SHMS :: Volume #12

#1155: Emotion expert Old Guo 2


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Ye Shaoyang gives the thumbs-up to Old Guo. 叶少阳老郭竖起大拇指。 Senior Brother Guo, I proceed from the bottom of one's heart, admires full of admiration to you! You...... your really tm is a talent!” 郭师兄,我发自肺腑的,对你佩服得五体投地!你……你真tm是人才!” Little Yu/fish is covering mouth, endures to continue handsome. 小鱼捂着嘴,忍俊不止。 Old Guo refers to the door that just closed behind, gave a keeping silent hand signal, then makes obeisance to two people, asking them do not speak at a venture. 老郭指了指身后刚关上的房门,做了个噤声的手势,然后对二人打拱,求他们不要乱说话。 Ye Shaoyang lowers the sound: I only asked that your, how do you discover the sister-in-law in you behind?” 叶少阳压低声音:“我只问你一句,你是怎么发现大嫂在你身后的?” Old Guo smiles, referred to the eyeball of oneself. „The inverted image of your eyeballs seeing.” 老郭嘿嘿一笑,指了指自己的眼珠子。“从你们眼珠子里看到的倒影。” Ye Shaoyang and Little Yu/fish look at each other to look, is really shocks unable to speak. 叶少阳小鱼相视看去,真是震惊到说不出话来。 Ye Shaoyang with a smile, thinks of oneself, immediately cannot smile. 叶少阳笑着笑着,又想到自己,立刻又笑不出来了。 Old Guo looks at his appearance, said: Do not be worried, I did not give you to analyze, actually Lengyu was annoyed for a while, she waited for you to explain.” 老郭看他的样子,说道:“你别担心了,我不是给你分析了吗,其实冷玉只是一时恼火,她是等着你去解释的。” Ye Shaoyang nods saying: I know, so long as I can explain clearly, can dispel the misunderstanding. She waited is so long, I have not gone......, moreover she went was Mt. Emei, what to do if she really did become monk?” 叶少阳点点头道:“我知道,只要我能解释清楚,是可以消除误会的。只是她等了这么久,我都没去……而且她去的又是峨眉山,万一她真出家了怎么办?” Old Guo flexure the back of the head, the person was easy to impulse in a blaze of passion, Rui Lengyu becomes monk angrily, has possibly, suddenly does not know should say anything. 老郭挠了挠后脑勺,人在盛怒之下容易冲动,芮冷玉一气之下出家,也不是没有可能,一时间也不知道该说什么。 Little Yu/fish met one at this time: Became monk, can return to secular life. Did not get married, returning to secular life was not like the average person.” 小鱼这时接了一句:“出家了,还是可以还俗的呀。又不是出嫁了,还俗了还不是跟普通人一样。” Ye Shaoyang shakes the head, where is I for this. You do not know, these monk nuns, can flicker specially, anything spatial is the color. Lengyu is wandering practitioner, there is no belief, if really believed Buddha, four elements are merely illusions anything, that to trouble.” 叶少阳摇摇头,“哪里是我为了这个。你不知道,那些和尚尼姑的,特别能忽悠,什么空即是色的。冷玉散修,没什么信仰,万一真信了佛,四大皆空什么的,那可就麻烦了。” Little Yu/fish is startled, said: „Is this insufficient actually?” 小鱼怔住,道:“这倒是不至于吧?” Very as. Before delivered her Five Treasures Golden Lotus Lin You saying that she had fate with Buddha...... I am worried about this, must accompany her to go to Mt. Emei together, without thinking has not formed a line, had/left this matter......” “很至于。之前送她五宝金莲林攸说过,她有佛缘……我就是担心这个,才要陪她一起去峨眉山的,没想到还没成行,就出了这件事……” Suddenly, he thinks, Next Life Source rouge skeleton illusion, what said is the Southern Sea Guanyin story, is came from the Buddhist...... 猛然间,他又想到,“来生源”中“红粉骷髅”的幻象,说的是南海观世音的故事,也是源自佛家…… Is Rui Lengyu really predestined friends with Buddha? 难道芮冷玉真的与佛有缘? Ye Shaoyang felt that the heart of oneself is little is drawing tight. 