SHMS :: Volume #16

#1568: northern sect person of high skill 2

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Doubt looked at Rui Lengyu one, Ye Shaoyang walked, opened the unlatched door, an eye swept off, immediately called one: „I depend!” 狐疑的看了芮冷玉一眼,叶少阳走过去,把虚掩的门推开,一目扫去,顿时叫了一声:“我靠！” Two old men, sit on the bed, the middle uses the yellow mounted paper to splice, spread a very big meal arrange/cloth, above is suspending some strange food, installed with the thin bamboo strip same dinner plate, pot liquor, two cups. 两个老头,坐在床上,中间用黄裱纸拼接起来,铺成了一张很大的餐布,上面摆着一些奇怪的菜肴,用竹篾一样的餐盘装起来,还有一壶酒,两只杯子。 Two people sit on the oneself bed unexpectedly drink, is not right, should say that is two ghosts. 两人居然坐在自己的床上喝酒,不对,应该说是两个鬼。 Ye Shaoyang to a dreadful old man complained: „I said, this is my bed, is not your family table, said again you come my, at least also said one to me ahead of time?” 叶少阳对着其中一个猥琐的老者抱怨道:“我说,这是我的床,可不是你家餐桌,再说你来我这,至少也提前跟我说一声吧？” The Qing Yunzi eyelid turns: „Does not have the thing of education, Laozi/father to come your family to eat meal, but can also report with you?” 青云子眼皮一翻:“没教养的东西,老子来你家吃顿饭,还要跟你汇报？” The nearby is also daoist appearance white-bearded old man, compared with Qing Yunzi, the person slightly is very very thin, the appearance does not have Qing Yunzi to be dreadful actually, but eye glances toward Rui Lengyu on secretly, Ye Shaoyang saw through, this absolutely is an affectedly virtuous disciple. 边上也是一个道士打扮的白胡老头,与青云子相比,人长得很小很瘦,样子倒是没有青云子猥琐,不过眼睛一个劲的偷偷往芮冷玉身上瞟,叶少阳一眼就看穿了,这位绝对是一个道貌岸然之徒。 Ye Shaoyang toward the advance party one step, kept off before the Rui Lengyu body, stared the past to old daoist. 叶少阳往前站了一步,挡在芮冷玉身前,冲老道士瞪过去。 old daoist has not looked at the human world beautiful woman for a long time, the appreciation is satisfying a craving, suddenly was tunnelled the vision by Ye Shaoyang, gawked, raised the head to see Ye Shaoyang to have the anger vision, grins to smile, asked Qing Yunzi: „Is this my family Master Nephew Ye?” 老道士好久没看过人间美女,欣赏的正过瘾,突然被叶少阳挡住视线,愣了一下,抬头看到叶少阳带着怒意的目光,咧嘴笑起来,问青云子:“这就是我家叶师侄吧？” „Do not call such own.” Qing Yunzi impolite putting out a hand patted on his forehead, puts out a hand to point at him, to a Ye Shaoyang introduced: „, This was the person who you must find, Laozi/father I spends several days of time to hold him!” “别叫这么亲。”青云子不客气的伸手在他脑门上拍了一下,伸手指着他,给叶少阳介绍道:“喏,这个就是你要找的人,老子我费了几天时间才抓住他！” Ye Shaoyang looked at that old daoist, flexure scratched the head surprised, „who must look for him, master you remembered incorrectly, I did not know him.” 叶少阳看了看那老道士,吃惊地挠了挠头,“谁要找他了,师父你是不是记错了,我根本就不认识他啊。” Rui Lengyu is suddenly enlighted, goes forward one step saying: „Are you disciple of Mt. Mao north school?” 芮冷玉恍然大悟,上前一步说道:“你是茅山北派的弟子？” „Hehe, the doll, this poor Daoist is north and south Mt. Mao sends 38 th generation of sect master Ling Bozi.” Ling Bozi said at the same time, the eye cannot help but glances on Rui Lengyu. “嘿嘿,女娃儿,贫道乃是茅山南北派第三十八代掌门凌波子。”凌波子一边说,眼睛不由自主地就在芮冷玉身上瞟起来。 Qing Yunzi is a palm of the hand hits above him, scolded loudly: „Your his mother's how long has not seen the woman, how such a morality!” 青云子又是一巴掌打在他头上,大声骂道:“你他娘的多久没见女人了,怎么这样一副德性！” Ling Bozi smiles awkwardly, apologized submissively to Rui Lengyu: „No wonder no wonder, this poor Daoist stayed for dozens years in Yin Division, for a long time has not seen the human world miss, especially to you so attractive......” 