SMGL :: Volume #3

#247: stinky tofu event( fourth asked monthly ticket)

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People in hungry massive distress points, negative, low and other mood were following, this is because in body...... Lu Shu could not arrange. 人在饥饿的时候就会大量的负面情绪值,消极、低落等情绪随之而来,这是因为身体内的……吕树编不下去了。 „Three do, need to give happy words?” Lu Shu urged. “就三份,到底要不要给个痛快话？”吕树催促道。 „Wants! You are cheap!” Li Zimo clenches teeth, he now was really too hungry! “要！你再便宜点！”李子墨咬咬牙,他现在真的是太饿了！ „48 5!” “48块5！” „Does this have zero to have entire? 48!” “这咋还有零有整呢？48！” „Deal!” “成交！” Putting out a hand that Lu Shu puts on airs enters inventory to pull out stinky tofu to give Li Zimo, Li Zimo has been startled: „Is fuck, so how smelly?!” 吕树装模作样的伸手进背包里掏出来一份臭豆腐递给李子墨,李子墨又惊了一下:“卧槽,咋这么臭？！” „Took a look at you saying that” Lu Shu cheerful received the money in Li Zimo to force in the Lu Xiaoyu small backpack: „Can't call stinky tofu smelly?” “瞅你说的,”吕树乐呵呵的接过李子墨手里的钱塞进吕小鱼的小背包:“不臭能叫臭豆腐吗？” The stinky tofu stock of Lu Shu has more than 200 fully, from the beginning he also worried that will ask a price too possibly unable to sell high, finally discovered that he considered thoroughly. 吕树的臭豆腐库存足有200多份,一开始他还担心要价太高可能会卖不出去,结果发现他是多虑了。 Although asks a price 50, in situation that but basically some people do the price, the even price about 40 sold. 虽然要价50,但基本上有人搞价的情况下,均价40左右就卖出去了。 Lu Shu has sighed with emotion one, the consumption habit of Chinese, the thought of being frugal at home but carry ample money for travel emergencies is ingrained. 吕树感慨了一声,中国人的消费习惯好啊,穷家富路的思维根深蒂固。 Is frugal at home but carry ample money for travel emergencies the meaning of this idiom saying that usually time at home is thrifty, goes out actually must have money, do not hate to buy stinky tofu. 穷家富路这个成语的意思就是讲,平时在家里的时候要节俭,出门的时候却要多带钱,别不舍得买臭豆腐。 More than 200, less than one hour have sold-out, Lu Shu was stimulated at this time, if this stops up again for two days, oneself can divide the minute to close right up against sells stinky tofu to make one's own way? 200多份,不到一个小时就卖完了,吕树这时候已经亢奋起来,这要是再堵两天,自己岂不是要分分钟靠着卖臭豆腐发家致富了？ Finally just pulled out 400 stinky tofu, Sea of Qi Fruit accumulated enough 8, Lu Xiaoyu covertly has run over to draw the Lu Shu sleeve cuff to walk finally, Lu Shu said curiously: „How, this business very quite did.” 结果刚刚又抽了400份臭豆腐,气海果实积累了足足8颗之多,结果吕小鱼偷偷摸摸跑过来拉着吕树的袖口就走,吕树好奇道:“咋了呢,这生意贼好做啊。” Lu Xiaoyu gives Lu Shu own domestic magical device, above is opening a post in Golden Foundation forum, the title is: Stopped up on Qingzhou Pan- lake road, who can tell in front of me exactly what happened? 吕小鱼把自己的国产神机递给吕树,上面正打开着基金会论坛里的一个帖子,标题就是:堵在青州环湖公路上了,谁能告诉我前面到底发生了什么事情？ Lu Shu has gawked, this post very normal, below nobody knows from the start had anything, the person of knowing the circumstances of the matter either is ready in full battle array now, either defended the discipline restraint unable to say to the outside. 吕树愣了一下,这帖子挺正常的啊,下面压根没人知道发生了什么,知情的人现在要么都在严阵以待,要么都守纪律约束不能对外说。 Finally he saw 14 buildings time thought that a little to the taste, id called ‚Sir Zimo’ the player does not reply: „I am also stopping up on Pan- lake road, the words said that met to sell stinky tofu a moment ago, installs with selling piece is the same, stinky tofu 50 dollars, altogether 3, I hungry words absolutely do not buy! Too black!” 