SMGL :: Volume #2

#166: Did you speak the standard spoken Chinese to me?( First)

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At this time Lu Shu and in the Lu Xiaoyu small nest is silent, the D Rank soul that only then arrests is still laughing foolishly, Lu Shu looks that black smog constitution the clear line profile is a little also ignorant, why will promote the strength also to have this repercussions?! 此时吕树和吕小鱼的小窝里寂静无声,只有拘来的d级魂魄还在傻笑,吕树看着那黑色烟雾构成的清晰线条轮廓也有点懵,为啥提升实力还会有这种后遗症？！ Before Lu Shu had been careful very much, even to experiment Canine Corpse other characteristics, the soul that does not dare that Lu Xiaoyu to arrest again tried. 之前吕树已经是很小心谨慎,就算想实验尸狗的其他特点,都没敢再那吕小鱼拘来的魂魄试。 Finally now? Lu Shu looks at the anger value under Lu Xiaoyu tranquil expression, looks again still in the soul of laughing foolishly, the brain eye special hurts! 结果现在呢？吕树看着吕小鱼平静表情下的怒气值,再看着还在傻笑的魂魄,脑子眼都特么是疼的！ „I said that I do not know will occur this situation you believe......” Lu Shu face pain in the ass answers, however listen not to think any persuasive power! “我说我也不知道会发生这种情况你信吗……”吕树一脸蛋疼的解释道,然而自己听着都觉得没什么说服力啊！ That seven color soul bead that at this time after Lu Shu remembered in oneself Celestial Chart also to kill Japanese spies, obtains suddenly, his eye one bright: „Does here also bead, perhaps give the soul to eat to be able not to smile?” 这时候吕树忽然想起自己星图里还有杀死日本间谍后得到的那颗七彩魂珠呢,他眼睛一亮:“我这里还有一颗珠子,说不定给魂魄吃下去会不笑了呢？” Lu Xiaoyu received the soul immediately, the rejection of righteousness words the proposition of Lu Shu, indicated oneself need one week of fried tomato eggs to forgive the mistake that in this matter Lu Shu makes! 吕小鱼当即把魂魄收了回去,义正言辞的拒绝了吕树的提议,表示自己需要一个星期的番茄鸡蛋才能原谅这件事情中吕树所犯的错误！ Lu Shu was rational had not talked clearly at this time simply, the God special laughed foolishly pill, the ghost knows why Canine Corpse condenses soul bead really to have this side effect! 吕树这时候简直是有理也说不清了,神特么傻笑丹,鬼知道为什么尸狗凝聚出来魂珠竟然会有这种副作用！ He is supposing, perhaps within short time Lu Xiaoyu will not be made in the soul by oneself any experiments...... 他估摸着,恐怕短时间之内吕小鱼是不会让自己在魂魄上做任何实验了…… Which on reasons things out!? 上哪说理去！？ „To, me the fruit that brings from the vestige,” Lu Shu then thinks that own fruit has not given Lu Xiaoyu. “给,我从遗迹里带回来的果子,”吕树这才想起来自己的果子还没给吕小鱼呢。 Sees only receiving fruit that Lu Xiaoyu lights up with pleasure immediately, washed to eat with one a while, other all placed in the refrigerator. 只见吕小鱼立马喜笑颜开的接过果子,拿出来一颗洗好了等会儿吃,其余的全都放在冰箱里。 This house was very obsolete, including the furniture is also, the refrigerator frequently has the problem, once for a while vegetables and so on thing frozen becomes thin film of ice. 这房子已经很老旧了,包括家具也是,冰箱经常出现问题,时不时的就把蔬菜之类的东西给冻成冰碴子。 The washer is also very old, sometimes clothes put the drum unable to transfer. 洗衣机也很旧,有时候衣服放多了滚筒都转不起来。 Air conditioning fortunately, as for a television spicier eye, that type occupies the place and picture a little fuzzy square brick specially. 空调还好一点,至于电视机就更辣眼睛了,还是那种特别占地方、画面都有点模糊的方砖。 Lu Shu thinks: „We will go to the pawn shop tomorrow gold chain and watch whatever has sold, then strolls the electrical appliances market? Immediately on 51 golden weeks, the discounting promotion of many markets started, since we buy the house, an extra money, I thought that can in dao the room put in order dao to put in order well.” 