SHMS :: Volume #28

#2757: Genuine and fake Ye Shaoyang 3


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Ye Shaoyang nods slowly, what said that I also suspected that before she pretends not to believe that illuminates your analysis, indeed, only if found the memory that she loses, I looked otherwise is very difficult to make her believe us.” 叶少阳缓缓点头,“说的是,我之前还怀疑她是假装不信,照你这分析,的确,除非找到她失去的记忆,否我看很难让她相信我们的话。” Means have. Gives her to stimulate, making her first deny the oneself memory, then can believe our words.” “办法也是有的。给她刺激,让她先否定自己的记忆,然后才能相信我们的话啊。” Bi Qing shows the evil smile, I have means actually, can find a powerful evidence, keeping her from refuting.” 碧清露出邪恶的笑容,“我倒是有个办法,能找到一个强有力的证据,让她无法反驳。” Ye Shaoyang was brought back the interest, being busy at asking that she is what means. 叶少阳被勾起了兴趣,忙问她是什么办法。 You looked that she is big this year?” “你看她今年多大?” She...... more than 20? Should not 20 over.” Ye Shaoyang recalled, because she is oneself sister-in-law, and there is a child's reason, for the first time one wants to feel that she is bigger than oneself, moreover she as the eldest sister-in-law, the style of speaking manner is also quite mature, when seriously thinks deeply about her appearance, Ye Shaoyang felt that her physical age should slightly, possibly is smaller than oneself. “她……二十多?不不,应该就二十出头。”叶少阳回想了一下,因为她是自己“嫂子”,并且有孩子的缘故,乍一想感觉她比自己要大,而且她作为长嫂,谈吐举止也都比较成熟,不过,当认真思索她的容貌时,叶少阳才感觉她实际年龄应该更小一点,可能比自己还小。 You asked that her age does do?” “你问她年龄干什么?” She most 20 over, in the real world, this age should the university also without the graduation, generally speaking, should the maiden, naturally if not, that would have no means.” “她最多二十出头,在现实世界,这个年纪应该大学还没毕业吧,一般来说,应该还是处女吧,当然如果不是吗,那就没办法了。” Ye Shaoyang makes the expression that smiles to cry, how to discuss this.” 叶少阳做出笑哭的表情,“怎么讨论到这个了。” Simpleton, she , if the maiden, how possibly to give birth to the son to come!” “呆子,她如果是处女,怎么可能生出儿子来!” Ye Shaoyang is startled all of a sudden. 叶少阳一下子怔住。 Fuck, your means that execute the heart simply!” Ye Shaoyang sighed, indeed, if Chen Yue locates, that is impossible to have Guagua this son, was equal to proving his memory was false. 卧槽,你这办法,简直诛心啊!”叶少阳感叹,的确,如果陈悦还是处,那就不可能有瓜瓜这个儿子,等于就是证明了他的记忆是假的。 Has not really compared this to execute the evidence of heart directly. 真的没有比这更直接更诛心的证据了。 Suddenly, Ye Shaoyang thinks of an essential issue: That, the means are good, but how to examine?” 猛然,叶少阳想到一个关键的问题:“那个,办法是不错,但是怎么检验呢?” Maiden, has certainly that membrane...... you are not this does not know.” Bi Qing blushes slightly said. “处女,当然有那一层膜……你不是连这个都不知道吧。”碧清微微脸红地说道。 Ye Shaoyang is awkward, I meant how to examine, cannot make her oneself try...... her with the finger is not definitely willing.” 叶少阳更是尴尬,“我是说,怎么检验,总不能让她自己用手指去试吧……她肯定不肯的。” A Bi Qing eyeball revolution, „, otherwise you gang up with her, rested with her, if bleeds, that naturally the first time is......” 碧清眼珠一转,“不然你去勾搭她吧,跟她睡了,如果流血,那自然就是第一次……” „! You go to rest with her!” “靠!你去跟她睡吧!” I do not have this function.” “我没这功能。” The Ye Shaoyang squint visits her, I said how you now become such dirty, the means of such pit you also want to obtain.” 叶少阳斜眼看着她,“我说,你现在怎么变得这么污啊,这么坑的办法你也想得到。” You think my these soap operas look white/in vain, in the soap opera, are more than this exaggerating scheme is.” “你以为我这些电视剧是白看的啊,电视剧里,比这夸张的计谋都多得是。” Ye Shaoyang is speechless. 