One„everybodyboards,”tour guidebrandishesredsmall flagto shoutaffably.
一“大家上车吧,”导游挥舞着红色的小旗子和蔼可亲喊道。Li Dianhas not wantedto understand that Yuan Liangtaa moment ago the profound meaning in vision, healwaysthinksgreatlystrange, thisfeeling, had cast a shadowforhehappyjourneysimply......李典还没想明白袁亮拓刚才目光里的深意,他总觉其中有大古怪,这种感觉,简直为他本来开心的旅途蒙上了一层阴影……Everybodylines upto board, Lu ShuandLu Xiaoyufollowineverybody'srear, Li Dianto board, finallywhen his footjuststepped, Lu ShustandsinYuan Liangtaraised slightlyslightly.
大家排队上车,吕树和吕小鱼就跟在大家的最后面,李典率先上车,结果就在他一只脚刚刚踏上的时候,吕树站在袁亮拓的身后稍微欠了欠身子。Sees onlyhispalmto turn, Head-twisting Gourdthenappearsin the hand, in a low voicehealmostmeditatesshouted a namethenreceiving the bottle gourd.
只见他手掌一翻,扭头葫芦便出现在手中,他低声几乎默念的喊了一声名字便又把葫芦给收了回去。„Li Dian.”
“李典。”„Ka!”
“咔!”
The foot that Li Dianjusttrodalmoststepped oncrookedly, the neckturned more than 40degreeslooked likeinstantaneouslytowardLu Shu, stubbornlywas actually blockedbyYuan Liangta.李典刚踏出的脚都差点踩歪了,脖子瞬间扭了40多度朝吕树这边看来,却被袁亮拓死死挡住。Facts showed that so long as the neckturnsquick...... No mattermany, will dodge, is only the weightissue.
事实证明,只要脖子扭的快……不管多少度,都会闪住,只是轻重问题而已。Hissing, Li Diansuck in a breath of cold air, the angle of deflectionis quite small, hurtsbut actuallynot necessarilysorely, is onlythisespecially......
嘶,李典倒吸一口冷气,偏转的角度比较小,疼倒未必有多疼,只是这特么……Heis the Head-twisting Gourdoriginalmaster, how doesn't hepossiblyknow the Head-twisting Gourduse?!
他就是扭头葫芦原来的主人,他怎么可能不知道扭头葫芦的用处?!Yuan LiangtaseesLi Dianlooks liketowardoneself, subconscioussmiledto treat asto greet, resultsmiling facefallsin the Li Dianeye, simplycrazed......袁亮拓见李典朝自己看来,下意识的笑了笑当做打招呼了,结果这笑容落在李典眼里,简直丧心病狂……No wondera moment agowill think that the opposite partylookedownlookis a little strange, originally the opposite partyis the Head-twisting Gourdcustomer!
难怪自己刚才会觉得对方看自己的眼神有点古怪,原来对方就是扭头葫芦的买主!How the opposite partyknowsownreal name?!
只是对方怎么知道自己真名的?!Right, tour guidetherehas a statusinformation of everyone registration, thatregistersaccording to the ID card.
对了,导游那里有一份每个人登记的身份信息,那都是按照身份证来登记的。In the ordinary circumstances the tour guidethereform of canhaveseveral, most detailedto the touristwill not see that becausethere is a touristthereforeto have the matter.
一般情况下导游那里的表格会有好几份,最详细的是不会给游客看到的,因为有游客因此出过事情。In the simplestformonly has the name, the sex, the ageand so on, will not expose the telephone numbersandhome addressthesethingsabsolutely, toguard the customerafterplayingto be cheated.
最简单的表格上就只有名字,性别,年龄之类的,绝对不会暴露电话号码、家庭住址这些东西,以防顾客在游玩回去之后被人诈骗。Thismatterhasto appear, butare many. Somepeopleafterspecialgoing back the information that basismustcomeplays a trick the cheating, even on roadcontinuouslyunintentionalpolite talk.
