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#58: The enlargement incurs!( Second)


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In the Liu Li family/home is to do, Lu Shu has not paid attention, but he saw the two days to meet the Liu Li car(riage), although this poor orphan cannot call the name, but looked like the heroic spirit appearance, the license number 99999, feared that was the average person has no way to buy. 刘里家里是干什么的,吕树并没有关注过,不过他见过这两天来接刘里的车,虽然他这种穷孤儿叫不出来名字,但看起来就很豪气的样子,车牌号99999,怕是一般人没法买到的吧。 But this too in a big way has not related with Lu Shu anything, others rich are others matters. 但这都跟吕树没什么太大关系啊,人家有钱是人家的事情。 Now Liu Li his father wants to gather to select Awakener, probably is richly does not have the place to be colored to the feeling of Lu Shu, incurs several Awakener play the meaning. 现在刘里他爹想要招揽点觉醒者,给吕树的感觉就好像是“有钱没地方花,招几个觉醒者玩玩”的意思。 Some bosses did not like saying: I do not have the culture, but I hand/subordinate am the students of Qinghua Beijing University, aren't they also work to me?” 有些老板不是喜欢说:“我没文化,但我手下都是清华北大的学生啊,他们还不是得给我打工?” The analogy does not know that is appropriate, probably was this meaning. 比喻不知道恰当不恰当,大概就是这个意思了。 No matter how others think, in any case Lu Shu is very repugnant this feeling, therefore decisive choked, choking Liu Li quite a while has not responded! 不管别人怎么想,反正吕树是非常讨厌这种感觉的,所以果断就噎回去了,噎的刘里半天都没反应过来! Liu Li deeply took a breath: Lu Shu your family is difficult, this is the rare opportunity......” 刘里深吸了一口气:“吕树你家庭困难,这是难得的机会……” Lu Shu has selected the eyebrow: You are not true joy.” 吕树挑了挑眉毛:“你不是真正的快乐。” Liu Li was shocked, how many meanings, how started the embarrassed lyrics suddenly, wasn't this in May the day song? He has thought two seconds of probe asked: „Is your smiling only the protective color that you put on?” 刘里愣住了,几个意思,怎么忽然就开始尬歌词了,这不是五月天的歌么?他想了两秒钟试探问道:“你的笑只是你穿的保护色?” Lu Shu shaking the head disappointed appearance of: You are not true joy, but I am.” 吕树摇了摇头一脸失望的样子:“你不是真正的快乐,但我是。” Liu Li almost urinated at that time, you especially the mental illness, absolutely is the mental illness! 刘里当时就差点尿了,你特么神经病吧,绝对是神经病啊好吗! I discussed matter that gathered to you, you gave me the embarrassed lyrics, finally has not pressed the repertoire to play a card! 我跟你讲招揽的事,你给我尬歌词,结果还不按套路出牌! Your joyful ghost joyful, can the poor person have joyfully?! 你快乐个鬼啊快乐,穷人能有快乐吗?! You see a whose word has not gathered the embarrassed lyrics, are you a normal person? 你见过谁一言不合尬歌词的啊,你还是正常人吗? distress points from Liu Li, + 411!” “来自刘里负面情绪值,+411!” However regarding Lu Shu, the poor devil is poor, orphan but who he and Lu Xiaoyu specially is good at trying to find pleasure amidst suffering, therefore does not think the pain, instead every day happily, therefore he truly thought oneself be more joyful than Liu Li, as for embarrassed lyrics anything, the resentment person nerve blade said subconsciously, the thief is convenient! 不过对于吕树来说,穷鬼穷,但他和吕小鱼都是特别擅长苦中作乐的孤儿,所以并不觉得苦,反而每天开开心心的,所以他确实觉得自己要比刘里快乐多了,至于尬歌词什么的,怼人神经刀下意识就说出来了,贼顺手! Liu Li was black the face to walk, Jiang Shuyi buried to shake the shoulder, Lu Shu was coughing: „To smile smiles, is enduring doing.” 刘里黑着脸走了,姜束衣埋着头抖着肩膀,吕树咳了一声:“想笑就笑呗,忍着干嘛。” Hahahaha,” Jiang Shuyi could not bear, he suddenly discovered own this deskmate, different reported in the field talents really! 