SHMS :: Volume #1

#24: Two degrees fall asleep

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A police officer walks, kind greeted with Old Guo, please get up the police vehicle three people, oneself drives, moreover arranged police to open the Old Guo car(riage) returns to the urban district. All the way, Old Guo embellishes a story talked about the experience in hole, was the ghost is zombie, the listened that police officer was fearful and apprehensive, the car(riage) did not start quickly well. 一个警官走上来,亲切的跟老郭打招呼,将三人请上警车,自己开车,另外安排了一个警察把老郭的车开回市区。一路上,老郭加油添醋的讲起在洞里的经历,又是鬼又是僵尸的,听的那个警官心惊肉跳,车都快开不好了。 „Captain Zhang, this is the zombie tooth, showed that I have not talked nonsense with you.” Old Guo throws a pair of zombie tooth on his leg. “张队,这是僵尸牙,证明我没跟你胡扯。”老郭把一对僵尸牙丢在他腿上。 Captain Zhang shook, does not dare to look. „Takes away, does not use the evidence, I trust certainly you, felt relieved that and other service charges approve, I first send to you!” 张队抖了一下,根本不敢看。“拿走拿走,不用证据,我当然信得过你,放心等劳务费批下来,我第一时间给你送去！” „50,000 may be insufficient,” Old Guo looked at Ye Shaoyang one, smiles, „50,000, are only a white-haired zombie price, we killed two young lads and two fierce ghost, it seems like in the old friend share, you add 20,000 to me again well, un?” “五万可不够,”老郭看了叶少阳一眼,嘿嘿一笑,“五万块,只是一只白毛僵尸的价钱,我们多杀了两个童子、两个厉鬼,看来老朋友份上,你再给我加两万就好,嗯？” Captain Zhang feels embarrassed the said/tunnel: „This is inappropriate, Old Guo, you also know, we give your service charge, can only according to the standard payment of technical expert, 50,000 be many, many words......” 张队为难地道:“这不合适,老郭,你也知道,我们给你的劳务费,只能按照技术专家的标准支付,五万块不少了,再多的话……” „Did not give good, do not look for me next time. Right, my also corpse insect, do you want to take a look again?” Old Guo strikes an attitude to pull out the pocket, „you must be careful, if this thing bites you, you changed zombie.” “不给也行,下次别找我了。对了,我再还有一只尸虫,你要不要看看？”老郭作势去掏口袋,“不过你要小心点,这玩意要是咬到你,你就变僵尸了。” „no no, I do not look!” Captain Zhang almost must jump from the seat, „I believe you to perform high service through hard work, 70,000, one week of time, I send to you!” “不不不,我不看！”张队几乎要从座位上跳起来,“我相信你们劳苦功高,七万块,一周时间,我给你送去！” „Hehe, Captain Zhang you are really good to speak.” Old Guo kind smiling. “嘿嘿,张队你真好说话。”老郭和蔼的笑着。 Captain Zhang depressed thinking, is not good to speak is not good, you will make that thing bite my one, the police authorities will disburse money zombie that next time will again ask you to cope with, it is estimated that was I. With your group of Law Master, cannot play. 张队郁闷的想,不好说话也不行啊,你让那玩意咬我一口,警局下次再出钱请你来对付的僵尸,估计就是我了。跟你们这帮法师,玩不起啊。 Captain Zhang drives to deliver to a star-level hotel them, throws down 10,000 dollars, then gave a pretext the official business to leave busily hurriedly. Three people opened the room, took a bath, goes to the restaurant, Old Guo treats, ordered one table of good vegetables/dishes, opened one bottle of Wuliangye, the celebration's first cooperation was smooth. 张队开车将他们送到一家星级宾馆,丢下一万块钱,便借口公务繁忙急匆匆离开了。三人开了房间,洗个澡,来到餐厅,老郭请客,点了一桌好菜,开了一瓶五粮液,庆祝第一次合作顺利。 The liquor over three patrol, Old Guo spends 10,000 dollars that Captain Zhang gives, throws to Ye Shaoyang directly. „little junior brother, these 10,000 you first take, waits for the following 60,000 dollars to the account, I hit again to you.” 酒过三巡,老郭拿出张队给的一万块钱,直接扔给叶少阳。“小师弟,这一万块你先拿着,等后续六万块钱到账,我再打给你。” Ye Shaoyang stares the big eye: „What is this? Your doesn't want?” 叶少阳瞪大眼睛:“这是什么意思？