这种事情不是没有出现过,而是非常多。有人就专门回去后根据得来的信息设局诈骗,甚至在路上的时候就一直有意无意的套话。Somepeoplethoughtin the high pricegroupnot to have the swindler, butsomeswindlerthe sword moves with side strokeincoming telegramgroups, becauseheremanypeoplein their eyeswere the fatsheep!
有人觉得高价团里就不会有骗子了,但是有些骗子偏偏剑走偏锋来报这种团,因为这里许多人在他们眼里都是肥羊!Li Diansuddenly, the tour guidehas giventheirformto want everyone to confirm that at this time, when afterwardpersonsigned the simpleinformation that cansee the fronttourist, thereforeowninformationvery muchmightat that timereveal.李典此时已经恍然,导游给他们的表格是要每个人去确认的,后来的人签字时都能看到前面游客的简单信息,所以自己的信息很有可能就是在那个时候泄露出去的。
The travel agencyonthreeage brackets, partisyoungster, hisLi Dianwas very easyto be removed, another partwas more than 50soonretiresto idleis being all rightdryauntuncle.
旅行社就三个年龄阶层,一部分是年轻人,他李典很容易就被排除了,另一部分则是50多快要退休闲着没事干的大妈大叔。Buthis over 30 years old is, goalis obvious.
而他30多岁,目标明显。Li Dianhas no wayto confirm that Yuan Liangtaisthatcustomer, perhapstheirfouryouthmen and womenhave the possibility, moreoverinentiretravel agency, whentheirfourappear, the smallcompass in hishandhas had the response.李典没法确认袁亮拓到底是不是那个买主,也许他们四个青年男女都有可能,而且整个旅行社里,只有他们四个出现时,他手里的小罗盘产生了反应。Naturally, thesefourpeoplebehindalsopair of brother and sister, butonthispair of brother and sisterabsolutelydoes not havespirit powerto fluctuate, moreovertime who registersearly, has not knownownname.
当然,这四个人身后还有一对兄妹,可这对兄妹身上完全没有灵力波动,而且报到的时间比自己还早,根本就不知道自己的名字。IfLi Dianhas not hadmisunderstandingwithYuan Liangta, perhapsgoesto chatwithYuan Liangtaknows,Lu Shuactually is also cultivator. What a pitynowpossibility of both sidesnotthatin-depth talk.
如果李典没有跟袁亮拓产生误会,去跟袁亮拓多聊聊也许就会知道,吕树其实也是个修行者。可惜现在双方没有那种深入交谈的可能了。IfLi Dianknows that Lu Shuhas the real nameto see through the system, it is estimated thatalsomeetsyeswhat's the matter, thishewas what a pity more impossibleto know.
如果李典知道吕树有真名识破系统,估计也会明白到底是怎么回事,可惜这个他更不可能知道了。Li Diandeepinspiration has turned the neck, sinceeverybodyhas brought to light, looks at the appearance of compassyoualsowith the similarstandard.李典深深的吸了口气扭了扭脖子,既然大家都挑明了,看罗盘的样子你们也不过是跟自己差不多的水准。Althoughyourpeopleare many, butissue was oldJianghu!
虽说你们人多,但问题是自己已经是个老江湖了!Li Dianbeforespiritual energy recoveryisFengshui Master, being widely traveledfools around together for more than tenyears, ifcould not have foughtflowersthat in yourseveralgreenhouseontoo miserable!
在灵气复苏之前李典是个风水先生,走南闯北的厮混十多年,要是还斗不过你们几个温室里的花朵那就完犊子了!„distress pointsfromLi Dian, + 613.”
“来自李典的负面情绪值,+613.”WhenLi Dianis thinking, the behindaunthas pushed and shovedhis: „Do youboard? Onyoudo not get down!”
就在李典想着的时候,后面大妈推搡了他一把:“你上不上车?不上你就下来!”„cough cough, in!”Li Dianawkwardgot in the car(riage).
