SHMS :: Volume #1

#11: water corpse

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„Finished? Was the ghost received by you?” Broadcasts the Little Ma tense sound. “结束了？那鬼被你收了？”身后传来小马紧张的声音。 „Does not make you not want.” “不是让你不要下来吗。” „Hehe, I save this younger sister.” Little Ma walks, wants to support by the arm the young girl, suddenly lived, dumbfounded looks at the young girl spring scenery , the nosebleed is flowing quickly. “嘿嘿,我来救这妹子。”小马走过来,本想搀扶少女,突然顿住了,目瞪口呆的望着少女身上的春色,鼻血快流下来。 Ye Shaoyang puts out a hand to take off the leather belt from the branch, gives Little Ma, „helps her wear the pants quickly.” 叶少阳伸手从树枝上摘下皮带,递给小马,“快帮她穿好裤子。” „I?” The Little Ma complexion is red, is suspending both hands, „is not good, I do not know her, this is inappropriate, will be regarded the sexual harasser.” “我？”小马脸色通红,摆着双手,“不行不行,我不认识她,这样不合适,会被当成色狼的。” Ye Shaoyang disdains the said/tunnel: „You are not a sexual harasser, such good opportunity is placed in the front, how to dare on?” 叶少阳不屑地道:“你不就是色狼吗,这么好的机会摆在面前,怎么不敢上了？” Little Ma said with a smile gruffly: „My color, is the color of gentleman, now others stupor, I do not dare to act unreasonably. You come, is quick, otherwise this younger sister wakes up to discover that the pants have not put on, we are hard to explain.” 小马憨笑道:“我的色,是君子的色,现在人家昏迷,我可不敢乱来。还是你来吧,要快,不然这妹子醒来发现裤子没穿,我们可是有口难辩啊。” Ye Shaoyang flexure scratched the head, for: „Good, my honorable gentleman pushes someone take on a difficult job one time, but she woke up, your boy do not tell her is I to the pants that she wears.” 叶少阳挠了挠头,为难道:“好吧,我这个正人君子就勉为其难一次,不过等她醒来,你小子可别告诉她是我给她穿的裤子。” „Why did not say, if others are moved, wants to pledge yourself?” “为什么不说,万一人家一感动,想要以身相许呢？” Ye Shaoyang holds to sit the young girl, gives her the shorts to put on the leather belt, the finger bumps into the soft meat on her waist unavoidably, in addition is away from is too near, the vision falls in the young girl proud twin peaks unavoidably, the air of breath was on her the light fragrance, Ye Shaoyang almost cannot withstand. 叶少阳把少女扶着坐起来,给她短裤穿上皮带,手指难免碰到她腰上的软肉,再加上距离太近,目光难免落在少女傲人的双峰上,呼吸的空气都是她身上淡淡的香味,叶少阳差一点就顶不住了。 The help/gang young girl of being thrown into confusion wore the pants, Ye Shaoyang drew Mind Concentrating Talisman, pasted on the young girl, making Little Ma hug her one side, under the function of Mind Concentrating Talisman, the young girl woke up quickly, discovered oneself in arms of strange man, moreover man also long was so dreadful, immediately lost one's voice to scream, to the arm of Little Ma is being one. 手忙脚乱的帮少女穿好裤子,叶少阳画了张凝神符,贴在少女身上,让小马把她抱到一边去,在凝神符的作用下,少女很快醒来,发现自己在一个陌生男人的怀里,而且那男人还长的那么猥琐,顿时失声尖叫起来,对着小马的手臂就是一口。 „Aiyu! The great-aunt loosens, you misunderstood, we are rescue your!” “哎呦！姑奶奶松开,你误会了,我们是来救你的！” Is good because of the young girl also a little stupor beforehand memory, knows that oneself did not tie up, this loosen opened the mouth, listening to Little Ma to explain for quite a while, yes what's the matter, the expression somewhat was slow, looks to stand with the half believing and half doubting vision in nearby Ye Shaoyang. 好在少女还有点昏迷之前的记忆,知道自己不是被人绑来的,这才松开嘴,听小马解释了半天,才明白怎么回事,表情有些迟钝,用将信将疑的目光看着站在一旁的叶少阳。 „He said...... real, was you saved me? In this world really has ghost?” “他说的……是真的,是你救了我？这世上真的有鬼？” Ye Shaoyang did not answer, squatted before that beach stagnant water, static is looking. Obviously is the stagnant water, at this time actually rocks slightly, can see the wave unceasingly turns. 叶少阳不答,蹲在那滩死水前,静静的望着。明明是死水,此时却是微微晃动,能看见有水波不断的翻上来。 „What do you look at this beach water drying?” Little Ma was nipped one, does not dare with the young girl to stay together again, curious walks, studies the Ye Shaoyang appearance, extends the neck to take a look toward the water. “你看这滩水干什么？”