SHMS :: Volume #23

#2288: Broken 2

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„God fears the filthy thing, the words that particularly...... the urine, the young lad urinates, itself also brings three points of firm, you...... or , if the young lad, can their road which must be taken on...... you understand that I did not believe them to be willing to smear the body of oneself, must rush.” “神怕秽物,尤其是……尿,童子尿的话,本身又带三分阳刚,你……或者谁如果是童子,可以冲着他们必经之路上……你明白的,我就不信他们愿意污了自己的身子,也要闯进来。” Ye Shaoyang is suddenly enlighted, turns around to look at the people, said: „Is anyone of you virgin child?” 叶少阳恍然大悟,转身看着众人,说道:“你们谁是童男子啊？” That several big grandmaster mighty figure pretend not to hear, actually not they are not, but is they also understands the means that Wonderful Heart said that nothing but is urinates to array the place that they must pass through, god most shy filthy thing, excrement, urine, big maternal aunt. First the dislike of instinct, second spirit body, once the dirt, will lose certain magical power temporarily, why this is also folk temple one kind, must be far away from the habitation, constructs in remote mountains and ancient forests, even the foul air of person turnover cannot bear, do not say these filthy thing. 那几大宗师大能都假装没听见,倒不是他们不是,而是他们也都听懂了妙心说的办法,无非就是对着阵法中他们要走过的地方撒尿,神最怕人的秽物,屎,尿,还有大姨妈。一来是本能的厌恶,二来是灵身一旦污了,会暂时丧失一定的法力,这也是为什么民间的寺庙一类,都要远离人烟,建在深山老林里,连人吞吐的浊气都受不了,更不要说这些秽物了。 Although these grandmaster mighty figure know this truth, but urinates...... this matter unable to do in the presence of everyone absolutely. 这些宗师大能虽然知道这个道理,但是当众撒尿……这种事绝对干不出来。 True Person Purple Cloud turned with a smile Yun Chunsheng with the arm, said: „Spring spring, I know that you are the body of Pure Yang, the situation is critical, on you.” 紫云真人笑着用胳膊拐了云春生一下,道:“春春,我知道你是纯阳之身,情况危急,你上吧。” „You how not on!” Yun Chunsheng became flushed the face. “你怎么不上！”云春生涨红了脸。 Ye Shaoyang lobbied Wu Jiawei. Appeals to educate with reason, but Wu Jiawei wants to save face at all costs, killing is not dry, Ye Shaoyang also lobbied Four Treasures, the result was instead challenged army by Four Treasures, is hugging his shoulder, said to the people: „Goat is a virgin, I am know that you said that this matter because of him, others is also grasps his, you said that this matter should he go forth to battle personally?” 叶少阳去游说吴嘉伟。动之以情晓之以理,但是吴嘉伟死要面子,打死都不干,叶少阳又去游说四宝,结果反被四宝将了一军,搂着他的肩膀,对众人说道:“山羊是处男,我是知道的,你们说说,这件事是因他而起,人家也是来抓他的,你们说这事是不是应该他亲自上阵啊？” As soon as the people listen, the nod, achieved the unprecedented consistency in abundance. 众人一听,纷纷点头,达成了空前的一致。 „Dead bald donkey!” Ye Shaoyang stared his one eyes bitterly, but also is hesitating, Wonderful Heart urged: „Hurry up, they were about to break through the formation!” Was saying the paper-cut that fishes out a villain shape, lost, the paper-cut flies side that two people, dances in the air around them up and down, hangs not to fall, the momentum that two people go forward stopped immediately. The whole body overflows golden light, gradually shoots down the paper-cut. “死秃驴！”叶少阳恨恨地瞪了他一眼,还在迟疑,妙心催促起来:“快点啊,他们就快破阵了！”说着摸出一把小人形状的剪纸,丢了进去,剪纸飞到那二人身边,绕着他们上下飞舞,悬而不落,两人前进的势头顿时停住了。周身溢出金光,将剪纸逐渐击落。 „I come me to come!” Ye Shaoyang steels one's heart, walks toward that side, „you have turned around, cannot look at me.” “我来就我来！”叶少阳把心一横,往那边走去,“你们都转过身,不许看我。” Everyone turns around to turn away from him hastily. 