„king Zha,” Wen Zaifou said. “王炸,”文在否说道。 The Yu Fuyao complexion is unattractive: „Lu Shu is a landlord!” 御扶摇脸色非常不好看:“吕树才是地主！” A Wen Zaifou face arrogance: „I only explode the person who I want to explode.” 文在否一脸傲气:“我只炸我想炸的人。” „Fought a landlord also to fight the superiority feeling you?” Yu Fuyao is black the face to throw the sign: „Yasui, you come for him, I do not want to play with him.” “斗个地主还把你斗出优越感来了？”御扶摇黑着脸把牌一扔:“樱井,你来替他,我不想跟他玩了。” „You do not want to play let Yasui for you, why to make me play?” Wen Zaifou is not glad. “你不想玩就让樱井替你,凭什么不让我玩？”文在否不乐意了。 They ride the train to go to the road in Sapporo, Lu Shu proposed plays cards. 他们坐着列车前往札幌的路上,吕树提议打牌。 It is not Lu Shu wants to play cards, but is his suffered really did not have the means. 不是吕树想打牌,而是他被折磨的实在没办法了。 After the modern people boarded generally, is the peaceful playing cell phone, having a look at the video to have a look at the news to have a look at the movie, quick to go to the place, so long as the electric quantity sufficed, will not be bored. 现代人一般上了车以后就是自己安安静静的玩手机,看看视频看看新闻看看电影,很快就到地方了,所以只要电量够,就不会太无聊。 Therefore the issue came...... Wen Zaifou and Yu Fuyao do not have the cell phone...... 所以问题来了……文在否和御扶摇没有手机…… After this they boarded, is will feel to all matters really curious, for example the operational method of train, you must say that they will think this car(riage) convenient, that is insufficient but actually. 这俩人上了车之后真的是对所有事情都会感到好奇,就比如说列车的运行方式,你要说他们会觉得这车有多方便,那倒不至于。 They felt what is novel, Wen Zaifou and Yu Fuyao as Heavenly Emperor, thinks that is that group of people of closest world source and truth, actually thinks that does not understand the principle of this train, even is the electric lamp as well as the LED display monitor on vehicle. 他们感到新奇的是,文在否和御扶摇都身为天帝,自认为是最接近世界本源与真相的那批人,却想不明白这列车的原理,甚至是车上的电灯以及LED显示屏。 The world presents in another way their front, they will not question cultivation road that oneself once passed through, but they will want to understand why all these are. 世界以另一种方式呈现在他们的面前,他们不会去质疑自己曾经走过的修行路,但是他们会想要了解这一切是为什么。 Lu Shu from the beginning is very patient, when Yu Fuyao asked in his small screen is the honorable person, Lu Shu explained: „That is an honorable person, but the camera is photographing to them, all that the complete record had at that time.” 吕树一开始还是挺耐心的,当御扶摇问他那小小的屏幕里是不是真人的时候,吕树就解释:“那都是真人,只不过有一个摄像机在给他们拍摄,完整的记录下了当时发生的一切。” Wen Zaifou nods: „Will you pat this type of thing?” 文在否哦了一声点点头:“那你会拍这种东西吗？” „My meeting,” Lu Shu put out the cell phone to pat for several seconds to Wen Zaifou, then...... Wen Zaifou is requesting Lu Shu to give him to photograph and record all the way. “我会啊,”吕树拿出手机给文在否拍了几秒钟,然后……文在否一路上都在要求吕树给他拍照、录像。 Said that is even if the Heavenly Emperor life also has the end, he must leave the later generation the natural handsome image, like this everybody can continue to look at reverently him...... 说是哪怕天帝的寿命也有尽头,他要把自己潇洒英俊的形象留给后世,这样大家就能继续瞻仰他了…… Wen Zaifou unceasingly is suspending the modeling on the train: „You thought that this modeling looks like can be greater, or do I put the hand? Can the hair comb? You think......” 文在否就在列车上不断摆着造型:“你觉得这个造型看起来会不会伟岸一些,或者我把手放下来？