SHMS :: Volume #2

#193: The ghost in latrine pit

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That male ghost knows that this time met the hard stubble, moreover that was quite hard, when knelt down on the ground, was kowtows bows in salute, asked for mercy unceasingly. 那男鬼知道这次遇到硬茬了,而且那是相当的硬,当下跪在地上,又是叩头又是作揖,不断告饶。 Ye Shaoyang waves, „said that what origin, keeps human world to do?” 叶少阳挥了挥手,“说吧,什么来历,留在人间干什么？” „The Great Law Master intelligent apprehension, I called Chen Shushi, was a university student, three years ago was killed, wū wū......” Chen Shushi said that while wiped tears, „after I die, has not kept human world, I went to Yin Division, at present is making ghost laborer, is waiting for samsara, wū wū, today was on the 1st my death anniversary, General Ox/Niu specially permits me to return Yang, enjoyed the incense and candle, Great Law Master, this was ghost token......” “大法师明察啊,我叫陈书市,是一个大学生,三年前被人害死,呜呜……”陈书市一边说一边抹起眼泪来,“我死后也没留在人间,我去了阴司,目前在做一名鬼役,等着轮回,呜呜,今天是我的忌日,牛将军特许我回阳一日,享受香火,大法师,这是鬼牌……” Saying, the hand is inserting to the belly, pulls out is putting the green light wooden sign together, respectful assuming to Ye Shaoyang, Ye Shaoyang met the sensation, indeed was real ghost token, then gave back to him. 说着,手插到肚子里,掏出一块放着绿光的木牌,恭恭敬敬的呈给叶少阳,叶少阳接过去感知了一下,的确是真的鬼牌,然后还给他。 „Little Ye'zi, it is not ghost messenger, ghost token where comes?” Little Ma has been all right, in saying that the one side wonders. “小叶子,它又不是鬼差,哪来的鬼牌啊？”小马已经没事了,在一旁纳闷的说道。 Ye Shaoyang said: „ghost token is a general term, there are many types, this type of green wooden sign, is ghost laborer all, before is comes to the world of the living, Yin Division temporarily issues, so as to avoid being regarded the stay by Law Master in human world wicked ghost, destroys the soul, that troublesome was big.” 叶少阳道:“鬼牌是一个泛称,有很多种,这种绿色的木牌,是鬼役所有,是来阳间之前,阴司临时发给的,免得被法师当成逗留在人间的恶鬼,打碎魂魄,那麻烦就大了。” Then, Ye Shaoyang also asked this ghost named Chen Shushi, „how dead?” 说完,叶少阳又问这个叫陈书市的鬼,“怎么死的？” Chen Shushi immediately revealing difficult appearance, hesitant, said: „I am when the rural area squats the latrine that oneself constructs, was pushed down the latrine pit, is drown to death in the latrine pit......” 陈书市立刻露出难以启齿的样子,犹豫了一下,说道:“我是在农村蹲那种自己建的茅房的时候,被人推下茅坑,在粪坑里淹死的……” Ye Shaoyang looked at one with Little Ma mutually, quite speechless. 叶少阳跟小马互看了一眼,都是相当的无语。 „Why murderer pushes down the latrine pit you.” “凶手为什么把你推下粪坑。” Chen Shushi said: „Because of we two contradictions, this matter is a long story, after I die, the murderer also submitted to punishment, this matter does not raise.” 陈书市道:“因为我们两家的矛盾,这件事说来话长,我死后,凶手也伏法了,这件事就不提了吧。” Ye Shaoyang nods, said: „Do you come in my family to do?” 叶少阳点点头,道:“那你来我家里干什么？” Chen Shushi a little awkward saying: „This...... I take the paper money that the family member burnt, passed by here, smells in this restroom to have the filthy thing, therefore...... I really do not know that this is Great Law Master your family/home!!” 陈书市有点尴尬的说道:“这……我拿了家人烧的纸钱,路过这里,闻到这厕所里有秽物,所以……我真不知道这是大法师你的家啊！！” Ye Shaoyang understands immediately, has turned the head, gets angry to Little Ma: „Before you go out, not flushing institute!” 叶少阳顿时明白过来,转过头,冲小马怒道:“你出门之前,是不是没冲厕所！” „I...... urinated probably, then you urge me to walk......” Little Ma to speak haltingly. “我……好像是小解了一回,然后你催我走……”小马嗫嚅着。 Scratches, not flushing institute even, but also covers the toilet cover, soaked the urine to ferment for several days, cannot attract the restroom ghost, Ye Shaoyang to full of admiration that Little Ma admired. 擦,不冲厕所就算了,还把马桶盖盖上,一泡尿发酵了好几天,可不是能把厕鬼引来,叶少阳对小马佩服的五体投地。 „Why do you want to frighten me?” Little Ma looks at Chen Shushi saying that this time Chen Shushi has changed the ordinary appearance, is similar to the average person, was not that terrifying, tone of Little Ma speech also hard. “那你为什么要吓我？”小马看着陈书市说道,这时候的陈书市已经变回普通模样,跟普通人差不多,不是那么恐怖了,小马说话的语气也硬了起来。 „I...... I excessively Yin double-hour have not arrived, wants to rest a meeting much, I want to frighten off you, you do not run unexpectedly, instead pats me with magical seal, I pinch you to protect oneself.” Chen Shushi is bowing in salute to make obeisance to Little Ma unceasingly, „asked Great Law Master to forgive, the Sir did not count the villain to cross......” “我……我过阴的时辰未到,想多睡一会,我本来只是想把你吓走,谁料你不跑,反而用法印拍我,我掐你是为了自保啊。”陈书市对着小马不断作揖打拱,“求大法师原谅,大人不计小人过……” It to protect oneself pinches the Little Ma neck, this point, after it broke Little Ma magical seal, without continue injure him, but is the choice runs away, Ye Shaoyang is believes that looks at it not to have the meaning of injuring someone, had extinguished it, where allows it to live now. 它为了自保才掐小马脖子,这一点,在它破了小马的法印之后,没有继续加害他、而是选择逃走来看,叶少阳是相信的,要不是看它没有害人之意,早就把它灭了,哪容它活到现在。 Little Ma has not thought so many, by ghost such submissive begging for mercy, „Great Law Master” was being called particularly, is at heart crisp, the stiff body, is smiling slightly, the difference does not only have the beard, otherwise must stroke two, the big hand wields, said: „This time lets off you, later, goes honestly.” 小马没想这么多,被一个鬼这么低声下气的求饶,尤其是一口一个“大法师”叫着,心里倍儿爽,挺直身躯,微微笑着,只差没有胡须,不然也得捋两下,大手一挥,说道:“这次放过你,以后老实点,去吧。” Chen Shushi expressed gratitude repeatedly, did obeisance Little Ma, did obeisance Ye Shaoyang, turned around to leave. 陈书市连声道谢,拜了拜小马,又拜了拜叶少阳,转身离开。 Little Ma is also infatuated in the beforehand feeling of satisfaction, sighs with emotion: „When Law Master is good, even the ghosts fear you, respects you, is coaxing you......” 小马还陶醉在之前的满足感中,感慨道:“当法师就是好啊,连鬼都怕你,尊敬你,哄着你……” „Hurries the flushing institute!” Ye Shaoyang yelled, entrains the reality him, he who is in the wrong hurries to arrive at the restroom, before the toilet cover was covers, has not smelled what unusual smell, this little while toilet coverlet opened, this flavor...... smoked the eye to send to hurt. “赶紧去冲厕所！”叶少阳一声大叫,将他拽回现实,理亏的他赶紧来到厕所,之前马桶盖是盖上的,没有闻到什么异味,这会儿马桶盖被打开了,这股味道……熏得眼睛发疼。 Little Ma is covering the nose, flushed three restrooms, then opens the window ventilation, oneself returns to the living room, breathed several tones, puzzled asking: „Little Ye'zi, this ghost is not abnormal, why likes staying in that place?” 小马捂着鼻子,冲了三遍厕所,然后打开窗户透气,自己回到客厅去,喘了几口气,不解的问道:“小叶子,这鬼不是变态吧,为什么喜欢在那种地方呆着？” „Ghost may be different from the sense of smell of person, especially likes the filthy thing, therefore the bathing pool and restroom, are always the ghost the place that likes hiding, moreover it falls in the latrine pit suffocates, definitely likes staying in the restroom, likes the water like the person of being drown to death, their invisible, filthy thing could not moisten, does not smell the human world five senses, is only dependence on a mood.” “鬼跟人的嗅觉可不一样,特别喜欢秽物,所以浴池和厕所,一向都是鬼怪最喜欢藏身的地方,而且它又是掉在粪坑闷死的,肯定喜欢在厕所呆着,就像淹死的人喜欢水一样,它们本来无形,秽物沾不到身上,又闻不到人间五味,只是一种情怀上的依恋而已。” Little Ma nod of suddenly, is excited, saying that the heroic feelings does not reduce: „Although a little makes a mistake today, but I strengthened the determination of cultivate the dao, my more diligent effort! Little Ye'zi, did you feel my warm-blooded?” 小马恍然的点了点头,再次兴奋起来,豪情不减的说道:“虽然今天有点失误,不过我更加坚定了修道的决心,我会更加勤奋努力！小叶子,你感觉到我的热血了吗？” „Warm-blooded anything, I look am the chicken blood. I looked how long you can maintain.” “热血什么,我看是鸡血吧。