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#31: Dance hall hostesses 1

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Taught him hand in hand quite a while, Ye Shaoyang met an elementary operation eo finally, Zhou Jingru wiped away sweat, is not easy, if we had known left behind the cell phone instruction booklet, making his oneself favor. 手把手教了他半天,叶少阳总算会了点基本操作,周静茹擦了把汗,太不容易了,早知道就把手机说明书留下,让他自己看好了。 Original appointment/date well, to evolves the cell phone use class finally. Zhou Jingru was also drunk. 本来一场好好的约会,到最后演变成手机使用课。周静茹也是醉了。 After the darkness, is a little cold, Zhou Jingru must go back, Ye Shaoyang delivers her to arrive at outside the school gate. Zhou Jingru Lamborghini has rushed, stops in the roadside, the female driver looked at Ye Shaoyang one by the glass, very wonders, Young Lady Jingru always big evening's with this rustic fellow in the same place, this fellow does? 天黑之后,有点冷,周静茹要回去了,叶少阳送她来到校门外。周静茹的兰博基尼已经赶到,停在路边,女司机透过车窗看了叶少阳一眼,十分纳闷,静茹小姐怎么老是大晚上的跟这个土得掉渣的家伙在一起,这家伙到底是干什么的？ Gazes after the automobile to drive away, Ye Shaoyang returns to the dormitory, just arrived under the dormitory, suddenly hears a noise of motorcycle, turning head of instinct looked, a motorcycle is turning on the headlights on full beam, speeds away from the distant place. 目送汽车开走,叶少阳返回宿舍,刚到宿舍楼下,突然听到一阵摩托车的噪音,本能的扭头一看,一辆摩托车开着远光灯,从远处疾驰而来。 In the school can ride the motorcycle? 学校里可以骑摩托车？ Has not waited for him to recover, the motorcycle has arrived at the vicinity, what riding a bicycle is a boy who is combing the cockerel head, the corners of the mouth become an arc curved, is sneering to oneself. 没等他回过神来,摩托车已经开到近处,骑车的是一个梳着公鸡头的小子,嘴角弯成一个弧线,冲自己冷笑着。 Ye Shaoyang understands immediately, this person comes to oneself. 叶少阳马上明白过来,这人是冲自己来的。 The motorcycle pressed two loudspeakers, probably reminded the oneself make way, was actually the speed does not reduce, has opened. 摩托车按了两声喇叭,像是提醒自己闪开,却是速度不减,一直开过来。 Ye Shaoyang at the back of both hands, is horizontally viewing the opposite party, motionless. 叶少阳背着双手,平视着对方,一动不动。 , The motorcycle stops before him, cockerel is a little annoyed, originally wants to this country bumpkin demonstration of authority, compelling him to allow to pass through, has not thought that plants, does not hide, although oneself is always domineering and tyrannical, but has not arrived situation that can hit the person in the campus casually. 嘎的一声,摩托车停在他面前,公鸡头有点恼火,本来想给这个乡巴佬一个下马威,逼他让路,没想到这么有种,根本不躲,虽然自己一向横行霸道,但是还没到可以在校园里随便撞人的地步。 Cockerel pressed two loudspeakers: „Ate in the cafeteria with Zhou Jingru a moment ago, is you?” 公鸡头按了两下喇叭:“刚才跟周静茹在食堂吃饭的,是你？” Originally comes for Zhou Jingru, Ye Shaoyang at heart a little number. 原来是为了周静茹来的,叶少阳心里有点了数。 A cockerel first hand feels the chin, according to two loudspeakers, one group of people ran over from behind, is 20 years old high and low, the student dresses up, it seems like it was his little brother, stood a row behind the motorcycle. 公鸡头一只手摸着下巴,又按了两声喇叭,一群人从后面跑过来,都是二十岁上下,学生打扮,看来都是他的小弟了,在摩托车后面站成一排。 Cockerel gave the thumbs-up, referred to oneself, very aggressive said/tunnel: „Heard that you are new, knows me?” 公鸡头竖起大拇指,指了指自己,很霸气地道:“听说你是新来的,认识我吗？” „Cockerel head?” Ye Shaoyang cups the hands before the chest, „loses the respect to lose the respect.” “公鸡头？”叶少阳拱了拱手,“失敬失敬。” Above the top of the head hears the laughter, Ye Shaoyang looks up, two three fourth floor some people lie on the corridor parapet looked downward, it is estimated that was alarmed by the sound of motorcycle. 头顶上方传来笑声,叶少阳抬头一看,二三四楼都有人趴在走廊栏杆上往下看,估计是被摩托车的声音惊动的。 