吕树想了想:“咱们明天去典当行把金链子和手表神马的卖了,然后去逛逛家电市场吧？马上就51黄金周了,好多商场的打折促销已经开始,既然咱们把房子都买下来,还有了点余钱,我觉得可以把屋里好好捯饬捯饬。” „Good,” Lu Xiaoyu holds the fruit to gnaw while to comply, at this time the small squirrel woke up suddenly, drills from the hair of Lu Shu, saw suddenly Lu Xiaoyu is holding own fruit to gnaw, immediately hates bitterly. “好呀,”吕小鱼抱着果子一边啃一边答应下来,这时候小松鼠忽然醒来,从吕树的头发里钻出来,骤然看到吕小鱼在抱着自己的果子啃,顿时痛心疾首。 Has not waited for Lu Shu to respond that on one jumps to the Lu Xiaoyu front, forks the waist to accuse Lu Xiaoyu, the meaning is to let Lu Xiaoyu gives back to it evidently the green fruit. 还没等吕树反应过来呢就一下跳到吕小鱼的面前,叉腰指责吕小鱼,看样子意思是让吕小鱼把青色果子还给它。 Lu Xiaoyu saw that the small squirrel eye has shone, no matter completely the accusation of small squirrel, the vision crosses it to go to Lu Shu: „Is this you brings from the vestige?” 吕小鱼看到小松鼠眼睛都亮了,完全不管小松鼠的指责,目光越过它投向吕树:“这是你从遗迹里带回来的？” Lu Shu cheerful nod: „Its Spiritual Wisdom opened, is very intelligent, therefore turns to look to raise.” 吕树乐呵呵点头:“它的灵智已经开启了,挺聪明的,所以就拐回来看能不能养着。” Small squirrel turning head doubt looks at Lu Shu, the meaning is, you? 小松鼠回头狐疑的看着吕树,意思是,你俩一伙的？ However has not waited for it to respond, Lu Xiaoyu has entrained it to the side starts to devastate: „, Is quite soft, is quite lovable!” 然而还没等它反应过来呢,吕小鱼就已经一把将它拽到身边开始蹂躏:“哇,好软啊,好可爱！” The small squirrel on a little confused, completely had not made clear the condition at that time, it wants to work loose furiously, finally really underestimated the Lu Xiaoyu present strength. 小松鼠当时就有点懵逼,完全没有搞清楚状况,它想奋力挣脱,结果实在是低估吕小鱼现在的力气了。 Despairs simply, is the present human strength so big? 简直绝望好吗,现在的人类力气都这么大？ The small squirrel squeezes out a head from Lu Xiaoyu both hands furiously, pitiful putting out a hand prays for rescue from Lu Shu, this fruit has not snatched especially, own personal freedom did not have! 小松鼠奋力从吕小鱼双手之间挤出一个脑袋,凄惨的伸手向吕树求救,这特么果子没抢回来,自己的人身自由都没了！ Crossed some little time, the small squirrel lives not to be possible the love paralysis on the knee of Lu Xiaoyu, it was understood, this brother and sister truly were a hooligan, the vigor special special was big! 过了好一会儿,小松鼠生无可恋的瘫在吕小鱼的膝盖上,它算是明白了,这兄妹俩确实是一个野路子,劲都特么的特别大！ „Does it have the name?” Lu Xiaoyu raised the head asked Lu Shu, speech the time also takes the fruit knife to the small squirrel to cut one green fruits. “它有名字吗？”吕小鱼抬头问吕树,说着话的时候还拿水果刀给小松鼠切了一片青色果子。 Small squirrel numb eats was being its fruit, starts to review own mouse to live...... Has liked a crane among chickens in the squirrel community obviously out of the ordinary, must open the harem shortly time, suddenly suffers the unexpected calamity, gave the person to pull out including the tree...... 小松鼠麻木的吃着原本属于它的果子,开始回顾自己的鼠生……明明在松鼠群体里已经鹤立鸡群与众不同,眼瞅着就要开后宫的时候,忽然惨遭横祸,连树都给人拔走了…… Now are thrown into jail, including free did not have. 现在自己身陷囹圄,连自由都没了。 Looks that soon by the fruit that Lu Xiaoyu finished eating, the fruit pulp that vanishes looks like the youth that oneself elapse...... 看着那快要被吕小鱼吃完的果子,那消失的果肉就像是自己逝去的青春…… Lu Shu discovered, probably this little thing turning also is really a quite wise decision, as if Lu Xiaoyu saw that it compares also happily, he who sees to eat thinks saying: „Not name, or do you have one?” 吕树发现,好像把这小东西给拐回来还真是个比较明智的决定,似乎吕小鱼看到它比看到吃的还开心,他想了想说道:“没有起名字,要不你起一个吧？” Lu Xiaoyu was happy, this privilege? 