„Ok, when the time comes I with you together.” “行,到时候我跟你一起。” The Rui Lengyu squint said with a smile: „I know, you do not hope me with Hu Wang in the same place.” 芮冷玉斜眼笑道:“我就知道,你就不希望我跟胡旺在一起。” „Where has, he is not handles the strange event, if he does not handle, when my brother-in-law happen to saves the scene.” “哪有啊,他不是去处理灵异事件吗,万一他搞不定,我这个当妹夫的正好去救场。” After arriving at the airport, Rui Lengyu accompanies him to wait for the airplane together, when enters the security check time, Ye Shaoyang asked: „My this went back, do you have anything to exhort.” 到机场之后,芮冷玉陪他一起等飞机,等到进安检的时候,叶少阳问道:“我这就回去了,你有没有什么要嘱咐的。” Rui Lengyu thinks saying: „Makes money well.” 芮冷玉想了想道:“好好赚钱。” Immediately said with a smile, „do not think that you coaxed my master to be happy, in the future will not want the bridegroom's gift to bride's family.” 随即笑道,“别以为你哄我师父开心了,将来就不要彩礼了。” Ye Shaoyang is ecstatic, nods again and again. 叶少阳心花怒放,连连点头。 „......” Rui Lengyu sincere, said: „You with your beautiful women disciple anything, so long as does not overthrow...... this is my bottom line. You remember, if I do not die, others eventually are the imperial concubines.” “还有……”芮冷玉正了正色,说道:“你跟你那些美女啊门人啊什么的,只要不推倒……这是我的底线。你记住,我若不死,他人终究为妃。” The Ye Shaoyang mouth twists the mouth sidewise, wants to say anything, at this time has been one's turn him to go, Rui Lengyu pushed his, then beckons with the hand to him. 叶少阳嘴巴咧开,想说什么,这时候已经轮到他进去,芮冷玉推了他一把,然后对他摆了摆手。 In Ye Shaoyang heart five senses mixed Chen. 叶少阳心中五味杂陈。 After one -and-a-half hours, Ye Shaoyang returns to Shicheng. On the going home road calculates oneself is so long has not gone home, goes back to tidy up well, quilt anything's exposing to the sun of exposing to the sun, the pure water was also too long, must trade one barrel...... 一个半小时后,叶少阳回到石城。回家路上盘算着自己这么久没回家,回去得好好收拾一下,被子什么的该晒的晒,纯净水也太久了,得换一桶…… In the result goes home, opens the door to look, immediately was scared, Old Guo lies down on the sand barefoot, is watching the television, on the tea table chocked up various types of between-meal snack and sauced vegetables/dishes, the cigarette ash cigarette butt, beverage bottle, chaotic does not endure to look straight ahead. 结果回到家里,打开门一看,顿时傻眼了,老郭光着脚躺在沙上,正在看电视,茶几上摆满了各种零食、卤菜,烟灰烟头,酒瓶子,乱的不忍直视。 Ye Shaoyang gawked the long time, just about to opens the mouth, the sound that suddenly presently in the television spreads is not right, elegant mie butterfly anything, turns the head to look at the screen, does not endure to look straight ahead simply...... 叶少阳愣了半晌,刚要开口,突然现电视里传出的声音不对,雅蠛蝶什么的,转头一看屏幕,简直不忍直视…… Old Guo hurries to jump, touches the remote control, turned off the television, hehe said with a smile to Ye Shaoyang: „How you were so about to come back, I thought midnight.” 老郭赶紧跳起来,摸到遥控器,把电视关了,冲叶少阳嘿嘿笑道:“你怎么这么快回来了,我以为得半夜。” „Therefore you make into this welldoing my, Fuck, but also watches the island piece!” Looks at the ground again, full ash, before Ye Shaoyang is really the regret walks, leaves behind the key to him. “所以你就把我这弄成这德行,卧槽,还看岛国片！”再一看地上,满满一层灰,叶少阳真是后悔走之前留下钥匙给他。 „Bored, hits the time, hehe, you do not make me give you to look after the room, has not come for this me, such far away.” “无聊啊,打时间而已,嘿嘿,你不是让我给你照料房间吗,不是为了这个我还不来呢,这么老远。” „Your good of this care!” Ye Shaoyang was really speechless. „Other I endured, you watch the island piece unexpectedly!” “你这照料的好！”