The cockerel headdress color changes, said: „Originally today I make Jingru to eat the crab, she told me to have important appointment/date, pushed, finally unexpectedly had meals in a cafeteria with your boy together? Fuck, where do you make my face toward put?” 公鸡头面色一变,道:“本来今天我约了静茹去吃螃蟹,她告诉我有重要约会,推了,结果居然跟你小子一起吃食堂？卧槽,你让我面子往哪放？” Ye Shaoyang „hehe” smiles, pulls out his antique cell phone, said: „Otherwise do I help you make her again?” 叶少阳“嘿嘿”一笑,掏出他那个古董手机,道:“不然我帮你再约她一下？” The above hears laughter, cockerel raised the head to exclaim: „Smiles anything to smile!” 上方传来一阵笑声,公鸡头抬头吼道:“笑什么笑！” The person who in the building watches the fun are getting more and more, is actually no one fears him, in any case in building, greatly black day visible face. 楼上看热闹的人越来越多,却是没人怕他,反正都在楼上,大黑天的看不见脸。 Cockerel extends a hand, ignites Ye Shaoyang: „Has a look at the appearance of your boy, said that you are the migrant workers favor you, which mountain corner do you from jump?” 公鸡头伸出一只手,点着叶少阳:“看看你小子的打扮,说你是农民工都是抬举你,你从哪个山旮旯蹦出来的？” This laughing person changed into his these little brothers. 这次哄笑的人换成了他身边那些小弟。 Cockerel retrieves a self-confidence, the finger continues to ignite Ye Shaoyang, the threat said: „I may tell you, the boy, Jingru is the woman who my Chen Jianbo has a liking, your boy do not have her idea, hurries to move bricks, rolls to return to one's old home to farm, otherwise a Laozi/father minute/share of minute extinguished you!” 公鸡头找回点自信,手指继续点着叶少阳,威胁道:“我可告诉你,小子,静茹是我陈建波看上的女人,你小子不要打她的主意,赶紧搬砖去,滚回老家种田去,不然老子分分钟灭了你！” The Ye Shaoyang brow wrinkled, he does not like pointing at with the hand, the woman can, the man not be absolutely good. Suddenly, he detected that anything, in the mouth meditated Ghost Detaining Incantation, puts out a hand to entrain, held a hair of person baseless, entrains him to the body comes. 叶少阳眉头皱了起来,他不喜欢被人用手指着,女人可以,男人绝对不行。突然间,他察觉到了什么,口中默念拘鬼咒,伸手一拽,凭空抓住了一个人的头发,把他拽到身前来。 This is a ghost, except for him, others cannot see. 这是一个鬼,除了他,别人都看不见。 This is ghostess, looks thirty years old, wears the black one-piece dress, the figure is very fine, long is also good, is only makeup is too heavy, almost could not see the original appearance. The ghosts cannot certainly put on make-up, she changes the appearance that most liked. 这是个女鬼,看着三十几岁,身穿黑色连衣裙,身材很匀称,长的也还不错,只是妆化的太重,几乎看不出本来的长相了。鬼当然是不能化妆的,她只是变化成生前最喜欢的样子而已。 She was held the hair by Ye Shaoyang, is bending the waist, miserable of face. „Great Law Master forgives, I see the liveliness, has a look......” 她被叶少阳抓住了头发,弯着腰,一脸的楚楚可怜。“大法师饶命,我只是看到有热闹,过来看看……” Ye Shaoyang does not pay attention, asked her: „Died for several days?” 叶少阳不理会,问她:“死几天了？” „Seven days, today is Soul Returning Night, but I do not have the family member, therefore wanders around, strolled to go to Yin Division.” The ghostess look is somewhat desolate. “七天,今天是回魂夜,但是我没有亲人,所以四处游荡,逛完就去阴司了。”女鬼眼神有些落寞。 „Before death does?” “生前是干什么的？” „Dancing girl, after I divorces, does not have the source of income, worked as the dancing girl.” ghostess natural saying, the person died in any case, has nothing to conceal, before Yama Palace, has government accounts. „I like dancing, like the handsome fellow, hee hee, Great Law Master you very graceful.” “舞女,我离婚后没有收入来源,就去当舞女了。”女鬼大方的说道,反正人都死了,也没有什么可掩饰的,阎王殿前自有一本公帐。“我喜欢跳舞,喜欢帅哥,嘻嘻,大法师你挺帅的哦。” Ye Shaoyang stared her one eyes, sets the just imposing appearance, in the heart actually enjoys very much. „Help, I your merit, write on Full Account Talisman, what kind of?” 叶少阳瞪了她一眼,做出正义凛然的样子,心中却是很受用。“帮我一个忙,我记你一笔功劳,写在陈情符上,怎么样？” ghostess complexion one happy, „sure!” 女鬼面色一喜,“当然可以！” The opposite including cockerel Chen Jianbo, looks that a Ye Shaoyang hand extends in the midair, is speaking to the air, is startled dumbfoundedly, 对面包括公鸡头陈建波在内,看着叶少阳一只手伸在半空中,对着空气说话,一个个惊得目瞪口呆, „What situation this is, did the neurosis violate? Hey, the country bumpkin, do not feign ignorance, I spoke to you!” Chen Jianbo even/including An several loudspeakers. “什么情况这是,精神病犯了？