哈哈哈哈,”姜束衣是真的忍不住了,他忽然发现自己这位同桌,真的是在某些方面天赋异禀! However changes mind thinks, the Jiang Shuyi sincerity thought the Lu Shu mentality approves very much, for these days he also heard the matter about Lu Shu, orphan, but also is pulling a younger sister, in the morning relies on one's own effort to revive to sell to boil egg anything's keeping a family, but can also maintain the result is among the best. 不过转念一想,姜束衣真心觉得吕树的心态很赞,这几天他也听说关于吕树的事情了,孤儿,还拉扯着一个妹妹,早上自力更生去卖煮鸡蛋什么的养家糊口,还能保持成绩名列前茅。 Moreover what is most essential, even if the so difficult life, is not extreme. 而且最关键的是,即便如此艰苦的人生,却一点都不偏激。 To be honest, is not Lu Shu does not want to make the money of Liu Li, but is two reasons \; first, he does not want to cause complications \; second, he cannot have a liking for from the start. 说实话,不是吕树不想赚刘里家的这个钱,而是两个原因,一是他不想节外生枝,二是他压根就看不上。 After Liu Li goes back, Lu Shu discovered impressively had several schoolmates to encircle side this class leader, newly arrived transfer student is no exception. 刘里回去以后,吕树赫然发现已经有好几个同学都围在这位班长身边了,就连新来的转校生都不例外。 At noon finishes class, everybody goes to the cafeteria to eat meal, Lu Shu also saw that their one crowd of person facial expression stimulated sitting were discussing anything on a table, Liu Li turned the head to look at Lu Shu one, in the look has been being full of complex meaning, some slight ridicules, there is overlooking of occupying a commanding position. 中午下课,大家去食堂吃饭,吕树也看到他们一群人神情亢奋的坐在一个桌子上讨论着什么,刘里转头看了吕树一眼,眼神中充满着复杂的意味,有轻微的嘲笑,也有居高临下的俯视。 It looks like in Liu Li, he is B Rank aptitude, so long as the Dao Origin class starts cultivation cultivation technique, will be will cast off Lu Shu inevitably by far. 刘里看来,他是B级资质,只要道元班开始修行功法,必然是会把吕树远远甩开的。 Gathered Lu Shu is a time does not count the convenient action that the past animosity treats worthies and scholars with courtesy, finally by choking suspicion life of almost. 本来招揽吕树就是一次不计前嫌礼贤下士的顺手之举,结果自己被噎的差点怀疑人生。 At that moment is Liu Li only a high-school student, the city mansion of high-school student can deep? Has not written all on the face is good. 当下里刘里只是个高中生,高中生的城府能有多深?没全写在脸上就不错了。 Some people teased: What's wrong, you gather that F Rank aptitude Lu Shu, hasn't succeeded?” 有人调侃:“怎么,你去招揽那个F级资质吕树,没有成功?” Liu Li smiled: Has him not to have him to be the same.” 刘里笑了笑:“有他没他都一样。” Lu Shu is quite actually calm, his deep inspiration of pulls out own lunch box, today's lunch is quite special, all for distress points, everybody do not blame me...... 吕树倒是比较淡定,他深深的吸了一口气才掏出自己的饭盒,今天的午餐还是比较特殊的,一切都为了负面情绪值啊,大家不要怪我…… When Lu Shu opens that moment of lunch box, in the cafeteria the surrounding area 50 meters centered on Lu Shu has hiked up the stinky tofu flavor/smell immediately...... 吕树打开饭盒的那一刻,食堂内以吕树为中心的方圆50米顿时飘起了臭豆腐的味道…… Liu Li and the others are merry, finally realized flavor/smell that this suffocates...... 刘里等人正有说有笑呢,结果就察觉到这窒息的味道…… fuck, any thing!” Some people carried the lunch box to run far. 卧槽,什么玩意!”有人端着饭盒就跑远了。 Everybody changes instigator Lu Shu the vision, the flavor/smell flutters from that side, Lu Shu reveals the white tooth to say with a smile: secret makes stinky tofu, oneself do, is pleasantly surprised?” 大家把目光转向始作俑者吕树,味道就是从那边飘过来的啊,吕树露出洁白的牙齿笑道:“秘制臭豆腐,自己做的,惊喜不惊喜?” distress points from Liu Li......” “来自刘里负面情绪值……” distress points from Yuan Lingqi......” “来自袁领起负面情绪值……” Who can think that Lu Shu has put one big move unexpectedly suddenly, instant kill one group of people! 