大伙连忙转身背对他。 Ye Shaoyang looks at the two, raises the skirt-width of cheongsam, will act, the vision looks toward the distant place, damn! Opposite so many Law Master, stand outside, since these two god came, they halted to watch the fun, at this time stared the big eye to look at Ye Shaoyang, the miss, covered the face. 叶少阳看着那两人,把长衫的下摆掀起来,正要行动,眼光往远处一看,操！对面那么多法师,都站在外面,自从这两个神祇来了之后,他们就站住看热闹了,这时候一个个都瞪大眼睛看着叶少阳,其中还有姑娘,都捂住了脸。 In front of so many people to urinate...... 当着这么多人的面撒尿…… Ye Shaoyang shrank suddenly, sensation to urinate did not have, quickly turns around saying: „It is not good, changes players, I cannot urinate!” 叶少阳突然就缩了,一点尿意都没了,急忙转身说道:“不行不行,换人,我尿不出来！” „You are not good, others who is incorrect!” “你都不行,别人谁也不行的啊！” This good way, because actually no one implements, reached a deadlock. 这个好办法,却因为没有人实施,就这么搁浅了。 Everyone quickly asked that Wonderful Heart also has what means that Wonderful Heart did not have idea. At this time, Ye Shaoyang saw Qing Yunzi...... in the sudden idea the heart, Qing Yunzi seems like also on ten -year-old appearances, is a young boy, no sense of shame...... at least wants many compared with the adult, if makes him urinate...... 大伙急忙问妙心还有什么办法,妙心也是没辙了。就在这时候,叶少阳看到了青云子……突然计上心头,青云子看上去也就十来岁的样子,还是个小男孩,没什么羞耻之心……至少比成人要好些,如果让他来尿的话…… However thinks that he is oneself master, oneself does, really the pit father, is a little hesitating, Yun Chunsheng looks at him to be in a daze, saw Qing Yunzi following his vision, a brain revolution, thought with the Ye Shaoyang same idea. 不过想到他是自己师父,自己这么干,实在有点坑爹,正在迟疑,云春生看他发呆,顺着他的目光也看到了青云子,脑子一转,也想到了跟叶少阳一样的主意。 „Qing Yunzi, quickly, this matter gave you!” “青云子,快,这事儿交给你了！” „What matter?” Qing Yunzi has been buying the soy sauce, suddenly hears master ancestor to call oneself, was shocked all of a sudden. “什么事？”青云子一直都在打酱油,突然听到师祖叫自己,一下子愣住了。 „You said!” Yun Chunsheng assigned the duty, Qing Yunzi one hear, has a look at that side so many eyes to look again, thinks must pull out the fellow to urinate before everyone......, although is only ten -year-old child, naturally also has the ashamed heart, pledging to fight to the death the resistance is not dry, finally his master Fu Mingzi dug up his pants forcefully, has, since...... “你说呢！”云春生把任务交代了一下,青云子一听,再看看那边那么多双眼睛看着,想到要在大伙面前掏出家伙撒尿……虽然只是个十来岁的孩子,自然也是有羞耻心的,誓死反抗不干,最后还是他师父伏明子强行把他裤子扒了,才不得不从了…… Ye Shaoyang looks in side, corners of the mouth twitches, the heart in the drop blood, this idea is oneself thinks after all, Yun Chunsheng obtains the inspiration. 叶少阳在旁边看着,嘴角一阵抽搐,心在滴血,毕竟这个点子是自己想到的,云春生才得到灵感。 master, disciple my is unfair to you...... 师父啊,徒儿我这对不起你啊…… Four Treasures walks, patted the racket on his shoulder, Ye Shaoyang thinks he must comfort oneself, finally Four Treasures said four characters in his ear grinningly: „deceiving masters and extinguishing ancestors!” 四宝走过来,在他肩膀上拍了拍,叶少阳本来以为他要安慰自己,结果四宝笑嘻嘻地在他耳边说了四个字:“欺师灭祖！” Qing Yunzi was being pressed by Fu Mingzi, is urinating to that black two people road ahead white/in vain. 青云子被伏明子按着,对着那一黑一白两人前路尿了下去。 „No, be not urinating to the person, urinates on them to kill you is not possible, urinates in front of them on the road to be able......” “别,别对着人尿,尿他们身上非得弄死你不可,尿他们前面路上就可以……” Fu Mingzi taught with skill and patience, made Qing Yunzi complete this honorable and ashamed task finally. 