Lu Shu and Chen Zu'an two people walk pick, Lu Shu raises the jars of two plastic bags, Chen Zu'an is carrying a stone of gunnysack...... 吕树和陈祖安两个人一路走一路捡,吕树提着俩塑料袋的瓶子,陈祖安扛着一麻袋的石头…… The plastic bag picks, the gunnysack is also, in the gunnysack also writes the fuzzy xx feed several characters, the ghost knows that which this type of thing comes...... 塑料袋是捡的,麻袋也是,麻袋上还写着模糊的xx饲料几个字,鬼知道这种东西哪来的…… „Which do we want to go?” The Chen Zu'an curious say/way, falling down from weariness is not tired, stared with the strange vision by the passer- is being a little strange. “咱要去哪啊？”陈祖安好奇道,累倒是不累,就是被路人用奇怪的目光盯着有点诡异。 To be honest Chen Zu'an truly has not had any too big pain from infancy to maturity, although basically in the family/home does not have is being used to specially, but is always stronger than the average person were too many, in the family/home has the maid, anything does not need to do exactly. 说实话陈祖安从小到大确实没吃过什么太大的苦,基本上虽然家里没特别惯着,但总比一般人强的太多了,家里都有保姆,什么活都不用干的。 Now just stood has worked to return to the capital, not to have the show off two days to start to pick the jar to pick the stone, compels painstakingly! 现在自己刚立了打工回京都,还没嘚瑟两天呢就开始捡瓶子捡石头了,苦逼啊！ What blood mildew was own this but actually?! 自己这是倒了什么血霉？！ Saw that in the circle famous Xu Wenxin had an interest to Lu Shu probably, Chen Zu'an thought the happiness remaining Du Xuemei options of own second half lifetime, he has not thought only others Du Xuemei was glad...... 眼瞅着圈子里有名的徐温馨好像对吕树产生了那么点兴趣,陈祖安觉得自己后半辈子的幸福也只剩下杜血梅一个选项了,他也没想过人家杜血梅乐不乐意…… Du Xuemei is another legendary girl in circle, the place of this legend looks like Xu Wenxin that martial idiot not actually, daily finds the person to fight, but is the opposite party shocking talent and skill. This Du Xuemei does not even have Xu Wenxin to be attractive, but has the makings very much. 杜血梅是圈子里的另外一位传奇女孩,这传奇之处倒不是像徐温馨那么武痴,天天找人打架,而是对方惊艳的才艺。这个杜血梅甚至没有徐温馨好看,只是很有气质而已。 „Looks for the person current capacity big place iron gate, do I look not in the place iron gate that others earn living?” Lu Shu natural saying. “找个人流量大的地铁口,我看人家卖艺的不都在地铁口吗？”吕树理所当然的说道。 „Earns living?!” Chen Zu'an has gawked: „What skill sells?” “卖艺？！”陈祖安愣了一下:“卖什么艺？” At this time just arrived at a place iron gate, Lu Shu takes the lead in going down the staircase with a handrail: „Other squabble!” 这时候刚好走到一个地铁口,吕树带头走下了扶梯:“别墨迹！” In the ordinary circumstances the subway passes the mileage not to forbid to earn living, everybody is also quite friendly to this matter, but goes begging is not good, the subway does not allow to go begging has to clearly stipulate. 一般情况下地铁通道里是不禁止卖艺的,大家对这种事情也都比较友好,但乞讨就不行了,地铁不允许乞讨是有明文规定的。 Lu Shu also looks down upon that profession, yes, goes begging now turned into one type to complain of grievances sells the miserable profession. 吕树也看不起那种行业,是的,现在乞讨已经变成了一种喊苦卖惨的行业了。 Before although was poor, but Lu Shu meets old man old woman went begging will pull out a pocket money, after all the opposite party did not have what labor force. 以前虽然穷,但吕树遇到老头老太太乞讨的时候还是会掏出点零钱,毕竟对方已经没有什么劳动力了。 But below the middle age, Lu Shu will not always bestow, even if the one cent, to be honest, they go to the welfare activity to fold the box also to support oneself. 但中年以下的,吕树从来都不会施舍哪怕一分钱,说实话,他们就算是去福利机构叠盒子也是能养活自己的。 At this time has not gone down the staircase, Lu Shu and Chen Zu'an hears a hoarse singing sound to pass from the subway channel, as if some people are holding the guitar to play an instrument and sing in a soft voice. 