Rui Lengyuwalked, no onedrives, Ye ShaoyangtelephonestoOld Guo, makinghimdriveto meetoneself.芮冷玉走了,没人开车,叶少阳打电话给老郭,让他开车过来接自己。Waits forOld Guoto rush, carries offbefore the televisionGuaguaforcefully, goes downstairstogether.
等老郭赶到,强行把瓜瓜从电视机前拉走,一起下楼。Old Guois drivinghisbrokencar(riage)indownstairs.老郭开着他的破车等在楼下。
After boarding, two peopletalkedsimply.
上车之后,两人简单交谈。„Personhas laid down, nowholds the coffinautopsy, does the public cemeteryadministrative officeagree?”Ye Shaoyangsaid the question.
“人已经埋下了,现在开棺验尸,公墓管理处同意吗?”叶少阳道出疑问。„Thishasanything, the tombiswebuysin any case, from now onouroneselfwill fill and that's the end.”Old Guosaid,„saidagainIpreside over the funeral ritefrequently, is familiarwiththem, has greeted.”
“这有什么,反正墓地是我们买的,过后我们自己填好就是了。”老郭道,“再说我经常主持丧礼,跟他们都熟悉,已经打过招呼了。”Ye Shaoyangun, said: „Usestomeyourcell phone.”叶少阳嗯了一声,道:“把你手机给我用一下。”Old Guodoes not doubthim, hands over the cell phone.老郭不疑有他,把手机递过来。Ye Shaoyangputs out the oneselfcell phone, dials the Old Guonumber.叶少阳拿出自己的手机,拨打老郭的号码。
The screenshines, abovedemonstrates the electricitynote: Smallturtle.
屏幕亮起来,上面显示出来电备注:小乌龟。
It is not the smalltortoise, howwas the smallturtle? Ye Shaoyangthinks, 80%areLittle Yu/fishthought that the turtle and tortoise is a meaning......
不是小王八吗,怎么是小乌龟了?叶少阳想了一下,八成是小鱼觉得乌龟和王八是一个意思……„I said that senior brother, youare atypical.”Ye Shaoyangis swinginghiscell phone, „your note, Iwas drunk. Did Iincuryouto annoyyou?”
“我说,师兄,你这人可不地道啊。”叶少阳摇着他的手机,“你这备注,我真是醉了。我招你惹你了?”„Haha.”Old Guosmilesawkwardly. „Do not think,thisis the nickname, my daughtercalledLittle Yu/fish, youcalled the smallturtle, was lovable.”
“哈哈。”老郭尴尬一笑。“别多想,这是昵称,我女儿叫小鱼,你叫小乌龟,多可爱啊。”Ye Shaoyangthatspeechless. „Youarestill have a childlike innocence, works asthree -year-old childwithme, lovable! Iam lovable your face!”叶少阳那个无语。“你是童心未泯呢,还是拿我当三岁小孩,可爱!我可爱你一脸啊!”„Turtlealsohas the goodimplication, wassaid that yousufficedto be hard!”
“乌龟也有好的寓意嘛,是说你这人够硬!”Ye Shaoyangfaceonered, „whichhard?”叶少阳脸一红,“哪儿硬?”„Shellis hard.”
“壳硬啊。”„, That is also the turtle!”
“靠,那也是缩头乌龟!”Ye Shaoyangflips the supercilious look, takeshiscell phone, changed the note, thengiveshim. „This, cannotchangerandomly!”叶少阳翻了翻白眼,拿着他手机,改了备注,然后交给他。“就这个了,不许乱改啊!”Old Guolooked atone, pūsmiles. Ye Shaoyangchanged to„mostverymost gracefullittle junior brother” the note.老郭看了一眼,噗的一声笑出来。叶少阳把备注改成了“最酷最帅的小师弟”。
The Ye Shaoyangcell phoneresounds the promptsound of WeChat, put outto come to seeone, chattedseveral, could not bearsmile helplessly.叶少阳手机响起微信的提示音,拿出来看了一眼,聊了几句,忍不住无奈一笑。Old Guodrives, whileshot a look at a screen, sees a back of beautiful woman, the staturecurveis exquisite, shakes the head.老郭一边开车,一边瞥了一眼屏幕,看到一张美女的背影,身材曲线玲珑,不由摇头。„You were so when vulgar.”
“你什么时候这么低俗了。”„Vulgar?”Ye Shaoyangstaredhisoneeyes, „otherssend the fitnesspictureto look that tome, whichwas vulgar, yourbrainiswhatthought. Othersare the propermiss, onhigh school.”