叶少阳无语。 Bi Qing said with a smile: Did not tease you, but, about maiden matter, can indeed make the evidence, was the final means that if some day of being probable made her believe.” 碧清笑道:“不逗你了,不过,关于处女这件事,的确是可以做证据的,算是最后的办法吧,如果某一天非得让她相信的话。” Un, first found the way to return to human world to say again.” “嗯,先想办法回人间去再说吧。” Next day, everyone is satiated with food and wine, then starts off, arrives at noon time, the major road is divided into three, the nearby has a tea stall, everyone stops to drink tea, Ye Shaoyang asked how boss Chang'an walks, the boss showed west side that way. 第二天,大家吃饱喝足,然后上路,走到中午的时候,官道分成三条,边上有个茶棚,大伙停下来喝茶,叶少阳问老板长安怎么走,老板指了西边那条路。 After starting off, arrives quickly in the evening, sees a relay station, therefore parking lodging. Eating meal time, Ye Shaoyang spoke thoughtlessly to ask two slightly, here left Capital City far. 上路之后,走到快傍晚,又看到一家驿站,于是停车住宿。吃饭的时候,叶少阳随口问小二,这里离京城有多远。 Capital City, there are 700-800 li (0.5 km).” Small two are scratching the head saying that everyone said that the villain has not gone to Capital City, is not clear.” “京城啊,有700-800里地吧。”小二挠着头说道,“大家都这么说,小人没去过京城,并不清楚。” Ye Shaoyang one hear, the brow wrinkles, is not right, this did not arrive in Henan, so to be how far?” 叶少阳一听,眉头皱起来,“不对吧,这不是到河南了吗,怎么还有那么远?” Small two said with a smile: Objective, Henan leaves the national capital, is several hundred li (0.5 km) from here to Hebei, must be 800 li (0.5 km) to the national capital.” 小二笑道:“客观,河南离京师还远着呢,从这里到河北就有几百里地,到京师当然得有八百里。” Hebei?” Although Ye Shaoyang is the geography idiot, at least has also gone to school, knows that Hebei still in the north side, wonders saying: We go to Capital City, closes Hebei anything matter.” “河北?”叶少阳虽然是个地理白痴,至少也是上过学的,知道河北还在北边,纳闷道:“我们去京城啊,关河北什么事。” Small two are ignorant. National capital in the north side.” 小二更懵。“京师就在北边啊。” You bully me not to study, Chang'an, several hundred years later called Xi'an, naturally in the west side.” “你欺负我没读过书啊,长安,几百年后叫西安,自然是在西边。” Small two said with a smile: Is objective you goes to Chang'an, goes to the national capital.” 小二笑道:“客观你们到底是去长安呢,还是去京师。” „Isn't national capital Chang'an?” “京师不就是长安吗?” Small two thorough were silly, immediately said with a smile difficultly: Customer do not cancel the villain, the villain has not studied, knows that the national capital is Beijing, that naturally in the north side.” 小二彻底傻了,随即挠头笑道:“客官就不要取消小人了,小人没读过书,也知道京师就是北京,那自然是在北边啦。” National capital, in...... Beijing!!! 京师,在……北京!!! Ye Shaoyang lies on the table weak, one type intense impulsion that must spit blood, nearby Bi Qing several people are also the shock. 叶少阳无力地趴在桌子上,有一种强烈的要吐血的冲动,边上碧清几人也是震惊不已。 Right!” Bi Qing pats the thigh, Capital City, the metropolis of Ming Dynasty at first was Nanjing, afterward Yunglo emperor moved the capital to Beijing...... to have what relations with Chang'an......” “对啊!”碧清一拍大腿,“京城,明朝的都市起先是南京,后来永乐皇帝迁都北京……跟长安有什么关系啊……” Ye Shaoyang has turned the head, a face wailing to visit her, you, since knows why didn't say the eldest sister early?” 