叶少阳感到自己的心一点点在抽紧。 Little Yu/fish you sleep, I accompany your little master uncle to relax.” 小鱼你去睡觉吧,我陪你小师叔去散散心。” Old Guo sends Little Yu/fish, bringing Ye Shaoyang to go downstairs, had/left the community, not far away was a moat, the middle had an Eyot Park. 老郭小鱼打发走,带着叶少阳下楼,出了小区,不远处是一条护城河,中间有个河心岛公园。 Near the Old Guo way 24 hours of business supermarket bought some packed in bags phoenix claw, the duck necks and drunkard peanut, bought raised the beer, went to the park. 老郭去路边24小时营业超市买了一些袋装的凤爪、鸭脖、酒鬼花生,又买了一提啤酒,来到公园里。 The greater part of the night, in the park is a person does not have, does not have the lamp, the water spray is black, seems like some cautious people. 大半夜的,公园里是一个人都没有,也没有灯,水浪都是黑的,看上去有些慎人。 If the average people come to this place, but also somewhat feared. 一般人要是来这种地方,还真有点怕。 Ye Shaoyang and Old Guo, naturally cannot fear the ghost, is placed food and liquor on the table pavilions, opens the beer to drink, for a long time has not talked. 叶少阳老郭,自然不会怕鬼,把食物和酒摆在凉亭中间的餐桌上,打开啤酒喝起来,很长时间没有交谈。 Suddenly, a person's shadow hangs upside down from the top of the head pavilion roof panel, is Guagua. 突然,一个人影从头顶上空的凉亭顶盖上倒悬下来,是瓜瓜 Comes out from the hospital, he is missing immediately: He some friends in Shicheng also some evil thing, is the human and animals renovates the ghost monster harmlessly, just like human, does not see long time, must gather. 从医院出来,他立刻就失踪了:他在石城也有一些邪物方面的朋友,都是人畜无害的整修鬼妖,跟人类一样,多日不见,也要聚聚。 Guagua went out with them hi a meeting, following the soul crystal aura, found Ye Shaoyang, looked at the surrounding environment, wondered: 瓜瓜出去跟他们嗨了一会,循着魂晶的气息,找到叶少阳,看了看周围的环境,不由纳闷起来: Eldest child, Old Guo, your greater part of the night comes to here to do?” “老大,郭老,你们大半夜的来这里干什么?” Without your matter, do not come to disturb.” Ye Shaoyang said. “没你的事,别来捣乱。”叶少阳说道。 Guagua spits the tongue, took a stroll to the nearby. 瓜瓜吐了吐舌头,到附近溜达去了。 The fellow apprentices two people ate and drank silently a meeting, Old Guo said suddenly: little junior brother, I have wanted to ask you, are you to Lengyu, the sincerity?” 师兄弟二人默默吃喝了一会,老郭突然说道:“小师弟,我一直想问你啊,你对冷玉,是不是真心的?” Ye Shaoyang stares, said: Your this rubbish.” 叶少阳一愣,说道:“你这不废话吗。” Old Guo said with a smile: You to Officer Xie, Young Lady Zhou, other younger sister I have not said.” 老郭笑道:“那你对谢警官,还有周小姐呢,别的妹子我就不说了。” The movement that Ye Shaoyang drinks stiffens, said: No one has always asked my question.” 叶少阳喝酒的动作僵住,道:“从来没人问过我这问题。” Waited for a meeting, Ye Shaoyang saying: Expert, told me, if a person liked two people, even did three people, under hit very much?” 等了一会,叶少阳说道:“专家,告诉我,如果一个人喜欢两个人,甚至三个人,是不是很欠打?” Under hits very much, but as can be appreciated.” Old Guo really regarded the emotion expert oneself, the earnest analysis said: „ You must say that after having object, likes on many people again, that is not definitely right, but your girlfriends do not have, this is very normal. “是很欠打,但是可以理解。”老郭真把自己当成了情感专家,认真的分析道:“你要说在有对象之后,再喜欢上很多人,那肯定不对,但是你连女朋友都没有,这很正常啊。 