伏明子循循善诱,总算让青云子完成了这个光荣而羞耻的任务。 After taking the pants, Qing Yunzi fades immediately, thought that oneself does not have the face to see the person, sneaks in the crowd not to come out. 提上裤子之后,青云子立刻就蔫了,觉得自己没脸见人,钻进人群里不出来了。 Everyone looks toward that two people. 大伙朝那二人看去。 The two stand, in had been urinated by Qing Yunzi that together front, does not walk, tries detouring, Wonderful Heart was saying: „Told you, wants to go forth to battle, only then that road, you step on either, either draws back. Shortly after you just came, but can also draw back, once crossed array eye, but could not draw back.” 那两人站在被青云子尿过的那一块前面,不走了,尝试着绕路,妙心说道:“跟你们说真的,想要出阵,只有那一条路的,你们要么就踩过来,要么就退出去。你们刚进来不久,还可以退出去,一旦过了阵眼,可就退不了了。” Two people hesitant, said: „How to draw back?” 两人犹豫了一下,道:“如何退出去？” „Left after shock position direction, eight steps, retrocede again six.” “左后震位方向,八步,再后退六步。” Two people according to her direction, retrocede step by step, had/left array finally. Said to Xingyue Nu: „In array is utterly filthy, is unable to rush hardly. If the Teacher has the method to break through the formation, my two people of settled potencies.” 两人依照她的指点,一步步后退,总算是出了阵法。对星月奴说道:“阵法内污秽不堪,无法硬闯。师长若有法子破阵,我二人定当效力。” On these words. 就这一句话。 Xingyue Nu understood, also has not said anything, the brow wrinkled 星月奴十分理解,也没有说什么,眉头皱了起来 „array broken, has no way to catch them actually......” “阵法不破,倒是没法抓到他们……” Xingyue Nu also has no good way suddenly. 星月奴一时间也没什么好的办法。 The surrounded crowd also look at each other in blank dismay, at this time, if there is an opportunity performance, that may really be great merit. The people look at each other in blank dismay, but no one dares to show off ability. Suddenly, a person went out of the crowd, bows to salute to Xingyue Nu, said: „Old man can try actually.” 围观的人群也是面面相觑,这时候,如果有机会表现,那可真是大功一件。众人面面相觑,但是谁也不敢逞能。突然,一个人走出了人群,对星月奴躬身行礼,道:“老夫倒是可以试试。” Xingyue Nu sizes up, the brow stretch/leisurely launches immediately, said: „Unexpectedly is Gang Lord Chen goes into action personally, that did not have the issue, had the work.” 星月奴一打量,眉头立刻舒展开,说道:“居然是陈帮主亲自出马,那就没问题了,有劳。” „This fellow, who is coming, where before probably in had seen.” Ye Shaoyang stares at this old man to say. “这个家伙,是谁来着,之前好像在哪见过。”叶少阳盯着这老头说道。 „Seven Bags Chen, the confraternity of beggars family background, roamed about in each region long ago it is said that found a remnant volume of geomancy technique from a ruined temple, completed study the geomancy technique, is each one Grandmaster array.” Mao Xiaofang explained to Ye Shaoyang and the others. “陈七袋,丐帮出身的,早年据说是在各地流浪,从一个破庙里找到一本堪舆术的残卷,学成了堪舆术,是个个阵法大师。”毛小方跟叶少阳等人解释。 Ye Shaoyang looked at Wonderful Heart one, said: „Can he break through the formation?” 叶少阳看了妙心一眼,说道:“他能破阵吗？” Wonderful Heart is serious, without reply, but fished out spiritual talisman of blank from the body, not drawn talisman, but cut with scissors. 妙心面色凝重,没有回答,而是从身上摸出了一把空白的灵符,也不画符,而是用一把剪子剪了起来。 That side, the Seven Bags Chen request looked for ten to come to enter with him personally together, quick collects one team of people, smiles to Wonderful Heart, said: „Long time hears the earth master family, has the attainments in array, today the old man must ask for advice but actually.” 那边,陈七袋要求找十来个人跟他一起入阵,很快就凑起了一队人,冲妙心笑了笑,道:“久闻地师家族,在阵法颇有造诣,今日老夫倒要领教一番。”
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