结果他看到14楼的时候就觉得有点不对味了,一个id叫‘子墨大人’的选手回复:“我也在环湖公路上堵着呢,话说刚才遇到个卖臭豆腐的,装的跟卖片的一样,一份臭豆腐50块钱,总共就3份,我要不是饿的话绝对不买！太黑了！” Lu Shu deliberately considered, this said...... Isn't oneself?! 吕树寻思,这说的……不就是自己吗？！ Continues downward to look, finally this ‚Sir Zimo’ a reply, some people have stood immediately: „Oh I go, brothers fate, I was also butchered a blade by him, altogether three, two are we buys, you said that is the fate? This goods were too truly black, but the stinky tofu flavor/smell is good, stemmed from me to anticipate......” 继续往下看去,结果这个‘子墨大人’一回复,立马就有人也站了出来:“哎哟我去,兄弟缘分啊,我也被他宰了一刀,总共三份,其中两份就是咱俩买的,你说是不是缘分？这货确实太黑了,不过臭豆腐味道还不错,出乎我意料了……” Lu Shu suck in a breath of cold air, he suddenly has to plant not the good premonition. 吕树倒吸一口冷气,他忽然有种不好的预感。 Downward looks again, some people jumped immediately once more: „Haha, I am that buy the third person, we three are really the fellow sufferers of having same problem!” 再往下看去,立马有人再次跳了出来:“哈哈,我就是那个买第三份的人啊,咱们仨真是同病相怜的难兄难弟！” Some people reply: „I buy...... Is several......” 紧接着又有人回复:“那我买的……是第几份……” „I have also bought......” “我也买了……” „I do the price to do to 38 5, whom had zero to have entire does not have...... Did not say that only has three......” “我搞价搞到38块5,有零有整也是没谁了……不是说只有三份吗……” „In building the brothers comedy, I have bought three......” “楼上兄弟搞笑呢吧,我一个人就买了三份……” Sir Zimo replies: „You wait/etc., making me stroke......” 子墨大人回复:“你们等等,让我捋一捋……” „distress points from Li Zimo, + 299!” “来自李子墨的负面情绪值,+299！” Which this especially is only then three, that has well zero has the entire style to be able obviously to number, the characteristics are extremely obvious! 这特么哪是只有三份啊,那有零有整的风格明显能对上号的好吧,特征极其明显！ This counted, may especially more than three that sold, 300 had! Naturally, some replies obviously are the ingredient of joining in the fun...... 这数一数,卖出去的可特么不止三份了啊,300份都有了！当然,有些回复明显是凑热闹的成分…… This is...... Butchered many people...... 这是……宰了多少人啊…… Lu Shu rubs the forehead, backstage records inside distress points ka ka ka to rise...... Although this is the good deed, but stinky tofu cannot sell again! 吕树这边揉着脑门,后台记录里面负面情绪值咔咔咔的涨……虽然这是好事吧,但臭豆腐是不能再卖了！ Shortly unexpectedly already newly-opened post in forum: Seeks for by the Pan- lake road to sell the stinky tofu mysterious man! 眼瞅着竟然已经又在论坛里新开一贴:寻找环湖公路旁卖臭豆腐的神秘男子！ This, Lu Shu hurried the angle that asked nobody to see to give to unload camouflage especially, this group of people were really are idling pain in the ass, ate your stinky tofu not to be good, went to at the forum to discuss anything. 这特么,吕树赶紧找个没人能看到的角度把身上的伪装都给卸了,这群人真是闲着蛋疼,吃你的臭豆腐不就好了吗,去论坛上讨论啥呢。 Eh, Lu Shu eye one bright, oneself are not has wanted to mix a face to be ripe at the Golden Foundation forum, now is not just the good opportunity? If after this, paid attention to own person to be many, that hasn't distress points divided the minute to explode? 咦,吕树眼睛一亮,自己不是一直都想在基金会论坛上混个脸熟呢吗,现在不正是好机会？这要是以后关注自己的人多了,那负面情绪值还不是分分钟爆炸？ Changes attire also nobody to recognize itself now in any case again, oneself specially use the new card registration in the account number of Golden Foundation forum, does not have the extra worries decisively, he directly in that seeks for under own post to reply: „I am!” 