叶少阳真是无语了。“别的我都忍了,你居然看岛国片！” Old Guo is a little also embarrassed, flexure the scalp was saying: „Your this is not the high-definition television, the screen is big, does not make me look at this in home your sister-in-law.” 老郭也有点不好意思,挠着头皮说道:“你这不是高清电视吗,屏幕大,在家你嫂子可不让我看这个。” „Big brother, my is supplying the Three Purities resembles, has left blank, your oneself courts death do not harm me!” “大哥,我这供着三清像啊,开过光的,你自己找死别害我啊！” The Old Guo big hand wields, „felt relieved, your senior brother my discretion did not have, I blocked from idol with the scarlet cloth.” 老郭大手一挥,“放心,你师兄我这点分寸还没有吗,我都用红布把神像遮住了。” „I was speechless, I must eat the pig meat slow one slow.” Ye Shaoyang was saying in the bowl on tea table grasped several pig meat toward the mouth stopper, Old Guo wants to stop already without enough time. “我无语了,我得吃块猪头肉缓一缓。”叶少阳说着去茶几上的碗里抓了几块猪头肉往嘴里塞,老郭想阻拦已来不及。 Ye Shaoyang chewed several, suddenly lives, gigantic that two eyeballs stare, the blood threads came out, spits the meat, big mouth expiration like dog, scolded: „What you special buy is smelly.” 叶少阳嚼了几口,突然顿住,两个眼珠子瞪的硕大,血丝都出来了,哇的一口将肉吐出来,像狗一样大口呼气,骂道:“你特么买的是臭的啊。” „Not, this was the day before yesterday buys, aiya, I have forgotten tidying up!” “不是啊,这是前天买的,哎呀,我一直忘了收拾！” Ye Shaoyang eyes is the tears, seeing on the table to have one bottle of opening beer, wants to drink one to rinse mouth, the result drinks the mouth is also sour. 叶少阳两眼都是泪,看见桌上有一瓶打开的啤酒,想喝一口漱漱口,结果一喝到嘴里也是酸的。 „This was three days ago......” “这个是大前天的……” Ye Shaoyang dashes about wildly the restroom, spat for quite a while, brushed two teeth, comes out later to see the sauced vegetable/dish on tea table, immediately a little gastric disorder, ordered Old Guo to hurry within immediately immediately for three seconds these smelly the thing throws. 叶少阳狂奔进厕所,吐了半天,刷了两遍牙,出来之后看到茶几上的卤菜,顿时又有点反胃,责令老郭立刻马上赶紧三秒钟之内把这些臭了的东西扔出去。 Old Guo knows to be in the wrong, a person processes, after finishing, puts on the clothes, greeted Ye Shaoyang to go out. 老郭自知理亏,一个人去处理,完毕之后把衣服穿好,招呼叶少阳出门。 „Isn't the present will work?” Ye Shaoyang startled say/way. “不会是现在就去干活吧？”叶少阳惊道。 „Where can, dine together, everyone is waiting in the hotel, the old rule, gives you reception.” “哪能啊,去聚餐啊,大家都在酒店等着了,老规矩,给你接风。” Ye Shaoyang is speechless, these fellows did not say in WeChat, has not thought arranged. 叶少阳无语,这些家伙在微信里一个个都不说,没想到都安排好了。 Goes by car Old Guo broken Poussin, arrives at a gold/metal jade magnificent hotel, just got out the transported manages blocking, did not say that Old Guo is the illegal operation. Transports the reason of manages is very simple: The broken Poussin's car(riage) that opens this nearly abandonment, possibly does not come this to eat meal. 坐车老郭的破普桑,来到一家金璧辉煌的大酒店,刚下车就被运管给拦住了,非说老郭是非法营运。运管的理由也很简单:开这种近乎报废的破普桑的车,不可能是来这吃饭的。 Facing the explanation of Old Guo, transports/fortunes the manages to call Ye Shaoyang one side, asked his Old Guo name. 面对老郭的解释,运管把叶少阳叫到一边,询问他老郭的姓名。 Ye Shaoyang really could not have thought that for a while Old Guo called anything. 叶少阳一时还真想不起来老郭叫什么。 „Guo...... Guo anything is coming, right, Guo Jin!” “郭……郭什么来着,哦对,郭进！” Transported manages one hear to smile, „on this also the peace, I am Yang passed/lived.” 运管一听就笑了,“就这还过靖呢,我还是杨过呢。” Old Guo hears, said: „Ok, I with your father am pays respects the sworn brothers, you must call my Uncle Guo.” 