SMGL :: Volume #3

#282: sly fox( third asked monthly ticket)

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„Grandmother, the villain has no intention to excel at rushing, was only this grove was too big, the villain does not know that which woods were a grandmother, the grandmother forgave!” Li Dian still in thinking was really too lucky, he and Liang Che was detained in the tent, finally Liang Che killed two Heaven and Earth Net combatants to lead him to run away while the person unprepared, under was pursued has thrown into the vestige. “姥姥,小人无意擅闯啊,只是这林子太大了,小人也不知道哪片树林才是姥姥的,姥姥饶命啊！”李典本来还在想自己真是太幸运了,他和梁澈被关押在帐篷里,结果梁澈趁人不备杀了两个天罗地网的战斗人员带着他逃了出来,被追赶之下一头扎进了遗迹里。 After entering the vestige, random transmission, Li Dian leisure fumble in this woods, meets the wild animal to hide walking, unexpectedly after putting on the broken linen then no longer attacked itself to the evening he also amazed discovery this just like the evil spirit general woods. 进入遗迹后随机传送,李典就在这片树林里慢悠悠的摸索,遇到野兽就躲着走,到了晚上他还惊诧的发现这宛如妖魔一般的树林竟然在披上破麻布之后便不再攻击自己。 Originally he this broken linen, when against has to use, finally unexpectedly with throwing over the stealth clothes was the same, invincible! 原本他只是将这破麻布当防具用的,结果竟然跟披了隐身衣一样,无敌了啊！ How long however did not have to be happy, this ran upon the tree essence especially! 然而还没高兴多久呢,这特么就撞上树精了！ Attractive female ghost movie Li Dian also has to look, inside Joey Wong simply is in his dream the sweetheart, if really small came to be good attractively, in the movie first did not come slightly attractive, how did oneself this come the tree monster grandmother directly?! 倩女幽魂这部电影李典又不是没看过,里面的王祖贤简直就是他的梦中情人啊,真要是小倩来了就好了,电影里不都是先来小倩吗,自己这怎么直接就来了树妖姥姥？！ Not according to script! What to do? Online were very anxious! 不按剧本来啊！怎么办？在线等挺急的！ However Li Dian also is very at heart clear, here tree monster grandmother definitely is not in the movie that vestige in story superposition with folk story-telling script? This grandmother is not the other grandmother! 不过李典心里也很清楚,这里的树妖姥姥肯定不是电影里那只啊,遗迹怎么会跟民间话本上的故事重合？此姥姥非彼姥姥！ Gruff voice of Lu Shu on the tree sneers saying: „Does not know that which woods is a grandmother? The trim woods is a grandmother!” 吕树在树上粗声冷笑道:“不知道哪片树林是姥姥的？整片树林都是姥姥的！” Li Dian must spit blood at that time: „Grandmother forgives! The grandmother forgives!” 李典当时就要吐血了:“姥姥饶命！姥姥饶命！” „distress points from Li Dian, + 999!” “来自李典的负面情绪值,+999！” Lu Shu said deep and gruff voice: „On you have the aura of fire, what's the matter? Do you want to burn grandmother's woods?” 吕树粗声粗气道:“你身上有火的气息,怎么回事？你是不是想烧了姥姥的树林？” „, The villain did not have a companion before, he has the manipulating fire ability, my these anger should moisten from him!” “不是不是,小人之前有一名同伴,他有控火的能力,我身上这些火气应该是从他身上沾来的！” „Other people?” Lu Shu asked. “他人呢？”吕树问道。 „Villain does not know, after coming to here, we dispersed!” “小人不知啊,来这里以后我们就分散了！” Lu Shu nods, it seems like Liang Che has come in, so-called feels on Li Dian to have fire aura this is purely talks nonsense, wants to wrap/sets of the Li Dian words, having a look at Liang Che also to come. 吕树点点头,看来梁澈真的进来了,所谓感受到李典身上有火的气息这纯属扯淡的,就是想套李典的话,看看梁澈是不是也进来了。 To be honest although Li Dian this goods crooked mind is a much less, but the evil degree was really misses with Liang Che did not know the long distance, if Li Dian were only a small Jianghu swindler, then Liang Che was the wicked bandit who did all kinds of evil to have complete disregard for human life. 