我就看你能保持多久。” Little Ma also wants to distinguish, Ye Shaoyang beckons with the hand, „rubbish, goes to be good the bed quickly, sleeps.” 小马还想分辨,叶少阳摆了摆手,“别废话了,快去把床铺好,睡觉。” Took in the bedding in cabinet also to take before, was good two bunks, Ye Shaoyang went to bed to lie down, saw Little Ma to sit on the sofa incites the cell phone, asked: „To a Wang Ping round of message?” 把之前收进柜子里的被褥又拿出来,把两张床铺好,叶少阳上床去躺着,见小马坐在沙发上鼓捣手机,问道:“给王平发短信呢？” „WeChat, nowadays who also sends the message, is old.” “微信,这年头谁还发短信,多老土啊。” Ye Shaoyang secret snort/hum, he has listened to WeChat, but is always useless, will not use, every night to a Rui Lengyu round of message, he does not believe that that what WeChat, but can also have the message to be convenient? 叶少阳暗暗哼了一声,他是听过微信,但从来没用过,也不会用,每天晚上都是给芮冷玉发短信,他不相信,那什么微信,还能有短信方便？ „Have you pursued to Wang Ping?” Ye Shaoyang remembers this. “你已经追到王平了？”叶少阳想起这茬。 „Where is so easy, but, he is seemingly good to my impression, I feel greatly hopefully.” Mentioned Wang Ping, Little Ma immediately is bursting with life, eyes illumination. “哪有这么容易,不过,他貌似对我印象不错,我感觉大有希望。”提到王平,小马立刻是神采奕奕,两眼发光。 „You like her person, is the appearance and stature?” The Ye Shaoyang squint visits him. “你是喜欢她的人,还是长相和身材？”叶少阳斜眼看着他。 „Likes her...... this is what words,” the Little Ma anger said, „I like her person, marries to go home her, is my ideal of life!” “喜欢她的……这是什么话,”小马怒道,“我是喜欢她的人,把她娶回家,是我的人生理想！” Ye Shaoyang disdains snort/hum. 叶少阳不屑的哼了一声。 Little Ma stares to look at him immediately, sensitive saying: „Does, can't I be joined to her?” 小马立刻瞪眼看他,敏感的说道:“干啥,我配不上她？” „How can, be she cannot be joined to you.” “怎么会,是她配不上你。” Little Ma gets angry: „Do not attack me, can with her in the same place, be my ideal, don't you have the ideal?” 小马怒道:“千万别打击我啊,能跟她在一起,是我的理想,你难道没理想？” Mentioned this, the Ye Shaoyang slight nod, said with a smile: „My ideal is very pure, makes money, makes a lot of money.” 提到这个,叶少阳微微点头,笑道:“我的理想很单纯,就是赚钱,赚很多的钱。” Little Ma said: „After making money ?” 小马道:“赚钱之后呢？” „Contributes money.” “攒钱。” „After contributing money...... ?” “攒钱……之后呢？” „Without later, contributes money.” “没有之后,就是攒钱。” „, Miser!” “靠,守财奴啊！” „You do not understand the pleasure that contributes money.” Thinks that the oneself deposit had about 200,000, Ye Shaoyang was at heart delicious, was exploited those years by Qing Yunzi, currently finally has the oneself deposit . Moreover the amount were many, this number money same feeling...... was very crisp. “你不懂攒钱的乐趣。”想到自己存款有将近二十万了,叶少阳心里美滋滋的,被青云子剥削了那么些年,现在总算有了自己的存款,而且数额还不少,这种数钱一样的感觉……很爽。 Ye Shaoyang decides, when processes present this mess, oneself said that did nothing is so dangerous also has no matter that money gained, when the time comes were many with Old Guo cooperates, had a look at feng shui to the rich and powerful people, seized little ghost, contributed money, how as for contributing money to spend...... not to think, first contributed money in any case said again. 叶少阳打定主意,等处理完眼下这个烂摊子,自己说什么也不干这么危险又没什么钱赚的事了,到时候多跟老郭合作,给富豪们看看风水,捉捉小鬼,多攒点钱,至于攒钱怎么花……还没想好,反正先攒钱再说。 Ye Shaoyang rushes to the next door bedroom Little Ma, turns off a light to go to bed. 叶少阳把小马赶到隔壁卧室,关灯上床。 In the moment of soon falling asleep, he suddenly felt that within the body had some change, spreads from the body, first passes to two arms, then crawls little, stops in two spots of shoulders. 在即将睡着的一刻,他突然感到体内发生了某种变化,从身体内部蔓延出来,先传到两条手臂上,然后一点点爬上来,在两个肩膀的部位停止。 Ye Shaoyang quickly sits, turns on the lamp, looks toward the oneself two sides shoulder, immediately one startled, on the shoulder, what lying two...... is that being? 叶少阳急忙坐起来,打开灯,往自己两边肩膀一看,顿时一惊,肩膀上,趴着两只……那是什么？
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