你一份不要？” „Haha, with the little junior brother your first cooperation, I wants your money also to make sense, said again the matter is you do, I am run about.” “哈哈,跟小师弟你第一次合作,我要你的钱还像话吗,再说事情都是你干的,我就是跑跑腿而已。” „Cannot say, the thing is you provides, you at least score points 20,000.” “不能这么说,东西都是你提供的,你至少得分两万。” Little Ma in uncomfortable that the one side looks, took away the table with the finger, „feeds, did you two mutual shove around, forget me? My money?” 小马在一旁看的不爽,用手指扣了扣桌子,“喂喂,你们两个互相推来推去,忘了我了是吧？我的钱呢？” Ye Shaoyang shot a look at his one eyes, leisure said/tunnel: „Hands over your gold/metal Origin Treasure/ingot, I give you money.” 叶少阳瞥了他一眼,慢悠悠地道:“把你金元宝交出来,我给你钱。” Little Ma converted in the heart fast, oneself that gold/metal Origin Treasure/ingot at least two twofold, 22 are equal to 100 grams, although the gold price was hyped by the aunts has been falling, but one gram also 200-300, such a calculates that...... smiles, „you chatted, you chatted, please neglect me, neglected me thoroughly.” 小马在心中快速换算了一下,自己那个金元宝至少二两重,二两等于一百克,金价虽然被大妈们炒作的一直在跌,但一克也有200-300,这么一算……嘿嘿一笑,“你们聊,你们聊,请忽视我,彻底忽视我。” Before Ye Shaoyang remembers suddenly descends the mountain, Qing Yunzi exhorts oneself to seek for the Dao Feng matter, then asked Old Guo: „master said that after my Senior Brother Dao Feng descended the mountain in the past , the first stand is also Shicheng that comes, does not know that he has looked for you?” 叶少阳突然想起下山之前,青云子嘱咐自己寻找道风的事,便问老郭:“师父说,我道风师兄当年下山后第一站也是来的石城,不知他有没有找过你？” Old Guo nods, „has looked, I help him hit starting, has held several important matters, the reputation at that time overcoming, opened this shop, said, I can have today, benefitted from Junior Brother Dao Feng.” 老郭点点头,“找过,我帮他打过下手,办过几件大事,就是那时候打下的名声,才开起了这家店,说起来,我能有今天,还是沾道风师弟的光。” Ye Shaoyang said: „Which afterward did he go?” 叶少阳道:“后来他去哪了？” Old Guo thinks, said: „He goes to Sichuan to handle a matter, said that is the bad risk, without leading me, before I remembered he went, returned to Mt. Mao, looked for master to borrow Taiyi Whisk, later I would have no his news.” 老郭想了想,道:“他去四川办一件事,说是十分凶险,没有带我,我记得他去之前回了一次茅山,找师父借到太乙拂尘,之后我就没有他的消息了。” The Ye Shaoyang depressed forced smile, Taiyi Whisk where is he borrows, clearly steals, he remembers Dao Feng returns to the mountain time, bought several candied fruits for oneself, making oneself stand beyond the restricted area acts as lookout to him, for this matter, oneself was punished closes half a month to shut tightly, because afterward no one prepared food to wash clothes, master put him. 叶少阳郁闷苦笑,太乙拂尘哪里是他借的,分明是偷,他记得道风回山的时候,给自己买了几串糖葫芦,让自己站在禁地外给他把风,为了这事,自己被罚关了半个月紧闭,后来还是因为没人做饭洗衣,师父才把他放出来。 Often recalled that this matter, Ye Shaoyang feels very disgraced, several candied fruits cheated Taoism most precious object Taiyi Whisk from the oneself hand, otherwise that treasure sooner or later will be oneself, un, even if will steal. 每每回想起这件事,叶少阳都觉得很丢人,几串糖葫芦就从自己手中骗走了道家至宝太乙拂尘,不然那宝贝早晚是自己的,嗯,哪怕是偷。 „Right, little junior brother, Dao Feng arrived in Sichuan time, is catching up with Dragon Boat Festival, he mailed one package of steamed rice dumplings to me, I opened saw, on the steamed rice dumpling leaf used cinnabar brush to draw a thing that seemed like the map, but also marked the number, I gave to copy down, in the shop, then I with looked to you.” “对了,小师弟,道风到四川的时候,正赶上端午节,他给我寄了一包粽子,我打开才看到,粽叶上用朱砂笔画着一幅好像地图的东西,还标了号,我给抄下来了,就在店里,回头我拿给你看。” Ye Shaoyang knits the brows: „Map, where map?” 叶少阳皱眉道:“地图,哪里的地图？” „Does not know, my where knows, looks cannot understand.” “不知道,我哪里会知道,看都看不懂。” Ye Shaoyang hesitates, with the steamed rice dumpling leaf picture map, the intention is very obvious, the glutinous rice can exorcise evil spirits, does that to prevent „map” is seen by the ghost, is so cautious, for what? 叶少阳沉吟起来,用粽叶画地图,意图很明显,糯米能辟邪,这么做是为了防止“地图”被鬼怪看到,如此小心翼翼,是为了什么？ „Except for map, what?” Ye Shaoyang asked. “除了地图,什么都没有？”叶少阳问道。 Old Guo shakes the head, „anything does not have.” 老郭摇摇头,“什么都没有。” Ye Shaoyang thinks it over, felt biggest possibly is: Dao Feng discovered a mysterious and dangerous place, possibly is fierce ghost yin nest or the corpse king restricted area, being duty-bound not to turn back went to bring death, was worried about oneself not to handle, therefore mailed back a map to Old Guo, making the later generation have the opportunity to look for the past following the map, completed his unfinished matter. 叶少阳思来想去,觉得最大的可能是:道风发现了一个神秘而危险的地方,可能是厉鬼阴巢或尸王禁地,义无反顾的进去送死去了,又担心自己搞不定,所以寄回一份地图给老郭,让后人有机会循着地图找过去,完成他未竟之事。 The one who made Ye Shaoyang unable to think through, why he did not send the map to master directly, sent to outer sect senior brother on the contrary? By matter that Old Guo magical power can handle, that did not call the matter. 令叶少阳想不通的是,为什么他不把地图直接寄给师父,反倒寄给一个外门师兄？以老郭的法力能搞定的事,那都不叫事。 The Yuan fragrance is not, but this matter same has the fishy. 元芳不在,但此事一样有蹊跷。 Now 1 : 00 clue does not have, the fantasy is useless, after Ye Shaoyang decides to attain the map, again slowly research. 现在一点线索没有,空想无用,叶少阳决定拿到地图之后,再慢慢研究。 „Right senior brother, my light pack descends the mountain, lot belts are not many, you return to the first choice commonly used each type to come to me, buckles from my remuneration for services rendered.” “对了师兄,我这次轻装下山,很多东西带的不多,你回头挑常用的每样给我来一点,从我酬金里扣。” Ye Shaoyang said, does not have, when answering of Old Guo, is on the rise, saw that Old Guo is staring at oneself intently behind. 叶少阳说完,没等到老郭的回话,一抬头,看到老郭直愣愣盯着自己身后。 Ye Shaoyang quickly turns head, back anything does not have, this relaxes, said: „senior brother do not frighten me.” 叶少阳急忙回头,背后什么也没有,这才松了一口气,道:“师兄别吓我。” Old Guo frowns, „is not, I look at that picture, how is the marked person taking a walk probably?” 老郭皱起眉头,“不是,我是看那幅画,画上的人怎么好像在走动？” „Possibly is the fly, you misread.” Ye Shaoyang carries the wine glass, drank one, suddenly spurts, turns around to look, on the wall has an ink and wash painting, what picture is a precipice cliff, an alley, winds to climb mountains, the summit has a cabin, that Old Guo said „in picture person”, paces back and forth to walk in the cabin, light wipes, looks really looks like a fly that by far falls on marking. “可能是苍蝇吧,你看错了。”叶少阳端起酒杯,喝了一口,突然喷出来,转身望去,墙上有一幅水墨画,画的是一处绝壁断崖,一条小路,蜿蜒上山,山顶有一座小亭,老郭说的那个“画中人”,就在小亭里徘徊行走着,淡淡的一抹,远远看上去真的像一只落在画上的苍蝇。 Under of cliff, starts to present the opening, increases little, the rock falls, if illuminates this to develop, summit the person of cabin in together with alcove will fall down the cliff quickly together. 断崖的下方,开始出现裂口,一点点加大,山石滑落,如果照这发展下去,山顶的小亭连同亭子里的人很快会一起跌下山崖。 „I depend, this is not the picture, is what liquid crystal screen, is putting the animated cartoon?” Old Guo shock. “我靠,这不是画吧,难道是什么液晶屏幕,在放动画片？”老郭震惊不已。 Before Ye Shaoyang one step arrives at small Horse Face, before this boy, is holding appreciatively gold/metal Origin Treasure/ingot, afterward shrank on the sofa falls asleep. Ye Shaoyang considers only with Old Guo speaks, without paying attention to him. Pulls his face to look, complexion azure scary, the eyebrow wrinkled one group, sweat profusely, whole body also not to stop is shivering, appeared very anxious. 叶少阳一步来到小马面前,这小子之前在把玩金元宝,后来缩在沙发上睡着了。叶少阳只顾跟老郭说话,没有注意他。扳过他的脸一看,脸色青的吓人,眉毛皱成了一团,大汗淋漓,浑身还在一刻不停的颤抖着,显得十分的紧张。 Fell asleep, under the nose of oneself, Little Ma fell asleep! Marks that person's shadow that paces back and forth in the alcove, is his soul! 入梦了,就在自己的眼皮底下,小马又入梦了！画上那个在亭子里徘徊的人影,就是他的魂魄！
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