“咳咳,上上上!”李典一脸尴尬的钻进了车里。Lu Shucheerfullooks atthis, what is not only happywas the smallretaliationLi Dian, but alsohas harvesteddistress points.吕树乐呵呵的看着这一幕,不仅乐的是小小的报复了李典一下,而且还收获了负面情绪值。Initiallycame outheto discoverfrom the vestige, althoughHeaven and Earth Netwas very likelyto think that array corewasthatJapanspytakes away, butdistress pointsfellonownbodyfinally.
当初从遗迹里出来他就发现,虽然天罗地网极有可能认为阵眼是那个岛国间谍拿走的,但最后负面情绪值还是落在了自己的身上。Thisexplained,actuallywhatdistress pointsaims is the matter.
这就说明,负面情绪值其实针对的是事情。Lu Shuis pondering over, ifsomepeopleshift blame something toLu Shu, butLu Shuhas not handledsuchmatter, that will distress pointsalso add to itselfon?吕树思忖着,如果有人把某件事情嫁祸给吕树的话,而吕树从来都没做过那样的事情,那负面情绪值还会加到自己身上吗?Thisdoes not haveanythingto experienceactually, after allnobodyhas also shifted blamehe.
这个倒是没什么经验,毕竟还没人嫁祸过他。To be honesteven ifthisdistress pointstohim, Lu Shudoes not wantto gain, oneselfhandledanymatterto takeanyconsequence, has not donewill not recognize.
说实话这种负面情绪值哪怕真的还是给他,吕树也是不想赚的,自己做了什么事情就承担什么后果,没做的也不会认。Othersshift blametooneselfare profitedbyoneself, Lu Shuis not glad.
别人嫁祸给自己就算让自己受益,吕树也是不乐意的。LikeLi Dianthismatter, obviouslyhehas profited, butLu Shuthinks that the opposite partythought the pitoneself . Moreover the Li Dianmood was very crisp, thismadeLu Shunot be feeling wellvery much.
就像李典这件事情,明明他受益了,但是吕树想到对方以为坑了自己,而且李典自己心情还很爽,这就让吕树很不爽。Iflikewise, somepeopleshifted blameoneselfto succeed, althoughhave profited, butthatthinks that pitownperson was still very happy, the opposite partythought that the pitwas successful, thinks that hereLu Shuvery muchwill not be feeling well.
同理,如果有人嫁祸自己成功了,虽然自己受益了,可是那个想坑自己的人依然很爽啊,对方觉得坑成功了啊,想到这里吕树就会很不爽。Lu Shuhas acknowledged,heis a narrow-mindedperson!吕树一直都承认,他就是个小心眼的人!Lu ShubroughtLu Xiaoyuto sitto the vehicle on the secondrow from the bottom, isYuan LiangtaandLi Dianis away from a corridorto siton the contraryabreast in row, Li Dianfrownedto look that Yuan Liangtasits downbyoneself, heaskedtoYuan Liangtain a low voice: „What exactly do you want?”
到了车上吕树就带着吕小鱼坐在倒数第二排,反倒是袁亮拓和李典隔着一条过道并排坐着,李典皱起眉头看着袁亮拓在自己旁边坐下,他低声对袁亮拓问道:“你到底想怎么样?”confused of Yuan Liangtaface: „Mental illness, I don't want anything!”袁亮拓一脸的懵逼:“神经病啊,我不想怎么样!”„distress pointsfromYuan Liangta, + 113.”
“来自袁亮拓的负面情绪值,+113.”Li Dianhad launched at that time almost a psychological attackon the anger, youdo not wantto reconcile!李典当时差点就怒气攻心了,你这是不想和解了是吧!„distress pointsfromLi Dian, + 711.”
“来自李典的负面情绪值,+711.”Lu Shuinbehindcheerfulseveraldistress points, hesoonfell in lovesimplyshifts blamefeelstoothers, just like on -hook, automaticlongexperiencedyouto dareto believe?吕树在后面乐呵呵的数着负面情绪值,他简直快要爱上嫁祸给别人感觉了啊,跟挂机一样,自动长经验你敢信?Had lightenedSixth StarLu Shu, nowthinksoneselflightenseventhto need320,000distress pointsto worry, someresultjourneypeopledelivered.