“低俗?”叶少阳瞪了他一眼,“人家发健身照片给我看而已,哪低俗了,你满脑子都是什么思想。人家是正经姑娘,才上高中。”Old Guocurls the lip, „on the high schoolchattedto send the picturewithyou, was not the goodgirl, mores of society are declining daily.”老郭撇撇嘴,“上高中就跟你聊天发照片,不是啥好女孩,世风日下啊。”Ye Shaoyangsmilesstrangely, collects saying: „Thisabsolutelyis the goodgirl, especiallyin your mind.”叶少阳诡异一笑,凑过去说道:“这绝对是好女孩,尤其在你心目中。”Old Guostares: „Closesmyanythingmatter, Idid not know.”老郭一愣:“关我什么事,我又不认识。”„InWeChathasherpicture, showsyou.”Ye Shaoyangextends the cell phone, takes carry back, „words saying,younoticeddo not hitme.”
“微信里有她照片,给你看看。”叶少阳把手机伸过去,又拿回来,“话说,你看到可别打我。”„Ihityouto do!”Old Guois very depressed, „is notmy wifedaughter......”
“我打你干什么!”老郭很郁闷,“又不是我老婆女儿……”Received the cell phoneto look atone, was shockedat the scene, almostdrove the fence the car(riage), an extreme turndrifted, Guaguais lyingin the glasscatches a chill, was flungdirectly, rolledseveralon the ground, will not injure, crawledto pursue the car(riage)to curse.
接过手机看了一眼,当场愣住,差点把车开上防护栏,一个急转弯漂移,瓜瓜正趴在车窗上吹风,直接被甩了出去,在地上滚了几圈,也不会伤到,爬起来追着车大骂。Old Guostops the car(riage), seizes the Ye Shaoyangneck: „Motheregg, my daughter! Yourbeast!”老郭把车停好,一把掐住叶少阳脖子:“妈蛋,我女儿!你个禽兽!”Finally, althoughYe Shaoyangexplainedin every possible wayanythinghas not chatted, moreoverlast nightadded on. Old Guolooked atthreeto chat the record, finally the Little Yu/fishWeChatdeleting.
最后,尽管叶少阳百般解释什么也没聊,而且昨晚才加上。老郭还是看了三遍聊天记录,最后把小鱼的微信给删了。„Rabbithas not eatennear the nest the grass! Yourboy!”Old Guoair/Qihmph hmph.
“兔子还不吃窝边草呢!你小子!”老郭气得直哼哼。Ye Shaoyangshrugged saying: „Actually also has not chattedanything, will otherwise not looktoyou.”叶少阳摊了摊手说道:“其实又没聊什么,不然也不会给你看了。”Old Guosnort/hum, drove.老郭哼了一声,重新开车。After a while, said: „You, althoughwas bigger than several years old Little Yu/fish, actually, what a pityyoursidemiss are too fortunately many , the hearthas the subordinate, does not raise.”
过了一会,说道:“你虽然比小鱼大了几岁,其实还好,可惜你身边姑娘太多,又心有所属,就不提了。”Ye Shaoyangbeckons with the handhastily. „Hasthisthoughtsurely, Ithinkmustcallyourfather-in-law, tingles with numbnesson the whole body. Iam rather life-longdo not marry!”叶少阳连忙摆手。“千万别有这念头,我一想到要叫你岳父,就浑身发麻。我宁愿终生不娶!”„!”Old Guocursed.
“靠!”老郭大骂。Guaguafollowed on the heelsto run, becausewasin broad daylight, the roadboardedmany, Ye Shaoyangtaughthim unable before the bystanderto demonstratecultivation baseas far as possible.瓜瓜跟在后面跑了一阵,因为是大白天,路上车多,叶少阳教过他尽量不能在外人面前展示修为。Saw that the automobilemorestartsis farther, Guaguahonk the mouthmuttered: „Did not lead the baby, babyoneselfto play.”
眼看汽车越开越远,瓜瓜嘟嘴咕哝道:“不带宝宝,宝宝自己玩去了。”Said that entersin the woods in roadsidespeedily.
说完一溜烟钻进路边的树林里。Old Guostops the parking lotbeforepublic cemetery the car(riage). From the trunkwith a foldingshovel, twobigglass jarsgets out.老郭把车停在公墓前的停车场。从后备箱拿一把折叠铲,还有两个大的玻璃瓶下车。„What is this?”Ye Shaoyangasked.
“这是什么?”叶少阳问道。„Onebottle of vinegars, onebottle of spirits.”
“一瓶醋,一瓶酒精。”„Whywith?”
“干啥用的?”„Went toyouto know.”
“去了你就知道了。”Old Guofirstto the office of public cemeteryadministrative office, notifies the staff, thenarrives at the Tan XiaohuigravebeforeYe Shaoyangtogether.老郭先到公墓管理处的办公室,跟工作人员打了个招呼,然后跟叶少阳一起来到覃小慧的墓前。
The nearbyhas the whole familyto burn57, onegroup of peoplecries. Two peopleare stayingbefore the Tan Xiaohuigrave, watches the funeral rite.
