guo had escaped, hides in one side by far. “你个变态！”苏烟羞愤至极,上去就要打他,老郭早就逃开了,远远躲在一边。 Su Yan just about to pursues, hears a chicken young pitiful yell, turns the head to look, chicken young under thunder and lightning attack of continuing, already weak on the ground, motionless resembles only dead chicken. 苏烟刚要追上去,又听见鸡仔一声惨叫,转头看去,鸡仔在持续的雷电攻击之下,已经瘫软在了地上,一动不动像只死鸡。 So long as there is a thunder and lightning to fall on the body, will immediately waste one group of chicken feathers, its hair has been not much left, bare, in addition is motionless, seems like a cutting board superior the chicken of putting into the pot. 只要有雷电落在身上,立刻会打飞一团鸡毛,它身上毛发已经所剩无几,光秃秃的,加上不动,看上去就像是一只案板上等着下锅的鸡。 „Looks very delicious!” Old Guo licked the lip intentionally. “看上去很美味呢！”老郭故意舔了舔嘴唇。 Su Yan this time was really angry, gets angry: „At this time you also had the mood to crack a joke!” 苏烟这次真生气了,怒道:“这种时候你还有心情开玩笑！” „Felt relieved, it is the phoenix, cannot die, is really not good also has the secret weapon!” “放心放心,它是凤凰,死不了,实在不行还有秘密武器！” „Do not propose this again!” “不要再提这个！” Su Yan gouged his one eyes ruthlessly, the double handwarmer in the mouth, is shouting to the chicken young: „You may support, is really not good uses that...... that water gun, do not refute! Cannot have an accident, knows!” 苏烟狠狠剜了他一眼,双手笼在嘴边,对着鸡仔喊道:“你可撑住啊,实在不行就用那个……那个水枪,不要硬顶！千万不能出事,知道吗！” Old Guo is opening an umbrella, puts out the tobacco smoked dry bag to pull out silently, calmly looks is withstanding the thunder tribulation chicken young, thought, this fellow was a plastic talent, quick knows. 老郭打着伞,拿出旱烟袋来默默抽着,静静地望着正在承受雷劫的鸡仔,心想,这家伙到底是不是个可塑之才,很快就知道了。
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