反正现在换了装束也没人能再认出自己,自己在基金会论坛的账号又是专门用新卡注册的,果断没有后顾之忧啊,他直接在那个寻找自己的帖子下面回复:“我就是！” After Lu Shu round, on complacent pulls the Lu Xiaoyu small hand round trip to walk, thought that this time can definitely erupt, divides the minute becomes the net fame rhythm! 吕树发完之后就洋洋得意的牵着吕小鱼的小手往回走,心想这次肯定能爆发了吧,分分钟成为网红的节奏啊！ Finally he looks at the cell phone again, his reply following water „is I” and „who I must be I buys stinky tofu me to know is, is my seven maternal uncle grandfather family/home granddaughters' cousin's cousin!” And so on reply...... 结果他再一看手机,他的回复下面一水的“就是我”、“我也是必须是我买臭豆腐的我知道是谁,是我七舅姥爷家外孙的堂哥的表哥！”之类的回复…… Lu Shu suck in a breath of cold air, is really special underestimate you...... 吕树倒吸一口冷气,真是特么的低估你们了啊…… Can this pretend to be?! Also can make me work as net fame smoothly, wants to give you to teach a life highest good so to be difficult? 这都要冒充？！还能不能让我顺顺利利当个网红了,想要给你们传授一点人生至理就这么难吗？ However in this time, Lu Shu suddenly saw that rear area was in a tumult unexpectedly, he is a little perplexed, but is pulling Lu Xiaoyu calmly is standing. 然而就在此时,吕树忽然看到后方竟然骚动了起来,他有点不明所以,只是牵着吕小鱼静静的站着。 Many people came out to have a look from the car(riage) exactly to have anything, Lu Shu saw this situation to hurry Lu Xiaoyu to protect, to guard the crowd two person pushing powder. 不少人都从车里出来想要看看到底发生了什么,吕树见这个情况赶紧把吕小鱼护住,以防人群将两个人挤散。 Finally less than several minutes, Lu Shu then saw that has the serviceman to carry mineral water, biscuit, instant noodles, medicine box and other commodities fast to run along the Pan- lake road, then distributes in these commodities everybody's hand. 结果没过几分钟,吕树便看到有军人扛着矿泉水、饼干、方便面、医药箱等物资快速沿着环湖公路跑来,然后把这些物资分发到大家的手里。 The serviceman who comes are many, because vehicles have no way to drive, therefore they must the shoulder shoulder portably ships each article mineral water and biscuit, spreads several kilometers. 来的军人很多,因为车辆没法驶进来,所以他们必须肩扛手提的将一件件矿泉水和饼干运送进来,蔓延好几公里。 Temperature of Qingzhou, even if some summer night also cool feeling, even if this, these servicemen are also quick streaming with sweat. 青州的气温,哪怕是夏季的夜晚也有些许凉意,不过即便是这样,这些军人也很快汗流浃背。 Many vehicle owners hurry to express gratitude, the opposite party said that did not need thanked Bian to hurry to turn head to continue to work. 不少车主赶忙道谢,对方说一句不用谢便赶紧回头继续干活了。 Has the vehicle owner body not to be good, even had the sickness to send the symptom, finally had the serviceman to carry the person outward to run without delay. 有车主身体不好,甚至出现了病发症状,结果有军人二话不说背起人就往外跑。 Lu Shu is pulling the Lu Xiaoyu small hand: „Walks, did not sell stinky tofu...... Un, could not sell.” 吕树牵着吕小鱼的小手:“走吧,不卖臭豆腐了……嗯,也卖不出去了。” „Lu Shu, why can they such enthusiastically help others?” Lu Xiaoyu curious say/way. “吕树,他们为什么要这么热心帮助别人啊？”吕小鱼好奇道。 „Because...... Faith?” Lu Shu is not quite definite. “因为……信念？”吕树也不太确定。 „Will you later be also same as them?” Lu Xiaoyu asked. “你以后也会和他们一样么？”吕小鱼问道。 „Should, I not have...... Lu Shu to shake the head that selflessly”, but after hesitating was very long, Lu Shu to make up one: „I will help them fight anything.” “应该不会吧,我没有那么无私……”吕树摇摇头,不过沉吟了很久后吕树补了一句:“不过我会帮他们打打架啊什么的。”
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