叶少阳转过头,一脸哭丧地看着她,“你既然知道,为啥不早说啊大姐?” Is Chang'an that you first said that I have not paid attention to this, after all Chang'an indeed was the ancient times works as national capital most cities.” “是你们先说的长安,我也就没注意这个啊,毕竟长安的确是古代当国都最多的城市啊。” Good, I...... really do not know that said what was good.” “好吧,我……实在不知道说什么好了。” Who he has recorded is completely unclear early is said Chang'an is a capital city, such simple general knowledge, oneself took two days of roads to discover in any case unexpectedly, really must spit blood. 他已经完全记不清最早是谁说长安是都城的了,反正这么简单的常识,自己居然走了两天的路才发现,真的是要吐血。 The Bi Qing comfort said: Was good, the good and evil discovers today, if really arrives at Chang'an to discover that is really depressed.” 碧清安慰道:“不错了,好歹今天就发现了,假如真的走到长安才发现,那才真叫郁闷。” Also can only comfort oneself like this...... 也只能这样安慰自己了…… Right, Ye Shaoyang, you discovered not to have, the map of this world, compared with real wanted small many.” “对了,叶少阳,你发现没有,这个世界的地图,比真实的要小的多。” „?” “哦?” We come out from Nanjing, walked for two days, the speed of carriage, one day of 200-300 li (0.5 km), have also arrived in Zhumadian now...... in our world, is the impossible matter.” “我们从南京出来,才走了两天,马车的速度,一天也有200-300里,现在已经到驻马店了……在我们的世界中,是不可能的事。” vermilion Zhihui is eating the meat steamed bun in one side earnestly, hears the Bi Qing words, the nod, „right, the old pig I each region takes a stroll hastily frequently, these places I have come, here is indeed smaller than the real world.” 朱智慧正在一边埋头吃肉馒头,听见碧清的话,连忙点头,“没错没错,老猪我经常各地溜达,这些地方我都来过,这里的确比现实世界小很多。” The Ye Shaoyang brow wrinkles, asked Bi Qing: Why can like this?” 叶少阳眉头皱起来,问碧清:“为什么会这样?” Does not know, I think, perhaps this is big wisdom king of micro version toward, our walks, I also paid attention to observe, except for had the relay station and pass place, many this should have the city that not to have all the way, let alone county anything, I guessed, this space only then several key cities, were used to give people to live, other these places have not opened, no one lived , nothing.” “不知道,我想,也许这是一个微缩版的大明王朝,我们这一路走来,我也注意观察了,除了一些有驿站和隘口的地方,很多这一路上该有的城市都没有,更别说县城什么的,我猜测,这个空间只有几个主要城市,用来给人们生活,其余这些地方都没有开辟,没人住,也没任何东西。” Ye Shaoyang nods slowly, must really be this, we rush to Capital City, in less than several days.” 叶少阳缓缓点头,“要真是这样,那我们赶往京城,也用不了几天啊。” We need the fast horse, hurries, if Xingyue Nu transcending tribulation succeeds, everyone must die in this.” “我们需要快马,赶紧过去,万一星月奴渡劫成功,大家都得死在这。” The relay station has to sell the horse, this actually not issue. 驿站就有卖马的,这倒不是问题。 Ye Shaoyang thinks, then discussed with everyone, decided buys first rides a horse to rush to Beijing with Bi Qing, Guagua and vermilion Zhihui, has that two monster spirit, keeps the following carriage to walk, has Guagua to protect Chen Yue, Ye Shaoyang also felt relieved. 叶少阳想了一下,然后跟大家一商量,决定买跟碧清先骑马赶往北京,瓜瓜和朱智慧、还有那两个妖精,留下来跟着马车走,有瓜瓜保护陈悦,叶少阳也放心。 Next morning, Ye Shaoyang buys horse from the relay station, finally also only then, was good because of Bi Qing is monster spirit, therefore makes Ye Shaoyang ride a horse, oneself appears this worthy/main body, hangs on him, dashes about wildly toward the north...... 第二天一早,叶少阳从驿站买马,结果还只有一匹了,好在碧清妖精,于是让叶少阳骑马,自己现出本尊,挂在他身上,朝着北方一路狂奔…… ( Recommends a book, purple sleepwalk dragon «Mt. Mao Ghost King». A very traditional authentic strange novel, everyone can be a probationary student.) (推荐一本书,紫梦游龙的《茅山鬼王》。很传统正宗的一本灵异小说,大家可以去试读。)
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