头发要不要重新梳理一下？你觉得……” The Lu Shu face was green, this especially unexpectedly is the narcissistic craziness! 吕树脸都绿了,这特么竟然还是个自恋狂！ The ticket that they buy is just four people of places face-to-face, Yu Fuyao holds the arm to sneer on the seat: „In your Heavenly Emperor palace doesn't an artist have?” 他们买的票刚好是四人座面对面的,御扶摇就在座位上抱着胳膊冷笑:“你天帝宫里连个画师都没吗？” Wen Zaifou said: „Where can the craftsmanship of artist manifest 1/10 of my God?” 文在否说道:“画师的手艺哪能体现我神形的1？” Lu Shu said puzzled: „According to your disposition, shouldn't with this adjective extremely?” 吕树不解道:“按你的性格,不该是用万分之一这种形容词吗？” Wen Zaifou said: „This you do not understand, I use one to describe extremely, appears extremely exaggerates, others do not believe that with 1/10 time everybody thought that this described is real.” 文在否说道:“这你就不懂了,我用万分之一来形容,就显得太过夸张,别人就不信了,用1的时候大家就觉得这形容非常真实。” Where real...... Lu Shu is incapable tsukkomi. 哪里真实了啊……吕树无力吐槽。 To be honest he too does not want travels together really with Wen Zaifou and Yu Fuyao, that flushed this them just into the sea|nautical mile hitting, enabled Lu Shu many skills only to suppress in the belly, does not dare to release at will...... 说实话他真的是不太想跟文在否和御扶摇同行,就冲这俩人刚刚海里打的那一架,就让吕树很多技能只能憋在肚子里,不敢随意释放…… However Lu Shu these matters all in the small book, he sooner or later can also promote realm of big grandmaster, when the time comes comes back on receiving of both capital and interest...... 不过吕树会把这些事情全都记在小本子上,他早晚有一天也能晋升大宗师的境界,到时候就连本带利的收回来…… Yu Fuyao disdains saying: „Big person was the same with the child, does not know Heavenly Emperor how initially to become.” 御扶摇不屑道:“多大的人了还跟小孩子一样,也不知道当初是怎么当上的天帝。” Wen Zaifou smiles suddenly: „I know Heavenly Emperor how actually you become.” 文在否忽然笑起来:“我倒是知道你怎么当上的天帝。” The Yu Fuyao complexion was all of a sudden black: „Wen Zaifou you know that what you were saying?” 御扶摇的脸色一下子就黑了:“文在否你知道自己在说什么吗？” „Do I want to leave behind an image to have the issue?” Wen Zaifou irrelevantly replied. “我就是想留下点影像有问题吗？”文在否答非所问。 „Weak,” Yu Fuyao cold sound said. “幼稚,”御扶摇冷声说道。 At this time Sakurai Yaeko wanted to ease up atmosphere to say to Yu Fuyao: „Or do I also make a picture to you?” 这时候樱井弥生子想要缓和一下气氛就对御扶摇说道:“要不我也给你拍点照片吧？” Yu Fuyao eye one bright: „Ok? I want to take a group photo with Lu Shu......” 御扶摇眼睛一亮:“可以吗？我想跟吕树合个影……” Sakurai Yaeko: „......” 樱井弥生子:“……” Lu Shu: „......” 吕树:“……” However does Wen Zaifou possibly make Yu Fuyao wishes coming true? Finally two people's group photos, turned into four people stiffly. 然而文在否怎么可能让御扶摇心想事成？最后两个人的合影,硬生生的变成了四个人的。 Finally everybody discovered, Yu Fuyao and Wen Zaifou are black the face, Lu Shu unemotionally, only have Sakurai Yaeko from the heart is joyful. 最后大家发现,御扶摇和文在否都黑着脸,吕树面无表情,只有樱井弥生子是在发自内心的快乐着。 After getting out, Yu Fuyao and Wen Zaifou two people first do not go to heat Quandian, in fact heated Quandian already to make an appointment, moreover was very famous one, reserved all seats for a performance by God's Gathering directly. 下车以后,御扶摇和文在否两个人第一时间并不是要去温泉店,事实上温泉店早就预约好了,而且是非常出名的一家,直接被神集包场。 Although many tourists have been scheduled whom, but here did not have to dare to reject the request of God's Gathering. 虽然很多游客已经预定过了但是这里还没谁敢拒绝神集的要求。 