原本已经点亮第六颗星辰的吕树,现在想想自己点亮第七颗需要320000的负面情绪值就发愁,结果这趟旅途就有人送上门来了。Verygood, is bestyou to quarrel...... Stronginvincible!
很好,最好你们能吵一路……强无敌!Lu Shufeltoneselfopened a leaf of newfront doorto be the same probably, even ifbyLi Dianwere discoveredreallyoneselfwerecustomerthatnothing.吕树感觉自己好像打开了一扇新的大门一样,就算真的被李典发现自己才是买主那也没什么。On the one handeverybody'slaterall over the countrypossiblyfor a lifetimecould not see, on the other hand, hehad not done thingswith the bottle gourd, even ifwere discoveredis also what kind.
一方面大家天南海北的以后可能一辈子都见不到了,另一方面,他还没拿葫芦干什么事呢,就算被发现了又怎么样。At the worst, withbottle gourdtimeis more discrete, wherehasplays the interest that comeshappilynow.
大不了以后用葫芦的时候更加谨慎点嘛,哪有现在玩个痛快来的有意思。Let alone, saw that betweenLi DianandYuan Liangtawere probably contradictoryare getting deeper and deeper......
更何况,眼瞅着李典和袁亮拓之间好像矛盾越来越深了……At this timeShu Litheirseveralstepped ontocar(riage), saw when Lu ShuandLu Xiaoyuimmediatelywalked to sitnearbythemlikely.
这时候黍离他们几个走上车来,看到吕树和吕小鱼时当即走过来像是要坐在他们附近。Lu Shuwantsto lower the headto coverfaceat that timenot to be recognized, wasalreadywithout enough time.吕树当时就想低头捂脸不被认出来,可是已经来不及了。often/commonTingrensaid that female attirebig shotfemale attirebig shot, opposite partyface|colorprice/valueat over 8points, was truly high, but the issueis...... Is the facevaluehigheris more irritablegood?!
常听人说女装大佬女装大佬的,对方颜值确实在8分以上,很高了,可问题是……颜值越高就越别扭好吧?!Shu Liis away from the corridorto sitinLu Shuside, in high spiritsasking: „Is that your younger sister?”黍离隔着过道坐在吕树的旁边,兴高采烈的问道:“那是你妹妹吗?”Lu Shu: „Un, right.” The languageis as far as possible brief and to the point.吕树:“嗯,对。”语言尽量言简意赅。„Boyorgirl?”Shu Lipursuesasks.
“男孩还是女孩?”黍离追问道。Lu Shu: „???”吕树:“???”Did I not understand this world? Or did I not understand your world? Shouldn't the younger sisterbe a girl?是我不懂这个世界了吗?还是我不懂你们的世界了?妹妹不就应该是女孩吗?Lu Xiaoyuhas smiledinsideinsanely, shewhisperedlow voice: „Is he interested in you?”吕小鱼在旁边已经笑疯了,她小声嘀咕道:“他是不是看上你了?”„Lu Xiaoyu? Should we not spend time together anymore??”Lu Shuis black the face.
“吕小鱼?咱俩这日子是不是不过了?啊?”吕树黑着脸。At this time the tour guidepicks up the microphone: „Messagesaid: The heartmovesalong withme, the communicationis infinite, Iwithpresenting the communication of fellowfriendsstartfrommyself introduction, I the tour guidefromspringtravel agency, my name is Wang, everybodycanbe familiar withcalledmeWang Daoorislittleking......”
此时导游拿起话筒:“有一句广告词说:心随我动,沟通无限,那我与在座各位朋友的沟通就从我的自我介绍开始,我是来自春天旅行社的导游,我姓王,大家可以习惯的叫我王导或者是小王……”Someauntsaskedsuddenly: „WhatWang Dao did yourfull namecall?”
有大妈忽然问道:“王导你全名叫啥啊?”Tour guideshesitant: „Kingfoundation.”
导游犹豫了一下:“王根基。”Aunt: „Ouragedefinitelyis olderthanyou, wecalledyourlittleking.”