说实话李典这货虽然歪心眼有点多,但是罪恶程度真是跟梁澈差了不知道十万八千里,如果说李典只是一个小小的江湖骗子的话,那么梁澈就是作恶多端草菅人命的恶匪。 Lu Shu has pondered over a while: „Why the grandmother cannot feel spirit power from you, does your this broken linen come from where?” 吕树琢磨了一会儿:“为何姥姥从你身上感受不到灵力,你这块破麻布从何而来？” „This is the villain ancestor hands down from generation to generation!” Li Dian said gingerly. “这是小人祖上传下来的！”李典战战兢兢说道。 „Un, the grandmother has a little been deficient tonight, you continue to proceed, to wait on the bedroom,” Lu Shu said cheerfully. “嗯,姥姥今晚有点乏了,你继续往前走,来侍寝吧,”吕树乐呵呵说道。 „Villain since childhood kidney empty, the Yuanyang premature ejaculation, hard skin and strong flesh taste strange Cha, the grandmother you have forgiven me!” Li Dian crawls in the ground sense of fear proliferates the whole body...... “小人自幼肾虚,元阳早泄,皮糙肉厚口感奇差,姥姥你就饶了我吧！”李典爬在地上恐惧感遍布全身…… „distress points from Li Dian, + 999!” “来自李典的负面情绪值,+999！” „Might as well, slightly attractively ran, the grandmother betroths you to black mountain the ghost serves as a stopgap,” Lu Shu cold sound said. “无妨,小倩跑了,姥姥就把你许配给黑山老妖充数,”吕树冷声道。 Li Dian crawls in figure suddenly of ground, he had confused at that time, what thing, oneself? Betroths to black mountain the ghost? 李典爬在地上的身形忽然一顿,他当时就迷了,啥玩意,自己？许配给黑山老妖？ „distress points from Li Dian, + 999!” “来自李典的负面情绪值,+999！” This black mountain ghost does not want especially female? Were the big masters of own such big age betrothed finally to black mountain the ghost? Thinks when that picture Li Dian hit to tremble directly. 这特么黑山老妖不是只要女的吗？自己这么大一把年纪的大老爷们结果被许配给黑山老妖了？想到那个画面时李典直接打了个哆嗦。 But the key point of issue is...... This especially also is really that only grandmother! 可问题的重点是……这特么还真是那只姥姥啊！ Actually, Li Dian thoughts very live. At this time he started to suspect that some people to his practical joke, who he wanted to look up is in oneself top of the head, finally just lifted the broken linen, in the woods these branches induced to curl to existence of spirit power instantaneously, this was too scary, Li Dian that frightened hurried to give to wrap in the head the broken linen! 其实,李典心思很活。这时候他已经开始怀疑有人在对他恶作剧了,他想要抬头看一下到底是谁在自己头顶上,结果刚掀开破麻布,树林中那些树枝感应到灵力的存在瞬间卷了过来,这一幕太吓人了,吓的李典赶紧把破麻布重新给包在了头上！ In his heart still in thinking an issue, above is really the tree monster grandmother? If the issue did not explain does not pass, the above person also did have with oneself same shields own spirit power method? 他心中还在想一个问题,难道上面真是树妖姥姥？如果不是的话有一个问题解释不通,难道上面的人也有跟自己一样屏蔽自身灵力的方法？ That too high-end, oneself this must squat on the ground, others leaping up set up...... At this time, Li Dian also has one at heart is indefinite, fear still. 那就太高端了啊,自己这还得一直蹲在地上呢,人家都蹿树上去了……此时,李典心里还有着一丝的不确定,恐惧犹在。 „distress points from Li Dian, + 999!” “来自李典的负面情绪值,+999！” „Now I ask you to answer,” Lu Shu said: „What did you call?” “现在我问你答,”吕树说道:“你叫什么？” „Liang Che......” “梁澈……” Lu Shu has gawked: „This year is big?” 吕树愣了一下:“今年多大？” „25......” “25……” Hehe, Lu Shu was at that time happy, this also is really sly fox, you especially this sound not like 25. 呵呵,吕树当时就乐了,这还真是个老油条,你特么这声音也不像25的啊。 He is long-drawn-out the finger is knocking the bough: „Your ID card, throws me to have a look.” 