凌波子尴尬一笑,拱手向芮冷玉赔罪道:“莫怪莫怪,贫道在阴司呆了几十年,许久没有见过人间的姑娘,尤其向你这般漂亮……” The tumbling, avoided the palm of the hand of Qing Yunzi suddenly backward, suspends two saying: „Good not to crack a joke, Senior Brother Qing Yun asks me to come, said in some people the symbol, with this sent magic art to be related, does not know that was which?” 猛然向后翻滚,躲开了青云子的巴掌,摆着两手说道:“好了不开玩笑了,青云师兄找我来,说有人中了符,与本派法术有关,不知是哪一位？” Ye Shaoyang and Rui Lengyu retrocede immediately, comes out following Fool brightly. 叶少阳和芮冷玉立刻后退,把后面的阿呆亮出来。 Ye Shaoyang raised the Fool coat, reveals that fearful pliers insect. Ling Bozi looked at one, the brow wrinkled, „Dao Transformation Insect!” 叶少阳掀起了阿呆的上衣,露出那个可怕的钳虫。凌波子看了一眼,眉头皱起来,“道化虫！” Approached observes, while asked about some Fool situations, Fool replied truthfully. 凑近了一边观察,一边询问阿呆一些情况,阿呆如实回答。 „This looks that seems like the technique of this gate......” Ling Bozi to twist the beard, hesitates to say. “这看着很像是本门的手法……”凌波子手捻胡须,沉吟说道。 Qing Yunzi said: „Isn't you do?” 青云子道:“不是你干的？” Ling Bozi slanting his eyes, said: „How possibly! It is estimated that is which senior does, but these old fogies reincarnation went, had no way to check.” 凌波子斜了他一眼,道:“怎么可能！估计是哪个前辈干的,不过那些老家伙都投胎去了,也没法查了。” Ye Shaoyang said: „Do not check, you find the way to untie the seal and that's the end.” 叶少阳道:“别查了,你想办法解开封印就是了。” Ling Bozi said: „I must enter his within the body, observing is what talisman writing.” 凌波子道:“那我得进入他体内,观察一下到底是什么符文。” The direct smoke sneaked in the Fool mouth, the Fool whole body becomes tender, collapses on the ground. 说完直接化烟钻进了阿呆的口中,阿呆浑身发软,瘫倒在地上。 Ye Shaoyang sits in the bedside, looked at several dishes of shop on yellow mounted paper, is the lifeform of ghost territory, human world has not seen. 叶少阳在床边坐下去,看了一眼铺在黄裱纸上的几样菜,都是鬼域的生物,人间从来没见过。 The ghosts said that does not need to eat the thing, because the devil enjoyed the good food in human world, to the netherworld still had the desire of eating the thing, will therefore pick the plant that some Yin Division grew, delicious, was helpful to cultivation, made food, not only can take care of health, and satisfied the desire of food and drink. 鬼说起来是不用吃东西的,但是因为死鬼在人间都享受惯了美食,到了阴间仍然有吃东西的欲望,因此会采摘一些阴司生长的植物,口感好的,有助于修炼的,做成食物,既能养身,又满足了口腹之欲。 However can only eat the plant, cannot eat any animal absolutely, otherwise became evil cultivator. 不过只能吃植物,绝对不能吃任何动物,不然就成了邪修。 With yellow mounts the paper packing below, Ye Shaoyang understood at a glance that is law that Qing Yunzi makes, only then this can place on the goods of the world of the living food. 用黄裱纸垫在下面,叶少阳一看就知道是青云子做的法,只有这样才能把食物放在阳间的物品上。 „I said how you don't forget to eat to where?” Ye Shaoyang is looking at Qing Yunzi, somewhat speechless saying. “我说,你怎么到哪里都不忘记吃啊？”叶少阳望着青云子,有些无语的说道。 Qing Yunzi filled liquor, sighed: „Person dies such as the lamp to extinguish, many desires did not have, eats and drinks, chatted to kill the time.” 青云子灌了一口酒,叹道:“人死如灯灭,很多欲望都没有了,也就是吃吃喝喝,聊以打发时间。” Ye Shaoyang listened to this saying, somewhat is at heart sad. 叶少阳听了这话,心里有些难过。 „This is really Ling Bozi, sect master of north school? How did you find his?” “这个凌波子,真是北派的掌门？