老郭听见,说道:“行啊,我跟你爹是拜把兄弟,你得叫我郭伯伯。” Transported the manages to receive his driver license to look, but also really called Guo Jin, immediately also a little compelled ignorant, asked Ye Shaoyang were more situation about Old Guo, until to, without the means has to release people. 运管收了他驾驶证一看,还真是叫郭进,顿时也是有点懵逼,又问了叶少阳更多关于老郭的情况,直到都对上了,没办法只好放人。 „How to transport the manages to pursue to the hotel comes investigates Che.” Walks toward the hotel, Ye Shaoyang wonders to ask very much. “怎么运管都追到酒店来查车了。”往酒店里走的时候,叶少阳很是纳闷地问道。 „Quick 11, recently struck hard investigates Che, my day was checked eight chapters.” “快十一了,最近严打查车,我一天都被查八回了。” Ye Shaoyang said: „Who makes you drive the abandonment car(riage) to come, you hurry to change a car(riage).” 叶少阳道:“谁让你开个报废车来着,你还是赶紧换个车吧。” Old Guo said: „Un, this car(riage) truly cannot start, I went back, additional several thousand, change second-hand Aotuo to go.” 老郭道:“嗯,这车也确实不能开了,我回去了,加几千块,换个二手奥拓去。” Ye Shaoyang almost kneels down at the scene. 叶少阳差点当场跪下。 In the theater box the younger sisters, Xie Yuqing, Zhou Jingru and Zhang Xiaorui three people are playing cards, Ye Xiaomeng surrounds in the , helping Zhang Xiaorui offer advice. 包厢里妹子们都在,谢雨晴、周静茹、张小蕊三个人正在打牌,叶小萌在边上围观,帮张小蕊出主意。 Sees Ye Shaoyang to pass through the gate, Zhou Jingru first seeing, at present one bright, setting out to greet, finally was pressed to go back by Xie Yuqing, said: „You must lose, plays a card quickly!” 见叶少阳进门,周静茹第一个看见,眼前一亮,起身要打招呼,结果被谢雨晴按回去,说道:“你要输了,快出牌！” Ye Shaoyang said with a smile: „You hit anything, is so intense.” 叶少阳笑道:“你们打什么的,这么激烈。” Zhang Xiaorui said: „Who loses tonight to accompany you to rest.” 张小蕊道:“谁输了今晚就陪你睡。” Ye Shaoyang smiles to cry. 叶少阳笑哭。 Old Guo goes forward saying: „Lost accompanying Shaoyang, won tonight accompanies me.” 老郭上前说道:“输了的陪少阳,赢了的今晚陪我。” Finally Zhang Xiaorui direct „the Li San foot” kicks, tramples Old Guo turns. 结果张小蕊直接一个“李三脚”踢过去,将老郭踹翻。 „Does not hit, eats meal.” Zhou Jingru puts down the sign, goes forward to greet with Ye Shaoyang. „Big Brother Shaoyang, this time goes to that side to be good, did matter get through?” “不打了,吃饭吃饭。”周静茹放下牌,上前跟叶少阳打招呼。“少阳哥,这次去那边还好吧,事情都办完了吗？” Ye Shaoyang nods. 叶少阳点点头。 Everyone takes a seat, told to serve food. Ye Shaoyang heard the gate of bathroom to open, turns the head to look at one, had a younger sister to walk from inside, gold/metal beautiful woman who a stature selected high, was at the scene ignorant. 大伙就坐,吩咐上菜。叶少阳听见卫生间的门打开,转头看了一眼,有个妹子从里面走出来,一个身材高挑的金美女,当场就懵了。 „Almost forgot, Catherine, you come.” Zhou Jingru goes forward to draw the beautiful woman side, „introduced grandly, this was I frequently with that you mentioned, Mt. Mao Celestial Master Ye Shaoyang, I best friend.” “差点忘了,凯瑟琳,你过来。”周静茹上前把美女拉到身边,“隆重介绍一下,这就是我经常跟你提到的那位,茅山天师叶少阳,我最好的朋友。” Then in turn introduced for the beautiful woman: „This is I the schoolmate in France, Catherine, un...... the name was Yao Mengjie. She is interested in tradition of Huaxia very much, therefore I lead her to see you specially.” 然后反过来为美女介绍:“这是我在法国的同学,凯瑟琳,嗯……中名字叫姚梦洁。她对华夏的传统化很感兴趣的,所以我特意带她来见你。” „...... This meaning, isn't she Huaxia person?” “呃……这个意思,她不是华夏人？” „Hello, Mister Ye, I am a French, but my mother is a Chinese, taught me to say since childhood, therefore I had in the name.” “你好,叶先生,我是法国人,但我母亲是中国人,从小就教我说中,因此我有个中名字。”