大妈哦了一声:“我们年龄肯定比你大,那我们就叫你小王吧。”
The auntthoughtprobablya littledoes not suit: „Wecalledyousmallbase...... Eh?”
说完大妈就觉得好像有点不对劲:“我们还是叫你小基……额?”Alsois not right!
也不对!
The face of kingfoundationwas black, but can also make a prologuewell? Thistouristwhat's the matter!?
王根基的脸已经黑了,还能不能好好做个开场白了?这一届的游客是怎么回事啊!?„YoucalledmeWang Dao,”saying of kingfoundationfacepain in the ass, hetook a breathto turn the headto the touristto continue saying: „Iam a typicalnative of Qingzhou, has the maindisposition of native of Qingzhouiswarmandstraightforward, thereforeinthesethreedays of traveling schedules, ifyouhaveanyissue and requestalthoughraises should not be polite, so long asyourrequestin the reasonableandpossiblesituation, mycompletelyImaximumeffortwill certainly be solvedforyou. TogetherthenservesforeverybodywithmealsohasdriverMasteropen/stretch, IandMasteropen/stretchcan be said asoptimal fits in the tourist circle, can be said as the goldentafiles, did not say that politelywearecollaborate, thereforeeverybodyyourthistravelpresentgivesus, not only can feel relieved,is enjoyableandhappy.”
“您还是叫我王导吧,”王根基一脸蛋疼的说道,他吸了一口气转头对游客继续说道:“我是地地道道的青州人,具有青州人的主要性格就是热情、豪爽,所以说在这三天的行程中如果您有什么问题和要求的话就尽管的提出来不要客气,只要你的要求是在合理而可能的情况下,我一定会尽我自己最大的努力为你解决。那同我一起为大家服务的还有司机张师傅,那我与张师傅可以说是旅游界中的最佳组合,也可以说是黄金榙档,不客气的说我们是强强联手,所以说在座的各位你这次旅行交给我们,不仅可以放心,还有舒心、开心。”Then, the auntplannedalsoto ask the full name of Masteropen/stretch, hesitantquite a whilehas not daredto open the mouthobstinately......
说完,大妈原本打算也问问张师傅的全名呢,愣是犹豫了半天没敢开口……HereShu LisawLu Shua littleto avoid itselfto be happy, thissituationhereallyhas also seenmuch: „Youthought that Iam very strange?”
这边黍离见吕树有点回避自己就乐了,这种情况他还真见过不少:“你是不是觉得我很奇怪?”Lu Shuthinks,thistypeto the person who oneselfoffer the good intentions, leave aloneotherslikewhat kind, Lu Shuthoughtoneselftooshould notsay that letsopposite partyawkwardwordsspecially, moreoverlikesthistype of thingpersonally, youdo not like, does not representyou to deny.吕树想了想,这种对自己释放出善意的人,别管人家爱好怎么样,吕树觉得自己都不太应该说特别让对方为难的话,而且个人爱好这种东西,你不喜欢,并不代表你就要去否定。
Everyone is the independentpersonality, has the authority that oneselfchoose.
每个人都是独立的人格,都有自己选择的权力。Heconsidered saying: „Ithought...... In the physiology can bear? The volume, Ido not haveothermeaning, is purely curious.”
他斟酌了一下说道:“我只是觉得……生理上能受得了吗?额,我没别的意思,纯粹好奇。”Shu Liwas at that time happy, sheput out the ID cardto look atonetoLu Shu: „Hahaha, actuallyIfemale, is the sound is a little thick, thereforemyyounger brotheralwaysshoutedmy brother.”黍离当时就乐了,她拿出身份证给吕树看了一眼:“哈哈哈,其实我就是女的,就是声音有点粗,所以我弟弟老喊我哥。”Lu Shuthoughtinstantaneously,outsideworld was really toocomplex...... Mental illness!吕树瞬间就觉得,外面的世界实在是太复杂了……神经病啊!
......
……9000characters, thankedeverybodythese dayspardonagain, Ifullbloodresurrected.
9000字已更,再次感谢大家这几天的体谅,我已经满血复活了。
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