吕小鱼开心了,还有这特权呢？ „Or called it to pound fat?” Lu Xiaoyu said with a smile cheerfully. “要不叫它胖砸吧？”吕小鱼乐呵呵笑道。 Lu Shu the face was at that time black, your this what giving a name ability? The small squirrel starts to be moved to tears, which were oneself fat? 吕树当时脸就黑了,你这什么起名能力？小松鼠开始热泪盈眶,自己哪胖了？ Small squirrel response makes Lu Shu a little accidental/surprised: „Can you understand us to speak?” 小松鼠这反应让吕树有点意外:“你能听懂我们说话啊？” Small squirrel being disinclined manages him , to continue to be moved to tears. 小松鼠懒得理他,继续热泪盈眶。 „It seems like it does not like this name,” the Lu Xiaoyu nod said: „That trades one again, called you given name to be good, Little Fierce Xu!” “看来它不喜欢这个名字,”吕小鱼点头道:“那再换个一个,就叫你本名好了,小凶许！” Lu Shu confused at that time: „Your this which voice?! You spoke the standard spoken Chinese to me!?” 吕树当时就迷了:“你这哪的口音啊？！你给我说普通话好吗！？” „distress points from Little Fierce Xu, + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1......” “来自小凶许的负面情绪值,+1+1+1+1……” The system tacitly approved this name...... Had the name with great difficulty, was not the standard spoken Chinese version. 得,系统都默认这个名字了……好不容易有名字了,还不是普通话版的。 However speaks the truth Lu Shu also to hope that the small squirrel can remain, since the opposite party opened Spiritual Wisdom, he is also insufficient to turn off in the basket to others daily, such feeling was a little cruel. 不过说实话吕树也非常希望小松鼠能留下来,对方既然开启了灵智,他也不至于天天给人家关笼子里,那样感觉有点残忍了。 Therefore wants to keep the small squirrel, but must from other aspect. 所以想要把小松鼠留下来,还得从别的方面着手。 Lu Shu wants to give a try very much, what effect eats to the small creature Washing Marrow Fruit will have, but he has borne, now also really not to Little Fierce Xu eats Washing Marrow Fruit the time, the ghost knows that this goods can run away secretly, what disaster finally will draw on to oneself? 吕树很想试试看,把洗髓果实给小动物吃会有什么效果,但他忍住了,现在还真不是给小凶许吃洗髓果实的时候,鬼知道这货会不会偷偷跑掉,最后给自己招来什么祸事？ ...... Except for Washing Marrow Fruit, what thing but also there is able to entice it? Lu Shu a little has a headache, thing that in oneself store buys, probably is not quite appropriate. 只是……除了洗髓果实,还有什么东西能诱惑住它呢？吕树有点头疼,自己商店里买出来的东西,好像都不太合适啊。 However in this time, after Lu Xiaoyu finished eating the green fruit, selfish disassembles one package of Li Xianyi to give her potato chips, hesitant half of the day, breaks off half to give Little Fierce Xu a trim. 然而就在此时,吕小鱼吃完了青色果实后,自顾自的拆开一包李弦一送给她的薯片,犹豫了半天,把一整片掰成一半递给小凶许。 Little Fierce Xu half believing and half doubting has eaten one, the eye was straight immediately, any thing, is so delicious! 小凶许将信将疑的吃了一口,眼睛顿时直了,什么东西,这么好吃！ Lu Xiaoyu was happy, is rubbing the Little Fierce Xu furry head: „Later you with me, this type of thing frequently have eat!” 吕小鱼乐了,揉着小凶许毛茸茸的脑袋:“以后你跟着我,这种东西经常都有得吃！” The Little Fierce Xu least bit moral integrity has not hurried to nod to indicate, you have the potato chips, calculation that you said! 小凶许半点节操都没有赶紧点头表示,你有薯片,你说的算！ Lu Shu the face was at that time black, what good thing oneself still in wants to be able to leave behind Little Fierce Xu, did the result half piece of potato chips give you to buy?! 吕树当时脸就黑了,自己这边还在想有什么好东西能留下小凶许呢,结果半片薯片就给你收买了？！ Also dares to be easy? Is the prospect a little good?! 还敢再容易一点吗？有点出息行不行？！
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