他悠哉的手指敲着树干:“你身份证呢,丢出来我看看。” Li Dian was not at that time good, sets up the monster grandmother also to know that what the ID card is!? Wants the first generation or the second generation?! The front and back photocopying gives you again one?! 李典当时就不好了,树妖姥姥还能知道身份证是啥呢！？要第一代还是第二代的？！是不是再正反面复印给你一份？！ „distress points from Li Dian, + 513!” “来自李典的负面情绪值,+513！” Lu Shu could not hold in quickly has smiled, in fact he also did not have any grandmother's doing evil method, this matter Li Dian can guess correctly sooner or later, harvesting almost resulted. 吕树快憋不住笑了,事实上他又没啥姥姥的作恶手段,这事李典早晚能猜到,收割差不多就得了。 Li Dian now is assured, in his top of the head certainly is some human...... 李典现在非常笃定,他头顶上的一定是某个人类…… This urinated quickly to frighten especially a moment ago, who must make father know is, must butcher you! 这特么刚才尿都快吓出来了,要让老子知道是谁,非宰了你不可！ However Li Dian is actually clear, even if the opposite party is human, oneself also very much may not hit, after all now the method scale is different, others can in disgusting who on the tree jumps for joy, oneself actually does not dare to lift, has the broken hemp cloth wrapper, already died thoroughly! 然而李典其实非常清楚,就算对方是人类,自己也很有可能打不过,毕竟现在手段档次就不一样,人家能在树上活蹦乱跳的恶心自己,自己却连头都不敢抬,要不是有破麻布包着,早就死透了！ Lu Shu looks cheerfully the Li Dian gruff voice asked: „You said that I give you this broken linen to give to rob, will be what kind of?” 吕树乐呵呵看着李典粗声问道:“你说我给你这破麻布给抢走,会怎么样？” „Real man...... What exactly do you want?!” The Li Dian whole person is not good, if this linen were robbed itself also to live? Li Dian lies on the ground binds the head to travel with crawling with broken linen decisively, he wants to bet that person on the top of the head to be able really in this woods completely unobstructive. “好汉……你到底想怎么样？！”李典整个人都不好了,这麻布要是被抢走自己还能活吗？李典趴在地上用破麻布裹着脑袋果断用爬行跑路,他就是想赌一下头顶上的那个人是不是真的能够在这树林里完全无碍。 Which finally he, head that person then follows to arrive at where, in the woods the jump sound is smooth. 结果他到哪,头上那人便跟到哪里,树林间跳跃声响流畅无比。 Who Li Dian wanted to be ready for any sacrifice to look at a top of the head is in the practical joke, finally just raised the head, the branch has entangled, he who frightened hurried to lie! 李典想要豁出去了看一眼头顶到底是什么人在恶作剧,结果刚抬头,树枝就又缠了过来,吓的他赶紧重新趴回去！ Lu Shu sits on the branch shakes the leg to smile to look that Li Dian to the appearance that raising the head actually cannot gain ground: „Hahahaha, why you do not dare to look up the grandmother, was you fluttered, did I set up the monster grandmother insufficient show?” 吕树坐在树枝上晃着腿笑看李典向抬头却抬不起头的样子:“哈哈哈哈,你为何不敢抬头看姥姥,是你飘了,还是我树妖姥姥不够骚了？” „distress points from Li Dian, + 678!” “来自李典的负面情绪值,+678！” „Hurries, the ID card throws to me,” Lu Shu no longer with his squabble, Li Dian obediently and honestly pulls out the ID card to throw to be away from oneself very near open space, he is thinking the opposite party perhaps, if gets down to grab some opportunities to see the true colors of opposite party. “赶紧的,身份证给我扔出来,”吕树不再跟他墨迹,李典老老实实掏出身份证扔到距离自己很近的空地上,他心想着对方如果下来捡的话自己说不定有机会看到对方的真面目。 Finally has not waited for him to respond, Lu Shu then flew high with Canine Corpse like is the river Riza fish has gripped the Li Dian ID card, Lu Shu looks at the information on ID card: „Li Guowei, 32 years old, address Shanzhou......” 结果还没等他反应过来呢,吕树便凌空用尸狗将李典的身份证像是河里扎鱼一样扎了上来,吕树看着身份证上的信息:“李国伟,32岁,地址陕州……” Hehe, your this old boy even/including Te the ID card is fake...... 呵呵,你这老小子连特么身份证都是假的啊……
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