你是怎么找到他的？” „He before death is evil cultivator, magical power is also good, but has not done what misdemeanor, therefore after dying, then cultivation in ghost territory daoist monastery. I found him at first, making him come up he is not willing, fought one with me, without hitting me, has started to travel, I pursue to catch for a long time his.” “他生前是个邪修,法力也是不错,不过倒没干过什么坏事,所以死后在鬼域一座道观里接着修炼。我起先找到他,让他上来他还不肯,跟我打了一架,没打过我,就开始跑路,我追到好久才抓到他的。” Rui Lengyu said: „Many thanks master.” 芮冷玉道:“多谢师父了。” Qing Yunzi has a look at her, has a look at Ye Shaoyang, said: „Did you encounter the problem?” 青云子看看她,又看看叶少阳,道:“你们是不是遇到麻烦了？” Ye Shaoyang wonders saying: „How do you know?” 叶少阳纳闷道:“你怎么知道？” „Your one is miasma of hell, was difficult to be inadequate just came back from the hell?” “你俩一身都是地狱的瘴气,难不成刚从地狱回来？” Ye Shaoyang embarrassed smiling, said: „This not work you took the trouble, my oneself idea solution.” 叶少阳不好意思的笑了笑,道:“这个不劳您费心了,我自己想法解决。” Qing Yunzi eyes turns, said: „I have not planned to help you.” 青云子两眼一翻,道:“我也没打算帮你。” Ye Shaoyang is looking at him, just about to says anything, Qing Yunzi pinches the fist suddenly, knocked on his head, „I have not asked you, how you burnt two eldest daughters to me! To make Laozi/father make a mistake!” 叶少阳望着他,刚要说什么,青云子突然捏起拳头,在他脑袋上敲了一下,“我还没问你呢,你怎么给我烧了两个大闺女！想让老子犯错误啊！” Ye Shaoyang is startled, „how possible?” 叶少阳一怔,“怎么可能？” Immediately beckons with the hand saying that „master, definitely is Senior Brother Guo does, this matter also only then his competent coming out!” 随即摆手说道,“师父,肯定是郭师兄干的,这种事也只有他能干的出来！” Qing Yunzi careful one wants also to be, anger snort/hum a sound said: „Catches up to be bright I to hold the dream ha-ha he, mother, burns paper resembling money the person on the fever, but also used magic art, outburns becomes evil spirit, two eldest daughters, said that must to me, when the maidservant serves me, Laozi/father abandoned the big vigor to send them to walk!” 青云子仔细一想也是,怒哼一声道:“赶明我得托梦吓吓他,妈的,烧纸人就烧吧,还用了法术,烧完就成邪灵,两个大闺女,说要给我当丫鬟伺候我,老子废了好大的劲才打发她们走！” Rui Lengyu remembers Qing Yunzi by the appearance that two evil spirit little misses pester, cannot bear smile, said: „That picture is very certainly interesting.” 芮冷玉想起青云子被两个邪灵小姑娘纠缠的样子,忍不住笑出来,道:“那画面一定很有趣。” Ye Shaoyang also fall about, the head suffers finally immediately. 叶少阳也忍不住大笑,结果头上立刻又挨了一下。 At this time, the Fool whole body shook, the person sobered. Ling Bozi drilled from his within the body, falls on the bed, clamped a vegetable/dish to eat, said to Qing Yunzi: „You ask this poor Daoist to come also really right, yes, in his within the body is the seal technique of my north school.” 这时候,阿呆浑身一抖,人清醒过来。凌波子从他体内钻了出来,落在床上,夹了一口菜吃,对青云子说道:“你找贫道来还真没错,是,他体内中的就是我北派的封印术。” Rui Lengyu at present one bright, somewhat excited saying: „Can senior untie?” 芮冷玉眼前一亮,有些激动的说道:“前辈能解开吗？” Ling Bozi said: „Said, you should also call me master uncle......” 凌波子道:“说起来,你们还该叫我一声师叔……” The words have not said, was clapped a palm of the hand by Qing Yunzi in the top of the head, „do not aspire to marry! Had anything to say!” 话没说完,就被青云子在头顶拍了一巴掌,“别攀亲！有什么就说！” „I depend, the old man I could not endure!” Ling Bozi jumps, one hand on a hip, points at Qing Yunzi to scold single-handedly: „I am also school of grandmaster, are treated equally with your qualifications, you can tarnish my dignity like this, the old man is not dry, you ask others to go!” “我靠,老夫我忍不了了！”凌波子跳起来,一手叉腰,一手指着青云子骂道:“我好歹也是一派宗师,跟你资格平起平坐,你这么可以这样玷污我的尊严,老夫不干了,你找别人去吧！”
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