此时还没走下楼梯,吕树和陈祖安就听到一阵沙哑的歌声从地铁通道传上来,似乎有人在抱着吉他轻声弹唱。 They get down to look, the middle-aged person holds the guitar to sit in the subway passes the mileage persuasively was singing: „Outside world is very splendid, outside world is very helpless, when you thought that outside world is very helpless, I also here patient is waiting for you......” 他俩下去一看,正有一个中年人抱着吉他坐在地铁通道里婉转的唱着:“外面的世界很精彩,外面的世界很无奈,当你觉得外面的世界很无奈,我还在这里耐心的等着你……” „Of pleasant to hear,” Chen Zu'an said. “好听啊,”陈祖安赞道。 „Un, is of pleasant to hear,” Lu Shu took a look in front of a middle-aged man the money in guitar box, were many, explained that this place iron gate crowd quality, is willing to take out money. “嗯,是好听,”吕树瞅了一眼中年男人面前吉他盒子里的钱,不少了,说明这个地铁口的人群质量还可以,愿意掏钱。 Lu Shu control is called market survey, naturally also has middle-aged man the situation of toward inside throwing money, since like this others have seen in the box rich, will have an inertia to urge some people to take out money. 吕树管这个叫做市场调查,当然也有中年男人自己往里面扔钱的这种情况,这样以来别人见盒子里有钱,就会有种惯性促使一些人掏钱出来。 Lu Shu and Chen Zu'an were quite awkward...... Stony broke...... 吕树和陈祖安就比较尴尬了……身无分文…… „Was good, starts!” Lu Shu deep took a breath to say. “行了,开始吧！”吕树深深的吸了一口气说道。 Chen Zu'an suddenly has an unclear premonition...... 陈祖安忽然有种不详的预感…… ...... …… In subway crowded, at this time already to evening, the traffic in subway slowly big. 地铁里人来人往,此时已经到了晚上,地铁里的人流量慢慢的大了起来。 Moistness that the middle-aged man who subway sang dressed up, but a little that type of ten years ago the feeling of Hong Kong , Taiwan tide, opposite party wind light cloud Dan was singing: „Before for a long time is very very long, you have me, I have you......” 地铁里唱歌的中年男人打扮的很潮,不过有点那种十年前的港台潮的感觉,对方风轻云淡的唱着:“在很久很久以前,你拥有我,我拥有你……” He saw Lu Shu and Chen Zu'an come time frowned, saw that Lu Shu and Chen Zu'an started to put the thing by her, could not bear say: „This is the place that I occupy first, on the side of you.” 他见到吕树和陈祖安过来的时候皱起眉头,眼瞅着吕树和陈祖安在她旁边开始放东西了,忍不住说道:“这是我先占的地方,你们一边去。” Lu Shu has gawked, actually both sides are away from are very far, at least about 10 meters, said the digit not in a big way, but was quite actually far. 吕树愣了一下,其实双方距离还很远呢,起码有10米左右,说起来数字没多大,但其实已经比较远了。 He is thinking both sides do not delay anyone, gains respectively various, they gained to the first start fund walked, the result has not thought that the opposite party looked like very temperate, the speech so was impolite. 他想着双方谁也不耽误谁,各赚各的,他们赚到第一笔启动资金就走了,结果没想到对方看起来挺温和,说话却这么不客气。 With whom? Is the subway your family? Really person not facial expression, but also thinks very reasonable person, before Lu Shu , was worried that can affect the opposite party, therefore desirably maintained very big distance, the result has not thought that has this condition. 跟谁俩呢？地铁是你家吗？真是人不可貌相,还以为挺通情达理一人呢,吕树之前也很担心会影响到对方,所以刻意保持了很大的距离,结果没想到出现这种状况。 Without demur, Lu Shu carries directly is being loaded with the gunnysack of stone to arrive by the middle-aged man to be away from one meter position. 二话不说,吕树直接拎着装有石头的麻袋走到中年男人旁边距离一米的位置。 The middle-aged man sneers, can you do? To capture the business to snatch, he opens the mouth to continue to sing: „Whenever west the setting sun sinks......” 中年男人冷笑一声,你俩又能干啥？想抢生意就抢呗,他开口继续唱道:“每当夕阳西沉的时候……” Ka! The singing sound by side is not known was the sound of any thing disruption breaking, the girl turned the head to look that happen to saw Lu Shu took up a stone to pat toward own forehead, ka, another, the stone broke to pieces...... 咔的一声！