小马被咬了一口,不敢再跟少女呆在一起,好奇的走上来,也学叶少阳的样子,伸着脖子往水里瞅。 Ye Shaoyang put out a hand to stick water, placed the mouth to taste, the brow wrinkled. 叶少阳伸手粘了一点水,放在嘴里尝了尝,眉头皱起来。 „Were you thirsty insane?” Little Ma said that „you, if thirsty said, I go to buy the water for you, is not worthwhile drinks this water!” “你是渴疯了吗？”小马道,“你要是渴了就说,我去给你买水,也犯不着喝这水呀！” Ye Shaoyang pays no attention to him, said: „This inside has water corpse, ghostess over a hundred years of cultivation base, was absorbed by it, therefore is so weak.” 叶少阳不理他,道:“这里面有水尸,女鬼上百年的修为,都被它吸收了,所以才那么虚弱。” „What is water corpse?” Little Ma asked curiously, finally seems like to him the straightforwardest reply, big hand, from water fierce extends, holds his hair, entrains downward. “水尸是什么？”小马好奇地问,结果像是为了给他最直白的回答,一只大手,从水里猛的伸出来,一把抓住他的头发,向下拽去。 The Little Ma plump falls into the water, is pedalling two legs like the frog, must sink shortly under water, Ye Shaoyang is quick of eye and hand, settles on the position, a sword pricks in the water, that thing drops immediately, then Ye Shaoyang makes an effort to entrain Little Ma. 小马扑通一声跌进水里,像青蛙一样蹬着两条腿,眼看着就要沉到水底,叶少阳眼疾手快,看准位置,一剑刺入水中,那东西马上放手,然后叶少阳用力将小马拽上来。 Little Ma is frightened excessively, the expression delay, the whole body is a little trembling. Good long while recovers consciousness, hurries to crawl to the water puddle far point place, voice tremble: „What that special is anything!” 小马受惊过度,表情有点呆滞,浑身哆嗦着。好半天才缓过来,赶紧爬到离水洼远一点的地方,声音发抖:“那特么的是什么！” „water corpse.” Ye Shaoyang explained: „Originally is one is drown to death the corpse in water, took possession by the ghost, the body will only corrupt to the certain extent, the blood turns into corpse poison, is similar to zombie. Because soaks for a long time in the water, the body is very smelly.” “水尸。”叶少阳解释起来:“本来就是一具被淹死在水里的尸体,被鬼魂附体,身体只会腐烂到一定程度,血液化成尸毒,跟僵尸差不多。由于长期泡在水中,身上很臭。” „What thing my my I just touched under probably, soft, is that thing?” “我我我刚在下面好像摸到了什么东西,软软的,是那东西吗？” Little Ma recalled that also a little lingering fear, put out a hand to wipe sewage on face, smelly spat quickly, felt on to have the thing, lowered the head looks, hand inside dirty one group, thinks at first sight was the silt deadwood, carefully looked, was actually one group of hashed meat and hair, in the ozone, seemed also smell of woman, immediately frightened scared shitless, in flung to switch hands the thing, repeatedly made an effort on the lawn wiped. In the mouth exudes the cry of collapse: „I am not good, I must hurry to take a bath!” 小马回想起来还有点后怕,伸手抹了一把脸上的脏水,臭的快吐出来,感到手上有东西,低头一看,手里头乌七八糟的一团,乍一看还以为是淤泥枯枝,仔细一看,却是一团碎肉和头发,臭气之中,好似还有一丝女人的气味,顿时吓得屁滚尿流,甩掉手里的东西,在草地上反复使劲的抹起来。口中发出崩溃的叫声:“我不行了,我要赶紧回去洗澡！” Ye Shaoyang pulls out to do from the waistband, walks, wants to help him process the wound, smells his stink, immediately presses firmly between the fingers the nose, doing loses to him, „oneself scratches on the neck, so as to avoid being infected by corpse poison.” 叶少阳从腰带里掏出一把干艾叶,走过去,本想帮他处理伤口,闻到他身上的臭味,立刻捏住鼻子,把干艾叶丢给他,“自己在脖子上擦擦,免得被尸毒感染。” The one who removes corpse poison to be best is the glutinous rice, in no situation, can use. 去除尸毒最好的是糯米,没有的情况下,艾叶也能用。 Little Ma is startled, could not attend to scratching the hand, held to do, by water corpse has grasped the place is cleaned toward the neck on, sends out the sound that incited, the white smoke braves, sore said. 小马一怔,也顾不上擦手了,捧起干艾叶,往脖子上被水尸抓过的地方擦拭起来,发出滋滋的声音,白烟冒起,疼的嗷嗷直叫。 „Real Nyima's unluckiness, unlucky! I said that do not come, you must come, added that the piece of cake......” Little Ma was saying to be saying having tears streaming down the face. “真尼玛的晦气,晦气！我说不要来,你非要来,还说小菜一碟……”小马说着说着泪流满面。 