谁能想到吕树竟骤然间放了一个大招出来,秒杀了一堆人! A wave of income made Lu Shu distress points arrive at 18000 directly, work together, can lighten Seventh Star, does not delay will continue to sell stinky tofu tomorrow! Perfect! 一波收入直接让吕树负面情绪值到达了18000大关,齐活了,又能点亮第七颗星辰,又不耽误明天继续卖臭豆腐!完美! In the morning Lu Shu thinks own distress points is a little insufficient, therefore simply remained has selected stinky tofu to eat at noon, the large surface area destructive weapons used in the cafeteria, the effect really a little exploded. 早上吕树想到自己负面情绪值还有点不够,所以就干脆留了点臭豆腐中午吃,大面积杀伤性武器用在食堂里,效果果然有点爆炸。 Actually curses at people directly can also increase distress points, but Lu Shu thought that does this is really a little mean, socialism five good youth healthy, studious, and helpful student competent that matters? Cannot! 其实直接骂人也可以增加负面情绪值,但吕树觉得这样做真是有点下作,社会主义五好青年三好学生能干那种事情吗?不能够啊! He has also thought can ride on the public transportation to eat stinky tofu, at that time a person of car(riage) wants to run cannot be inescapable, proper income broken ten thousand, but such was too wicked. 他也想过自己可以坐公交车上吃臭豆腐,那时候一车的人想跑都跑不了,妥妥的收入破万,可那样太缺德了。 Lu Shu has not cared about the universal moral outlook on society, but is respects oneself innermost feelings the criterion. 吕树没有在意社会上的普世道德观,而是尊重自己内心的准绳。 In comparison, is disgusting one these everybody mutually not too cross-eye schoolmate, a Lu Shu psychological burden did not have on the contrary. 相比之下,反倒是恶心一下这些本来大家就互相不太对眼的同学,吕树一点心理负担都没有。 Everything is fastidious about the regard to be smooth, no matter how others think, Lu Shu pursues itself to have a clear conscience. 凡事都讲究个自己心意顺畅,甭管别人怎么想,吕树追求自己问心无愧而已。 Saw that Lu Shu eats stinky tofu stance that to call one leisurely, nearby person simply directly served meal to leave, the ghost knows when this goods can eat?! 眼瞅着吕树臭豆腐的姿态那叫一个慢条斯理,旁边的人干脆直接端饭走人了,鬼知道这货能吃到什么时候?! However when everybody evades it is inferior, Jiang Shuyi carries the meal to sit cross-legged the Lu Shu opposite: I like eating stinky tofu, do we trade?” 然而就在大家都避之不及的时候,姜束衣端着餐盘坐到了吕树对面:“我喜欢吃臭豆腐,咱俩换换?” Lu Shu subconscious took a look at an income record, truly does not have Jiang Shuyi distress points to deposit, his suck in a breath of cold air, this goods like eating stinky tofu. 吕树下意识的就瞅了一眼收入记录,确实没有姜束衣负面情绪值入账,他倒吸一口冷气,这货是真的喜欢吃臭豆腐啊。 To,” Lu Shu pushes remaining half stinky tofu to Jiang Shuyi, Jiang Shuyi pushes the food that just hit to Lu Shu. “给,”吕树把剩下的半份臭豆腐推给姜束衣,姜束衣则把刚打的饭推给吕树 These days Jiang Shuyi is quite dazzling existence \; first, face|color Zhiji is high, many male students at his noisy fualt meeting \; second, everybody present knows, Jiang Shuyi is also rare B Rank aptitude, later has boundless prospects absolutely. 这段时间姜束衣是一个比较耀眼的存在,一是颜值极高,不少男生都在他那闹过误会,二是大家现在都知道,姜束衣也是稀有的B级资质,以后绝对前途无量。 According to the Jiang Shuyi beforehand alumnus, the Jiang Shuyi family condition is extremely good, but concrete some good unclear. 姜束衣以前的校友说,姜束衣家庭条件极好,不过具体有多好就不清楚了。 This a series of factors have accomplished somewhat aloof status of Jiang Shuyi among the schoolmates, now dazzling existence sat that to be denounced side for a long time Lu Shu. 这一系列因素造就了姜束衣在同学间有些超然的地位,现在一个耀眼的存在坐到了那个被人诟病已久的吕树身边。 Everybody sees thinks irritable, when did this they gather together? 大家怎么看怎么觉得别扭,这俩人什么时候凑到一起去了? To be honest, Lu Shu also a little wonders...... 说实话,吕树也有点纳闷……
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