SHMS :: Volume #14

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White Impermanence puts out a hand to fish in the haze, the ghost book appears in the hand on the 1st immediately. 白无常在烟气里伸手一捞,鬼书一号立刻出现在手中。 In the human world burnt down thing, after changing into the funerary objects, normally will appear in Nether Connecting Division, distributes according to the name by ghost messenger. 人间被烧掉的东西,化为冥器之后,按说是会出现在通冥司,由鬼差根据姓名分发出去。 However the White Impermanence has ghost technique mystique, after displaying, can not wait for the funerary objects to enter Yin, ahead of time grasps in the hand. 不过白无常有鬼术秘法,施展出来之后,可以不等冥器入阴,提前就抓在手中。 White Impermanence carries with the hand ghost book 1st, the high and low turn over, observed one saying: Un, is similar to the paper person, indeed is the funerary objects.” 白无常手提着鬼书一号,上下翻转,观察了一番说道:“嗯,跟纸人差不多,的确是冥器。” Yes.” Old Guo goes forward immediately, tells the White Impermanence usage. “是啊是啊。”老郭立刻上前,告诉白无常用法。 White Impermanence attempted, inside spreads singing sound immediately, does not know that is which network singer. White Impermanence frowns, said: Cannot withstand vulgarly!” 白无常尝试了一下,里面立刻传出一阵歌声,也不知道是哪个网络歌手的。白无常皱起眉头,道:“粗鄙不堪!” Other. The dagu storytelling do you listen?” “还有别的。大鼓书您老听吗?” Un?” “嗯?” Old Guo taught him to trade song the means that White Impermanence tried cautiously, the ghost book in 1st really spread the song lyrics of dagu storytelling. 老郭又小心翼翼地教他“换歌”的办法,白无常试了一下,鬼书一号里果然传出大鼓书的唱词。 White Impermanence listened to a meeting, the pale complexion seemed also moderate, asked Old Guo, had the Kunqu opera?” 白无常听了一会,惨白的脸色也似乎缓和了一些,问老郭,“有没有昆曲?” Has, naturally has, but must record presently, seventh master waits a bit, quick good.” “有有,当然有,不过要现录,七爷稍等,很快就好。” Said that entrains Ye Shaoyang to the room, turns on the computer, found Kunqu opera famous section «Peony Pavilion», broadcasts, at the same time gave him a brand-new ghost book. 说完把叶少阳拽到屋里,打开电脑,找到昆曲名段《牡丹亭》,播放起来,一边给了他一个崭新的鬼书。 Recently, Old Guo was all right looks for Ye Shaoyang to record song, regarding the process, Ye Shaoyang has been familiar, immediately revolution astral qi, the Kunqu opera that oneself heard, through spiritual consciousness, input in the magnet memory in ghost book...... 最近,老郭没事就来找叶少阳“录歌”,对于过程,叶少阳早就熟悉了,当下运转罡气,将自己听到的昆曲,通过神识,输入进鬼书中的磁石存储器中…… Recorded one, the Old Guo return living room hurriedly, burns this ghost book again to White Impermanence. 录了一段,老郭急匆匆的回到客厅,再次把这个鬼书烧给白无常 After obtaining the ghost book, White Impermanence trades the song according to the means that Old Guo teaches, a Peony Pavilion, passed from the ghost book. 得到鬼书之后,白无常按照老郭教的办法换歌,一曲牡丹亭,从鬼书中传了出去。 Until the Peony Pavilion puts, White Impermanence still the hand grasped the ghost book, is standing motionlessly. 直到牡丹亭放完,白无常仍然手握鬼书,站着一动不动。 Liverwurst breaks, horizon where seeks the intimate friend......” “一曲肝肠断,天涯何处觅知音……” White Impermanence sighed gently, many years have not heard this song, the people are no longer the same.” 白无常轻轻叹道,“多少年没有听到这首曲子了,物是人非。” Ye Shaoyang and Old Guo looked at one secretly mutually, no one dares to answer. 叶少阳老郭偷偷互相看了一眼,谁也不敢搭腔。 Ye Shaoyang has not thought that White Impermanence that originally is afraid by everybody, there is seven emotions and six sensory pleasures, moreover looks at like this, as if also had any sentimental story...... 