SHMS :: Volume #28

#2753: Going astray road 1

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The brick whips one by one on the monk bare forehead, hits his nose to hurl to bleed, lies down sways back and forth on the ground. 板砖一下又一下地拍打在和尚光秃秃的脑门上,打得他鼻子都掼出血来,躺在地上打滚。 Little Ma jumps, blossoms the head racket directly...... 小马跳起来一下,直接把脑袋拍开了花…… Little Ma is crisp, cocky a meeting, turns around to ask Guagua: „Small fellow, how you found my, your greatly they?” 小马爽得不行,得瑟了一会,转过身来问瓜瓜:“小个子,你是怎么找到我的,你老大他们呢？” „Eldest child also came, to catch up, first let alone, managed them!” “老大也来了,正在赶过来,先别说了,把他们都办了吧！” Little Ma one hear of Ye Shaoyang also came, the morale inspires greatly, calls that several evil thing: „My good brothers to come, the brothers give on me!” 小马一听叶少阳也来了,士气大振,招呼那几个邪物:“我好兄弟来了,弟兄们给我上！” Under a rush, these Law Master cannot resist, hung several, including taking the lead puts on old daoist of red Daoist robe, smelled there is something wrong, found an opportunity, ran away secretly, he walked, the Law Master battle formation chaos, are unable to resist, dying the wound of casualty, final several surrendered simply. 一番冲杀之下,那些法师抵挡不住,又挂了好几个,其中有一个领头的穿红色道袍的老道士,见势不妙,找了个机会,偷偷地逃走了,他一走,法师们阵势大乱,无法抵挡,死的死伤的伤,最后几个干脆就投降了。 Little Ma finds the person to watch them, then orders hand/subordinate the going mountain pass reinforcement, „brothers, remembered, do not kill them, all calls to awake me, can detain several is several, running also makes them remember my broadsword Ghost King given name! Sooner or later they can go for shelter my!” 小马找人看住他们,然后命令手下们前去山口增援,“弟兄们,记住了,不要杀了他们,全给我打醒,能留住几个是几个,跑的也让他们记住我大刀鬼王的名号！早晚他们都会来投奔我的！” At this time Ye Shaoyang and leapt Yongqing also to climb up the mountain, Ye Shaoyang saw Little Ma, was also shocked at the scene, immediately gave him excitedly a fist. 这时候叶少阳和腾永清也爬上了山,叶少阳一眼看到小马,当场也愣住了,随即兴奋地上去给了他一拳。 „Mother egg, Little Ye'zi, found you finally!” Little Ma is also very excited, is greeting with Ye Shaoyang intimately, suddenly saw that he a pig holds up the head to look at oneself behind. “妈蛋,小叶子,总算找到你们了！”小马也很激动,跟叶少阳亲热地打着招呼,突然看到他身后一头猪昂头看着自己。 The pig visits him, he also looks at the pig. 猪看着他,他也看着猪。 „Little Ye'zi, do you also bring a pig to follow? On the road killed ate, this pig also very fat Fuck, the brothers, gave me to draw to butcher him, everyone ate one to bake!” “小叶子,你们怎么还带着一头猪跟着？路上杀了吃的,这头猪还挺肥的卧槽,弟兄们,给我把他拉去宰了,大家吃一顿烧烤！” The whole body that vermilion Zhihui frightens trembled, falls down faints. 朱智慧吓的浑身一颤,倒在地上昏过去了。 Ye Shaoyang explained simply the origin of this pig, after Little Ma hear, finds it very fun. „pig monster, hehe, I see pig monster for the first time, fun fun.” The past palm of the hand clapped vermilion Zhihui awakes. 叶少阳简单解释了这头猪的来历,小马听完之后,觉得很好玩。“猪妖,嘿嘿,我还是第一次看到猪妖呢,好玩好玩。”过去一巴掌把朱智慧拍醒。 „I said, looks at your fertilizer, the small physique is good, do not mix with Little Ye'zi, later mixes with me, how gives me to work as a mount?” “我说,看你这肥的,小身板不错,你别跟小叶子混了,以后跟我混吧,给我当个坐骑怎么样？” Shrinking that vermilion Zhihui frightens does not dare to make the sound on the ground. 朱智慧吓的缩在地上不敢作声。 „Do not pull uselessly this, Little Ma, how can you here?” Ye Shaoyang asked. “别扯这没用的,小马,你怎么会在这里？”叶少阳问道。 Little Ma arrives at on a cliff rock, looks toward the mountain pass, with just this batch of joining, formed the potential of encirclement to mountain pass these Law Master and officers, hit them not to have the strength to hit back. 小马走到悬崖边的一块山石上,朝山口望去,随着刚这一批手下的加入,对山口那些法师和官兵形成合围之势,打得他们毫无还手之力。 „On these vegetable/dish ratios, but also wants to encircle this king......” Little Ma makeup mold way of behaving to shake the head, „invincible, how lonely.” “就这些菜比,还想来围剿本大王……”小马妆模作样地摇了摇头,“无敌,是多么的寂寞。” „Other acting cool, asked you, you how in this.” “别装逼,问你呢,你怎么会在这。” „Is you my pit comes, but also asked me.” “是你把我坑进来的啊,还来问我。” Ye Shaoyang is speechless, „I meant why you in this, this group will not be a bandit, the eldest child will call anything...... Great Strength Ghost King.” 叶少阳无语,“我是说,你为什么会在这,这一帮不是土匪吗,老大叫什么……大力鬼王是吧。” Little Ma strikes one's chest, „I am Great Strength Ghost King!” 小马一拍胸脯,“我是大力鬼王啊！” „You......” Ye Shaoyang swept his one eyes up and down, „you...... there vigorously?” “你……”叶少阳上下扫了他一眼,“你……那里大力？” „Where vigorously! You did not think that this name is very cool, has the miracle vigorously!” “哪里都大力啊！你难道不觉得这个名字很酷吗,大力出奇迹啊！” Ye Shaoyang sneers two. „To be honest, I really felt, this name very low.” 叶少阳冷笑两声。“说实话,我真的觉得,这个名字很low。” Little Ma is uncomfortable, looks for Guagua they to try to prove, their appraisals are lower than Ye Shaoyang, therefore flexure scratched the head, whispered secretly: „Otherwise changes a character, called broadsword Ghost King?” 小马不爽,找瓜瓜他们求证,他们的评价比叶少阳还低,于是挠了挠头,暗自嘀咕道:“不然改一个字,叫大刀鬼王？” „Your blade?” Ye Shaoyang asked. “你的刀呢？”叶少阳问。 „Said also......” “说的也是啊……” A Ye Shaoyang close to slap on his forehead, „my said the proper business to you, you pull uselessly these with me, why I will ask you in this place, others, monk and white eyebrows they?” 叶少阳一巴掌扇在他脑门上,“我这跟你说正事,你跟我扯这些没用的,我问你为什么会在这地方,其他人呢,和尚和白眉他们呢？” „White eyebrows, he looked for you, the monk I have not seen.” “白眉啊,他去找你们了,和尚我没看到。” „Takes to look for you?” “去拿找你们？” „Without the goal, does not know that which you are , the city looked one by one, found came to here to see, Little Ye'zi you also blamed me, I worked as the bandit also for you. I am thinking here mixes the big positive result, causes the royal government to pay attention, when the time comes you will definitely also notice, one hear of this names, the modernization, will definitely take a look at the situation much, hehe, without thinking attracted you quickly, it seems like my reputation is resounding enough.” “没目标啊,不知道你们在哪,就挨个城市去找,找到了就来这里见过,小叶子你还怪我,我当土匪也是为了你啊。我想着在这里混出大名堂,引起朝廷注意,到时候你肯定也会注意到,一听这名字,多现代化啊,肯定会来看看情况的,嘿嘿,没想到这么快就把你引来了,看来我名头已经够响亮了啊。” Does not give the opportunity that Ye Shaoyang interrupted, he held Ye Shaoyang, said mysterious: „I told you, I discovered a super secret, after here person kills, will turn into the evil thing, anything has, I held several, asked them carefully, originally same was passes through with us, everyone was! Too was simply fearful, here 80% were not in the ancient times, but was another space......” 