附近有一家人在烧五七,一群人哭哭啼啼。两人就在覃小慧坟前呆着,看着丧礼进行。Old Guosighed: „Lifeis most sad, should attended family member'sfuneral rite.”老郭叹了口气道:“人生最悲伤的,应该就是参加亲人的丧礼。”Ye Shaoyangsilentflickered, said: „Whatlifeis most painful, the family memberdied, the opportunity that youattend the funeral ritedoes not have.”叶少阳沉默了一瞬,说道:“人生最痛苦的是,亲人死了,你连参加丧礼的机会都没有。”Old Guopattedhisshoulder, anythinghad not said.老郭拍了拍他的肩膀,什么也没说。Waited for a meeting, thispersonleaves, Old Guostartsto take action: Digging up a grave.
等了一会,这家人离开,老郭开始行动:掘墓。Onlymeans that confirmationTan Xiaohui that two peoplethought oflast nightas if by prior agreementwhethercomes back to life, inspectshercorpse:
两人昨晚不约而同想到的验证覃小慧是否还魂的唯一办法,就是检查她的尸身:AlthoughTan Xiaohuiis the monster, butwithhuman, even ifdied, can still come the approachthrough the corpse, examines the soulwhetherexists.覃小慧虽然是妖,但是与人类也一样,就算死去,也可以通过尸体来做法,检验魂魄是否存在。Tan XiaohuiTrue bodyExtreme North's Ice Silkworm ,did not existto cremate a saying, burieddirectly, althoughin the pasttwomonths, corpseduring the seal of cinerary casket, has not certainly meltedcompletely.覃小慧的真身-极北冰蚕,也不存在火化一说,直接下葬,虽然过去了两个月,尸体在骨灰盒的密封之中,也一定没有化尽。GenerallyLaw Masterfacingdying over sevendays the corpse, had no wayto displaySoul Searching Techniqueagain, Ye Shaoyangafter allwasCelestial Master, had the Mt. Maosecret technique, even ifdied for twomonthsandcorpsesto turn into the bone ash, stillsamecansearch for the soul.
一般法师面对死亡七天以上的尸体,就没法再施展搜魂术,叶少阳毕竟是天师,身怀茅山秘术,就算死亡两个月、尸体化成骨灰,也一样可以搜魂。In factthisSoul Searching Technique, withancient„dropboneacknowledges as relatives”has the commonprinciple.
实际上这种搜魂术,与古代的“滴骨认亲”有着共同的原理。Old Guofirstpries open the gravebrickwith the foldingshovel, belowis a grasspaper packing, aboveblockswith the concrete.老郭先用折叠铲撬开墓砖,下面是一层草纸垫着,上面用混凝土封死。Old Guocomes up the vinegarbut actually, becomesbrittle the concretecorrosion, strikeswith the ironshovel, the entireshovel, belowis a cinerary casket of gold threadphoebe zhennan.老郭把醋倒上去,将混凝土腐蚀变脆,用铁锨敲打,整块的铲起来,下面是一个金丝楠木的骨灰盒。Thiscinerary casketwasOld Guobroughtat that time, the gold threadphoebe zhennancancultivate vital energy, making the mortal body not spoiled.
这骨灰盒是老郭当时拿来的,金丝楠木可以养气,令肉身不腐。Old Guocautioustakes the cinerary casket.老郭小心翼翼的把骨灰盒拿出来。Is dipping the alcoholwith the cotton yarn, cleans the gum in cinerary casketslit, at the same timeexplainedtoYe Shaoyang,thistype of gumis notspreads, butis the gold threadphoebe zhennanafterlaying down the place, receives the moistureto be contaminated, one thing of similargumgraduallyproduces. Only thencandeletewith the alcohol.
用棉纱蘸着酒精,清洗骨灰盒缝隙上的树胶,一边给叶少阳解释,这种树胶不是涂上去的,而是金丝楠木在埋下地之后,收到湿气浸染,逐渐生成的一种类似树胶的东西。只有用酒精才能擦去。Ye Shaoyangonlyunderstandsto seize the ghostsubdue demons, the knowledgeingrave , compared with Old Guo, explodedsimplyweakly.叶少阳只懂捉鬼降妖,在墓葬方面的知识,跟老郭一比,简直弱爆了。„Ok!”
“好了!”Old Guoscratching the cinerary casket of cleangumputs the ground, turns the headto saytoYe Shaoyang: „Opened?”老郭把擦干净树胶的骨灰盒放到地上,转头对叶少阳道:“开了?”Ye Shaoyanggoes forwardto squatin front of the cinerary casket, saidsilently: „Xiaohui, youalready, but must hold the coffinautopsy, is really improper, toproveyourfeeling of being wronged, hasto do this, pleaseforgiveme.”叶少阳上前蹲在骨灰盒前面,默默说道:“小慧,你已经下地,还要开棺验尸,实在不妥,但是为了证明你的冤情,也只好这样做了,请谅解我。”
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