Likes several people, this not wrong, but you cannot each think according to is, this really under hits. ” 喜欢上几个人,这没有错,但是你不能每一个都想着据为己,这样才真的欠打。” Ye Shaoyang said: „ I never have to think after...... Little Ru is I descend the mountain , the first miss, attractive, gentle, is with good intention, any man will move to her, I must say that I do not like her, that is talks nonsense. 叶少阳道:“我从来就没这么想过……小茹是我下山之后遇到的第一个姑娘,漂亮,温柔,善解人意,任何男人都会对她动心吧,我要说我不喜欢她,那是胡扯。 Yuqing...... warm natural, although a little female man, but the innermost feelings are very actually exquisite, I...... also like her very much. 雨晴吧……热情大方,虽然有点女汉子,但是内心其实很细腻,我……也很喜欢她。 I know my very overflowing sentiment, but...... I cannot control oneself, three girls I like, what means do I have? ” 我知道我这样很滥情,但是……我也控制不住自己,三个姑娘我都喜欢,我有什么办法呢?” Old Guo said: No one blames you, three little miss personalities are completely different, but is the man long-awaited types, has also been together with you, in your words, does not move to explain that you are not a man.” 老郭道:“没人怪你,三个小姑娘性格完全不同,但都是男人梦寐以求的类型,跟你还都相处过,用你的话说,不动心说明你不是男人。” Ye Shaoyang sad sighed one: Who did not say! If I only run into among them any, I will marry without hesitation was the wife, once determines the relations, I do not move to others absolutely! But the God gives me all of a sudden three! Is this teases me to tease me to tease me?” 叶少阳悲催的叹了一声:“谁说不是呢!如果我只遇到她们中间任何一个,我都会毫不犹豫娶了做老婆,一旦确定关系,我绝对不对别人动心!可是老天爷一下子给我三个!这是逗我呢还是逗我呢还是逗我呢?” Others, that female star, your younger female cousin......” “别人呢,那个女明星,还有你那个堂妹……” Ye Shaoyang quickly beckons with the hand, except for their three, I have not moved to anybody.” 叶少阳急忙摆手,“除了她们三个,我没对任何人动心过。” Ye Shaoyang more wants more by the grief and indignation, to speak the truth with you, at first knows Zhou Jingru, I like on her, wants with her in the same place, but soon after knows Yuqing, afterward also kissed with her several times, I was confused......” 叶少阳越想越被悲愤,“跟你说实话,起初认识周静茹,我就喜欢上她,想跟她在一起,但是不久之后又认识雨晴,后来还几次跟她接吻,我就迷茫了……” Waited!” Old Guo opens the eye to visit him, among you two......” “等等等!”老郭睁大眼睛看着他,“你们两个之间……” No, kisses?” “没有,就只是接吻?” Frequently?” “经常?” Eh...... has had several times.” “额……有过几次吧。” My God, this you can bear!” Old Guo is holding the both arms, relaxes, looks toward his lower part of the body, you do have the issue?” “我的天,这你都能忍住!”老郭抱着双臂,直起腰来,朝他下身看去,“你是不是有问题?” Where you want!” Ye Shaoyang crying out, basically I by the strong kiss, or am peculiar circumstance-” “你想哪去了!”叶少阳大声抱怨,“基本上我都是被强吻,或者是特殊情况-” Kisses the feeling?” “接吻有感觉吗?” „.” Ye Shaoyang embarrassed nod. “呃。”叶少阳不好意思的点点头。 Old Guo claps the palm of the hand, that cannot, some feelings, you not have the next action, are you a man?” 老郭拍起巴掌,“那不就得了,有感觉,你都没有下一步行动,你是男人吗?” Ye Shaoyang is speechless, beckons with the hand again and again, „, we did not discuss this line. Originally chatted the emotion, how to mention the physiology......” 叶少阳无语,连连摆手,“得得,咱不讨论这个行吗。本来聊情感的,怎么说起生理了……” I then said, located with Yuqing some time, I hesitated, does not know that which good two should choose, at this time, I knew Lengyu......” “我接着说,跟雨晴处了一段时间,我就犹豫了,不知道两个该选哪个好,就在这时候,我认识冷玉了……” ( Friend urgent matter summoned, first processed, owes one chapter) (朋友急事召唤,先去处理,欠一章)
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