叶少阳没有想到,原来人见人怕的白无常,也有七情六欲,而且看这样子,似乎生前还有什么缠绵悱恻的故事…… White Impermanence realizes oneself to be rude, coughs two, restrains the facial expression, said to Old Guo: You are also good, unexpectedly can invent this type of thing.” 白无常意识到自己失态,干咳两声,收敛神情,对老郭说道:“你也不错,居然能发明出这种东西。” Immediately asked the principle, Old Guo said carefully. 当即问了原理,老郭仔细讲了一遍。 Said, uses this ghost book to listen to the tune, what consumption was cultivation base......” White Impermanence thinks, said that „, if wanted to hear the time longer, needed cultivation base of holder to be deep enough, was?” “这么说,使用这鬼书听曲,耗费的是自身修为……”白无常想了一下,说道,“如果想要听得时间更久,需要持有者的修为足够深厚,是不是?” Old Guo nods again and again. 老郭连连点头。 Such being the case, this ghost book also has to urge these ghost messenger ghost soldier to add the cultivation significance industriously, is the good thing.” “既然如此,这鬼书也有督促那些鬼差鬼卒勤加修炼的意义,是好东西。” Old Guo one hear, in the heart sighs with emotion, this works as the speech level of leader is high, quickly echoes saying: Right, even if to listen to a longer ghost book, these people will still certainly add cultivation industriously.” 老郭一听,心中不由感慨,这当领导的说话水平就是高,急忙附和道:“没错啊,就算是为了听更久的鬼书,这些人也一定会勤加修炼的。” White Impermanence un. 白无常“嗯”了一声。 Originally, I am worried that this thing is all the rage Yin Division, will have what improper, is easy to let person excessive preoccupation with trivia saps the will, now looks like, there was nothing wrong. However......, some aspects, but also is prudent.” “本来,我是担心这东西风靡阴司,会有什么不妥,容易让人玩物丧志,现在看来,并无什么不妥。不过……嗯,有些方面,还需慎重。” The Old Guo probe said: „Is the meaning of seventh master?” 老郭试探说道:“七爷的意思是?” You give me to save some Kunqu operas to go, this eminence must study quite, right, reburns one to old eighth, he likes listening to the play......, this eminence is not asking you to want the thing.” “你给我多存一些昆曲进去,本座要好生研究一番,哦对,再烧一个给老八,他喜欢听戏剧……嗯,本座可不是在找你要东西。” Without, the routine inspection, should, when I recorded the song, immediately burns to you and eighth master!” Old Guo hurried statement. “没有没有,例行检查,应该的,等我录好了曲子,立刻烧给您老和八爷!”老郭急忙表态。 White Impermanence is very satisfied his performance, turns around to walk toward the window, Old Guo and Ye Shaoyang see off together. 白无常很满意他的表现,转身朝窗户走去,老郭叶少阳一起恭送。 White Impermanence turns head suddenly, is looking at Ye Shaoyang, said: Your ghost servant monster servant, where?” 白无常突然回过头来,望着叶少阳,说道:“你那些个鬼仆妖仆,都哪里去了?” Ye Shaoyang one startled, quickly beckons with the hand, does not know, they brought the big trouble in Yin Division, is afraid is investigated, ran, even I also disappear without a trace.” 叶少阳一惊,急忙摆手,“不知道,他们在阴司闯了大祸,害怕被追究,都跑了,连我也不知去向。” White Impermanence looked at his one eyes, does not reveal, said: „It is not what catastrophe, at the present Yin Division and Moon Mountain battle, when is the personnel, if you have their whereabouts, but must urge them to return to Yin Division, admits mistakes, or has the opportunity to be reinstated, redeems oneself through good works.” 白无常看了他一眼,也不揭穿,道:“也不算什么大祸,而今阴司太阴山交战,正是用人之际,你若是有他们的行踪,还需劝他们回阴司,认个错,或有机会官复原职,戴罪立功。” Ye Shaoyang one hear, in the heart blossoms happily: By the White Impermanence status, will not speak irresponsibly at this matter, otherwise could not cash when the time comes, to lose face. 叶少阳一听,心中乐开了花:以白无常的身份,在这种事上是绝不会乱说的,不然到时候兑现不了,岂不是丢了面子。 Can the words speaking of this, by his status, the information content of expressing be many enough. 能把话说到这份上,以他的身份,表达出的信息量已足够多了。 