Ye Shaoyang looks at a distressed appearance of his contamination, shaking the head of sympathy. 叶少阳看着他一身污秽的狼狈模样,同情的摇了摇头。 The younger sister who before was rescued also went down the mound of earth at this time, some expression delay looks at Ye Shaoyang, before had scene, she was a little unacceptable, to say nervous: „Here is really haunted, now what to do?” 之前获救的妹子这时也走下土丘,表情有些呆滞的看着叶少阳,之前发生的一幕,她还有点不能接受,紧张兮兮地说道:“这里真的闹鬼呀,现在怎么办？” „Came up Lane water corpse, massacres is OK.” Ye Shaoyang spoke thoughtlessly to reply, tone casual seemed like this is only the minor matter that can complete conveniently. “把水尸上来,杀掉就可以了。”叶少阳随口答道,语气随便的就好像这只是一件随手就能办成的小事。 The young girls gawked a meeting, said: „It in the water, what to do you, do not jump to catch it?” 少女愣了一会,道:“它不是在水里吗,你要怎么办,跳下去抓它？” Ye Shaoyang flips the supercilious look, the water is so smelly, stupid cunt gets down, has turned the head, face villainous smile is looking at Little Ma, „this honorable task gave you, got down to direct water corpse.” 叶少阳翻了翻白眼,水那么臭,傻比才下去,转过头,一脸奸笑的望着小马,“这光荣任务交给你了,下去把水尸引上来。” „I?” The Little Ma eyeglasses stare the bronze bell to be big, beckons with the hand crazily, „cannot go, I magic art, will not get down also insufficiently it to eat, kills me not to go!” “我？”小马眼镜瞪得铜铃大,疯狂摆手,“不去不去,我又不会法术,下去还不够它吃的,打死我都不去！” Ye Shaoyang said: „I had the means it unable to harm you, so long as made him hold you......” 叶少阳道:“我有办法它害不了你,只要让他抓住你……” „I am not dry, the water is so smelly, kills me not to get down!” “我不干,水这么臭,打死我也不下去！” „Especially, this gains awareness of Inner Virtue, Inner Virtue gained, the next generation you will could the reincarnation work as the thin person.” “特么的,这是赚阴德的知道吗,阴德赚多了,下辈子你说不定能投胎当瘦子。” „I, when eight lifetime fat people do not get down!” The Little Ma righteousness expression, remains unmoved, „said is so of pleasant to hear, how your oneself does not get down!” “我当八辈子胖子也不下去！”小马义正言辞,不为所动,“说的这么好听,你自己怎么不下去！” Ye Shaoyang is speechless, although this dead fatty intelligence quotient is low, but does not have to stupidly toward fiery pit- is not right, is situation that inside the puddle jumps, without the means that has to sacrifice a cost, sighed, turns on the backpack, took out one package of realgars, loved dearly sprinkled in the water puddle completely. 叶少阳无语,这死胖子智商虽然低,但没傻到往火坑-不对,是水坑里跳的地步,没办法,只好牺牲点成本了,叹了口气,打开背包,取出一包雄黄,心疼的全部洒在了水洼里。 „What is that?” Little Ma stares the big eye to ask. “那是什么？”小马瞪大眼睛问。 „Realgar, a medicinal herb, can expel evil spirits to exorcise evil spirits.” “雄黄,一种药材,能驱鬼辟邪。” Is Little Ma suddenly, „Fahai feeds that realgar that in realgar wine Bai Suzhen drinks, drank changed the snake.” 小马恍然,“是不是法海喂白素贞喝的雄黄酒里的那个雄黄,喝了就变蛇了。” „That is Xu Xian, is not Fahai.” The young girls reminded, looked to Ye Shaoyang, „present what to do?” “那是许仙,不是法海。”少女提醒道,看向叶少阳,“现在怎么办？” Ye Shaoyang hands on hips, stands near the water puddle, „, water corpse one will unable to shoulder oneself to come up.” 叶少阳双手叉腰,站在水洼边,“等吧,水尸一会扛不住自己会上来的。” Little Ma and that young girl heard water corpse will come ashore, quickly retroceded more than ten steps, Little Ma remembered anything suddenly, got angry: „Can make him come up simply, why do you make me get down?” 小马和那少女一听说水尸会上岸,急忙后退了十几步,小马突然想起什么,怒道:“这么简单就能引他上来,你干嘛让我下去？” Ye Shaoyang flips the supercilious look, „realgar is so expensive, I do not want to save a money.” 叶少阳翻了翻白眼,“雄黄那么贵,我不是想省点钱吗。” „, My might as well one package of realgars?” “靠啊,我还不如一包雄黄？” „Realgar can exorcise evil spirits, can you exorcise evil spirits?” “雄黄能辟邪,你能辟邪？” The young girls throw smile, „his long can exorcise evil spirits.” 少女扑哧一笑,“他长的能辟邪。” A Little Ma heavy line, two lines of clear tears. 小马一头黑线,两行清泪。
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