歌声被旁边不知道是什么东西碎裂的声音给打断了,姑娘转头看去正好看到吕树又拿起一块石头朝自己脑门拍去,咔,又一声,石头碎了…… „Looks to look, inherited forehead chippings!” Lu Shu was saying jubilantly, said that ka, a palm chops into pieces the same place: „Bare-handed chippings also!” “瞧一瞧看一看,祖传的脑门碎石块！”吕树兴高采烈的说着,说完咔的一声,一掌又劈碎一块:“徒手碎石块也可以！” The middle-aged men who side sung special are about to be scared!!! Saw Lu Shu with breaknecking same ka ka pats the stone toward the forehead on, pats one, patted broken! 旁边正在唱歌的中年男人都特么快吓傻了！！！眼瞅着吕树跟玩命一样的咔咔往脑门上拍石头,一拍一个准,拍到了准碎！ The picture of vicissitudes literary arts started the avalanche instantaneously, immediately is frightened. 原本沧桑文艺的画面瞬间开始崩塌,顿时惊悚起来。 Pedestrian also confused in subway, what situation?! 地铁里的行人也都懵逼了,什么情况？！ Hehe, let alone they, Chen Zu'an one face confused...... Awakens strength-type C Rank big shot to be so hard?! 呵呵,别说他们了,陈祖安都一脸懵逼……觉醒力量系的c级大佬头这么硬吗？！ „Real stone is this?!” Some people were shocked. “真石头吗这是？！”有人震惊了。 Lu Shu hands over a stone to make the opposite party try cheerfully, the opposite party knocks the ground with the stone, truly is the stone of genuine! 吕树乐呵呵递出去一块石头让对方试了试,对方拿石头敲敲地面,确实是货真价实的石头啊！ Finally he has not said anything with enough time, Lu Shu takes away the stone to pat from his hand directly on the forehead, ka, broke to pieces...... 结果他还没来得及说什么呢,吕树从他手里直接拿走石头拍在脑门上,咔,又碎了…… Lu Shu said with a smile: „The principle of chest broken big stone lies in the relations of utilization pressure and intensity of pressure, the area is so big, but attacks only then, the strength dispersed. Moreover that has trained, pounds the person of hammer to receive the strength to be quite skillful, the stone will break to pieces the wound not to arrive at the following person, my this was quite fierce, I did not receive the strength......” 吕树笑道:“胸口碎大石的原理在于运用压力与压强的关系,面积那么大,但打击只有一点,力量就分散了。而且那都是训练过的,砸锤子的人收力比较巧,石块碎了不会伤到下面的人,我这个就比较厉害了,我不收力……” Lu Shu gives one of the nearby person saying, several pulled out, five and ten dollars to throw to walk together, the scene extremely violence, looked that was oversensitive dirty is not good! 吕树把旁边的人都给说的一愣愣的,好几个都掏出来一块、五块、十块不等的钱扔下来就走了,场面太过暴力,看多了心脏不好！ Chen Zu'an hurries to collect to grip in money the hand, this is the board! 陈祖安赶紧把钱收起来攥手里,这都是饭钱啊！ Lu Shu gazes after that group of people to leave while ka ka racket stone: „Thanks dude!” 吕树一边目送那群人离开一边咔咔的拍石头:“谢谢老铁！” The girls who side sang are about to have cried, completely what situation, the two sides style does not build?! Too bloody! 旁边原本唱歌的女孩都快哭了,什么情况啊,两边画风完全不搭的好吗？！太血腥了啊！ The middle-aged man has a little felt helpless, he clenches teeth to continue to sing: „In sky, although is fluttering rain......” 中年男人有点不知所措了,他咬咬牙继续唱:“天空中虽然飘着雨……” „Ka!” “咔！” „I still, wait for your date of return......” “我依然,等待你的归期……” „Ka!” “咔！” Only is this while, this middle-aged man who called Wang Cheng ji gave Lu Shu to provide 3000 many distress points...... Both sides on being away from one meter far, said that not affected that is definitely false. 光是这一会儿,这个叫王成吉的中年男人就给吕树提供了3000多的负面情绪值……双方就距离一米远,说不受影响那肯定是假的。 However Lu Shu also being disinclined manages his many, when money accumulates to almost 400 dollars Lu Shu brought Chen Zu'an to travel, this matter with is different, a little harmed the suspicion of public order others earned living ordinary...... 不过吕树也懒得理他那么多,当钱积累到差不多400块钱的时候吕树就带着陈祖安跑路了,这种事跟人家普通卖艺的还不一样,有点危害社会公共秩序的嫌疑…… ...... …… At the end of the month, has booked everybody tomorrow's monthly ticket, helping me clash the list!! 月底了,预定大家明天的月票啊,帮我冲榜啊！！