However Yu Fuyao and Wen Zaifou two people suddenly are not interested in the hot spring now, shouts must buy the cell phone, person, immediately immediately! 但是御扶摇和文在否两个人现在忽然对温泉不感兴趣了似的,嚷嚷着必须要买手机,一人一个,立刻马上！ Also after Sakurai Yaeko for two people have bought the cell phone, patiently teaches them how do I use this, but also looks for the photo studio developing the beforehand group photo, a person has sent one. 樱井弥生子给两个人买了手机以后还耐心的教他们怎么使用,还找照相馆将之前的合影给冲印出来,一人发了一张。 Although Wen Zaifou on the mouth said that who cherishes the group photo with Yu Fuyao, but is silently took in the picture space equipment. 文在否虽然嘴上说谁稀罕跟御扶摇的合影啊,但还是默默的把照片收进了空间装备里面。 Has saying that other Earth thing does not dare to say is stronger than Lu Universe, the technology in photographic is makes Lu Universe Heavenly Emperor also feel that is really interesting. 不得不说,地球别的东西不敢说比吕宙强,摄影方面的技术真的是让吕宙天帝也感觉非常有意思。 A person stands there, the camera, this person as if lived on the paper. 一个人站在那里,相机咔嚓一下,这个人就仿佛活在了纸上。 These memories, these fragments, were all engraved in inside, as if saw that the picture can think once all. 那些记忆,那些片段,全都被镌刻在了里面,仿佛看到照片就能想起来曾经的一切。 Wen Zaifou said suddenly: „Before Lu Universe, if also had this thing to be good.” 文在否忽然说道:“吕宙以前要是也有这玩意就好了。” Why does not know, Lu Shu thought suddenly Wen Zaifou really has inexplicable moved, has not waited for Lu Shu to say anything, Wen Zaifou also said: „I must be more attractive before, what a pity nobody can see.” 不知道为什么,吕树忽然觉得文在否竟然有种莫名的伤感,还没等吕树说什么呢,文在否又说道:“我以前还要更好看一些,可惜没人看得到了。” Hehe, dies narcissistic craziness. 呵呵,去死吧自恋狂。 At this time Yu Fuyao and Wen Zaifou have had the enormous interest to this world, has believed something that Lu Shu said that particularly science and technology, for example: The person in television, really exists. 这个时候御扶摇和文在否已经对这个世界产生了极大的兴趣,也相信了吕树所说的一些事情,尤其是科技方面,比如:电视机里的人,都是真实存在的。 That night entered the hot spring hotel time, behind the family -type bar had television together to show an singularly varied movie on Earth, Wen Zaifou is gawking saying: „The abilities of these people look like are also same, the person who that can control the steel is good, that what phoenix female, that can control others mind also good, but these really exist, does Earth have these many strange people?” 当天晚上进温泉旅馆的时候,家庭式的吧台背后有一块电视机正在放着地球上的一部奇幻电影,文在否愣了一下说道:“这些人的能力看起来也就一般般,那个能操控钢铁的人还行,还有那个什么凤凰女,哦,那个能控制别人心灵的还不错,不过这些都是真实存在的吗,地球有这么多奇怪的人？” Lu Shu looked at Wen Zaifou and Yu Fuyao, said earnestly: „Right, exists.” 吕树看了文在否和御扶摇一眼,认真说道:“对,真实存在的。” Wen Zaifou nods has not said anything, in his opinion he truly a little underestimated Earth, but these people could not hit him...... 文在否哦了一声点点头没说什么,在他看来他确实有点低估地球了啊,不过这些人还是打不过他…… Entered the room, Wen Zaifou with Lu Shu one, Sakurai Yaeko with Yu Fuyao one, Wen Zaifou entered the room to see inside has the television, first turned on the television, in the result happen to presented a man and a woman...... 进了房间,文在否跟吕树一间,樱井弥生子跟御扶摇一间,文在否进了房间看到里面有电视,第一时间就打开了电视机,结果里面正好出现一男一女…… A Wen Zaifou face shocking looks at Lu Shu, the meaning of that expression was saying probably, your earthmen will play! 文在否一脸震惊的看着吕树,那表情的意思大概是在说,还是你们地球人会玩啊！