Ye Shaoyang thanks politely immediately, thanked seventh master, I, if found them, certainly makes them surrender, when the time comes also asked seventh master to lend a hand.” 叶少阳当即拜谢,“谢过七爷了,我要是找到他们,一定让他们去自首,到时候还请七爷多帮衬一下。” White Impermanence has not said anything, hits the lantern to leave from out of the window. 白无常没说什么,打着灯笼从窗外离开。 ......” “呼……” Old Guo lies down toward the sofa on, long exhales. 老郭往沙发上一躺,长出了一口气。 May calculate that sent off this master.” “可算把这位爷送走了。” Ye Shaoyang remembers just now matter, grasped one to hold the pillow to pound. Thanks to you my senior brother, draws me to launch unexpectedly!” 叶少阳想起方才的事,抓起一个抱枕砸了过去。“亏你还是我师兄,居然拉我下水!” Old Guo smiles, I know, he looks for me certainly is the good deed, therefore makes you share, you look, this, how he will show the rumor, making Little Azure and Little White they re-enter Yin Division.” 老郭嘿嘿一笑,“我就知道,他找我一定是好事,所以让你分享啊,你看,要不是这样,他怎么会透出口风,让小青小白他们重回阴司。” Quick do not toot one's own horn toward oneself! Afterward Zhuge Liang, who before was frightens soon wet pants!” “你快别往自己脸上贴金了!事后诸葛亮,之前是谁吓的快要尿裤子了!” Old Guo face one red, goes forward to draw Ye Shaoyang to enter the room, walks, what Kunqu opera catches up to follow close on me to record to go, strives to send to him this ghost book earlier, right, eighth master, the person of which dynasty eighth master before death is, what likes listening to?” 老郭老脸一红,上前拉叶少阳进屋,“走吧,赶紧跟我录什么昆曲去,争取早点把这鬼书给他送去,哦对,还有八爷的,八爷生前是哪个朝代的人,喜欢听什么?” How would I know, each kind records one, when he listened, likes anything, can definitely tell you.” “我哪知道,你每一类都录一段吧,等他听了,喜欢什么,肯定会来告诉你。” Old Guo also thought that this means are good. Later two people used for a half hour, recorded completely the song and drama toward two ghost books, Old Guo writes down Xie Bian and Fan Wujiu name above respectively, then burnt down. 老郭也觉得这办法不错。之后两人用了半个小时,往两只鬼书里录满了歌曲和戏曲,老郭在上面分别写下谢必安范无救的名字,然后烧掉。 Even Black and White Impermanence has the interest in my ghost book on the 1st, this thing, will certainly be all the rage entire ghost territory!” “连黑白无常都对我这鬼书一号产生兴趣,这东西,必将风靡整个鬼域!” Old Guo is confident, then tells how oneself is developing ghost book No. 2, increased what function...... 老郭信心满满,接着讲述起,自己正在如何开发“鬼书二号”,新增了什么功能…… Ye Shaoyang has no interest in listening to this, said oneself must go to Mountains and Rivers State Picture to look for the herbal medicine the matter. Old Guo expressed support. 叶少阳没兴趣听这个,说了自己要去山河社稷图里找草药的事。老郭表示支持。 little junior brother, since seventh master disclosed that this information, your time goes to the chart the world, can make Little Azure first go to Yin Division, looks for the Orange presentation, visits Mansion Lord Cui, admits mistakes, writes a review and so on. So long as Little Azure can be reinstated, others were also easy to do.” 小师弟,既然七爷透露出这个信息,你这次去图中世界,可以让小青先去阴司,找橙子引见,拜会崔府君,认个错,写个检讨之类的。只要小青能够官复原职,其余人也就好办了。” Ye Shaoyang nods slowly, can make Little Azure and Little White they return to Yin Division to serve as an official, is his concern always, after all treats in Mountains and Rivers State Picture, is not the long-term plan. 叶少阳缓缓点头,能够让小青小白他们回阴司做官,是他一直以来的心事,毕竟待在山河社稷图里,不是长久之计。 Before recording song, Guagua was sent in the chart by Ye Shaoyang the world, making him first pay a visit Celestial Master Guang Zong, explained the situation, oneself see again/goodbye to him, can omit saliva. 在录歌之前,瓜瓜就被叶少阳打发去了图中世界,让他先去拜见广宗天师,说明情况,自己再见到他,就可以省去一番口水。
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