喂,乡巴佬,不要装蒜,我跟你说话呢！”陈建波连按了几声喇叭。 Ye Shaoyang said to ghostess: „You are attached to that cockerel, looks for a handsome fellow from side, dances by all means that jumped attractively is better, what kind of?” 叶少阳对女鬼道:“你附在那个公鸡头身上,从旁边找一个帅哥,只管跳舞,跳的越好看越好,怎么样？” „This good! I also want to jump to many people looked that” ghostess agreed joyfully, „, but my spirit strength is too shallow, boy yang qi is too prosperous.” “这个好！我也想跳给很多人看呢,”女鬼欣然同意,“可是我灵力太浅,那小子阳气太旺啊。” „Easy to do.” Ye Shaoyang was reading Soul Locking Incantation to ghostess, said: „Goes!” “好办。”叶少阳对着女鬼念了一遍定魂咒,说道:“去吧！” ghostess, is attached to Chen Jianbo floating. 女鬼飘然而起,附在陈建波身上。 Chen Jianbo was cursing Ye Shaoyang, hit to tremble suddenly, is smiling to Ye Shaoyang, goes down the motor, looked all around little brother, talked to oneself: „Which commander chose/point?” Finally selected small fresh meat, turns the buttocks to walk, a hand builds on his shoulder, sweet say/way: „Come, accompanies me to dance.” 陈建波原本在大骂叶少阳,突然间打了个哆嗦,对着叶少阳笑了笑,走下摩托,环顾诸位小弟,自语道:“哪一个帅点呢？”最后选中了一个小鲜肉,扭着屁股走过去,一只手搭在他肩膀上,嫣然道:“来,陪我跳舞。” The small fresh meat trembles, „what Brother Chen you said that dances?” 小鲜肉一哆嗦,“陈哥你说什么,跳舞？” Chen Jianbo lifts his hand, builds on the oneself waist, grabs his another hand, said: „Hurry up, accompanies me to dance, otherwise you died!” Said that holds the small fresh meat to shake same place, jumped slowly three, small fresh meat where will dance this dance, but the eldest child has the life, has to follow to shake, the expression on face is very strange, being able to say is cries to smile. At heart extremely depressed is thinking, insanely what this mother is pulls out, how to dance suddenly? 陈建波抬起他一只手,搭在自己腰上,抓着他另一只手,道:“快点,陪我跳舞,不然你死定了！”说完抱着小鲜肉原地晃起来,跳起了慢三,小鲜肉哪里会跳这种舞,但是老大有命,也只好跟着晃起来,脸上的表情很怪,说不出是哭是笑。心里极度郁闷的想着,这尼玛是抽哪门子疯啊,怎么突然跳起舞来了？ This outbreak scene was scared everyone, the audience including building, is almost startled falls down from the building, dumbfounded is looking at downstairs rare and beautiful flowers one, the scene is completely silent. 这突然发生的一幕吓呆了所有人,包括楼上的观众,惊得差点从楼上掉下去,一个个目瞪口呆的望着楼下奇葩一幕,场面鸦雀无声。 „Brother Chen, good and good?” The small fresh meat asked timidly, soon cried. He really does not understand why like this, the eldest child will have a liking for oneself? No matter what, from now on, oneself did not have the face to stay in the school. “陈哥,好、好了没有？”小鲜肉怯怯地问,快要哭出来了。他实在不明白为什么会这样,老大看上自己了？不管怎么样,从今往后,自己没脸在学校呆了。 ghostess is jumping in the enthusiasm, where manages him, danced in the ballroom like the past, jumped to the affectionate place, held the shoulder of small fresh meat, the head is burying in his neck. 女鬼正跳在兴头上,哪里理他,就像从前在舞厅跳舞一样,跳到深情处,抱着小鲜肉的肩膀,头埋在他脖子里。 „Oh!” “哇哦！” How could the students see this to make person of the scene of spurting the blood, with a scream, the scene entire boils, many people put out the washbasin from the bedroom, makes an effort to strike, screamed that accent whistling sound applause continuously, the opening cell phone that some people want to remain in limelight, obtains by search the slow three dance music, the sound arrives in a big way, broadcasts. 学生们何曾见过这等令人喷血的场面,随着一声尖叫,场面整个沸腾起来,不少人从寝室拿出洗脸盆,使劲敲打起来,尖叫声口哨声鼓掌声此起彼伏,有人不甘寂寞的打开手机,搜到慢三舞曲,声音开到最大,播放起来。 Chen Jianbo is holding the small fresh meat, with the rhythm of music, dances lightly. 陈建波抱着小鲜肉,跟着音乐的节奏,翩翩起舞。 ( Thanks support, has any view and opinion to this book, welcome to leave a message. 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