不给叶少阳插嘴的机会,他一把抓住叶少阳,神秘兮兮地说道:“我跟你们说,我发现了一个超级秘密,这里的人杀死之后,会变成邪物,什么东西都有,我抓住了好几个,仔细问他们,原来都跟我们一样是穿越过来的,所有人都是！简直太可怕了,这里八成不是什么古代,而是另外一个空间……” After saying, looks at be with smile on the face Ye Shaoyang several people, wonders saying: „Yeah I said how you don't seem surprised?” 说完之后,看着面带微笑的叶少阳几人,纳闷道:“哎我说,你们怎么好像一点都不感到吃惊啊？” „Had had long known, but also waits for you to discover.” Ye Shaoyang flips the supercilious look, inquired after he passes through experience. “早就知道了,还等你来发现。”叶少阳翻了翻白眼,询问他穿越之后的经历。 Little Ma told, originally after he passed through, the soul was attached to a mortal body( to know afterward was the corpse of real world, was dug by Holy Spirit Group, then status that ghost used), unexpectedly was a blacksmith, in the family/home on a family member, was a blind old mother, he at that time instilled into memory, was the daily hammering, then did grocery shopping to prepare food, serves the old lady, every night bought the pig meat, drank 22 Liquor...... 小马讲述起来,原来他穿越之后,魂魄附在了一具肉身上(后来才知道是真实世界的尸体,被圣灵会挖过来给鬼魂用的),当时的身份,居然是一个打铁匠,家里就一个亲人,是个瞎眼的老母亲,他当时被灌输的记忆,就是每天打铁,然后买菜做饭,伺候老娘,每天晚上买点猪头肉,喝二两烧酒…… Such life, had three days, some day he , at the rural fair does grocery shopping, runs into a son of upper-class family, more looks more looks familiar, where has probably seen, tracks him on gods and ghosts at work, entered a lane, finally the person with losing, turned head, young master in him behind, but also without the opens the mouth, was pounded to turn by a staggering blow, after waiting to wake up, oneself has become the ghost, that young master called him Little Ma, helping him all want. 这样的生活,过了有三天,有一天他在集市上买菜的时候,遇到一个贵公子,越看越面熟,好像在哪里见过,就鬼使神差地跟踪他,进了一个巷子,结果人跟丢了,一回头,那公子就在他身后,还没开口,就被一闷棍砸翻了,等醒来之后,自己已经成了鬼,那公子叫他小马,帮助他把一切都想了起来。 That young master is Wu Jiawei. 那个公子就是吴嘉伟。 Said that this experience, Little Ma cannot bear the sigh: „Little Ye'zi, you said that this Holy Spirit Group works is unfair, why his white eyebrows passes through is a son of the influential, I special am a hammering, was awakened by him, do I want to hit iron for a lifetime? Right, what status do you pass through are?” 说完这段经历,小马忍不住感叹:“小叶子啊,你说这圣灵会做事也不公平是吧,凭什么他白眉穿越过来就是公子哥,我特么就是个打铁的,要不是被他唤醒,我岂不是要打一辈子的铁啊？对了,你们穿越过来是什么身份？” „I am the guard of defense.” Leaps Yongqing to say. “我是守城的侍卫。”腾永清道。 „Has a steady job at wages fixed by the government, that also compared with me. little devil you?” “吃皇粮的,那也比我强。小鬼头你呢？” „Marquis mansion little young master, family property great wealth, two days hundred mu.” Guagua selected the eyebrow to him. “侯爷府的小少爷,家财万贯,两天百亩。”瓜瓜冲他挑了挑眉毛。 „Damn! Little Ye'zi you......” “操！小叶子你……” „I am a marquis.” Ye Shaoyang syrup smile. “我就是侯爷。”叶少阳蜜汁微笑。 „Mother!” Little Ma is in an uncontrollable rage. “妈的！”小马怒不可遏。 „Right, how did the white eyebrows awaken?” Ye Shaoyang asked. “对了,白眉是怎么觉醒的？”叶少阳问。 „He, he said that he is a dissolute young master, when brothel with a younger sister......, orgasm time, the person soul leave the body, then he awakened suddenly suddenly, damn, this is really with the person different lives......” “他呀,他说他是一个浪荡公子,在青楼跟一个妹子啪啪的时候……嘿嘿,gc的时候,人突然灵魂出窍了,然后他就猛然醒悟了,操啊,这真是同人不同命啊……”
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